"Textbooks, the kotodama rosary, a piece of the fire rat robe, pencils. I guess that's it. Bye!" Kagome yelled, from the edge of the Bone-Eater's Well.

"You'll send us candy and sushi…and stuff, right, Kagome?" Shippo asked, nervous as usual.

"Of course I will! It's just that, without the sacred jewel around, the well is starting to close up and I can't get through, but other stuff will," she replied.

"We'll miss you." sob

"Okay, bye!"

Soon that night, for some strangely weird reason, Miroku proposed to Sango (once again) but she accepted because he had finally gotten rid of his lecherous side. Because of that, they had a party, inviting the entire village. Unnoticed by others, a demon sporting a Mohawk hairstyle and a miniskirt and his friend sneaked off into hiding the day their leader's love obsession left.

They crawled out.

"Ughh…"

"Look here! She left us something!"

"Let's bring it back to the cave, Hakaku."

On the way to the Wolf Den

"What are you guys doing at this hour? We can't be having a single-demon birthday party! Come on!" Kouga suddenly jumped out of the bush.

"Hey, I thought you lost your powers when they got your Shikon no Tama shards!" Ginta remarked.

Kouga replied, "Just between you and me, I nicked the last and smallest shard from right under Kikyou's nose, because, you know, she needs glasses, right? After like 70 years of being dead, alive and undead."

"Good point."

And after that, Kouga ran off.

"Oh damn! We forgot to get a gift and a card for Kouga's 237th birthday!"Ginta whispered to Hakaku.

"It was YOUR fault for not reminding me!" they exclaimed at the same time.

"Don't worry! We'll make a plan." Hakaku said.

Back at the cave

"Ehh…Kouga…We haven't wrapped your gift yet." Ginta appeared at the mouth of the cave, shaking slightly.

"It's okay. Why don't you wrap it now? I'm just going to be taking a nap. It was so tiring with only one shard."

"Phew."

"Now, Ginta, let's open this thing!"

"Wow! Look at all those buttons! How does it work? Maybe we should look at the instruction booklet."

Hakaku whispered, "There aren't any instruction booklets in Sengoku-Jidai."

"Oh…right."

Click

Click Click Click

They spent the next hour contemplating the joy of Microsoft Word, the wonder of Calculator, the delight of the hard drive, the divine bliss of Pinball.

Somehow, two demons managed to open up Internet Explorer. It is a great feat that has never been accomplished before in the feudal era.

Google was the home page, so they decided to image search "Chibi Naraku." Unfortunately for Naraku, the results were astonishingly funny, so they decided to search for Chibiko versions of every character, even themselves.

In the end, they finally printed out a simple card with a Chibi Kouga on the front with a small printer that dropped out of Kagome's backpack, connected to the laptop.

(Sound effect: duh duh dum…)

What will they do next?