Switched,

By RenaeAurora!

Hello there! Sorry I haven't updated for like a week but I promise it was for a good reason. Oh I had and still have such horrible writers block! fortunately I found inspiration in Jillian Sama my Muse. BUT! I will not let my 12 fans down! I had 4 more on top of the 9 I have now but I had to make the 1 Ch. Better and so I lost 4 reviews! Weeps and sobs hysterically waaaaa! But since I got at least 2 more reviews I decided to update hope you like this one! Its sweet G dog!

Disclaimer: I don't own Inuyasha and I'm glad! Do you have any idea how annoying he is? I mean just the other day he came bursting into my room slamming the door, and made me pick up a pencil to start writing this ahhhhhhhhh………… actually it was my guilty conscience.

NOTE: Sainan means disaster in Japanese.

And Damasar Eyasui means gullible.

CH. 4,

Introducing Ryko!

This scene below happened 3 day's before Inu. And Co. went in to the cave to kill the birds.

It was now very much noon. The extremely handsome yet very unconscious monk sat lazily sleeping in a kitchen on a chair. He had fallen in it last night after casually kissing his lady friend on the cheek and collapsing there, sake (Booze) in hand. The young monk was dreaming of a beautiful castle and he was the prince, but his beautiful dream was soon ripped from him, as he shot awake due to the horrendous loud thumping coming down the hall way! The monk leapt to his feet and stood facing, the door eyes wide open leaning back shocked.

"Ryko!" The thunderous 300 pound woman bellowed bursting through the door causing it to come off its hinges and fly across the room. "You fraud you have single handedly destroyed my entire house! Where was that DARK OMEN you were supposed to be getting rid of? She approached him like a rabid dog, hair askew, teeth barred, eyes wide with furry, and a butcher knife raised in the air above her head.

Ryko jumped behind his chair. "Now now lets not jump to conclusions!" Ryko pleaded in vain.

"CONCLUSIONS! CONCLUSIONS! My home! My Kitchen!" The next words were a slur of rage barely spitting out of her beet red face and open mouth. Food….gone…s....stables burned…y….YOU'RE THE DARK OMEN!" she screamed slashing at him. She missed however as her rather large butcher knife cam crashing down through thin air as Ryko Leapt out of the way. He Ran toward the window but tripped over a large broom which fell into the furnace as his sake still in his hand, came crashing down to burst on the floor. He leapt to his feet just in time to see the broom catch fire and the fire slowly creeping up to the spilt sake.

"Sorry about that." Ryko screamed over his shoulder, as he leapt out of the window.

Ryko ran down the street in terror.

They're came a loud BOOM, followed by a massive fire erupting, licking and engulfing the entire hut.

Ryko stopped running and turned to look at what his clumsiness had caused. He didn't look long however as a large crazed women's body came crashing out of the burning house through the wall. She didn't hesitate at the least as she continued a mad dash toward him.

"Sainan!" Ryko called turning to run. "We're no longer welcome!"

Ryko fled for his life through the street as a deranged 300 pound woman chased him.

"Hurry!" Ryko screeched in terror. He breathed relief as a white horse with 3 black legs and 6 brown spots came bounding up to him. Ryko jumped on to his horse screaming.

"BOLT FOR IT!"

The magnificent stallion sprinted in to the fastest run you could ever see a horse do. Its powerful shoulder muscles and legs pounded upon the earth causing holes to puncture in to even the most hardened dirt and crack the rocks. If you hadn't known that this horse was not a demon then you would have thought it was. Racing at almost 60 miles per hour this horse was built for speed and speed alone. Of course even though it was not a demon horse, it was no ordinary horse in fact Ryko had not found it in an ordinary way though it was in an ordinary place.

FLASH BACK TO 2 YEARS AGO

Ryko stumbled and staggered leaning against something he knew not what. With the massive beating he'd taken the day before and the sake knocking out all sense of recognition and pain he could no longer tell the difference between right and left. Ryko squinted through one eye the other being swollen shut. He read the two signs which were in front of him. The two buildings stood close together towering down upon him. He read out loud speech severely slurred. " Haaa……rr.rrr…hasss eee en Whhhhh ooo rrrsssssee?" Which one he thought sleepily "harseee er whoorsee?" with no way to decide in his state he simply moved toward the sign that clearly read for all that were intelligent to see it "HORSE STABLE." Of course he hadn't meant to go in to that one what he had really been going for was the Brothel house to his left which stated clearly "WHORE HOUSE." But to Ryko it didn't matter as he pushed he doors open stepping inside the smell did nothing to alert him of where he really was he just walked in a stupid grin on his face and said, stupidly looking around and gawking wildly. "Niccsssees Plaaaaaaeeeesssss!........... Sir?" He said to the horse next to him. " I'ded like to re rent a rooms of yours for the nigh ….tA" his hand then reached into an invisible pocket and took out what he thought was money and with a sweeping motion threw nothing in to the air. It was a good thing he had walked in to the stable instead because of the way he was acting even if he had had money they would have stolen it and kicked his rear out of that brothel house.

Ryko continued down the stable staggering and hiccupping he found his way to a stall and opened it stepping in he leaned against the horse in it. "Heyyyy babayyy" he slurred "inmm tirrreeee so let's just sleep nigh k? "With that he flung himself on the floor at the horse's feet luckily missing any pee or poo and fell asleep on the nice soft hay. Of course in the morning he realized where he was and groaned because of the pain he felt in his body he couldn't move he was helpless.

Sainan was not an ordinary horse and he was not as stupid he could understand that who ever this was, was hurt and needed help. So with Sainan's natural instincts he grabbed Ryko by the shirt with his teeth and led him out side, dragging him to a river the horse slowly walked in dragging Ryko with him. Ryko couldn't move in drowning he thought because thinking was all he could do. "And I don't even know who I am; I don't even know my own name." Just when Ryko thought he would soon have to inhale the water and die his head came up out of the water. He gasped and hung there groaning. Sainan then dived to the bottom of the river dragging Ryko down with him. Ryko's body hurt, but for some reason, it began to no longer hurt so much until he was strong enough to fight what ever it was that was keeping him under the water away from the air he so desperately needed. His struggling became more intense as he felt his body gain strength as if his body were healing itself rapidly. When Ryko finally broke free and ripped threw the surface of the water gasping for air he felt as good as ever and he swam toward the bank. Wondering what in the world had happened Ryko watched as Sainan came waddling then trotting out of the water after him.

Ryko gasped. Had this horse some how saved him? He didn't know how or who, but since the horse was looking at him and there was no one else around he thanked the horse. From that day on the horse followed him around like a lost puppy so Ryko had kept it and called it Sainan because of how he had found him. Ryko assumed that he had been drowning due to the bandits that had attacked him and that the horse had been the one to save him, and this whole thing really was a disaster wasn't it?

END OF EXTREMELY LONG FLASH BACK

Now back to Inuyasha and Co. in the present.

Inuyasha's head swam as he heard screaming. "Who was it?" who ever it was was going to die for waking him up. Then he remembered. "KAG…….." he began to scream. Inuyasha stopped HIS VOICE!! There was something wrong with his body! He couldn't hear as well, his sense of smell was severely limited, and he felt weak and fragile. Inuyasha was still on the ground when he heard a strange choked gasp he leapt to his feet and nearly fell over, the long slender legs that supported him were so strange, not his own. He soon forgot his own body when he suddenly looked up to see himself standing in front of him. If that was his body then who was this he was in?

Inuyasha made a small yipping stifled cry as he looked across his own body.

"No! It can't be" he struggled out finally. But their it was clear as day. he was in Kagome's skin! "No" he cried again clutching his eyes shut. No one can imagine how many different questions and thoughts went through his mind at that horrible moment.

He opened his eyes to see that it was not a dream. He looked down to make sure just incase sure enough bellow his chin were two breasts his masculine pecks gone. He still couldn't believe it as he looked at his new body again. He looked up to see himself (Or rather Kagome in Inuyasha's body) again.

"Wha……" his face, HIS FACE! Was scrunched up in what looked like fear and, he gasped tears? His body was crying? No not yet but it was about to.

Kagome starred back in to her own horrified eyes she was looking at herself! (Or rather Inuyasha in Kagome's body) tears of dread and fear crept up on the inside of her eye lids.

No! You can't cry, your strong not weak! something inside her screamed! She found that voice and found strength in it. She had never felt so much control over her emotions before; she felt she had complete control over them.

Her thoughts were soon interrupted however as a scream erupted threw the cave from "Seshoumaru?"

She heard it burn and echo threw her now highly sensitive ears like thunder! She clasped her hands over the sides of her face where her ears should have been but weren't. Kagome's hands slowly moved through her hair (which did not feel the least like her own) she gasped (in a voice that was not her own) as her fingers slipped around two fluffy, soft, tender, triangular, dog ears.

Kagome was in shock. She was in Inuyasha's body some how. She heard more screaming as everyone woke up, but no matter what she did she couldn't unlock her gaze with the person in front of her as if it held her soul.

Back to 2 day's ago with Ryko

Ryko lay down on his back near a stream with sainan.

Sighing Ryko reached up to pet his companion from behind him on the forehead.

"Well Sainan looks like we wore out our welcome sooner then we thought we would eh?

He sighed again then laughed. "We weren't even that town for 2 day's before we were driven out, it's a new record!!"

Sainan nudged his master in the back of the neck snorting.

"Well lets get going I suppose."

"Ye who seek for themselves all but from within never find it."

Ryko jumped at the sudden strangers voice. He whirled around to see an old woman standing in front of him.

"What did you say?" Ryko asked.

"Ye who seek but do not listen will not find it."

"Ye who seek but do not listen will not find it? find what? What do you mean?"

"I now who you are Ryko Galharan."

"Eh?...." Ryko took a step back, how did she know his name? What was Galharan? was that his name?

"Gal....Galharan is that my name?" Ryko asked pointing to himself. "You know who I am?"

Note: Galharan is pronounced in three syllables. Gal like "Gal did you have to do that?" and Har like Heart with out the t, not hair. And last but not least an like "would you like an......."

Ryko's heart beat fast and he could only stare in bewilderment at the old hag in front of him.

"You travel seeking you when you are right here." the old woman suddenly stopped talking, her vision seemed to stare right threw him, he shuttered the old woman's eyes were blue but they were now white! Every hair on Ryko's body seemed to stand on end.

"You walk a broken path find her and you will find you."

Then she got really weird. She reached out and grabbed ryko by the wrist pulling him in close to her. He could feel her breathe on his ear as she whispered to him.

"She will find you she is coming."

"Who?" ryko whispered

"Find the soul that does not belong and you shall find her."

"Who?"

"The man inside the woman's body!"

Ryko shuttered and tried to pull away.

The woman's vision returned.

"These clothes do not belong on you." she said tugging on his clothing.

Ryko ripped himself away from her and began to run through the forest blindly.

"You can not be who you once were!" she screamed after him.

"What the hell was she talking about? I can't be who is once was? Destiny about some man in a woman's body? My clothes don't belong on me? She was talking nonsense obviously." One thing was for certain he had never been so afraid of his past as she had made him at that moment.



The 5 large powerful men stood their staring mouths wide open in amazement and disbelief.

The old hag held out her hand as each of them gave her the money they now owed her.

"Ha!" The old hag sneered at her companions.

"I win!"



A few hours later the two weary traveler's heard the bustle of the town in front of them.

Ryko sighed and patted Sainan. "Well let's go say hello shall we?

Sainan whinnied nodding his head.

Ryko let Sainan follow behind him as he walked through the town. As usual Ryko got long blushing stares from the young women in the town, and glares from all the men who saw they're women starring at the most handsome monk they had ever seen in they're lives.

This didn't faze him in the least as he took out a stool and stood upon it in the middle of the busy main street. Arm's razed and voice loud Ryko began his routine.

"Can any of you tell me who I am?"he yelled across the road. He waited, but as usual they're was no answer. "All right then" he said clearing his throat.

"Attention gentle people of this humble village! Have no fear I the great Ryko.....Galharan have come to save thee!" The people starred. "There is a ominous dark Jaki surrounding your village but if you Promise to make me you king I will purge your village of this dark omen!"

The villagers stared then they began to laugh and walk away. "Wait! Your lives are in danger!" one villager picked up a rock and chucked it at him. Ryko was soon pelted and stoned out of the village.

"REALLY! He growled, spat, and screeched climbing a large hill. It was just above the town. on top of the hill was a large summer home and a few big trees surrounding it.

"SAVAGELY BEATEN and driven out! Disgusting people! What ever happened to love one another eh?"

"WAIT! MONK!" Ryko turned to see a young beautiful woman running after him.

Ryko smiled once again his good looks had snagged him a fan. No! He thought you can't have sin foul thoughts like this! You have to be the good monk that you are. He already had to go build an alter and repent for becoming drunk last night.

"This one wants to know.....Is there really a dark omen over our village?" she asked.

Ryko smiled sweetly and recited what he always did he didn't really know how to act like a monk but it was all he new for 2 years of his existence so he had too. "I'm afraid so my child."

She visible pouted. "Child?" she said back.

He gave her a cocky smile. He was innocent but that smile was so seductive it would have melted any woman in the world down to nothing! "Woman." he covered.

The girl blushed and looked down with one hand on her cheek.

"What's this one's name?" he asked

"Damasar Eyasui" she replied.

"Pretty. What would you ask of me Damasar?"

"We...well I was going to apologize for the other villagers and.." she threw her self down at his feet. "And ask that you would please save me village from the dark omen!"

Ryko smiled and bent down to put a hand on her shoulder. "Hai!"

BACK TO INU. & CO.

Miroku heard inuyasha scream. Scream? If Inuyasha was screaming then they must be in serious trouble. Miroku lifted himself off the ground knowing immediately that something was wrong with his body could it be? His hand instinctively flew down to see if it was still there.

"No!" he threw his head back and shut his eyes tightly. "Gone!" he said in horror. "It's gone!" his hands flew to his chest. "Breasts?" to his butt "ah....no....I've been cursed! For groping women!" he slowly let his eyes examine himself or rather herself. Miroku was in a woman's body alright! "Sango's body." he said out loud.

He had been so raped up in his own horrified thoughts that he had not noticed the screaming and chaos that was happening all around him. He turned his head to the sound of screaming his mouth dropped open.

A half naked Seshoumaru whose clothes had earlier been ripped apart and shredded from his body was now screaming and trying to force an in raged strangling shipou from his neck. Miroku's eyes flickered to the side to see a screaming Rin running around in circles tearing her hair out and throwing leaves on her forehead. Then he noticed Inuyasha and Kagome starring at each other just starring.

"Stop this madness!" Miroku screamed running toward Shipou and Seshoumaru. Miroku pinched Shipou on the back of the neck to get him off of the pathetic wailing Seshoumaru but Seshoumaru wouldn't stop screaming so he slapped him across the face.

Sango turned to see who had just slapped her across the face and screamed throwing her hands up over her face. It was HER!

Miroku screamed in pain as shipou rushed at him saying something about touching his precious body and latched his teeth around Miroku's leg. Miroku in Sango's body began to run/limp around hysterically beating Shipou upside the head with his fist screaming "LET GO LET GO!"

Miroku did a double take however and stood perfectly still frozen in mid air. Sitting, their, in a pathetic weeping heap on the ground was himself!

BACK TO RYKO 2 DAY"S EARLIER

It was now some where around 5:30 and Ryko was busy chopping down a tree to make an alter.

He swung the axe in to the tree. The tree which he was currently chopping down was next to that nice house on the hill directly above the town.

Ryko wasn't a con man he really had felt a bad omen, and so there he was trying to help people by building an alter to pray since the villagers would stone him every time he approached they're shrine.

CHOP CHOP CRACK!

"Oh no! the tree was falling in the wrong direction!" It slammed into the house crushing it.

Ryko cringed. "Eeeeeeeee......." it was horrible. But to his horror it wasn't over!

The house had crashed side way's causing the logs that had been situated on the side of the house to fall free and tumble toward the town. There was at least 45 logs crashing down the hill!

"OH NO!" ryko screamed. I have to stop it with my Buddhist power! He drew out his parchment scribbled on it and threw it into the air chanting.

Ryko watched intently as the logs burst in to flames and continued roll down the hill at an ever increasing rate. He looked at his hand in shock that was the third time he'd done it what week!

"NO! I have to stop IT!!!!" Ryko cursed his lack of self control over his Buddhist power and took out another parchment and began to chant again calling for the nearest body of water to come to him. He watched plainly as the logs hit the first hut crushing it. The fire was now spreading ripping around the village like mad! "No"

"BOOM!"

A huge boom echoed through the valley. Ryko heard a large crack and breaking noise from his left. He turned around scared out of his mind he gasped as he saw a massive dam snapping and breaking. Water began to split the wood ans little spurs of water were coming out all across the dams surface. With a massive groan the dam gave way and a huge tidal wave of water came thundering down toward the town.

Ryko starred as the town seemed to disappear under neath a sea of water. Then slowly it receded revealing a very much leveled out and mowed down town in its wake.

No one was hurt by some miracle, but they all stood and stared in disbelief.

Ryko stood in front of them all horrified. The villagers looked at him and began to approach him. Ryko ran for all he was worth. He looked behind him to see them all in hot pursuit of him.

"NO! STAY AWAY!"

Ryko screamed as he tripped over a twig which was sticking out of the ground. He fell down in a heap he cringed waiting for them to come and beat him. But they never did in fact it had become deadly quiet.

Ryko opened his eyes and glanced around him. The villagers were all around him and the had all bowed down low to the ground.

"Were so very sorry Ryko Galharan" one man said sitting up and crawling over to a now standing ryko. "We should have listened to you! If we had only listened to you we could have been spared this horrible fate!"

Ryko Sweat drop!

"Well I uh...........heee"

"Please Please" the man pleaded bowing low "stay with us and protect us with your Buddhist power! If you will please stay we will worship you and shower you with gifts! Allow us to apologize and become our king!"

Ryko was about to protest but the entire village exploded in to long pleads and groveling as every one begged him to please for give them and say they're souls.

Ryko's heart melted. "Sigh, well at least until you're village is repaired I'll stay here with you and help you rebuild it." He still felt so bad for destroying they're town. And here they were thanking him for it!

Well there you go! it took me all day on and off because i kept on haveing to run errands and do other things, but i did it so ya hope you liked it and thought it was funny! oh and it was so fustraiting my stupid computer started doing stupid crazy things and i couldn't use microsoft word so i am now using word perfect which i will now have to copy and paste to note pad to upload on the net! see what I am going through?? any way the next Ch. is going to be a bsalutly hysterical so Review! Review! and I'll update sooner! Luv Ya! If theyre are any un answered auestions about this ch. have no fear RenaeAurora will Reveal all!