Suddenly, a weird guy with a buzz cut and black-and-yellow glasses popped out of the screen. He introduced himself as Jackie, a hyper computer salesman.
"Hello! Welcome to eBay! iPod Shuffle, life is random!"
"Who the hell is this freak?" Ginta asked.
"Aahhhh! Demons!" yelled Jackie, his "computer bubble" popped.
"Its someone, Ginta, probably spam. Whatever. We're on some site called "Ebay." Maybe they sell gifts or something." Hakaku said
"I wanna get Kouga a doll!"
"That would be so awesome!"
Ginta and Hakaku searched for a Kouga doll on eBay and filled out the form with the credit card number, etc.
Later
(on screen)
Your order will arrive in 5 minutes.
Confirmation
Address: Wolf demon den
Customer: Ginta, Hakaku
Credit Card#: 53704554 01134
Recipient: Kouga
Bill to: nobody
Specifications: If nobody is not home, bill to Naraku.
If Naraku is not at home, bill to Kagura, who owes Kouga $10 billion for life insurance of his dead comrades.
"Can you believe it? We finally got it done! Yippee!"
They didn't notice Kouga waking up and asking them what they were doing.
Suddenly(again) the doorbell rang.
"Wait! There isn't a door, so there can't be a doorbell!" I screamed.
So, suddenly (again) the doorbell didn't ring, but they still rushed to see who was outside.
"What's that?" Kouga asked.
"That's your birthday present. It cost about TEN DOLLARS!" the other two, besides me and Jackie (who had gone back into the laptop) yelled enthusiastically.
Kouga ripped open the tightly bundled paper package.
"Ehh..? What's this? A doll of me? Where did you get it?
"eBay."
"What?… Hey! Give me that laptop! Kagome meant it for ME!"
"No way! Finders keepers!"
"Wahh…!"
Later
Kouga sneaked into the inner room and caught Ginta and Hakaku playing solitaire.
"Mwahahahah!" he said as he tried to imitate Naraku's voice (quite well, actually.)
THE END.
A/N: We hope you enjoyed this.
Sequel coming up! The Truth about Undead Priestesses and iPods®
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