"Knives...wake up..." Vash whispered as he poked his brother's forehead.
Knives snapped open his eyes instantly, giving Vash a glare that suggested he was about to kill his brother. Vash jumped back and shrieked.
"What do you want!" Knives questioned firmly.
"Uh uh Golfing!"
Knives raised an eyebrow. "Come again?"
Vash calmed himself, and grinned. "Well, since you're so angry all the time, I thought we'd do something to calm you down. And there's nothing more calming then golf!"
Knives gaped at Vash. "You...cannot be serious."
Vash nods, then gives Knives a sad pathetic look. "Pleeeeaaseee Knives? It'd mean so much to me..." He sniffles.
Knives groaned, and got out of bed. "Fine fine...idiot brother."
Knives looked around, then at Vash. "As I understood, golf corses had grass."
Vas rolled his eyes. "Hello? This is a desert. Nothing has grass. But that won't spoil the fun!"
Vash grabbed his club and skipped to the first hole. Knives followed a little less cheerfully.
After the sixth hole, Vash was doing well, while Knives was averging a 35 par.
"I'm going to get a snack. You want something?"
Knives only growled, still to hit the small ball into the hole.
Vash shrugged, and skipped off.
Knives continued to try, untill he finally acheived his goal 16 shots later. He looked up to see another golfer staring at him.
"Haha, you're so bad. Maybe you should stick to caddying!"
Knives clenched his teeth, gripping the club hard. After a minute of continuing laughter, he screamed and swung at the annoying man.
Vash skips back to where he left Knives, munching on donuts. He freezes, seeing Knives sitting on a pile of bruised and bleeding people. He screams. "Knives! What did you do!"
"They mocked me."
"But golf is supposed to be relxing and calming! There shouldn't be blood!"
Knives snickered. "Well, I'm plenty calm now. Thanks for the enjoyable afternoon. Lets go."
Vash simply whimpers as Knives drags him away by the collar.
A/N: Thanks to all of you who reviewed. I'm glad you found this funny. And thanks to doomsdaybringer for pointing out a spelling error. Fixed now.
