Disclaimer: i do not own any of the characters... ya. WAY TA RUEN MY DAY!.. and WARNING this is an extreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeemly silly random fic.. so do NOT .. DO NOT expect any plot or ... anything for that matter...
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"Is that. sniff CHOCOLATE! I LOVE CHOCOLATE!"
"NO.. MY CHOCOLATE!"
"PLEASEEEEEEEEE……can I PLEASE have some!"
"NO.. Its mine"
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"They're fighting again?'
"Yup"
"About chocolate?"
"Yup"
"Should we just leave them?"
"Yup"
"Miroku… are you even paying attention?"
"Yup"
"Oh really?"
"Yup"
"Then.. will you answer anything I ask you?"
"Yup"
"No.. not good enough… OH! I've got it.. Will you agree to everyting I say?"
"Yup"
"I'm the most beautiful girl in the world"
"Yup"
"You're MADLY in love with me"
"Yup"
"……you.. uhhh..ummm….cheated on me!"
"Yup"
"With a man!"
"Yup"
"Your GAY!"
"Yup… wa…wait.. what!"
"HAHHAHA.. your such a.. what is it that Kagome says…LOOSER! HAHHAHA!"
"What ever Sango.."
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"No you can't have any Inuyasha!"
"Please Kagomeeeeee! I promise not to bother you for the rest of your life."
"Hmmmmm….. no, not good enough!"
"I.. I wont come to get you when your late!"
"That falls under the other category. Try again.."
"Ok.. I promise to protect you when your in trouble!"
"You do that already."
"I dress in drag!"
"Are you seriously that desperate?"
"I'll hit on Miroku…. I'll be nicer to shippou…. I'll bring you flowers everyday!"
"Wow….. you are desperate."
"PLEASE!"
"I can exploit this….. (muahahahahaha)"
And that's how Inuyasha was reduced to Kagome's slave.
A/n
I hope I didn't get your hopes up for something good.. (loosers!).. this was just a spur of the moment thig O.o… no more chocolate for me lalalala (skips off happily)
