Evil Laurel: (sigh)
Laurel: --but nobody beats… JACK SPICER, evil boy genius!
Jack Spicer: (peers out of a plot hole) Wha--?
Hen-Neko: (face-palm) Welcome to hell.
Disclaimer: I do NOT own… anything CCS, anything LoZ, cheese-in-a-can, Steve, Jack Spicer (tear), AOL-speak (by the way, no offence AOL-users), Xiaolin Showdown, plot holes.
Claimer: the claimer, the world (cough cough), Distant Island, the Plot Sword, Hen-Neko.
Chapter Nineteen - The One where Jack Spicer Appears out of a Plot Hole!
(flashback)
Laurel: Now for no reason whatsoever I will bet the plot sword and continue playing! (smiles)
Yami-Yugi: AH HA! YOU FOOL! I had a trap card down all along! (plays the I-keel-yous-all Card) It KEELS YOU ALL!
Card: (keels all)
Yami-Yugi: (wins) MUAHAGA! Damn typo-man… anyway, I win the Plot Sword! (disappears with his magical… magicalness)
Ganon: But you forgot your million dollars… (shifty look) YOINK! (runs away)
Nakuru: Aw poo…
(end flashback)
Laurel: Now that we're in this forest… (looks around)
Everyone: What…?
Sakura: But… how?
Laurel: er… uh… (shifty look)
(suddenly a plot hole appears out of another plot hole, apparently to explain why they have appeared in a random forest)
Jack Spicer: (appears) OMGWTFBBQ?
Laurel: LE GASP! (pitches a spaz)
(music: DUN DUN DUN!)
Nakuru: I know you! (stares) You're that sexy guy!
Jack: Uh… yeah, that sounds right. (grins, obviously flattered) But that doesn't explain--
Laurel: Oooo… look at all his majesty!
Syaoran: Wait, wait-- what? (temporarily regains sanity) Who the hell are you, where is this story going, and what the F-ing F are we doing in this forest?
(silence… birds fly away)
Nakuru: Look, it's the guy who has the Plot Sword! (points up in the sky)
Sakura: Ganon?
Laurel: Weeeeell…
Jack: (quietly) uh… why am I still here…?
Yami-Yugi: (is floating above the trees) MUAHAHAHAHA! You will never get this sword that I'm not even sure does anything useful! MUAHAHAHA! (pauses) Wait, why would I want this when I have ancient Egyptian battling creatures at my disposal?
Hen-Neko: (to Laurel) Poker?
Laurel: Yeah, poker…
Sakura: YOU LOST IT AGAIN?
Yami-Yugi: Eh, I don't really want this… but I do have a debt to repay elsewhere. (disappears)
Syaoran: LYK, Oh em gee? Totaly, u got 2 get a grip, gurl!
Nakuru: Good Lord, he's typing in AOL-speak!
Jack: (girly scream)
Laurel: (hangs off Jack) That was really adorable.
Jack: Ah… heh… (is completely weirded out) What the hell is going on?
Hen-Neko: (whispers inaudibly to him)
Jack: (pause) I'm in a FanFiction? What kind of freak--
Laurel: (glares) Watch what you say, you could end up like him. (points to Syaoran)
Syaoran: (sniffles) I… I broke a nail!
Jack: (girly scream)
Laurel: (glomps him) So cute!
Sakura: I agree with Syao… where is this story going?
(meanwhile...)
Yami-Yugi: There you go, now we're even. (appears to be implying something disturbing) That cookie recipie is da bomb! (...or not.)
(Laurel adds "da bomb" to the list of things Yami-Yugi would never say)
Bishiman: Ooo! The plot sword!
(Back in the forest, Laurel is worshiping Jack Spicer, Nakuru is trying to tie a bell to the end of Neko's tail, Syao is being a ditz, Sakura is generally annoyed and becoming even more so)
Sakura: That's IT! (flips out)
Everyone else: (freeze)
Sakura: WE are going to SAVE Li and we are going to do it NOW! (towers above them) Now, I have a feeling we're going to need to get back to Bishiman's stupid castle... FAST.
Everyone else: (Cowers)
Sakura: You, gothy wimp. (points to Jack)
Jack: (whimpers) I'm not a wimp.
Sakura: Build some kind of mechanical flying machine.
Nakuru: That's completely preposterous!
Sakura: (glare)
Jack: I'd like to point out that I'm being held here against my wi--
Sakura: NOW!
Jack: Nevermind!
Sakura: (returns to normal stature and smiles sweetly)
Hen-Neko: (whistles)
Laurel: I always thought she had a scary side.
If you're wondering,the Plot Hole affects the probablity of the surrounding area. Therefore, the most unlikely things happen when they open.
