Switched,
By me Renae Aurora!
So sorry for the long update, but any way who cares? Its here now right? Oh I have a horrible tooth ache and just think it didn't hurt until I went to the dentist. ah the joy the joy! Three shots and 5 fillings! Drilling in to my brain!
Whoops! Almost forgot!
Disclaimer: Dude's and Dudets! I don't freaking own Inuyasha! Dum de Dum Dum Dum!
Note: Houshi means Priest in Japanese. In the last ch. I said 3 day's before Inu. and Co. went into the cave......but then after that I said 2 day's. I meant 3! So yeah just to clear that up.
Ch. 5 A lucky shot or not?
Ryko spat blood. He had been attacked by the Demon birds once already and he most defiantly did not want to go waltzing up directly in to the lions mouth!
"Quick the Demons are in they're!" the villagers pointed and pushed.
It had been 3 day's since he had destroyed the villagers town. He had then graciously helped them move into a new town and helped them build new huts. The town he had picked was already rather large it had 3 bathe houses and even a castle. He had picked it because it was at the base of a very beautiful mountain. And this was the thanks he got? For helping them! Saving they're lives? The first chance they get they throw him to the wolfs! It hadn't been his fault that the Demon birds had attacked the town.
"Are you absolutely sure you want me to do this? I mean what if I..I...I...I mean you g...get hurt? It ah I'm just not willing to take that chance?"
Silence
"Are you?"
"Don't worry Houshi! We will be safe, you will be going in alone!" one villager stated pushing him hard in the direction of the cave.
"Give me just a second." he pleaded being pushed harder.
"Use your Buddhist power Houshi!"
"Exorcise the Deamons!"
With one last shove he was left alone walking on his own in the direction of the death cave. No longer being pushed by the villagers he could just run away, but he felt some what responsible....Ryko turned and looked at he large crowd of villagers hiding behind the bushes in the forest in front of him. They smiled and waved him toward the cave entrance encouragingly.
Ryko gulped and smiled back nervously. Great he thought I'm traipsing to my death smiling!
Ryko sighed and turned walking up to the cave entrance. "I gotta get through this! Im going to get through this! Oh Buddha please help me get through this! I'll be alright, I'll be alright!" He froze he had reached the mouth of the cave. Every hair on his body seemed to stand on end as he looked down the dark tunnel. I just now some evil demon is waiting for me! Lurking behind some turn in the dark. Behind a rock!
He exhaled and took a few steps in, then he stopped, terrified. I know I just heard something!
"Why me?!!" he breathed in to the dark. "Alright alright here goes nothing!" his stomach lurched and squirmed with anxiety. RUN! RUN!
The sound he had heard earlier grew louder as it came painfully nearer to him. Ryko didn't know how to exercise demons but he had to try!
"I'M GONNA DIE!"
Ryko ripped out two of his parchment and began to chant. His first parchment he placed on the side of the cave to keep the spell from moving out of the cave. The other he held across his hand and held it out as far as he could away from him self and toward the awful noise.
Then as he said the last words completing the spell a large crack hit the air in which no sound after could be heard.
Ryko looked at his out stretched arm and hand. The parchment spread across his hand was beginning to burn him! The parchment sucked and rapped around his hand tightly. A huge amount of wind began to in circle his body. The parchment then ripped and writhed sieving with pain and power. Ryko stared in bewilderment at his hand, ignoring the pain as the parchment cut and sliced through his skin. His blood was blown back, little droplets bursting across his face streaking down like rain hitting a wind shield. The parchment gave forth a blinding flash of over whelming white light. Ryko shut his eyes but it didn't lessen the light against his eyes in the least. The light seemed to swallow up every sound, every movement, every smell. Time seemed to stand still Ryko couldn't move, then without warning, the wind around his body shifted blowing him back ward on to his back. Then the same loud crack ripped threw the air again. As soon as the light had been their it was gone.
Ryko sat up in bewildered amazement pain aching through his back. His hair was in a blown back position sticking their. Eyes bulging, mouth slightly open, ears stinging. His face was streaked with his own blood from his hand. Ryko couldn't move or speak he was in a daze. Have I actually done it? Did it work? Its impossible! the amount of power that I emitted, no one, I have never seen or heard of anyone's parchment giving off such light when exercising a demon.
Ryko winced in pain he lifted up his hand. It was blistered, burned, and bleeding. He was surprised the power hadn't pulled and ripped his arm out of his socket with the power it was giving off it had blown him back through his arm. He reached up with his other hand to peel off the parchment it was no good the parchment was burned in to his hand.
It was then that he noticed all the people surrounding him patting him on the back congratulating him on his victory. The cheer of his name was being chanted as he was lifted of the ground above the crowd and carried back to the village sitting atop two shoulders.
"How the Hell'd we end up like this!!?" Inuyasha screamed.
(Everyone was sitting around a fire in a circle talking "calmly" about the situation.....At least that's what Miroku had wanted to do. After everyone said who they were. Miroku had established the obvious fact that they all had switched bodies. "DUH!" Kagome had said.)
"Don't worry Inuyasha! Well make it better." Miroku mumbled to himself. "Someday somehow just not right now." Miroku said reasurringly patting him on the shoulder. He was then slapped across the face.
"I'm not a baby!"
The next words were a blur to Kagome's ears as she caught bits and pieces of sentences as everyone around her began to talk at once.
"What we need to be concentrating on right now is how we are all going to cope in other people's bodies!" Sango yelled from Seshoumaru's body.
"Rin is sad!" Rin bawled from Miroku's body.
"YOU! YOU! WHAT ABOUT ME! I'M A GIRL! I'M A GIRL!" (Shipou from Rin's body.)
"Now If we all just calm down!" Miroku started calmly.
"HOW CAN YOU BE SO F-ING CALM!" Inuyasha screamed at Miroku. "I'M IN KAGOME'S DAMN BODY OVER HERE!"
"SHUT UP ALL OF YOU I'M THE ONLY ONE HERE THAT REALLY MATTERS! ME THE GREAT SESHOUMARU REDUCED TO THIS SHRIMPY BODY!"
Seshoumaru screamed at everyone perched on Sango's shoulder throwing fox fire at random people trying to get them to pay attention to him.
Kagome's eyes shot open. "Inuyasha!" her hand slapped across his arm.
"OW! WHAT!" Inuyasha scowled turning to look at her.
"I....I..." kagome leaned over to him whispering in his ear.
"YOU WHAT!" Inuyasha Bellowed over the screaming.
"I'M SORRY! I JUST CAN'T HOLD IT IN ANY MORE!" Kagome Bellowed strait back.
That snapped everyone's attention.
"OH YOU'LL HOLD IT!"
"I CAN'T I.........I MEAN YOU'RE BLADDER IS GOING TO BURST! I'VE BEEN TRYING TO HOLD IT IN BUT I JUST CAN'T ANY MORE!"
"NO WAY!"
Everyone starred no one said a word.
Kagome's eyes began to water.
Inuyasha saw it and screamed.
"STOP IT! DON'T YOU START CRYING!"
Kagome shot up standing.
"I have to go right now! HURRY!"
"Whaaaa........?"
Kagome ran in to the forest.
"HEY WAIT!" Inuyasha screamed running after her."YOU'RE NOT GOING ALONE!"
"What?"
"You heard me! You don't know how to go pee in my body!"
They're voices died away as they walked at a rapped pace away from camp.
"Oh no..I never thought about that." Sango stated horrified at the thought she might have to go pee in a grown mans body.
"We'll all have to eventually you know?" Miroku said.
groan from Sango
"Speaking of whichaaaaa" Miroku said standing up. "I think I would like to go pee also."
"Over my dead body!" Sango screeched. "You might be in my body but I'm in his!" she pointed at Seshoumaru in Shipou's body.
"But I need to go!" Miroku said placing a hand on his chest defensively.
"Get your hand off my chest!"
Miroku's hand flew to his side."Well excuse me! Its not like I'm to touch you! Im touching myself! I'm the only one who can feel it and I also feel the need to go pee! Now I don't know how we got this way, I know it isn't fine, but its not my fault! So stop blaming me and telling me I can't go pee because I'm going right (Miroku raised his finger and pointed at the ground) NOW!"
He then screamed stomping his foot and turning to go pee in a near by bush."Really! The Nerve of some people!"
"WOW!" Sango said sitting down "Do really look like that when I'm angry?"
Shipou (In Rin's body) nodded his head.
"Here here! Just flip it out and piss on that tree!" Inuyasha Pointed.
"I can't! Kagome yelled back. "Your looking and I don't want to touch it!"
"Grr you think I want you touching it! Let me do it!" Inuyasha reached out
"No!" Kagome screamed in horror slapping his hand away.
"Why? You wanna touch........"
"NO! Its just...(Kagome blushes)....I'll be the one feeling it! You can't touch me like that while I'm in your body!"
Inuyasha went pale. He then turned around. "Ok just do it!.........It's not like its some kind of a big deal!"
"Al....alright." With a shaky hand Kagome reached down.........
"Plus." Inuyasha went on embarrassed. "I mean unless we get changed back to ourselves tonight then I'll be using that tree too."
Kagome's hand slipped. "I hadn't thought of that......ah? Now what?"
"Now what? What?"
"I'm done."
"So."
"Well....."
"Well then your done!"
"No! I mean how do I......"
"Oh....shakeAlegputitback!" Inuyasha spat it out in a slur of words as quickly as he could.
"ok" Kagome said trying out in action what he said in words.
"Ok I'm all done!"
Inuyasha expected her to turn around and walk back to the camp but she didn't she just stood their.
"What?" Inuyasha asked touching her shoulder. She's she's crying? He thought. Why?
"I really didn't want to I'm sorry!" she screamed turning around and embracing him in to a tight hug.
"It its ok" Inuyasha tried comforting her. In all truth I find this more offensive and just plain wired hugging myself. He thought. And I'm crying too!
"I know." She said.
He shoved her away. "Well then stop crying in my body!"
"I gonna go wash my...... I mean your hands." Kagome said slunking off toward the river.
"You don't need to."
Silence
"You mean you don........"
"Course I do!"
Silence
"Well.....all right then.....I'll be right back."
Ok I know its short and late BUT! I swear to you I will Indeed up date tommarow and I never break my promises! Its just so late and I've been trying all day to do this and people in my house keep pushing me OFF! Grrrrrrrrr!!!!! I'm very angry! I wanted to put some really funny stuff in this one too... but alas oh well! Stay tunned its going to be so Funny! Since its so short I have decided to give you a preview of the next one k?
PREVIEW: Miroku slips from Sango's gaze long enough to do some damage in that new body of his. It has Sango traipsing around like mad in The lord of the western lands body looking in 3 special places for that perve!! Inuyasha demands his clothing back and Kagome makes Inuyasha go crazy in a field of flowers! Not to mention other stuff that I'm not going to mention and you wont believe what happens when Ryko find's a certain someone.............
