Chapter 2: Lakes and Brooms.

Hermione, Ginny, Mrs. Weasley, and Mrs. Granger were out looking at wedding dresses, while Ron and Harry were out looking for a tux.

"Oh Hermione I like this one." Ginny said to her friend.

"Oh yes that one pretty Ginny. But I'm torn between these three."

Meanwhile at…somewhere else…

"Ron! Let me see you in the tux!"

Ron came out dressed in a black tux. He looked dashing.

"Oh, Ron, that's a really nice one."

Ron smiled and looked at himself in the mirror, "This is the one I'm going to get."

Ron changed and him and Harry paid for the tux and headed back to Ron's house.

Back at the Wedding Dress Shop

Hermione came out of the dressing room dressed in a beautiful wedding dress. It was off the shoulder with sparkles on the top, and a long flowing bottom that trailed behind her. She looked like a princess.

"Hermione!" her mother said, "You look gorgeous!"

"Beautiful" Mrs. Weasley said.

"Stunning!" Ginny exclaimed.

"This is the dress I'm going to get married in!" She announced.

At Ron's house

Harry and Ron walked into the house, where Bill and George were sitting.

"What are you guys doing here?" Ron asked as he hung up his tux.

"Oh" said George, "We wanted to talk to you."

"Talk? About what?" Ron asked.

"About…women." Bill casually said.

Harry, sensing what they meant said, "Uh, I think I should leave."

George said, "Oh no Harry, you're dating my sister…you're staying."

Harry smiled awkwardly and sat down next to Ron.

Bill spoke first, "We want to tell you about the wedding night."

Ron interrupted, "Whoa! Dad and me had this conversation a long time ago. Plus, only you (Bill) are married. George doesn't have a clue what he's talking about."

George said, "First of all…Dad is old school and second of all…I have experience."

Ron exploded, "You mean to tell me that you…"

"That's right little brother." George said with a boyish grin.

"Who? How? What? Where? When?"

Bill shook his head, "We have a lot to teach you little one."

George said, "Ok Ron now…you don't want to just jump into the lake…you want to wade in."

"OH MERLIN!"

"Think about it this way, the lake is cold, so you have to wade in to get used to it." Bill said.

"Guys" Harry said, "I don't think this is the right time." But they just ignored him.

George started again, "You can also think of it as a broomstick ride."

Ron buried his face in his hands.

George continued, "It's a little shaky at first, but then smooth and enjoyable.

Ron screamed, "ENOUGH!"

Just then Hermione, Ginny, and Mrs. Weasley walked in the door.

"Hello everyone." Hermione said happily.

"What were you lot up to?" Mrs. Weasley asked.

Bill said, "Nothing just talking…"

George finished, "About lakes and brooms."

Hermione, Ginny, and Mrs. Weasley looked at each other confused, but just then Charlie, apparated in front of them.

"Hey Charlie," Ron greeted his brother.

"You, Harry, and I need to have a talk." Charlie said.

Harry and Ron looked at each other and groaned.