Adventures or whoever and whatever...

Bulbasaur was taking his daily walk around the park when all of the sudden,
he heard gun fire.

"DEAR GOD! THE PAKI'S ARE BACK! THEY'RE BACK!" shouted Squirtle maniacly. "What do you mean?" asked Bulbasaur, stopping Squirtle in the middle of the sidewalk as thousands of people kept running.
"Well, the Paki's are back! This time they have Yosamma Bingloogan! And they can afford their own mistles! RUN FOR YOUR LIFE! YOUR ALL GOING TO DIE!"

That said, more people started to scream and run. Except for bunny, she couldn't tell where the gun fire was coming from. This was a job for...

THE IMPOSSIBLES!

Sailor moon music plays as Bulbasaur and Squirtle change into their forms.

"PREPARE FOR EVIL, EVIL DOERS!"

"What? But we're the protoganists!"

"Are those the bad guys?

"I uno, never played."

"Played what?"

"Becca's English class, level B!"

"Ohh yeah I heard that game sucks."

"It does."

"Was English level A better?"

"I died in that game."

"Oh."

(Becca: I failed ELA-A9...yeah..with my 64average)

Paki's: what? who you? DIE!

"Prepare youself! Im the INCREDIBLE...VERT!"

"Wtf Bulbasaur? Vert?"

"It's French."

"But Vert?"

"Go with it."

"AND I...AM THE INCREDIBLE BLEU!"

"And I'm the lost person from the IMPOSSIBLE team, ROSE!"

"What the hell Jigglypuff? This isn't anime porn."

Nic: I GET THAT JOKE! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

"I know! I wore the outfit with the least skin showing that I owned."

"A mini-skirt and a bakini top?"

"It's so odd beacause she's flat."

"I am not!"

"Are too."

"Do you want me to prove it!"

"Not really no, I see flat chests every day."

"Dude, that was so gay."

Paki's: YOU DARE DEFY US? FEEL OUR PAIN

"What...What does "Defy" mean?"

StandByer: LOOK EVERYONE! IT'S...IT'S...

"That's right folks! Its Jaune!"

"Pikachu? Whats with the El-Doraldo mask?"

"Shut up FOO! Do not release my secret identity!"

"Chya...whatever pal."

Paki: Ready to die yet?

"NOT YET!" shouted another voice in the distance.

Dear God, what now?

Sincerely, Becca.

Kidding:)

"IT IS I, ROUGE!"

Thank you Mr. Andersan for telling me that you say "IT IS I" not "IT'S ME."

Squirtle shifted uncomfortably on the rooftop.

"Okay, what the hell, are we like team fagget or something."

"We aren't gay!"

"He said faggets."

"I don't care!"

Amanda: they're cigarette buts!

"Okay wtf is with the random idiotic freaks talking inbetween?"

Becca: xD yay!

Paki's: We're bored. TURNS TO BLOW UP OTHER THINGS

"Stupid narrator guy."

NN: what?

"What do you think I mean? 'Blow up other things' damn fuckin' sicko."

NN: I AM NOT SICK!

"Sure. Chya. That's why Jigglypuff is touching herself."

NN: no she isnt

"Chya. But I made you look."

NN: You know what Squirtle? Shut up.

"No!"

Squirtle was vaporized. Such whyville memories almost make me laugh.

...Almost.

"Hand over the weapons, you evil Paki's!"

"NEVAAAAAAAAAAAA!"

"Or face the consequences!"

"What consequences?"

"WE NEVER DECIDED ON CONSEQUENCES!."

"Will you two shut up? I'm trying to make a threat!"

"But you don't have a consquence."

"Well when I said it THEY didnt know."

"But lying is wrong."

"So?"

"You could get thrown in jail. Officer McDonut says so."

Officer McDonut: That's right Pikachu.

"I DON'T CARE!"

Paki's: This isn't always about you, you know.

"WILL EVERYBODY SHUT UP!"

"But nobody was talking."

"Fuck Pikachu, close your fuckin' fat mouth for once."

"It isn't fat!"

"Is too."

"As IF! Ash just made me get it re-done. It is so not-fat."

"Oh really? Now don't you look shiny, plastic lips."

"Bulbasaur, Pikachu, stop. This is hardly the time."

"What's next, Iron tail?"

"Oh. I've had that for years. It gives great balance!"

"Hardly. Is your dick made of metal too?" GIGGLE GIGGLE

"No, no. Not yet. But I'll as okay?"

"YOU GUYS! THE PAKIS ARE GETTING AWAY!"

Indeed. The Paki's had school tomorrow.

Remember kids, think twice about trying to take over the world, or get surgery.

That's all for now, this is Becca going to have a red hot icecream.

Exactly