Disclaimer: I own nothing except random people from real life like Nic, Becca(me), Amanda, ETC...yes, I own them. Mwuah;)
And no...I'm not insane...aha...ha...hmm
Once apon a cocanut, there was a smelly-erotic sex queen named JigglyPuff. She lived in a T-P made of stacked cars' bumpers, on the corner of Apple and Berry Boulevard. Down the block in the Compax Hotel, lived Bulbasaur, a funny looking thing who made money by growing dope on his back and selling it to random, innocent, trusting, gullable things. His main customer, and best friend, Squirtle, was also a full-blown stoner.
However...over on the rich side of town (which was around the block), was Charmander. He was the Burger King's King. He had them wrapped around his tiny claw. Charmander was the meaniest, snobbiest, and powerfullest on the block. Last year in their school, Poke-Joint Highschool, his rival for fame was Bulbasaur. They competed for the quartre-back place on the school team, Blow Jacks. Sadly, Bulbasaur won and got the place.
Now, our freaky mamas were in Grade Twelve, in Walkie-Talkie Town, Poke-Joint Highschool. (its right beside Palette Town). Bulbasaur was at his locker, on the main floor, getting his books ready for his next class, Grassology. Charmander wandered down the hallway, and saw Bulbasaur shuving his books and papers into his binder (haha...i do that...). "Think fast!" shouted Charmander, as he threw a gardening shovel at Bulbasaur.
In the gym, was Squirtle, practicing for tomorrow's school concert.
He Sang:
"HE WASN'T WHAT I WANT, WHAT I THOUGHT NO!
HE WOULDNT EVEN OPEN UP THE DOOR!
HE NEVER MADE ME FEEL LIKE I WAS SPECIAL,
AND HE ISNT REALLY WHAT IM LOOKIN' FOR!"
He stepped of the stage, and wiped the sweat off his forehead. He saw Charmander run past the window to the auditorium, and he wondered what the heck was gonig on. He went into the bathroom and crawled out the side window, and followed Charmander.
He saw Charmander run into another man's arms.
Darien's arms. (The-Dude-From-Sailor-Moon)
Darien was about to kiss Charmander.
"Wait Pooky-bear, what if someone sees us?" squealed Charmander.
"Let them see."
"But i don't want them to know about 'us'!"
"Why not?"
"Because, baby! They won't let a gay man into a men's change room."
"Good point, pumpkin."
Squirtle gagged.
"What was that!" said Charmander, whipping around.
Squirtle held his breathe.
"Probably just that crazy guy with a crowbar, that's on the loose."
"Yeah, maybe your right."
"Now the plan is, we have to get Bulbasaur into our trap."
Darien grabbed Charmander's ass.
Squirtle couldn't take it anymore. He jumped out and yelled at the top of his lungs, "SLEEP POWDER!"
Author: Hold it for just a sec. Squirtle doesn't have sleep powder.
Darien and Charmander looked at eachother, and both chased after Squirtle. NO ONE...could know their secret.
Squirtle continued running from Darien and Charmander. They were gaining on him! God, he was running as slow as a turtle! Squirtle slid into his shell, jumped, and slid down the long railing, as Charmander and Darien were slowed down by the stairs.
Bulbasaur had just finished grassology, and he had another 100 on his test. Now he was looking for Squirtle. He checked the auditorium, and Pikachu and told him he took a bathroom break about 3 hours ago. 'Must be diareah' he thought. (spelling? please?)
Bulbasaur crawled threw the doggy door, and walked over to the only occupied stall.
"Yo Squirtle? What happenin' in 'dere dawg?"
There was a mumble at the other side of the stall door.
"Quit fuckin' around man, we got to go see Mr. Weedle then hurry off to Wellness!"
He heard the toilet paper roll squeak, toilet paper rip, rustling, then out came...WTF? JigglyPuff!
"EXCUUUUUUUSE me BUT YOUUUUUUUUU!" she pointed at Bulbasaur, "happen to be in the girls washroom."
Bulbasaur opened the door and pointed at the sign that said "Men's."
"Ohhhh would you look at that. Gotta' run, don't want to miss Fatamatics!" and JigglyPuff strutted out the door.
Bulbasaur looked into the stall, and puked all over the floor.
Later---------------------------
The janitor was cleaing boy's bathroom, because someone shit all over the seat and stall walls, plus someone puked outside the stall.
He cold imagine why. Today just wasn't his day. He burst out in tears, when he found that someone had shit in his locker. But it was in the shape of a hershey's kiss, so he knew it was Principal Vileplume. He sighed, and sprayed the stall with a water jet and washed the stall walls with a Swiffer.
