Disclaimer: I do not own Dora, Swiper, Boots, Cloe, Yasmin, Batoousai, Kaoru, and Spongebob! But I wished I was!
Summary: Dora's tired of being nice! MAYOR Stupidity, killing, and more killing! And Appearances ofCharacters from random cartoons.
Dear diary: I got a free trip to Deadman's Mansion. It sounds like fun.
I get to invite 7 or more friends! Isn't that cool! Today in school I gave out invitations to: Battousai (my boyfriend), Dana and Janeal ( my good friends), Dora( The Explorer), Cloe and Yasmin ( Bratz), Spongebob, Toni ( my cousin), and Swiper (the fox). I really don't know why I invited most of them, but who cares? Anyways, I really hope we have fun! (AS If!)
Everyone approached the building at around 7 o clock. Dana, Janeal, Toni, and I all shared a room. Then Battousai, Spongebob and Swiper shared a room, and of course Dora, Cloe and Yasmin shared a room. I think spongebob had a little crush on my friend Dana.
Dora: Hi Yasmin, Can I have a bit of your lips gloss?
Yasmin: Yeah Right! Like I'm going to give lipgloss to a little girl like you!
Cloe: Why don't you go find " Grandma's house " or something?
Yasmin: " Where are we going?"
Cloe: Grandma's house!
Yasmin and cloe: ( Laughs and walks out of the room)
Dora: whispers Hoes. ( pulls out a cellular phone and dials a number) Hello, swiper? I want you to get rid of the Bratz. Muhahahahahahhahhahahaahahha.
(In the Hallway)
Yasmin: Can you believe that little girl!
Cloe: Yeah asking for lip gloss. Who does she think she is? ( just then swiper appears)
Swiper: Hello Ladies. ( he look as if he desired something.)
Cloe and Yasmin: Swiper NO Raping! Swiper no raping!
Swiper: ( looks at then like they stupid) That's not going to work!
(Dana, Janeal, and Battousai were in my roomlisteningto music.)
Teisha: Konnichiwa!
Dana; Your mamais a Konnichiwa!
Battousai: You ass that means hi in Japanese.
Dana: Oh Yeah!...Hey!Who u callin an ass!
(Just then Dora and spongebob shows up.)
Spongebob: Hey Dana baby!
Dana: Excuse Me!
Dora: I thought you like me spongie!
Spongebob: I don't play with kids I make them.
Everyone in da room: hahahahahahhaaha
Dora: Grrrrr
Everyone?
Dora: I'll show you all!
(Spongebob was in his room practicing his sex moves.)
Spongebob: I'm Ready, I'm Ready
Dora: Spongy!
Spongebob: Don't you have a mountain to explore or something!)
Dora: (takes off her clothes)
Spongebob: I'm blind!
Dora: If I can't have u no one can!
Spongebob: Noooooooooooooooooooo!
(In my room)
Toni: Hey you guys I think Dora is having a rampage!
Teisha: (stops kissing battousai) What are you talking about?
Toni: She killed Spongebob and the bratz! Any of us could be next!
Janeal: Toni maybe you're killin everyone!
Dana: Yeah! You weren't here for half of this story!
Teisha: come on guys I know My Cousin is a annoying but she wouldn't kill anyone! Now Let's go watch a movie!
Dana: What about spongebob and the bratz.
Teisha: And we should care because? (Everyone leaves except Toni)
Toni: I'll catch up! I gotta find my shoes first!
Dora: Muahahahahahahahha
Toni: Whose there! Come out!
Dora: muahahahahhahaha
Toni: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
(That night the power suddenly turns off)
Teisha: Battousai what was that!
Battousai: ( sleepin) don't worry I'll protect you!
Teisha: Do I look like that no breast Kaoru to you? (AN: sorry Kaoru!)
Battousai:...
Teisha: Battousai?
Teisha: (shakes him and she that he has been stabbed to death!) AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Dana and Janeal Comes rushin through the door.
Dana: oh no!
Janeal: What happened
Teisha: What Happened! I'll kill who ever dis this! (sees a not attached)
It reads: Dear Lateisha- san I kill your boyfriend. Ha Ha! – Dora
Teisha: I'll kill the bitch!
Swiper: Dora the deed was done
Dora: Good now u can die!
Swiper: What!
Dora: ( comes closer)
Swiper: What are goin to do?
Dora (Strips)
Swiper: No yo No Quiero! Noooooooooooooooooooo!
Teisha: I have an idea! We can get her to take our bait!
Dana: What bait?
Janeal: You!
Dana: ME? WHY?
Janeal: Because she wants you the most.
Dana: ok?
(In the Dark room)
Dana ( sarcastically) Oh no! I "ACCIDENTALLY" tied myself to this chair in the center of this very dark room!
Dora: hahahahahahhaha I've got you now! (tries to strangle Dana)
Teisha: Put her down or the monkey gets it! ( holds up boots and puts a gun to his head)
Dora: Boots! (puts Dana down)
Teisha: (Shoots Dora and pulls out a knife and stabs Dora)
Dana: Teisha we did it!
Teisha: (stabs Dora)
Janeal: Teisha
Teisha: (stabs Dora again)
Dana: Teisha!
Teisha: (stabs her again)
Janeal: Teisha She's dead!
Teisha: (stabs her again)And?
Dana: Lets go home!
Teisha: Ok (spits on dora) I'm really glad this is all over!
( everyone Leaves)
Dora: Or is it? Hahahahahhahahahaha
(Everyone elserises from the dead)
The End?
