Laurel: I know have a new Favourite Villain! (turns to the previous holder of said title, herself) Sorry evil me--

Evil Laurel: (sigh)

Laurel: --but nobody beats… JACK SPICER, evil boy genius!

Jack Spicer: (peers out of a plot hole) Wha--?

Hen-Neko: (face-palm) Welcome to hell.

Disclaimer: I do NOT own… anything CCS, anything LoZ, cheese-in-a-can, Steve, Jack Spicer (tear), AOL-speak (by the way, no offence AOL-users), Xiaolin Showdown, plot holes.

Claimer: the claimer, the world (cough cough), Distant Island, the Plot Sword, Hen-Neko.


Chapter Nineteen - The One where Jack Spicer Appears out of a Plot Hole!

(flashback)

Laurel: Now for no reason whatsoever I will bet the plot sword and continue playing! (smiles)

Yami-Yugi: AH HA! YOU FOOL! I had a trap card down all along! (plays the I-keel-yous-all Card) It KEELS YOU ALL!

Card: (keels all)

Yami-Yugi: (wins) MUAHAGA! Damn typo-man… anyway, I win the Plot Sword! (disappears with his magical… magicalness)

Ganon: But you forgot your million dollars… (shifty look) YOINK! (runs away)

Nakuru: Aw poo…

(end flashback)

Laurel: Now that we're in this forest… (looks around)

Everyone: What…?

Sakura: But… how?

Laurel: er… uh… (shifty look)

(suddenly a plot hole appears out of another plot hole, apparently to explain why they have appeared in a random forest)

Jack Spicer: (appears) OMGWTFBBQ?

Laurel: LE GASP! (pitches a spaz)

(music: DUN DUN DUN!)

Nakuru: I know you! (stares) You're that sexy guy!

Jack: Uh… yeah, that sounds right. (grins, obviously flattered) But that doesn't explain--

Laurel: Oooo… look at all his majesty!

Syaoran: Wait, wait-- what? (temporarily regains sanity) Who the hell are you, where is this story going, and what the F-ing F are we doing in this forest?

(silence… birds fly away)

Nakuru: Look, it's the guy who has the Plot Sword! (points up in the sky)

Sakura: Ganon?

Laurel: Weeeeell…

Jack: (quietly) uh… why am I still here…?

Yami-Yugi: (is floating above the trees) MUAHAHAHAHA! You will never get this sword that I'm not even sure does anything useful! MUAHAHAHA! (pauses) Wait, why would I want this when I have ancient Egyptian battling creatures at my disposal?

Hen-Neko: (to Laurel) Poker?

Laurel: Yeah, poker…

Sakura: YOU LOST IT AGAIN?

Yami-Yugi: Eh, I don't really want this… but I do have a debt to repay elsewhere. (disappears)

Syaoran: LYK, Oh em gee? Totaly, u got 2 get a grip, gurl!

Nakuru: Good Lord, he's typing in AOL-speak!

Jack: (girly scream)

Laurel: (hangs off Jack) That was really adorable.

Jack: Ah… heh… (is completely weirded out) What the hell is going on?

Hen-Neko: (whispers inaudibly to him)

Jack: (pause) I'm in a FanFiction? What kind of freak--

Laurel: (glares) Watch what you say, you could end up like him. (points to Syaoran)

Syaoran: (sniffles) I… I broke a nail!

Jack: (girly scream)

Laurel: (glomps him) So cute!

Sakura: I agree with Syao… where is this story going?

(meanwhile...)

Yami-Yugi: There you go, now we're even. (appears to be implying something disturbing) That cookie recipie is da bomb! (...or not.)

(Laurel adds "da bomb" to the list of things Yami-Yugi would never say)

Bishiman: Ooo! The plot sword!

(Back in the forest, Laurel is worshiping Jack Spicer, Nakuru is trying to tie a bell to the end of Neko's tail, Syao is being a ditz, Sakura is generally annoyed and becoming even more so)

Sakura: That's IT! (flips out)

Everyone else: (freeze)

Sakura: WE are going to SAVE Li and we are going to do it NOW! (towers above them) Now, I have a feeling we're going to need to get back to Bishiman's stupid castle... FAST.

Everyone else: (Cowers)

Sakura: You, gothy wimp. (points to Jack)

Jack: (whimpers) I'm not a wimp.

Sakura: Build some kind of mechanical flying machine.

Nakuru: That's completely preposterous!

Sakura: (glare)

Jack: I'd like to point out that I'm being held here against my wi--

Sakura: NOW!

Jack: Nevermind!

Sakura: (returns to normal stature and smiles sweetly)

Hen-Neko: (whistles)

Laurel: I always thought she had a scary side.


If you're wondering,the Plot Hole affects the probablity of the surrounding area. Therefore, the most unlikely things happen when they open.