Switched,

By Renae Aurora!

Disclaimer:

Disclaimer Man1:."I want you to come home with me."

Discaimer Man2:"Well I uh.......I can't"

He grabs his wrist, "Why!? Why not?"

Disclaimer Man2:"I...I don't...."

Discalimer Man1:"I'm sick of waiting!"moves in to kiss him.

Renae Aurora.: "Uhu cough cough! Excuse me! THIS IS P.G. HERE!!"

Both men: "UHU?"

Renae Aurora: "Can you please do the disclaimer now?" looks away horrified.

GAY Disclaimers: er....a.... Renae Aurora does not own Inuyasha!

Renae Aurora.: "Thank you. Next time could you two please try to hook up after the show?"

Spank all the reviewers very hard for all the sexy reviews I received!

CH 7,

Oh the tangled web they wove Prt.2



Suddenly Inuyasha felt a horrible ice cold wind sweep up. Freezing his naked legs. Its freezing! How can kagome stand this skimpy little skirt! BAKA Kagome!

"My F-k Kagome!"

Kagome turned to look at Inuyasha. His skirt or relatively her skirt was flying up and inuyasha was desperately trying to get it to stay down as a huge gust of tremendous wind swept upon them..

Pink? Kagome thought. I don't remember putting on pink underwear! I most defiantly put on blue! .........He changed?!!!! Kagome's mouth dropped open she couldn't do anything but stare mortified.

"You you.. Ch...changed........" Kagome whispered

"What?" Inuyasha questioned turning his attention to her.

"Underwear." Kagome whispered again, pointing at his now settled skirt, the wind now gone.

"What....you......saw.......?" Inuyasha tried to hide his blush as he looked at the ground.

"You sick......" Kagome's voice was rising.

" Excuse me! You want to just wear the same pair of underwear all week! Was I not supposed to care about my own personal hygiene as long as I'm in your body? Oh I guess your gonna tell me that I wasn't supposed to have bathed now too?!"

Inuyasha was secretly smiling inside. He knew how horrified and disgusted she would be. Sweet pay back. Of course he wasn't lying. Only a little bit. He had thought about a bath, but had decided against it. He did change the underwear though.

"You bathed........." Kagome was back to the whisper.

"Well what's the big deal?" Inuyasha was dying with laughter he didn't know how much longer he could hold it in.

"Really." Kagome stated. "You do realize then....that this means war!?"

"Bring it on flower princess." a giant smirk exploded across his face.

They may have gotten in to a huge fight resulting in one or the other pinning the other on the ground, but at that exact moment Rin decided she wanted to know why the rosary was never supposed to leave her hand. Even though Inuyasha had told her, her hand would falloff if ever she took it off, she suspected he was lying.

The tremendous force of the Kazana began to pull them in.

"Tetsusaiga! Use the tetsusaiga!" Inuyasha screamed at Kagome griping her waist tighter. They were both being pulled in to the wind tunnel, Kagome had saved them both by digging her finger nails into a chopped down tree stump, but that too was becoming uprooted.

Kagome knew that if she moved to grab the tetsusaiga she would fly off in to the air she couldn't hold on to the stump with one hand. Well, we are going to die any way so I might as well try. Just as she reached for the tetsusaiga the wind stopped. Both Inuyasha and Kagome fell to the ground groaning.

Rin let out a small "eep" and a gasp as she pulled the beads back on tighter then they had been on before. She would have put it back on sooner but it had taken her a while to get over the shock, then even longer to realize it was her who was doing it. She then had to put two and two together to realize how to stop it. She smiled uneasily at an infuriated Inuyasha and a very blustered weary looking Kagome.

......."Oops!"........



Sango sat humming a song in a rocking chair petting Kirara and reading a book by the fire place smiling. A muffled sound was heard and Sango looked up, aggravated.

"Shut up!" she commanded. Abruptly the noise ended.

"That's better."

She then went back to her book. Suddenly her peaceful ordinary evening was threatened as the door was flung open and three beings walked in.

"Ahhhhh home crap home." Kagome said. Ok it wasn't really home, (come on people, Kag's friends can't go to her time, stop being baka.) but they had rented the room, so they thought of it that way.

Sango gasped. Inuyasha Kagome, and Rin had just stepped in. Rin had a large bump on her head, while the other two looked ragged and torn. As if they had been traveling for day's with out food or water. The were filthy and they're hair was blown back at strange angles with bits of grass, pieces of wood, and clumps of mud sticking out of it.

Kagome and Inuyasha took one look at the two gagged and bound men hanging from the ceiling then at Sango and casually walked over to they're beds to go to sleep. Rin shrugged as if nothing was out of the ordinary and followed after them.

What a day . . . .

Sango had been planning on punishing Inuyasha as well but it seemed as if he had punished himself so she didn't bother. She had caught the two primary culprit's and was satisfied as she curled in to her bed to sleep. And yes she did use her tail as a pillow........ (So would I)

Kagome closed her eyes contentedly slipping off in to blissful....?......Sniff Sniff......blissful....?.... sniff.....sleep?

"What is that smell?!!!!!" Kagome screeched.

"What smell?" Rin piped sitting up smiling. Happy there was a reason to stay up.

Sniff Sniff

"Smoke?" Sango asked.

"Yeah! Its so much stronger in his body (points to Inuyasha) I could barley tell what it was." Kagome answered.

"SMOKE?" Inuyasha screamed poking his head out of his sleeping bag

"Look at the f-ing fire place you idiots! " Inuyasha screamed while pointing at the fire place and up toward the chimney. "Chimney; fire; smoke; smell; nose. Now go to sleep!" He then crawled back in to his sleeping bag, muttering insults of stupid human females and crazy bitches!



The next day.

Shipou sighed aggravated. Stupid human girl body! I can't do anything. I can't jump on peoples back's like I used to. (He'd tried to do so earlier, and had gotten a large bump on his head from Inuyasha for doing it.) This body is useless! He had tried everything he knew; all his tricks with his leaves, duplication, mushrooms, balloon, not even his spin top would work. But what really got him was how he couldn't do his fox fire! It had taken him so long to master it, and no other fox his age could do it! He was just getting good at it to. He sighed again in defeat and sat down on a small grass covered hill.

"Damn it!" He squeaked in Rin's Voice.

"Hey! You shouldn't swear you know!" a little boy's voice from behind him said.

Shipou slightly jumped. But turned his head around to see a harmless human boy around Rin's age standing behind him.

"Like I give a shit! If Inuyasha can do it so can I." Shipou said lazily.

"Still, pretty girls shouldn't swear." he said sitting down next to him smiling

"Pretty girls?!" Shipou cried! "I'M A DEMON FOX BOY!".

The boy looked at him with a are you kidding me? look. "Prove it!"

Shipou stood up angry. "I can't." he said through gritted teeth.

"Hmm see you are a pretty girl." he said standing up as well.

"Grrrr. GO AWAY!"

"No."

Shipou turned to scream at him fully but stopped when he saw the boy's expression.

The boy had a sweet soft smile on his face. "Here." the boy reached his hand out to grab Shipou's

Shipou stood shocked his mouth slightly open. "Wha......." Shipou looked in to his hand the boy had given him something. "This is......taffy........." The boy had given him taffy candy.

Shipou felt extremely awkward as he blushed.

The boy's smile widened and he asked. "What's your name?"

"Shipou."

The boy look confused and raised an eyebrow. "That's a boy's name."

"Because I'm a boy! HELLO!" Shipou was horrified this boy liked him! Thought he was pretty! He was going to throw up!

The boy rolled his eyes.

"Agh Please! Give me a break. Your wearing a dress and you have long hair."

"It doesn't matter! I'm a boy so leave me alone." Shipou was disgusted beyond all reason he threw the taffy at the boy and turned to run away.

The boy grabbed his arm and Shipou was pulled slightly back.

"Don't go."

Shipou was utterly horrified and frightened. He turned to look at the boy who had a sad expression.

"Please?" his mouth was in a frown and his eyebrows were together in the middle.

"Stay.....I just want to play with you."

Shipou considered this. "Well there is something I want to do......."

The boy's frown melted in to joy as he smiled eye's glittering.



Ryko slept peacefully enough it was warm and tranquil in his small room. It was dawn when the shout, "FIRE!" hit his ears forcing him wake up with adrenalin rushing through in his system.

Ryko ran out side in his white under garment robes. Sure enough a house was on fire and people every where were going crazy trying to put it out. Ryko sighed relief. He was just glade that he had not caused this fire. Ryko stopped was some one laughing? Yeah, someone was laughing it was faint but the closer he got to the burning house the louder the laughter got. It was a girl's voice insane and erratic. He stopped in front of the house he could now hear words amongst the laughter. Their sitting in the rubble of the burned down house that had just barley been put out was a young girl and boy. The boy looked horrified but the girl just looked shocked and quite unstable as she stood up giggling.......

"AHAHAHAH! I SHIPOU LORD OF DEMONS HAVE NOW CREATED FIRE!"

Lord of what? This child was insane. She had set fire to the house, and had done it on purpose?!

Ryko finally decided that this was the most bizzare thing he'd ever seen when suddenly 3 demons and 3 humans approached the insane child. One Katsune sitting on the shoulder of a strong feminine looking, full, dog demon, a strange boy in a red get up who had dog ears, a beautiful woman demon slayer, a monk, and a strange looking girl in a scanty outfit, who walked right up to the insane child and began to argue with her, hitting her on the head over and over again! All at once the conversation that had consisted of the child, turned to nothing as she was ignored in favor of nonsense, the scantily dressed girl and the boy with dog ears began to argue about various things that made no since to argue over. Soon the fox demon began to yell at the little girl and the slayer began waving her hand calmly around at the rubble around them talking to no one because no one was listening to her. Then the monk collapsed on the ground and began to cry to which the boy with the ears (who Ryko now concluded to be some kind of half demon) blamed the scantily dressed girl for. (Got all that?)

Everything had gone from bad to worse. And instead of becoming less insane, it had now become absolutely ballistic. Several of the villagers were running away from the scene into their houses scared. Suddenly the womanly Demon who looked frustrated drew a sword out (Tenseiga) and began to cut anyone insight. Ryko screamed in outrage and ran up to him, trying to stop him. Ryko gasped as he to was sliced at. Yet there was no pain, no pain at all, just a blue light shining for a few seconds over where he had been supposedly cut and then disappeared. Ryko who was now beyond shock joined the argument full heartily yelling at the large demon who yelled back.

"Excuse you! You can't go around cutting people! shocking my system!"

"Who the hell are you!"

"I could have lapsed into a comma!"

"Like I give a rats ass!"

"Or thrown in to a heart attack!"

Sango slashed at him again with the sword sticking her tongue out at him. He looked infuriated.

"Eat that psycho!"

"Give that to me!" Ryko screamed grabbing a part of tenseiga's hilt yanking on it hard.

"Give it back! Stop it!" Sango and Ryko began a tug of war on the sword with Seshoumaru screaming and beating Ryko on the head.

Suddenly, Inuyasha and co. stopped as they heard yelling from the many bold villagers around them holding pitch forks and torches. Sango screamed in shock as a large rock flew through the air and hit her across the face.

Seshoumaru's cry of outrage was heard as he screamed and threatened the villagers.

"You can't do that to my body! Do you realize who I am!? I'm the great Seshoumaru! Lord of the western lands!"

Inuyasha was the next person to scream as another rock burst across his lower lip cutting it causing it to bleed, and making his front teeth go num.

"Get out of our village!" an angry man screamed chucking another rock which hit Inuyasha's arm scratching it.

"We don't want you crazy people destroying our town any more!" a woman shouted from behind her husband.

Shipou ran to hide behind Miroku seeing how he was in Sango's Strong body. His little boy friend from earlier had been dragged away by an angry mother.

"Kagome! A little help here!" Inuyasha screamed. He braced himself for another rock as dozens flew toward them. But none hit him. Inuyasha gasped as he looked up to see Kagome in front of him looking extremely pissed off and murderous at the villagers.

Miroku was about to suggest they all start to run for their lives....but Kagome in Inuyasha's thunderous voice began to curse and yell threatening all the villager's as she drew Tetsusaiga which for some reason transformed against the villagers.

"BASTARD'S! I DARE YOU TO TOUCH INUYASHA ONE MORE TIME! I DARE YA! ILL BURN YOU'RE VILLAGE TO THE GROUND AND BURN YOUR BUTCHERED BODIES WITH IT!" She raised her sword above her head and swung it down in front of the villagers in a threatening way causing a small crater to explode across the ground.

Unknown to Kagome or her friends, but clearly seen by the villagers, was Kagome eye's which flashed red for a split second.

The villagers stepped back in horror. Kagome snapped back to reality as Inuyasha placed a hand on her arm.

"What?" she snapped.

"Lets go before I get another bloody lip!."

"Fine."

The gang turned at a hurried pace into the forest all except for Seshoumaru who was kicking and screaming as he was carried against his will by Miroku.

"I'll kill you all! You'll not get away with this! I'll be back and when I do you better have made you graves because I'll be throwing you in ........" he never finished however as Miroku put a hand over his mouth sighing relief.

"Ah! My ears!"

"Wait I'm not with them! Please listen to me!" Ryko screamed pleading to the villagers as they threw rocks at him and rushed at him with there pitch forks. Ryko ran after Inu. Co. Screaming.

"Wait for me!"

"Whose he!?" Inuyasha asked. Everyone shrugged except Sango who rolled her eyes.

"What are you doing here?"

"Thanks to you guy's and your lovely little performance back their the villagers now think I'm with you or something."

"You can't stay with us." Inuyasha sucked on his bottom lip and spat blood on to the forest floor.

Kagome looked less than happy about that......and angry, but said nothing.

"I won't. I just need some place to hide until I can go back to get my things and my horse, and it would appear we are going in the same direction that's all. Plus you ow me! At least company for the night if it weren't for that insane brat there" he pointed at Shipou. "I would be asleep in a warm bed tonight."

"Pushy little bitch isn't he?" Inuyasha said.

"We ow you jack!" Kagome shouted.

"What?" Ryko asked puzzled.

"Allow me to translate for you." Inuyasha stated. "She said get the F-k away from us or she'll kill you!"

"She?" Ryko moved closer to Kagome looking her up and down. "...but this is a boy!"

"That reminds me." Sango said trying to distract Ryko. "Shipou why did you burn down that hut?"

Shipou cringed as everyone turned to glare down at him. He gulped.

"Yes why?" Inuyasha asked evilly.

"Well I........I was trying to do.........? Whisper."

"Do What!" Inuyasha said bonking him on the head.

"Don't hit him!" Kagome screamed at Inuyasha. "Shipou please continue."

"I was trying to use fox fire......"

"Great!" Sango cried exasperated throwing her arms in the air. "He was using real fire as a Substitute for Fox fire!"

"Perfect town out the window." Miroku sighed arching his back and rubbing at some unseen ache on it.

"On second thought....good riddance to that awful place with three bath houses." Sango said glaring at Miroku.



Due to the GAY Disclaimer's i have had to up my rateing..........(looks at paper and the sear words.........or is it that?........NAH!.)

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