At Bulbasaur's Hotel Room...
Bulbasaur was dancing around in Spiderman Tidy-Widy's and singing along to "Pretty Guy Friend" by S.A.C.
"But it's all right, for your friend has taped porn
By your side i'll always stand,
You'll never have to pee alone!"
He did a back-flip off the end of his neatly made bed, and landed face first on the carpetted floor. Squirtle sat across the room, holding up a sign that said "8" in big bold letters.
Why was Bulbasaur so happy? Well, tomorrow, he would be going on his first date! With none other, than the most popular poke-girl in school, Riachu Pikan!
So, Bulbasaur and Squirtle were celebrating, by having a party! Well, sort of. They handed out the fliers, but nobody
showed up. Hmm. Anways, they were expecting many guests, so they bought four pizzas, 7 bags of chips, 600 cans of
coke, but yet no alcohol. Squirtle was allergic to it, and would be sneezing everywhere just from a wiff of that stuff.
(lol, maybe that's why nobody came? Nobody knows...mystical music)
After a long three hours of their scheduled "dance competition" section of the party (lame...haha), they sat down for a and a little bit of talking.
"I wonder why nobody came?" Bulbasaur wondered, as he shifted in the comfy sofa chair.
"I-I d-don't k-know!" studdered Squirtle, obvioulsy guilty of something, but Bulbasaur took no notice.
"Maybe we did something that is really gross and not know it. Or maybe there's some rumors swirling around"
Bulbasaur continued on with possible solutions, but Squirtle zoned out off in his own little world.
Squirtle shifted nervously. He knew why nobody came. Everyone had found out that he had shit in a locker at school, on
a class room desk, on the teachers desk, while doing a presentation, while walking in the halway, the list could go on.
Everyone was probably scared because they thought he would fire them out like a cannon! But no. He would never let
Bulbasaur know! "I'd rather leave town!" shouted Squirtle, standing up from his comfortable spot.
"Eh? Leave town for what?" Asked Bulbasaur, shifting his legs again before they fell asleep. Stupid annoying tingling sensation.
"I would leave town before I told you that I shit everywhere in the school, so people are scared of coming here!"
"You WHAT?"
