Switched,
By ME! Renae Aurora!
Ok I feel so incredibly loved by the reviews I got! It wasn't as many as I wanted but it will do!
So here ye are! This story has some fluff in it.
Disclaimer: I do not own Inuyasha nor his and his brother's Hot bodies.....SIGH! Well I don't really have a thing for cartoon guy's because there not real, but if I were an anime chick I'd be cheer'n off the side lines scream'n stuff like "TAKE IT OFF!"
CH.6 er 7 now,
Oh, the Tangled web they wove! Prt. 1
Inuyasha woke to a soft melody. Which now that he listened more carefully he noticed was himself singing. Or rather it was Kagome singing in his body.
"How dare she!"
He ripped the blankets off his frail body. He was so cold last night he couldn't believe it! He was now reduced to sleeping in Kagome's sleeping bag.
"I'll kill her! I'll kill her!"
He followed the music through the woods until about 20 feet away he found Kagome sitting in a tree with strange.....black and blue circles on her no HIS ears.
"Wench!"
He stopped below the tree and stood shocked. He could now her the words she was singing quit nicely.
"But if you think you're gonna get away from me
You better change your mind
You're going home...
You're going home with me tonight"
"Wha....What!?" was all he could manage to say.
"Let me hold you
Girl caress my body
You got me going crazy - You
Turn me on
Turn me on...
Let me jam you
Girl whine harder on me
You got me going crazy - You
Turn me on
Turn me on..."
What what was she singing? It it was.... so outrages so provocative! He couldn't believe it! How could she be singing something like that! He thought furiously. If he thought that was bad what she sang next sent new shock threw his body. He stood rooted to the spot, eyes bulging.
"Hug Me, Hug Me, Kiss Me, Kiss Me
Hug Me, Hug Me, Kiss & Caress Me
Hug Me, Hug Me, Squeeze Me, Squeeze Me
Hug Me, Hug Me, Kiss & Caress Me
Let me hold you
Girl car..."
But she never finished that song! Inuyasha darted his eyes around terrified he hoped to God! That no one else was listening! He'd be ruined!
"KAGOME!" he screamed in fury.
Kagome was so startled that she fell out of the tree, only by the skin of her teeth was she able to make a not so graceful land, on her feet sliding hard down on to her butt.
She sat shocked but took off her head phones immediately and asked.
"What? My gosh don't scare me like tha..."
"Kagome....How could you! I didn't know your not that kind of girl!........are you?"
"What?! What are you talking about?! Are you crazy!"
"Let me hold you! Girl caress my body!" he spat out through gritted teeth. "Disgusting!"
Sweat Drop
Kagome blushed. Then she stood up and faced him upset, he had caught her.
"WHAT! ITS JUST A SONG I DIDN'T REALLY MEAN IT!"
He visible frowned opened his mouth but was cut off.
"I didn't wright it! It's a catchy toon ok? Plus I only know the chorus!....Why were you listening any way!"
"AH lets see shall we?" (What was he feeling? Relief? Disappointment?) "HOW DARE YOU SING IN MY VOICE AND THAT (he pointed to the head phones) OF ALL THINGS!"
"Well! I'm in your body so I can't really sing without using your voice now can I!?"
"Grrrrr! That's beside the point! Don't change the subject!"
"Your blowing this way out of proportion!"
"AM I AM I!? You were just singing! SINGING! Have you ever heard me sing? No. And you know why? Because I can't SING! And what you just sang was utterly repulsive! And what's really sick is you used my body to do it!"
Kagome opened then closed her mouth. She didn't know what to say he was right. Great! She thought now I feel guilty. Wait a second!
"But your voice is beautiful! What are you talking about!"
That threw him off he hadn't been expecting a retort like that. It was a complement! Yet she had some how ended and won the argument with it. all at once! How was he supposed to respond to something like that? Thank you?
So he said nothing. Neither of them did, Sango did.
"Oh My gosh! Kagome look!"
Kagome turned to look at an excited Sango she was holding up Seshoumaru's tail.
"What?" Kagome asked smiling back at her.
"It's a tail! Can you believe it!"
"Yeah Sango didn't you know?"
"No! I mean I thought so but I wasn't sure I thought it might be a fur boa!"
Kagome laughed.
"Oh my gosh but feel it! Its so soft!" she placed it on her face and snuggled in to it like a pillow. "And look! She lifted it up and wagged it around. "you have no idea how weird this feels! Its like another limb!"
"Oh yes I do look at these ears on my head!" she wiggled them to make a point.
Inuyasha starred in unbelief as the two girls steadily became more and more excited and giddy. Giggling! Giggling! Playing with each other. He never thought not ever not in a billion years that he would see him self and Seshoumaru playing together! Hugging each other! Jumping up and down! Running around like fools in love! It made him sick but he was such in a state of shock he couldn't move or speak. It was then he noticed Seshoumaru standing next to him looking equally shocked and horrified!
Seshoumaru looked in shock at his and Inuyasha's bodies they were prancing around gaily pulling at each others clothes and hair. Their voices were high pitched Squealing! Giggling at every breathe!
"Oh my heck I cant believe it your ears are so cute! Hehehehehehehehehe! Sango squealed as she gave them a rub. "This isn't so bad! I mean its horrible but I'm having a blast right now!"
Kagome gasped began running her fingers through Seshoumaru's hair. "Oh your hair its so silky and long!"
"Yours too Kagome!" Sango chimed excitedly touching it. "Its so soft and beautiful!"
"I know! HEY! Lets pretend were battling! And we hate each other! GASP oh or we could go rampage through a village and terrorize people!"
"Yeah!" Sango screeched back.
"We so deserve these powers! Unlike those two!" Kagome pointed at Inuyasha and Seshoumaru.
"I know all they do is fight about some stupid sword! Waist there lives!" Sango agreed.
"Fer real! Seshoumaru can't get over it! He's jealous like a little kid! Mommy Mommy! He got two I want another one!" Kagome mimicked.
"And Inuyasha so full of himself, he can't pull his head out of his butt!" Sango stated.
They laughed about this and began to walk away with there arms around each other giggling about Seshoumaru fluffy tail and how Sango can use it as a soft pillow!
Outrage had finally conquered shock as Seshoumaru found his wee voice. "THIS IS AN OUT RAGE!" he squeaked trying to sound tough but only managing a great un matured Shipou voice.
"YOU CAN"T DO THAT IN MY BODY! I'M THE GREAT LORD SESHOUMARU AND I WILL NOT BE HUMILIATED! I DEMAND RESPECT!"
"DAMN RIGHT!" Inuyasha screamed in. "WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE! YOU DISGUST ME!"
"Do you hear something Sango?"
"Why no Kagome I believe I don't."
"Thought so. Must have been an annoying fly that needs swatting then!" the two women walked away.
Inuyasha and Seshoumaru Bristled the rage! Their faces fuming and bright red with hate and anger!
"They can't treat our bodies like that!" Inuyasha screamed at Seshoumaru.
"Absolutely!" Seshoumaru screamed back.
"We'll make them pay!" Inuyasha whispered.
"Inuyasha?"
"She may be in my body but I'm in her's!" He said out loud to himself. "I think its time we have a little chat with Miroku."
"Ok here's what we do......"
(I know you think Seshy is a little out of character, that he'd probably say something more like:
"I have no desire to play your petty games Inuyasha. as soon as I find a way to get my body back I'll just kill Sango." but then it wouldn't be funny........And Seshoumaru is pissed. He wants revenge and right now he doesn't have the body fit for it, so he has to scheme. I feel I've justified my self.)
Later that day (try 20 min.s later.
"WHERE IS HE!"
"Where's who Sango?" Kagome asked.
"HE'S GONE! HE'S GONE!!" Sango ran around steadily growing more hysterical. "NO this can't be happening! Where is he!"
"WHO!?"
"Miroku!" Inuyasha said looking worried.
"Exactly!"Sango shrieked now hysterical.
"Wait calm down lets think about this!" Kagome reassured her.
Sango was now hyperventilating.
"Where would he go!" Kagome asked everyone and anyone.
"Probably to the nearest village!" Shipou pipped.
"Yes that's right!" looks at Sango. "Thank you Shipou!" so lets go there now! Kagome said. "And just think we can probably head him off to because were demons at the moment!"
Sango seemed to be breathing normally now. "Your right we'll find him It'll be fine!" she said standing up and walking off in no particular direction.
That's my cue! Seshoumaru thought. "SANGO! Wait! Your not going any where in my body with out me!" with that he jumped on her shoulder.
"Which way did he go?" Kagome asked.
Sango looked down at the ground then became hysterical again. "I don't know his foot prints just disappear!"
"Stop blubbering women!" Seshoumaru yelled. "You're a demon now! Use your nose!"
Sango seemed to be relieved. "Right! Why hadn't I thought of it before!?"
" It's a mystery." Seshoumaru said rolling his eyes.
"Ok I got his scent lets go!" Sango cried running off. She was taken back, it was so easy, it took little to no energy to run at all. Yea she had to use her muscles, but it was like she was barley putting any effort at all. Usually when she broke in to a run like this in her body she could feel the full weight of gravity and her legs would be pounding against the ground ad her body would go up and down. But she felt as if she was running in a strait line and barley moving a centimeter up and down at all. She had an itch to jump so she did. Gasp it was like flying! She was in heaven! And hell at the same time she thought remembering Miroku. "Where are you!"
"Ahhhhhhhh!" Miroku let his tired and very naked body slip in to the large tub. "I'm in heaven!" He said sighing.
"I know!" The women next to him chimed she had her black hair pulled in to a tight bun.
"I love big bathe houses like this!" another said climbing in with them she had her hair up in a pony tail and wisps of free hair were hanging all around her.
"Me too" said another who had bangs, her hair pinned up in a swirl in the back. "But I hardly ever get to go."
"The best part is the special herbs they put in the bathe." Miroku said smiling.
"Uh hu!" they hummed.
"So what's your name." the one with bangs said pointing to Miroku.
"Mir....Sango! I'm a demon slayer!" he add the last part hastily to cover up for his slip of the tongue. But the other girls didn't seem to notice. They just gasped and began to ask questions.
"WOW you must be strong!"
"How long have you been one?"
"Do you feel more independent?"
"How did you become one!"
"Wouldn't you have horrible scars!"
"Are you married!"
"What do you do all day!"
Miroku Winced.
"Ah" Let's see.
"Yes I am very strong." he said rubbing his cheek.....
"Since I was a child."
"Yes I'm very independent!"
"Its my family tradition."
"No I'm not married."
"And I slay demons with my friends and hunt down shards of the sacred jewel!"
Sigh
Miroku let himself slide down up to his chin in the water. Glad that's over.
"But you didn't answer my question!" the one with the bangs said.
"I didn't?"
Miroku said looking doubtful.
"Yea I asked you, would you not have horrible scars?"
Miroku cringed. He had avoided that question on purpose!
"Yes." he said not moving.
"No wonder she isn't married" he heard the one with the bangs whisper to the one with the pony tail.
That hurt. he thought.
"She may be pretty but she'll never get married with her body being all scratched and flawed like that." the one with the pony tail said back.
Miroku slumped further down in to the water until his bottom lip was in the water. He lowered his eyes and glared at the water. It makes me angry. Very very angry! I like Sango's scares! I never thought of them as a blemish before. His anger grew. These women are so closed minded. I no longer enjoy there company.
"Look" he said looking up at them. " I may not be married but I do have a promise and I'll have you know that my betrothed loves every inch of me! Including these scars on my body! And that's more then you can say about your future suitors who are too shallow to look beyond your physical body!" Just when he was about to get up and excuse himself the women with her hair in a bun said cheerfully.
"I like my scar would you like to see mine?"
"Ah"
"With out waiting for him to respond she lifted up her naked leg out of the water and showed him. "IT'S HUGE!" Miroku thought. across the side of her calf was a foot long red scar.
"Wow! How did.."
"How did I get it?" She smiled "I was sitting on a fence about 1 year ago I was getting down but I was to afraid to jump so I slid down that's when a loose piece of wood got caught on my leg and well you can see for yourself." Miroku ran his finger crossed it.
"That's terrible" Miroku said.
She laughed and put her leg down. "Not really! Its nothing compared to how you got yours! From demons right? Makes me look pathetic! But I'm proud of it because that's how I met my husband."
Miroku looked interested so she continued. "He came to my rescue. Tore his own shirt right off his back and wrapped it around my injured leg."
"Romantic." Miroku said smiling.
"You too." she said. "It sounds like your betrothed really loves you."
Miroku stood up and began to step out of the bathe he turned and said. "Yes....indeed he does."
"MIROKU!" Sango screamed in to the room glancing around at all the naked screaming women's bodies frantically looking for her own. The moment she and seshy had hit the town she new he had to be in one of the three bathe houses!
"Not here!" Seshoumaru screamed.
With that Sango slammed the door.
"That one try that one!" Seshoumaru screamed pointing at yet another door.
Sango slide the door open and screamed. "MIROKU!"
"NOPE!" Seshy yelled.
She slide the door shut and ran to the next and last bathe house (ignoring the screaming women) Miroku had to be in that last bathe house, and when she found him oh-hohohohoho!
Seshoumaru could scarcely breath the fact that he seshoumaru the great lord of the western lands was waltzing merrily around running in on pour innocent human women while they were trying to bathe was beyond his wildest imagination! And seeing 30 to 40 naked women was definitely not in his dreams either he was going to have night mares!
"So Rin would you like me to show you how to make a pretty crown out of the flowers?" Kagome asked. She was worried about Sango. Where ever Miroku was he better hide because if he is in one of those bathe houses....well.....I'd hate to be Miroku.
"Hai!" Rin cried.
Kagome sat down in a big clump of flowers and made Rin a crown, a bracelet, and a necklace. Then when Rin understood how to make them she made Kagome some. A crown, a necklace, and a ring. Kagome laughed she could only imagine what she looked like. It soon got ridiculous however when other children of the village came to sit around her and wanted crowns too.
So there they all sat like fools kagome was so drenched in flowers she could barley breathe and she new she looked like a girl. So you can imagine the rage Inuyasha felt when he found her sitting in a field of flowers giggling like a little girl with what seemed like every freekin child in the damn town around her playing a stupid game of duck duck goose!
"WHAT THE HELL! KAGOME!"
"EPP!"
"What the HELL are you doing in my body!?"
"Oh please." she said standing up. "Your over reacting again."
"OVER REACTING! AGAIN?! AGAIN!? I WASN'T BLOODY OVERREACTING THE FIRST F-ING TIME KAGOME!"
"Inuyasha! Please! STOP!"
He had grabbed her shoulders and was now shacking her.
"I can't believe your blatant disregard for MY BODY!! YOU THINK NARAKU OR ANY DEMON FOR THAT MATTER IS GOING TO FEAR ME IF THEY SEE ME PLAYING IN A F-ING DAMN FIELD OF F-ING FLOWERS PLAYING DUCK DUCK GOOSE WITH EVERY B-ING CHILD IN THE HOWL DAMN WORLD! WITH......WITH FLOWERS IN MY HAIR?!"
By now the only child left was Rin and she was smiling happily as she walked around the field. She was now ok with the fact that she was a man, just as long as she was turned back soon. But what she didn't understand was why she had to keep the rosary wrapped around her hand like this. She was so curious!
"Huh? Tell me! Tell me! How you can just not care about my body like this?!" Inuyasha continued to scream.
Kagome hung her head. He was right! Although there was no harm except that it hurt his pride, it was his body and she should have more respect for his body. She looked in to his eyes. That was the only thing that was steadily becoming different. Her eyes. Even though he was in her body she could see his eyes shining through hers and his personality. Kagome's eyes clouded over with water.
"Your right."
"Uhu?"
"I'm sorry I should have more respect for you."
"Kagome?" was she crying? Why? How ridiculous! "Kagome?......I forgive you........" Did that help? He thought desperately.
"It's just." Kagome began. "Its hard to be tough like you. I'm a women and I don't know how to be a Man..."
Inuyasha lost all since of anger. It was strange having to look up to talk to Kagome he had always looked down, but he needed her he could tell (he hated it when he had to swallow his pride and be nice to her). "Of course you don't." Inuyasha almost whispered. "And I don't expect you to. I don't know how to be a women. We don't have to change, just at least try to act like it. No one can know that this has happened to us.
Kagome wanted him to hug her but it was so weird to hug yourself so she knew he wouldn't.
"I'm worried what if Naraku attacked us? I wouldn't be able to protect you or my self. We should be looking like mad for a way to change back in to our selves!" Inuyasha went on.
"Inuyasha?" her voice was choked. Kagome was ignoring the nagging voice that wanted her to be tough she didn't want to! She didn't care If she cried she had every right to.
Inuyasha cringed. Please don't cry! Please don't Cry! He thought drastically. "Please don't cry Kagome. It it's......" Inuyasha couldn't take it any more he didn't know what he would do if she began to cry. He slowly rolled his eyes, gritted his teeth, slipped his arms around himself, and Flinched! Its Kagome it's Kagome! He screamed internally at himself.
Kagome was over joyed it was enough to make her cry but she knew he was hating it and was only doing it so she wouldn't cry so she pushed him away. "I'm fine" she said sternly.
Inuyasha looked up shocked but nodded and backed away looking great full.
"MIROKU!" Sango screamed now she had him that bastard wouldn't get away this time! She had found him in a bathe house alright, just getting out of a bathe. That sick shit head!
Oh but when he had told her it was Seshoumaru's and Inuyasha's idea. hahahaha that they had helped him escape! That had sent her over the edge! she was now rushing around the bathe house trying to find Miroku and Seshoumaru who were hiding some where from her it was only a matter of time before she got them! And then it would be Inuyasha's turn!
Ok! I'm done for this ch. So please. "You read it so please Review it!"
"Click the Botton!"
By ME! Renae Aurora!
Ok I feel so incredibly loved by the reviews I got! It wasn't as many as I wanted but it will do!
So here ye are! This story has some fluff in it.
Disclaimer: I do not own Inuyasha nor his and his brother's Hot bodies.....SIGH! Well I don't really have a thing for cartoon guy's because there not real, but if I were an anime chick I'd be cheer'n off the side lines scream'n stuff like "TAKE IT OFF!"
CH.6 er 7 now,
Oh, the Tangled web they wove! Prt. 1
Inuyasha woke to a soft melody. Which now that he listened more carefully he noticed was himself singing. Or rather it was Kagome singing in his body.
"How dare she!"
He ripped the blankets off his frail body. He was so cold last night he couldn't believe it! He was now reduced to sleeping in Kagome's sleeping bag.
"I'll kill her! I'll kill her!"
He followed the music through the woods until about 20 feet away he found Kagome sitting in a tree with strange.....black and blue circles on her no HIS ears.
"Wench!"
He stopped below the tree and stood shocked. He could now her the words she was singing quit nicely.
"But if you think you're gonna get away from me
You better change your mind
You're going home...
You're going home with me tonight"
"Wha....What!?" was all he could manage to say.
"Let me hold you
Girl caress my body
You got me going crazy - You
Turn me on
Turn me on...
Let me jam you
Girl whine harder on me
You got me going crazy - You
Turn me on
Turn me on..."
What what was she singing? It it was.... so outrages so provocative! He couldn't believe it! How could she be singing something like that! He thought furiously. If he thought that was bad what she sang next sent new shock threw his body. He stood rooted to the spot, eyes bulging.
"Hug Me, Hug Me, Kiss Me, Kiss Me
Hug Me, Hug Me, Kiss & Caress Me
Hug Me, Hug Me, Squeeze Me, Squeeze Me
Hug Me, Hug Me, Kiss & Caress Me
Let me hold you
Girl car..."
But she never finished that song! Inuyasha darted his eyes around terrified he hoped to God! That no one else was listening! He'd be ruined!
"KAGOME!" he screamed in fury.
Kagome was so startled that she fell out of the tree, only by the skin of her teeth was she able to make a not so graceful land, on her feet sliding hard down on to her butt.
She sat shocked but took off her head phones immediately and asked.
"What? My gosh don't scare me like tha..."
"Kagome....How could you! I didn't know your not that kind of girl!........are you?"
"What?! What are you talking about?! Are you crazy!"
"Let me hold you! Girl caress my body!" he spat out through gritted teeth. "Disgusting!"
Sweat Drop
Kagome blushed. Then she stood up and faced him upset, he had caught her.
"WHAT! ITS JUST A SONG I DIDN'T REALLY MEAN IT!"
He visible frowned opened his mouth but was cut off.
"I didn't wright it! It's a catchy toon ok? Plus I only know the chorus!....Why were you listening any way!"
"AH lets see shall we?" (What was he feeling? Relief? Disappointment?) "HOW DARE YOU SING IN MY VOICE AND THAT (he pointed to the head phones) OF ALL THINGS!"
"Well! I'm in your body so I can't really sing without using your voice now can I!?"
"Grrrrr! That's beside the point! Don't change the subject!"
"Your blowing this way out of proportion!"
"AM I AM I!? You were just singing! SINGING! Have you ever heard me sing? No. And you know why? Because I can't SING! And what you just sang was utterly repulsive! And what's really sick is you used my body to do it!"
Kagome opened then closed her mouth. She didn't know what to say he was right. Great! She thought now I feel guilty. Wait a second!
"But your voice is beautiful! What are you talking about!"
That threw him off he hadn't been expecting a retort like that. It was a complement! Yet she had some how ended and won the argument with it. all at once! How was he supposed to respond to something like that? Thank you?
So he said nothing. Neither of them did, Sango did.
"Oh My gosh! Kagome look!"
Kagome turned to look at an excited Sango she was holding up Seshoumaru's tail.
"What?" Kagome asked smiling back at her.
"It's a tail! Can you believe it!"
"Yeah Sango didn't you know?"
"No! I mean I thought so but I wasn't sure I thought it might be a fur boa!"
Kagome laughed.
"Oh my gosh but feel it! Its so soft!" she placed it on her face and snuggled in to it like a pillow. "And look! She lifted it up and wagged it around. "you have no idea how weird this feels! Its like another limb!"
"Oh yes I do look at these ears on my head!" she wiggled them to make a point.
Inuyasha starred in unbelief as the two girls steadily became more and more excited and giddy. Giggling! Giggling! Playing with each other. He never thought not ever not in a billion years that he would see him self and Seshoumaru playing together! Hugging each other! Jumping up and down! Running around like fools in love! It made him sick but he was such in a state of shock he couldn't move or speak. It was then he noticed Seshoumaru standing next to him looking equally shocked and horrified!
Seshoumaru looked in shock at his and Inuyasha's bodies they were prancing around gaily pulling at each others clothes and hair. Their voices were high pitched Squealing! Giggling at every breathe!
"Oh my heck I cant believe it your ears are so cute! Hehehehehehehehehe! Sango squealed as she gave them a rub. "This isn't so bad! I mean its horrible but I'm having a blast right now!"
Kagome gasped began running her fingers through Seshoumaru's hair. "Oh your hair its so silky and long!"
"Yours too Kagome!" Sango chimed excitedly touching it. "Its so soft and beautiful!"
"I know! HEY! Lets pretend were battling! And we hate each other! GASP oh or we could go rampage through a village and terrorize people!"
"Yeah!" Sango screeched back.
"We so deserve these powers! Unlike those two!" Kagome pointed at Inuyasha and Seshoumaru.
"I know all they do is fight about some stupid sword! Waist there lives!" Sango agreed.
"Fer real! Seshoumaru can't get over it! He's jealous like a little kid! Mommy Mommy! He got two I want another one!" Kagome mimicked.
"And Inuyasha so full of himself, he can't pull his head out of his butt!" Sango stated.
They laughed about this and began to walk away with there arms around each other giggling about Seshoumaru fluffy tail and how Sango can use it as a soft pillow!
Outrage had finally conquered shock as Seshoumaru found his wee voice. "THIS IS AN OUT RAGE!" he squeaked trying to sound tough but only managing a great un matured Shipou voice.
"YOU CAN"T DO THAT IN MY BODY! I'M THE GREAT LORD SESHOUMARU AND I WILL NOT BE HUMILIATED! I DEMAND RESPECT!"
"DAMN RIGHT!" Inuyasha screamed in. "WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE! YOU DISGUST ME!"
"Do you hear something Sango?"
"Why no Kagome I believe I don't."
"Thought so. Must have been an annoying fly that needs swatting then!" the two women walked away.
Inuyasha and Seshoumaru Bristled the rage! Their faces fuming and bright red with hate and anger!
"They can't treat our bodies like that!" Inuyasha screamed at Seshoumaru.
"Absolutely!" Seshoumaru screamed back.
"We'll make them pay!" Inuyasha whispered.
"Inuyasha?"
"She may be in my body but I'm in her's!" He said out loud to himself. "I think its time we have a little chat with Miroku."
"Ok here's what we do......"
(I know you think Seshy is a little out of character, that he'd probably say something more like:
"I have no desire to play your petty games Inuyasha. as soon as I find a way to get my body back I'll just kill Sango." but then it wouldn't be funny........And Seshoumaru is pissed. He wants revenge and right now he doesn't have the body fit for it, so he has to scheme. I feel I've justified my self.)
Later that day (try 20 min.s later.
"WHERE IS HE!"
"Where's who Sango?" Kagome asked.
"HE'S GONE! HE'S GONE!!" Sango ran around steadily growing more hysterical. "NO this can't be happening! Where is he!"
"WHO!?"
"Miroku!" Inuyasha said looking worried.
"Exactly!"Sango shrieked now hysterical.
"Wait calm down lets think about this!" Kagome reassured her.
Sango was now hyperventilating.
"Where would he go!" Kagome asked everyone and anyone.
"Probably to the nearest village!" Shipou pipped.
"Yes that's right!" looks at Sango. "Thank you Shipou!" so lets go there now! Kagome said. "And just think we can probably head him off to because were demons at the moment!"
Sango seemed to be breathing normally now. "Your right we'll find him It'll be fine!" she said standing up and walking off in no particular direction.
That's my cue! Seshoumaru thought. "SANGO! Wait! Your not going any where in my body with out me!" with that he jumped on her shoulder.
"Which way did he go?" Kagome asked.
Sango looked down at the ground then became hysterical again. "I don't know his foot prints just disappear!"
"Stop blubbering women!" Seshoumaru yelled. "You're a demon now! Use your nose!"
Sango seemed to be relieved. "Right! Why hadn't I thought of it before!?"
" It's a mystery." Seshoumaru said rolling his eyes.
"Ok I got his scent lets go!" Sango cried running off. She was taken back, it was so easy, it took little to no energy to run at all. Yea she had to use her muscles, but it was like she was barley putting any effort at all. Usually when she broke in to a run like this in her body she could feel the full weight of gravity and her legs would be pounding against the ground ad her body would go up and down. But she felt as if she was running in a strait line and barley moving a centimeter up and down at all. She had an itch to jump so she did. Gasp it was like flying! She was in heaven! And hell at the same time she thought remembering Miroku. "Where are you!"
"Ahhhhhhhh!" Miroku let his tired and very naked body slip in to the large tub. "I'm in heaven!" He said sighing.
"I know!" The women next to him chimed she had her black hair pulled in to a tight bun.
"I love big bathe houses like this!" another said climbing in with them she had her hair up in a pony tail and wisps of free hair were hanging all around her.
"Me too" said another who had bangs, her hair pinned up in a swirl in the back. "But I hardly ever get to go."
"The best part is the special herbs they put in the bathe." Miroku said smiling.
"Uh hu!" they hummed.
"So what's your name." the one with bangs said pointing to Miroku.
"Mir....Sango! I'm a demon slayer!" he add the last part hastily to cover up for his slip of the tongue. But the other girls didn't seem to notice. They just gasped and began to ask questions.
"WOW you must be strong!"
"How long have you been one?"
"Do you feel more independent?"
"How did you become one!"
"Wouldn't you have horrible scars!"
"Are you married!"
"What do you do all day!"
Miroku Winced.
"Ah" Let's see.
"Yes I am very strong." he said rubbing his cheek.....
"Since I was a child."
"Yes I'm very independent!"
"Its my family tradition."
"No I'm not married."
"And I slay demons with my friends and hunt down shards of the sacred jewel!"
Sigh
Miroku let himself slide down up to his chin in the water. Glad that's over.
"But you didn't answer my question!" the one with the bangs said.
"I didn't?"
Miroku said looking doubtful.
"Yea I asked you, would you not have horrible scars?"
Miroku cringed. He had avoided that question on purpose!
"Yes." he said not moving.
"No wonder she isn't married" he heard the one with the bangs whisper to the one with the pony tail.
That hurt. he thought.
"She may be pretty but she'll never get married with her body being all scratched and flawed like that." the one with the pony tail said back.
Miroku slumped further down in to the water until his bottom lip was in the water. He lowered his eyes and glared at the water. It makes me angry. Very very angry! I like Sango's scares! I never thought of them as a blemish before. His anger grew. These women are so closed minded. I no longer enjoy there company.
"Look" he said looking up at them. " I may not be married but I do have a promise and I'll have you know that my betrothed loves every inch of me! Including these scars on my body! And that's more then you can say about your future suitors who are too shallow to look beyond your physical body!" Just when he was about to get up and excuse himself the women with her hair in a bun said cheerfully.
"I like my scar would you like to see mine?"
"Ah"
"With out waiting for him to respond she lifted up her naked leg out of the water and showed him. "IT'S HUGE!" Miroku thought. across the side of her calf was a foot long red scar.
"Wow! How did.."
"How did I get it?" She smiled "I was sitting on a fence about 1 year ago I was getting down but I was to afraid to jump so I slid down that's when a loose piece of wood got caught on my leg and well you can see for yourself." Miroku ran his finger crossed it.
"That's terrible" Miroku said.
She laughed and put her leg down. "Not really! Its nothing compared to how you got yours! From demons right? Makes me look pathetic! But I'm proud of it because that's how I met my husband."
Miroku looked interested so she continued. "He came to my rescue. Tore his own shirt right off his back and wrapped it around my injured leg."
"Romantic." Miroku said smiling.
"You too." she said. "It sounds like your betrothed really loves you."
Miroku stood up and began to step out of the bathe he turned and said. "Yes....indeed he does."
"MIROKU!" Sango screamed in to the room glancing around at all the naked screaming women's bodies frantically looking for her own. The moment she and seshy had hit the town she new he had to be in one of the three bathe houses!
"Not here!" Seshoumaru screamed.
With that Sango slammed the door.
"That one try that one!" Seshoumaru screamed pointing at yet another door.
Sango slide the door open and screamed. "MIROKU!"
"NOPE!" Seshy yelled.
She slide the door shut and ran to the next and last bathe house (ignoring the screaming women) Miroku had to be in that last bathe house, and when she found him oh-hohohohoho!
Seshoumaru could scarcely breath the fact that he seshoumaru the great lord of the western lands was waltzing merrily around running in on pour innocent human women while they were trying to bathe was beyond his wildest imagination! And seeing 30 to 40 naked women was definitely not in his dreams either he was going to have night mares!
"So Rin would you like me to show you how to make a pretty crown out of the flowers?" Kagome asked. She was worried about Sango. Where ever Miroku was he better hide because if he is in one of those bathe houses....well.....I'd hate to be Miroku.
"Hai!" Rin cried.
Kagome sat down in a big clump of flowers and made Rin a crown, a bracelet, and a necklace. Then when Rin understood how to make them she made Kagome some. A crown, a necklace, and a ring. Kagome laughed she could only imagine what she looked like. It soon got ridiculous however when other children of the village came to sit around her and wanted crowns too.
So there they all sat like fools kagome was so drenched in flowers she could barley breathe and she new she looked like a girl. So you can imagine the rage Inuyasha felt when he found her sitting in a field of flowers giggling like a little girl with what seemed like every freekin child in the damn town around her playing a stupid game of duck duck goose!
"WHAT THE HELL! KAGOME!"
"EPP!"
"What the HELL are you doing in my body!?"
"Oh please." she said standing up. "Your over reacting again."
"OVER REACTING! AGAIN?! AGAIN!? I WASN'T BLOODY OVERREACTING THE FIRST F-ING TIME KAGOME!"
"Inuyasha! Please! STOP!"
He had grabbed her shoulders and was now shacking her.
"I can't believe your blatant disregard for MY BODY!! YOU THINK NARAKU OR ANY DEMON FOR THAT MATTER IS GOING TO FEAR ME IF THEY SEE ME PLAYING IN A F-ING DAMN FIELD OF F-ING FLOWERS PLAYING DUCK DUCK GOOSE WITH EVERY B-ING CHILD IN THE HOWL DAMN WORLD! WITH......WITH FLOWERS IN MY HAIR?!"
By now the only child left was Rin and she was smiling happily as she walked around the field. She was now ok with the fact that she was a man, just as long as she was turned back soon. But what she didn't understand was why she had to keep the rosary wrapped around her hand like this. She was so curious!
"Huh? Tell me! Tell me! How you can just not care about my body like this?!" Inuyasha continued to scream.
Kagome hung her head. He was right! Although there was no harm except that it hurt his pride, it was his body and she should have more respect for his body. She looked in to his eyes. That was the only thing that was steadily becoming different. Her eyes. Even though he was in her body she could see his eyes shining through hers and his personality. Kagome's eyes clouded over with water.
"Your right."
"Uhu?"
"I'm sorry I should have more respect for you."
"Kagome?" was she crying? Why? How ridiculous! "Kagome?......I forgive you........" Did that help? He thought desperately.
"It's just." Kagome began. "Its hard to be tough like you. I'm a women and I don't know how to be a Man..."
Inuyasha lost all since of anger. It was strange having to look up to talk to Kagome he had always looked down, but he needed her he could tell (he hated it when he had to swallow his pride and be nice to her). "Of course you don't." Inuyasha almost whispered. "And I don't expect you to. I don't know how to be a women. We don't have to change, just at least try to act like it. No one can know that this has happened to us.
Kagome wanted him to hug her but it was so weird to hug yourself so she knew he wouldn't.
"I'm worried what if Naraku attacked us? I wouldn't be able to protect you or my self. We should be looking like mad for a way to change back in to our selves!" Inuyasha went on.
"Inuyasha?" her voice was choked. Kagome was ignoring the nagging voice that wanted her to be tough she didn't want to! She didn't care If she cried she had every right to.
Inuyasha cringed. Please don't cry! Please don't Cry! He thought drastically. "Please don't cry Kagome. It it's......" Inuyasha couldn't take it any more he didn't know what he would do if she began to cry. He slowly rolled his eyes, gritted his teeth, slipped his arms around himself, and Flinched! Its Kagome it's Kagome! He screamed internally at himself.
Kagome was over joyed it was enough to make her cry but she knew he was hating it and was only doing it so she wouldn't cry so she pushed him away. "I'm fine" she said sternly.
Inuyasha looked up shocked but nodded and backed away looking great full.
"MIROKU!" Sango screamed now she had him that bastard wouldn't get away this time! She had found him in a bathe house alright, just getting out of a bathe. That sick shit head!
Oh but when he had told her it was Seshoumaru's and Inuyasha's idea. hahahaha that they had helped him escape! That had sent her over the edge! she was now rushing around the bathe house trying to find Miroku and Seshoumaru who were hiding some where from her it was only a matter of time before she got them! And then it would be Inuyasha's turn!
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