Switched!
BY, Renae Aurora!
See you can't have Renae without Aurora other wise you get a Witch who doesn't care about any one or anything and is full of sarcasm or a Sweet heart that makes you puke with to much love! And affection who wants to make everyone happy by making them smile.
Gay Disclaimer's: Renae Aurora (-that's me!) Actually my full name is Amber, Renae, Aurora. Well I have a last name but you don't need to know that now do you? Oh yeah gay disclaimer's please take it away! Amber, Renae, and Aurora do not own Inuyasha!
Amber: I am bored and can't find anything to read or do so here's the next Ch. A day Early! YAY!
Renae: What ever.
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Amber is a mix between Renae and Aurora.
A/N. About Kirara guys, sorry I haven't mentioned her since chapter. . . . . . . . What ever, but I forgot to mention that Kirara found them after they got out of the cave and is confused to who her master is so she just follows Miroku around because he smells like Sango. So Kirara has just been nipping at Miroku's heals this howl time k?
CH 8,
NOVOCAIN.
"OW DON'T TOUCH IT!!!!!!" Inuyasha screamed as Kagome pocked his bottom front tooth.
"Those bastards!" Kagome grimaced through gritted teeth. "They cracked my tooth!"
"Well now what are we going to do?" Miroku asked.
"I'll have to take him back to my time, to the Dentist's." Kagome said.
"What's din-tests?
"It's Dentist and... (Suddenly Kagome got an evil thought as she sneered down at Inuyasha. they were at war after all)......"It's a disgusting man dressed in all white. His face is covered by a mask because he has a face so horrible, so cruel that if you ever looked upon it you would die of pure fright!" Kagome laughed inside as she saw Inuyasha cringe in fear.
"Wha...What does he do to you?" Inuyasha asked mortified.
"He straps you to a chair." (By now everyone was watching her in horror except that is for Seshoumaru who was smiling. Happy that his brother was terrified and with any luck would soon be in pain.) "That's when he brings out his needles and drill and say's.....should I tell you what he says?"
Inuyasha had a disgusted look on his face like "ewwww!" Mixed with a "no way!"
"What?" Ryko asked from behind him terrified.
Kagome let the suspense build. "Open wide and then the torture begins."
"Really?" Sango said disbelievingly.
"No."
Inuyasha rolled his eyes.
Seshoumaru looked extremely disappointed.
"He's just a special kind of doctor that specializes on just your teeth rather than your body. He'll fix your tooth. Err my tooth." Kagome stated.
"I'm not letting some guy poke around in my mouth!" Inuyasha fought furiously.
"All right live with the pain then." Kagome said turning around with her nose in the air arms folded.
"I will!"
"ARGHHHH!" Kagome spun around. "YOU ARE SO IMPOSSIBLE! You have to! It's my mouth and I'm not going to loose my tooth MINE DON'T GROW BACK REMEMBER?"
"MAKE ME!"
"..... You know what, I think I will........"
Inuyasha's eyes went wide as Kagome rushed at him and hosted him up over her shoulder.
Seshoumaru was smiling again.
"I'll be back by the end of today." Kagome said serious. "The rest of you should go to Kaede's hut and see if she can't change us back or find someone who can ok? I'll see you then."
Inuyasha was kicking, screaming, swearing, and beating Kagome on the back with his fists.
With that Kagome leapt in to the air running off in the direction of the bone eaters well.
When they were well out of ear shot Inuyasha stopped shouting and squirming and asked.
"Sooo can I walk by my self now?"
"No."
"Why not?"
"Because you're to slow. We still have to make an appointment you know."
"An opointment?" He asked back. Kagome was surprised he said it correctly. (Well almost.) Kagome stopped short and put him down. Inuyasha gave her a strange look.
"Get on my back." Kagome ordered turning around smiling back at him. Inuyasha scowled.
"You won't let me walk?"
"No."
"You'll make me ride on you?"
"YEP!" Kagome's smile widened and she closed her eyes.
"Fine, I won't fight it."
Kagome smiled as he climbed on.
"After all it's pointless to fight my strong body while I'm in your puny defenseless one." Sneer.
Kagome frowned and glared as she leapt into the air.
"What did she mean by change back?" Ryko asked trying to get everyone else to pay attention to him.
"Hello?" he was following them and tapping them on the shoulder.
Sango spun around aggravated opened her mouth....."SESHOUMARU SAMA!"
Sango turned around not recognizing the voice that was calling her. (her body really.)
"SESHOUMARU SAMA!" Jaken screamed running toward him. "I have been every where searching for you!"
"When he reaches you he will run into your leg. Put your foot out and stop him with it." Seshoumaru whispered into Sango's ear.
She did as she was told and sure enough Jaken didn't stop running forward in time so she put her foot in Jaken's face.
"Does it matter If he....?" Sango asked.
"No he is a fool it doesn't matter."
"Alright."
"WHO'S THIS?" Ryko screeched at yet another person!
"Sigh" Sango put her hand over Ryko's face so he could not longer talk, see, or breathe.
"Ee An bregh!" Ryko muffled against her hand.
Seshoumaru, who was on Sango's shoulder (A/N Seshoumaru is always on Sango's shoulder.) rolled his eyes as Sango explained the situation to Jaken who looked horrified.
"How can this be? Oh Seshoumaru Sama!" Jaken wept. "What shall we do now? How will this be mended?!"
"Pipe down." Shipou screeched. "Were going to Kaede's village to get changed back!"
"That's if it will work." Sango stated pushing Ryko's face away from her.
"That's right so Ryko I'm afraid this is where we leave you. You can't stay with us because..." Miroku began.
Suddenly Ryko recognized him for the first time.
Pretty. He thought.
"....so you see you can't stay with us because we are leaving to a distant village."
Ryko considered this. "hmmmm? So what is this village called?"
"Uh. . . . . I don't know. . . Kaede's village?" Miroku asked around at everyone.
Sango rolled her eyes.
Ryko looked like he was pondering this then he stated happily. "You know I don't think I've ever been there!"
"Why does he want to go with us so badly?" Shipou asked.
"I don't know but he's weird, besides he can't go he can't keep up with us!" Sango whispered back to him.
"That's not a problem!" Ryko then took out a strange looking whistle from his robes and blew one note.
"Oh! That's terrible!" Sango screeched as she, Jaken, and Seshoumaru threw they're hands over there ears and Kirara hissed with displeasure. Miroku stood unfazed.
Ryko's whistle was cut short as Sango hit Ryko in the back of the head with her hand nearly knocking him over.
"Duff! . . . . . ." Ryko glared at Sango who glared back. Ryko sneered as Sainan approached them.
"Are you sure you know how to drive this thing!" Inuyasha screamed as Kagome backed the car out of the drive way.
"Well no not really, but no one is here and we don't have time to wait! It's a miracle I got you an appointment at such short notice!" it's a miracle the car is still here. Mom went out with grandpa and Souta is at school so they must have walked to where ever they were going.
"YE!"
Inuyasha cringed and gripped the seat as Kagome stepped on the gas pettle to quickly and flew back wards slamming on the brakes.
"WHY HAVE I GOT THE FELLING YOU'VE NEVER DONE THIS BEFORE KAGOME?" Inuyasha yelled at her.
"Well I have a driver's permit and all, I just haven't had any time to use it...."
"Wait a second Kagome why don't you just carry me there!"
Kagome sweat drop. Nervous laugh. "ohhh Iiii . . . . Didn't . . . ."
"KAGOME!"
Kagome looked ahead leaning forward looking serious.
"Stop it! There's no time to turn back now there's the free way!" speed
To tell the truth Kagome didn't want to look stupid for not thinking of that in the first place but on the other hand she was well over due to take a practice drive and she was so excited she didn't care! As long as we don't get caught it'll be ok. She thought.
Inuyasha continued to scream and smack her on the arm. Shouting "STOP WENCH YOULL KILL US! STOP THIS KAR IMMEADIATLY!" and so on until.
"Oh look! you can stop hitting me now, were here." Kagome chimed getting out of the car and running over to Inuyasha's side, but when she tried to open the door. . . . . .
"Inuyasha you unlock this door right now!"
Inuyasha just sat there smiling.
"STOP THESE CHILDISH GAMES!""
Smile
"GRRR! I can't believe I forgot the key's in the ignition!" she thought furiously out loud. Suddenly an image flashed threw her mind almost as if it were thrown at her.
Flash back:
Inuyasha: Kagome you open this door RIGHT NOW! I swear I'll break it down!"
End of flash back:
Kagome smirked at Inuyasha. That's right she thought I'm strong now. But I can't break the door down it's my mom's car. Maybe if I just yank on the door handle a bit.
cRaCK!
Kagome stood shocked starring at the door handle in her hand.
Inuyasha stared at her. His mouth open in shock, then he began to laugh and point at her then at the door handle.
Kagome threw it on the ground and growled in anger.
Inuyasha was in tears he was laughing so hard.
"YOU COWARD!"
Inuyasha stopped laughing
"YEAH YOU HEARED ME! YOUR TO AFRAID TO WALK IN TO A BUILDING SIT DOWN IN A CHAIR AND HAVE SOMEONE HELP YOUR NO MY CRACKED TOOTH!"
Inuyasha glared at her and through the door yelled. "I'M NOT A COWARD!"
"Then come out and face it like a Man er half Man!"
Inuyasha rolled his eyes, (lots of rolling of eyes in this ch.) but was considering it.
"Come on she pleaded..... (This'll get him!) "Do it for me?"
He looked uninterested, but she wasn't done yet.
"You don't want me to go around with a rotten tooth when I get my body back do you?" She pouted and gave him puppy eyes. "Please!"
"grrr.." Inuyasha looked very unhappy and angry, but he still didn't want to come out.
One more push outta do it! "If you don't get it fixed now I'll have to suffer with it when we get changed back and by then the tooth will be beyond fixing and it will have to be pulled out!" she raised her voice to a yell but put some tears in. "I'll have a missing tooth and I'll be ugly! I promise the dentist is nice and it won't hurt!"
Inuyasha cracked. With multiple curses and stomping of the foot he got out of the car and followed Kagome inside. The moment Kagome hit the door, she was gagging. She could smell every thing EVERY THING! The blood, the tools, the gloves, the cleaning fluid, but worst of all was the smell of the teeth as they were being drilled in to. Kagome ran out side gagging and she threw up near a bush.
Inuyasha ran out shortly after gagging as well, but he did not throw up.
"That place is horrible!" Inuyasha chocked.
"Oh get over it! I've been in there a million times but . . . ." she gagged again . . . . "the smell is so much worse now that I'm in your body!" She looked up at Inuyasha with pleading sad eyes. "I'm sorry Inuyasha, but you're going to have to do it alone. Do you think you can?" Gag
She looked so sad and pathetic Inuyasha couldn't say no. A heavy frustrated sigh came from Inuyasha, but he shook it off. Then he forced a smile.
"I can get used to the smell." he said though he doubted it. "Yeah! Tell me what to do!"
Kagome brightened and smiled.
"Jerk!" Sango whispered under her breathe furiously. "Some magical horse who can keep up with us! Stubborn little. . . . .grubby. . . stupid. . . ."
(Ok so Sango may be a little out of character by a smidgen but she's so boring she is my least favorite character out of everyone. I don't hate her. I like her, the thing I love about her is she Kicks ASS! YEAYA! She's bad! She's so cool! But so boring I think I just made her character come out more. Plus she is inside a demon and demons are . . . naturally pissed off or aggravated easily. Once again I feel that I have justified myself.)
Sango didn't know why she didn't like this jerk! But one thing was for sure she wanted him to go away! She could tell it was going to take a few more hours to get to Kaede's and she couldn't stand being with him. He was right up with her running at her speed "The Devil!"
Rin and Jaken were riding on Aun that lizard demon, Shipou and Miroku were riding on Kirara, and Seshoumaru was with Sango as usual.
Sango's eyes lingered on Miroku she couldn't help but miss her own body and she desperately wanted to be in it again. She growled 'when I find the one responsible for this they're dead!'
Inuyasha walked in to the dentist office gagging at the smell. He willed his stomach to settle down and looked at the paper which had a step by step guide to what he would need to do once he got in side.
#1, Go up to the desk and tell them your name and that you have arrived. Give the woman my insurance card. Smile and be polite. (Why he had to tell them he had arrived when he was standing right there he didn't know.)
"Ok." he said walking up to the women at the desk he smiled although it was a crooked smile.
"Hello may I help you?"
"Err yea my name is. . . . (this was beyond weird) . . . . Kagome Higurashi . . . . I'm here."
"ok could you sign in please?"
"Let me see." Inuyasha said checking the list.
#2, sign the list of patient's with "Kagome Higurashi."
He looked up. "Yes."
The secretary raised an eyebrow but said nothing. Instead she went back to her computer muttering about "amateurs" as Inuyasha signed the list sloppily.
Inuyasha read the list again.
#3, Sit down and wait for them to call your name.
"What ever Kagome this is easy. I don't need this." Inuyasha sat down read the rest of the list and threw it away.
#4, Go with the woman that calls your name then follow her and sit in the chair. Then just let the dentist and his helper do what ever they want to your mouth with out complaining and swearing and do everything they tell you.
"Kagome?" someone called.
Inuyasha just sat there. Oh yeah I'm Kagome! "Uh that's me." Inuyasha said getting up and walking toward her. She smiled.
"This way please."
Inuyasha followed her down a hall and in to a room with no doors. And dozens of strange things he had never seen before. The room had a large window in front of him it covered most of the wall. (That's how my dentist's office is.) He gasped at the sharp objects that lay in a tray near the long chair he was supposed to sit down on.
"Please sit down."
Inuyasha reluctantly sat down in the chair. He hadn't forgotten Kagome's previous words about how they strap you down and then the torture begins!
"Your not going to tie me down are you?" Inuyasha asked sitting down causally.
The women laughed. "No! Who gave you that crazy idea?"
He didn't answer. One guess who, he thought.
"Ok it looks like you've got a nasty cut on your lip I think we can work around that she said. "So you cracked your tooth eh?" she walked up to him and pulled down his lower lip with her finger to try and see his tooth. "Open wide." She ordered. Kagome's words came to mind again but Inuyasha just scowled and opened his mouth. Not wide mind you.
"Ah its not soo bad. We'll just have to file it down and place a cap on it?" (I don't know what they would do in a case like this but lets just pretend k?)
Images of a base ball cap that Kagome's mom had given him to cover his ears came to mind.
"Good." She said pulling her hand away. "I'm glad. I was worried it was deeper than that. We would have had to do a root canal."
Inuyasha didn't know what that was but he didn't like the sound of it.
"what happened to you any way?"
Inuyasha Smiled. "I got in a fight."
"that's awfull!"
"yeah well, you when some you loose some."
"Well. . Would you like to brush your teeth before we give you your shots?"
Shots? What about shots? What are those? "Uh I guess."
"Alright then Dr. Kovemagata will be in shortly to give you the shots."
Inuyasha said nothing as she handed him a tooth brush and tooth past. But his nervousness must have shown.
"Nervous?" she asked.
"No." he snapped. I'll show Kagome.
"Well I'll be back shortly." With that, she left.
Inuyasha stuck the tooth brush in his mouth and carefully brushed around the cracked tooth and fat lip. "This never happened to Kagome when I was looking out for her!" he mumbled. He turned sighing, brush and paste still in his mouth. He spit it out onto the window out of fright when he saw Kagome hanging upside down on a tree branch that was right in front of the window.
"Damn it all Kagome!" he shouted but not to loud. He looked around the room for something to clean it up with when he saw what looked like paper towels Kagome's mom had used them and after fighting with it and many curse words he got 4 out of the blasted thing he quickly smeared it on to the paper towel and threw it away just as Dr. Kovemagata walked in to the room. Inuyasha sat down quickly in the chair but didn't take his eyes off the man with a mask over his face. Kagome's words came to mind of the disgusting face behind it. He wasn't taking any chances.
"all right open wide and relax your mouth for me can you do that?" Kovematgata asked.
"Inuyasha opened his mouth took one look at the needle and jammed it shut looking out the window frantically for Kagome. He calmed when he saw her and she smiled.
Inuyasha pointed at the Dr. or rather the needle in his hand and Kagome nodded her head.
The dr. looked at Inuyasha strangely and said "don't worry." Ill try to make it as painless as possible."
"Ah what are you going to do?"
"I'm going to give you a shot see?" he waved the needle around.
"Why?" Inuyasha asked he was a little more then a little afraid. Try "Shout and run from the room" afraid.
"Don't tell me you don't know. . . . . . ." (He stopped as Inuyasha shook his head.). . . . "Well it will numb the pain for when I take the file and fix your tooth."
He picked up the dental instrument and showed Inuyasha then he said.
"Now open wide."
Inuyasha opened his mouth slowly wider. As soon as it was open the Dr. jabbed at his cracked tooth asking . "It's that one right?"
Inuyasha's yelp of pain should have been enough to confirm that but these people were slow and stupid around here so Inuyasha screeched harshly glaring at the Dr.
"OW YES!"
"Well then let's go."
Inuyasha closed his eyes waiting for the pain there was only a tiny bit. The Dr. was numbing his lower lip. He took Inuyasha's lip between his fingers and rapidly jiggled Inuyasha's lower lip as he injected the shot.
Surprisingly enough it wasn't as bad as he thought.
"All right all done you should start to go numb pretty soon ok?"
With that he left and Inuyasha was at the window begging Kagome to let him go free. She said no of course and he glared at her evilly.
As Inuyasha started to go numb he began to feel sick, so he laid down staring at Kagome which was his only comfort. He was miserable and he looked miserable. He hated every second of it the smell, the look, the feel, and now his nose, entire jaw, cheeks and lips were numb. They felt fat and hot. He went to touch them and he had to admit that being numb was one of the most horrible strange feelings in the world.
Soon the dr. returned and Inuyasha's stomach turned and anxiety attacked.
"Alright now it should be over in 45 min. ok?" he took the dental instrument out and went to work.
Every muscle in Inuyasha's body tensed up, he held his breath, and clenched his fists. Surprisingly he felt like crying when he heard a grinding sound. Pain he could handle, but sitting still as he willingly let someone do this to him was almost too much. He could hear it and feel it as the sound ripped through his brain and jaw. The woman came in also with a white tube that seemed to suck up his spit in his mouth and he was glad. Then as Kagome had so perfectly put, the torture began.
When Inuyasha finally got out of what he thought now to be Hell he felt weak, dizzy, sick, and just plain miserable. So if Hell is like this, Kikyo can just shove it! Inuyasha thought as he staggered outside like a drunk. Kagome was laughing.
"gow hea' an lafff ye jer!"
With that pathetic sentence of his, she laughed more hysterically and swooped him up bridal style carrying him back to the car.
"Puu mi Dan!"
"Oh poor baby Inuyasha!" she said snuggling his neck with her nose.
"STAP I!""
She cuddled him as she laid him in the seat grabbing his arms and holding him still.
"Oh come on, you know you want some huggly snuggly! I saw your poor horrified face in there. You can't hide it!" she pulled away but not without a smack. She continued to snicker as she pulled out of the parking lot.
"Snot Phuny!"
She gasped with a squeal and laughed out loud nearly wrecking the car as tears came tumbling down her cheeks.
Inuyasha smacked her twice and she settled down. Wiping the tears away she giggled in to silence.
"To think." she began after a short while. "That the great Inuyasha is afraid of a human doctor who was helping HIM!" she lapsed into hysterical laughter again.
"stob luffin a mi!" he screamed!
"What? I can't understand what your saying!" Kagome lied cupping her hand over her white dog ear and leaning toward Inuyasha. They were rounding a corner now and Kagome turned on the radio only to immediately start singing the words to a song looking at Inuyasha, as though singing to him, he glared at her with murderous eyes.
(Wheezer's funny "Unravel" sweater song)
-If you want to destroy my sweater Hold this thread as I walk away.
Oh no, it go
It gone, bye-bye...bye
Who I, I think
I sink, and I die.
If you want to destroy my sweater...Woah-ah-woah-ah-woah.
Hold this thread as I walk away... As I walk away.
Watch me unravel, I'll soon be naked. (She emphasized her favorite line.)
Lying on the floor, lying on the
Kagome stopped at the light and she was slapped upside the head.
"KAGOME!" some one called. Kagome turned around trying to see who it was who was calling her.
"HOJO?!"
She saw him in the car across from Inuyasha on her left he smiled sweetly and held up vile of something.
"Kagome! I'm glad I ran into you today! I got some medicine for those parasites that are living in your stomach."
Inuyasha looked at Kagome in disgust and horror as he immediately clenched his stomach.
Kagome rolled her eyes muttering "Grandpa!"
Inuyasha suddenly understood, and a wave of relief washed over him.
"Here! Catch!" Hojo hollered at them throwing it through the window.
It landed in Inuyasha's lap. "I dow wan thi shi!"
Inuyasha picked it up and threw it back at Hojo yelling "I don wan dis! Baka Hobo!"
It hit Hojo in the head, as Kagome screamed Profanity's at Inuyasha ordering him to stop it! But he would not be denied sweet revenge.
Hojo looked startled as he picked up the vial again while turning to Kagome or so he thought it was. He started rambling about how although fun, it was still too dangerous to play catch whilst driving. He then tossed it back to Inuyasha who was hurriedly attempting to role up his window, but to no avail. The buttons and gadgets were just too complicated for his ancient intellect.
Kagome thanked Buddha as the light turned green. She floored it trying to get out of Hojo's range, as doing so Inuyasha smiled sweetly while giving Hojo the bird.
"hmm? Must be something wrong with Kagome's finger." He said. "Better find something to help that."
As they were reaching ten over the limit Inuyasha unexpectedly tossed the vile once again out the window. Kagome watched in horror as she looked out her rear view mirror wittenising the vile of green ooze splatter across Hojo's windshield. It was a mistake however as Red and Blue lights flashed on behind her. Kagome who had been ignoring Inuyasha only to now look upon his butt as he was now half way out the window shouting.
"BAKA HOBO!"
Kagome watched it horror as two cotton balls flew out of Inuyasha's mouth along with spit.
Hojo had his head out the window screaming. "It's dangerous KAGOME!" As two white wet something's came flying at his face plastering on his forehead.
Inuyasha climbed back in side stating "I didn't know those were even in there!"
"WHAT WERE IN THERE?" Kagome screeched.
"Nothing." He happily sighed. He thought to himself HA! Know the score is The Great Inuyasha; 1 the pathetic brainless Hobo; ZIP! Next mission Kouga!
Kagome choice this time to realize that the police were flashing their lights at her. She instinctively pulled over. Not remembering the oh so important fact that she did not have a license.
"Kagowma why we sop?"
""OH CRAP! WHY DID I JUST STOP?!?!" She was terrified.
"huh?"
"The police! They pulled us over! I have no license! Hell, I don't even have an ID!" She was frantic. . . .
Inuyasha, assuming that "poleeece" was some kind of terrible demon from this time, dashed out of the car, and hightailed it into the nearest parking lot. As he inexperiencedly ran in Kagome's body, he forgot one, rather two, items of change, being in a woman's body. Owww, it hurts! He thought as he flattened his arms over his chest. That's better, I gotta hold these things down! He then heard Kagome Yell.
"WHATA WE DO?"
"RUN KAGOME! RUN!"
Kagome leapt out of the car. She hadn't run too far before she heard the police man screaming in to his radio.
"WE have a code 302 here! Two juvenile delinquencies, one appears to be on Cocaine/Novocain. The other seems to be frantic! I presume caution! They may be armed. I repeat code 302. . . . . . . . .
Kagome had had enough she ran over to Inuyasha still running for his life not daring to look back picked him up and threw him on her back speeding toward her home.
The mom's view Inuyasha is Still Inuyasha and Kagome is Still Kagome
Miss Higurashi was peacefully preparing dinner, as Inuyasha and Kagome burst through the door not stopping. It seemed as though they needed to tell her something. She waited listening.
"MOM!" Inuyasha called on his way to the door leading to the back yard (the well), "Yourcarhasbeenstolen! Callthepolice! Tellthemitwasn'tme! Iloveyoubye!"
Ms. H. stared in awe, still piecing together what Inuyasha had just said, as they disappeared into the well house.
". . . . Mom? . . . . I love you? . . ." Her eyes grew wide, recalling that it was Inuyasha who had spoken. "No. . . . . . They didn't! . . . . ."
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A/N. About Kirara guys, sorry I haven't mentioned her since chapter. . . . . . . . What ever, but I forgot to mention that Kirara found them after they got out of the cave and is confused to who her master is so she just follows Miroku around because he smells like Sango. So Kirara has just been nipping at Miroku's heals this howl time k?
CH 8,
NOVOCAIN.
"OW DON'T TOUCH IT!!!!!!" Inuyasha screamed as Kagome pocked his bottom front tooth.
"Those bastards!" Kagome grimaced through gritted teeth. "They cracked my tooth!"
"Well now what are we going to do?" Miroku asked.
"I'll have to take him back to my time, to the Dentist's." Kagome said.
"What's din-tests?
"It's Dentist and... (Suddenly Kagome got an evil thought as she sneered down at Inuyasha. they were at war after all)......"It's a disgusting man dressed in all white. His face is covered by a mask because he has a face so horrible, so cruel that if you ever looked upon it you would die of pure fright!" Kagome laughed inside as she saw Inuyasha cringe in fear.
"Wha...What does he do to you?" Inuyasha asked mortified.
"He straps you to a chair." (By now everyone was watching her in horror except that is for Seshoumaru who was smiling. Happy that his brother was terrified and with any luck would soon be in pain.) "That's when he brings out his needles and drill and say's.....should I tell you what he says?"
Inuyasha had a disgusted look on his face like "ewwww!" Mixed with a "no way!"
"What?" Ryko asked from behind him terrified.
Kagome let the suspense build. "Open wide and then the torture begins."
"Really?" Sango said disbelievingly.
"No."
Inuyasha rolled his eyes.
Seshoumaru looked extremely disappointed.
"He's just a special kind of doctor that specializes on just your teeth rather than your body. He'll fix your tooth. Err my tooth." Kagome stated.
"I'm not letting some guy poke around in my mouth!" Inuyasha fought furiously.
"All right live with the pain then." Kagome said turning around with her nose in the air arms folded.
"I will!"
"ARGHHHH!" Kagome spun around. "YOU ARE SO IMPOSSIBLE! You have to! It's my mouth and I'm not going to loose my tooth MINE DON'T GROW BACK REMEMBER?"
"MAKE ME!"
"..... You know what, I think I will........"
Inuyasha's eyes went wide as Kagome rushed at him and hosted him up over her shoulder.
Seshoumaru was smiling again.
"I'll be back by the end of today." Kagome said serious. "The rest of you should go to Kaede's hut and see if she can't change us back or find someone who can ok? I'll see you then."
Inuyasha was kicking, screaming, swearing, and beating Kagome on the back with his fists.
With that Kagome leapt in to the air running off in the direction of the bone eaters well.
When they were well out of ear shot Inuyasha stopped shouting and squirming and asked.
"Sooo can I walk by my self now?"
"No."
"Why not?"
"Because you're to slow. We still have to make an appointment you know."
"An opointment?" He asked back. Kagome was surprised he said it correctly. (Well almost.) Kagome stopped short and put him down. Inuyasha gave her a strange look.
"Get on my back." Kagome ordered turning around smiling back at him. Inuyasha scowled.
"You won't let me walk?"
"No."
"You'll make me ride on you?"
"YEP!" Kagome's smile widened and she closed her eyes.
"Fine, I won't fight it."
Kagome smiled as he climbed on.
"After all it's pointless to fight my strong body while I'm in your puny defenseless one." Sneer.
Kagome frowned and glared as she leapt into the air.
"What did she mean by change back?" Ryko asked trying to get everyone else to pay attention to him.
"Hello?" he was following them and tapping them on the shoulder.
Sango spun around aggravated opened her mouth....."SESHOUMARU SAMA!"
Sango turned around not recognizing the voice that was calling her. (her body really.)
"SESHOUMARU SAMA!" Jaken screamed running toward him. "I have been every where searching for you!"
"When he reaches you he will run into your leg. Put your foot out and stop him with it." Seshoumaru whispered into Sango's ear.
She did as she was told and sure enough Jaken didn't stop running forward in time so she put her foot in Jaken's face.
"Does it matter If he....?" Sango asked.
"No he is a fool it doesn't matter."
"Alright."
"WHO'S THIS?" Ryko screeched at yet another person!
"Sigh" Sango put her hand over Ryko's face so he could not longer talk, see, or breathe.
"Ee An bregh!" Ryko muffled against her hand.
Seshoumaru, who was on Sango's shoulder (A/N Seshoumaru is always on Sango's shoulder.) rolled his eyes as Sango explained the situation to Jaken who looked horrified.
"How can this be? Oh Seshoumaru Sama!" Jaken wept. "What shall we do now? How will this be mended?!"
"Pipe down." Shipou screeched. "Were going to Kaede's village to get changed back!"
"That's if it will work." Sango stated pushing Ryko's face away from her.
"That's right so Ryko I'm afraid this is where we leave you. You can't stay with us because..." Miroku began.
Suddenly Ryko recognized him for the first time.
Pretty. He thought.
"....so you see you can't stay with us because we are leaving to a distant village."
Ryko considered this. "hmmmm? So what is this village called?"
"Uh. . . . . I don't know. . . Kaede's village?" Miroku asked around at everyone.
Sango rolled her eyes.
Ryko looked like he was pondering this then he stated happily. "You know I don't think I've ever been there!"
"Why does he want to go with us so badly?" Shipou asked.
"I don't know but he's weird, besides he can't go he can't keep up with us!" Sango whispered back to him.
"That's not a problem!" Ryko then took out a strange looking whistle from his robes and blew one note.
"Oh! That's terrible!" Sango screeched as she, Jaken, and Seshoumaru threw they're hands over there ears and Kirara hissed with displeasure. Miroku stood unfazed.
Ryko's whistle was cut short as Sango hit Ryko in the back of the head with her hand nearly knocking him over.
"Duff! . . . . . ." Ryko glared at Sango who glared back. Ryko sneered as Sainan approached them.
"Are you sure you know how to drive this thing!" Inuyasha screamed as Kagome backed the car out of the drive way.
"Well no not really, but no one is here and we don't have time to wait! It's a miracle I got you an appointment at such short notice!" it's a miracle the car is still here. Mom went out with grandpa and Souta is at school so they must have walked to where ever they were going.
"YE!"
Inuyasha cringed and gripped the seat as Kagome stepped on the gas pettle to quickly and flew back wards slamming on the brakes.
"WHY HAVE I GOT THE FELLING YOU'VE NEVER DONE THIS BEFORE KAGOME?" Inuyasha yelled at her.
"Well I have a driver's permit and all, I just haven't had any time to use it...."
"Wait a second Kagome why don't you just carry me there!"
Kagome sweat drop. Nervous laugh. "ohhh Iiii . . . . Didn't . . . ."
"KAGOME!"
Kagome looked ahead leaning forward looking serious.
"Stop it! There's no time to turn back now there's the free way!" speed
To tell the truth Kagome didn't want to look stupid for not thinking of that in the first place but on the other hand she was well over due to take a practice drive and she was so excited she didn't care! As long as we don't get caught it'll be ok. She thought.
Inuyasha continued to scream and smack her on the arm. Shouting "STOP WENCH YOULL KILL US! STOP THIS KAR IMMEADIATLY!" and so on until.
"Oh look! you can stop hitting me now, were here." Kagome chimed getting out of the car and running over to Inuyasha's side, but when she tried to open the door. . . . . .
"Inuyasha you unlock this door right now!"
Inuyasha just sat there smiling.
"STOP THESE CHILDISH GAMES!""
Smile
"GRRR! I can't believe I forgot the key's in the ignition!" she thought furiously out loud. Suddenly an image flashed threw her mind almost as if it were thrown at her.
Flash back:
Inuyasha: Kagome you open this door RIGHT NOW! I swear I'll break it down!"
End of flash back:
Kagome smirked at Inuyasha. That's right she thought I'm strong now. But I can't break the door down it's my mom's car. Maybe if I just yank on the door handle a bit.
cRaCK!
Kagome stood shocked starring at the door handle in her hand.
Inuyasha stared at her. His mouth open in shock, then he began to laugh and point at her then at the door handle.
Kagome threw it on the ground and growled in anger.
Inuyasha was in tears he was laughing so hard.
"YOU COWARD!"
Inuyasha stopped laughing
"YEAH YOU HEARED ME! YOUR TO AFRAID TO WALK IN TO A BUILDING SIT DOWN IN A CHAIR AND HAVE SOMEONE HELP YOUR NO MY CRACKED TOOTH!"
Inuyasha glared at her and through the door yelled. "I'M NOT A COWARD!"
"Then come out and face it like a Man er half Man!"
Inuyasha rolled his eyes, (lots of rolling of eyes in this ch.) but was considering it.
"Come on she pleaded..... (This'll get him!) "Do it for me?"
He looked uninterested, but she wasn't done yet.
"You don't want me to go around with a rotten tooth when I get my body back do you?" She pouted and gave him puppy eyes. "Please!"
"grrr.." Inuyasha looked very unhappy and angry, but he still didn't want to come out.
One more push outta do it! "If you don't get it fixed now I'll have to suffer with it when we get changed back and by then the tooth will be beyond fixing and it will have to be pulled out!" she raised her voice to a yell but put some tears in. "I'll have a missing tooth and I'll be ugly! I promise the dentist is nice and it won't hurt!"
Inuyasha cracked. With multiple curses and stomping of the foot he got out of the car and followed Kagome inside. The moment Kagome hit the door, she was gagging. She could smell every thing EVERY THING! The blood, the tools, the gloves, the cleaning fluid, but worst of all was the smell of the teeth as they were being drilled in to. Kagome ran out side gagging and she threw up near a bush.
Inuyasha ran out shortly after gagging as well, but he did not throw up.
"That place is horrible!" Inuyasha chocked.
"Oh get over it! I've been in there a million times but . . . ." she gagged again . . . . "the smell is so much worse now that I'm in your body!" She looked up at Inuyasha with pleading sad eyes. "I'm sorry Inuyasha, but you're going to have to do it alone. Do you think you can?" Gag
She looked so sad and pathetic Inuyasha couldn't say no. A heavy frustrated sigh came from Inuyasha, but he shook it off. Then he forced a smile.
"I can get used to the smell." he said though he doubted it. "Yeah! Tell me what to do!"
Kagome brightened and smiled.
"Jerk!" Sango whispered under her breathe furiously. "Some magical horse who can keep up with us! Stubborn little. . . . .grubby. . . stupid. . . ."
(Ok so Sango may be a little out of character by a smidgen but she's so boring she is my least favorite character out of everyone. I don't hate her. I like her, the thing I love about her is she Kicks ASS! YEAYA! She's bad! She's so cool! But so boring I think I just made her character come out more. Plus she is inside a demon and demons are . . . naturally pissed off or aggravated easily. Once again I feel that I have justified myself.)
Sango didn't know why she didn't like this jerk! But one thing was for sure she wanted him to go away! She could tell it was going to take a few more hours to get to Kaede's and she couldn't stand being with him. He was right up with her running at her speed "The Devil!"
Rin and Jaken were riding on Aun that lizard demon, Shipou and Miroku were riding on Kirara, and Seshoumaru was with Sango as usual.
Sango's eyes lingered on Miroku she couldn't help but miss her own body and she desperately wanted to be in it again. She growled 'when I find the one responsible for this they're dead!'
Inuyasha walked in to the dentist office gagging at the smell. He willed his stomach to settle down and looked at the paper which had a step by step guide to what he would need to do once he got in side.
#1, Go up to the desk and tell them your name and that you have arrived. Give the woman my insurance card. Smile and be polite. (Why he had to tell them he had arrived when he was standing right there he didn't know.)
"Ok." he said walking up to the women at the desk he smiled although it was a crooked smile.
"Hello may I help you?"
"Err yea my name is. . . . (this was beyond weird) . . . . Kagome Higurashi . . . . I'm here."
"ok could you sign in please?"
"Let me see." Inuyasha said checking the list.
#2, sign the list of patient's with "Kagome Higurashi."
He looked up. "Yes."
The secretary raised an eyebrow but said nothing. Instead she went back to her computer muttering about "amateurs" as Inuyasha signed the list sloppily.
Inuyasha read the list again.
#3, Sit down and wait for them to call your name.
"What ever Kagome this is easy. I don't need this." Inuyasha sat down read the rest of the list and threw it away.
#4, Go with the woman that calls your name then follow her and sit in the chair. Then just let the dentist and his helper do what ever they want to your mouth with out complaining and swearing and do everything they tell you.
"Kagome?" someone called.
Inuyasha just sat there. Oh yeah I'm Kagome! "Uh that's me." Inuyasha said getting up and walking toward her. She smiled.
"This way please."
Inuyasha followed her down a hall and in to a room with no doors. And dozens of strange things he had never seen before. The room had a large window in front of him it covered most of the wall. (That's how my dentist's office is.) He gasped at the sharp objects that lay in a tray near the long chair he was supposed to sit down on.
"Please sit down."
Inuyasha reluctantly sat down in the chair. He hadn't forgotten Kagome's previous words about how they strap you down and then the torture begins!
"Your not going to tie me down are you?" Inuyasha asked sitting down causally.
The women laughed. "No! Who gave you that crazy idea?"
He didn't answer. One guess who, he thought.
"Ok it looks like you've got a nasty cut on your lip I think we can work around that she said. "So you cracked your tooth eh?" she walked up to him and pulled down his lower lip with her finger to try and see his tooth. "Open wide." She ordered. Kagome's words came to mind again but Inuyasha just scowled and opened his mouth. Not wide mind you.
"Ah its not soo bad. We'll just have to file it down and place a cap on it?" (I don't know what they would do in a case like this but lets just pretend k?)
Images of a base ball cap that Kagome's mom had given him to cover his ears came to mind.
"Good." She said pulling her hand away. "I'm glad. I was worried it was deeper than that. We would have had to do a root canal."
Inuyasha didn't know what that was but he didn't like the sound of it.
"what happened to you any way?"
Inuyasha Smiled. "I got in a fight."
"that's awfull!"
"yeah well, you when some you loose some."
"Well. . Would you like to brush your teeth before we give you your shots?"
Shots? What about shots? What are those? "Uh I guess."
"Alright then Dr. Kovemagata will be in shortly to give you the shots."
Inuyasha said nothing as she handed him a tooth brush and tooth past. But his nervousness must have shown.
"Nervous?" she asked.
"No." he snapped. I'll show Kagome.
"Well I'll be back shortly." With that, she left.
Inuyasha stuck the tooth brush in his mouth and carefully brushed around the cracked tooth and fat lip. "This never happened to Kagome when I was looking out for her!" he mumbled. He turned sighing, brush and paste still in his mouth. He spit it out onto the window out of fright when he saw Kagome hanging upside down on a tree branch that was right in front of the window.
"Damn it all Kagome!" he shouted but not to loud. He looked around the room for something to clean it up with when he saw what looked like paper towels Kagome's mom had used them and after fighting with it and many curse words he got 4 out of the blasted thing he quickly smeared it on to the paper towel and threw it away just as Dr. Kovemagata walked in to the room. Inuyasha sat down quickly in the chair but didn't take his eyes off the man with a mask over his face. Kagome's words came to mind of the disgusting face behind it. He wasn't taking any chances.
"all right open wide and relax your mouth for me can you do that?" Kovematgata asked.
"Inuyasha opened his mouth took one look at the needle and jammed it shut looking out the window frantically for Kagome. He calmed when he saw her and she smiled.
Inuyasha pointed at the Dr. or rather the needle in his hand and Kagome nodded her head.
The dr. looked at Inuyasha strangely and said "don't worry." Ill try to make it as painless as possible."
"Ah what are you going to do?"
"I'm going to give you a shot see?" he waved the needle around.
"Why?" Inuyasha asked he was a little more then a little afraid. Try "Shout and run from the room" afraid.
"Don't tell me you don't know. . . . . . ." (He stopped as Inuyasha shook his head.). . . . "Well it will numb the pain for when I take the file and fix your tooth."
He picked up the dental instrument and showed Inuyasha then he said.
"Now open wide."
Inuyasha opened his mouth slowly wider. As soon as it was open the Dr. jabbed at his cracked tooth asking . "It's that one right?"
Inuyasha's yelp of pain should have been enough to confirm that but these people were slow and stupid around here so Inuyasha screeched harshly glaring at the Dr.
"OW YES!"
"Well then let's go."
Inuyasha closed his eyes waiting for the pain there was only a tiny bit. The Dr. was numbing his lower lip. He took Inuyasha's lip between his fingers and rapidly jiggled Inuyasha's lower lip as he injected the shot.
Surprisingly enough it wasn't as bad as he thought.
"All right all done you should start to go numb pretty soon ok?"
With that he left and Inuyasha was at the window begging Kagome to let him go free. She said no of course and he glared at her evilly.
As Inuyasha started to go numb he began to feel sick, so he laid down staring at Kagome which was his only comfort. He was miserable and he looked miserable. He hated every second of it the smell, the look, the feel, and now his nose, entire jaw, cheeks and lips were numb. They felt fat and hot. He went to touch them and he had to admit that being numb was one of the most horrible strange feelings in the world.
Soon the dr. returned and Inuyasha's stomach turned and anxiety attacked.
"Alright now it should be over in 45 min. ok?" he took the dental instrument out and went to work.
Every muscle in Inuyasha's body tensed up, he held his breath, and clenched his fists. Surprisingly he felt like crying when he heard a grinding sound. Pain he could handle, but sitting still as he willingly let someone do this to him was almost too much. He could hear it and feel it as the sound ripped through his brain and jaw. The woman came in also with a white tube that seemed to suck up his spit in his mouth and he was glad. Then as Kagome had so perfectly put, the torture began.
When Inuyasha finally got out of what he thought now to be Hell he felt weak, dizzy, sick, and just plain miserable. So if Hell is like this, Kikyo can just shove it! Inuyasha thought as he staggered outside like a drunk. Kagome was laughing.
"gow hea' an lafff ye jer!"
With that pathetic sentence of his, she laughed more hysterically and swooped him up bridal style carrying him back to the car.
"Puu mi Dan!"
"Oh poor baby Inuyasha!" she said snuggling his neck with her nose.
"STAP I!""
She cuddled him as she laid him in the seat grabbing his arms and holding him still.
"Oh come on, you know you want some huggly snuggly! I saw your poor horrified face in there. You can't hide it!" she pulled away but not without a smack. She continued to snicker as she pulled out of the parking lot.
"Snot Phuny!"
She gasped with a squeal and laughed out loud nearly wrecking the car as tears came tumbling down her cheeks.
Inuyasha smacked her twice and she settled down. Wiping the tears away she giggled in to silence.
"To think." she began after a short while. "That the great Inuyasha is afraid of a human doctor who was helping HIM!" she lapsed into hysterical laughter again.
"stob luffin a mi!" he screamed!
"What? I can't understand what your saying!" Kagome lied cupping her hand over her white dog ear and leaning toward Inuyasha. They were rounding a corner now and Kagome turned on the radio only to immediately start singing the words to a song looking at Inuyasha, as though singing to him, he glared at her with murderous eyes.
(Wheezer's funny "Unravel" sweater song)
-If you want to destroy my sweater Hold this thread as I walk away.
Oh no, it go
It gone, bye-bye...bye
Who I, I think
I sink, and I die.
If you want to destroy my sweater...Woah-ah-woah-ah-woah.
Hold this thread as I walk away... As I walk away.
Watch me unravel, I'll soon be naked. (She emphasized her favorite line.)
Lying on the floor, lying on the
Kagome stopped at the light and she was slapped upside the head.
"KAGOME!" some one called. Kagome turned around trying to see who it was who was calling her.
"HOJO?!"
She saw him in the car across from Inuyasha on her left he smiled sweetly and held up vile of something.
"Kagome! I'm glad I ran into you today! I got some medicine for those parasites that are living in your stomach."
Inuyasha looked at Kagome in disgust and horror as he immediately clenched his stomach.
Kagome rolled her eyes muttering "Grandpa!"
Inuyasha suddenly understood, and a wave of relief washed over him.
"Here! Catch!" Hojo hollered at them throwing it through the window.
It landed in Inuyasha's lap. "I dow wan thi shi!"
Inuyasha picked it up and threw it back at Hojo yelling "I don wan dis! Baka Hobo!"
It hit Hojo in the head, as Kagome screamed Profanity's at Inuyasha ordering him to stop it! But he would not be denied sweet revenge.
Hojo looked startled as he picked up the vial again while turning to Kagome or so he thought it was. He started rambling about how although fun, it was still too dangerous to play catch whilst driving. He then tossed it back to Inuyasha who was hurriedly attempting to role up his window, but to no avail. The buttons and gadgets were just too complicated for his ancient intellect.
Kagome thanked Buddha as the light turned green. She floored it trying to get out of Hojo's range, as doing so Inuyasha smiled sweetly while giving Hojo the bird.
"hmm? Must be something wrong with Kagome's finger." He said. "Better find something to help that."
As they were reaching ten over the limit Inuyasha unexpectedly tossed the vile once again out the window. Kagome watched in horror as she looked out her rear view mirror wittenising the vile of green ooze splatter across Hojo's windshield. It was a mistake however as Red and Blue lights flashed on behind her. Kagome who had been ignoring Inuyasha only to now look upon his butt as he was now half way out the window shouting.
"BAKA HOBO!"
Kagome watched it horror as two cotton balls flew out of Inuyasha's mouth along with spit.
Hojo had his head out the window screaming. "It's dangerous KAGOME!" As two white wet something's came flying at his face plastering on his forehead.
Inuyasha climbed back in side stating "I didn't know those were even in there!"
"WHAT WERE IN THERE?" Kagome screeched.
"Nothing." He happily sighed. He thought to himself HA! Know the score is The Great Inuyasha; 1 the pathetic brainless Hobo; ZIP! Next mission Kouga!
Kagome choice this time to realize that the police were flashing their lights at her. She instinctively pulled over. Not remembering the oh so important fact that she did not have a license.
"Kagowma why we sop?"
""OH CRAP! WHY DID I JUST STOP?!?!" She was terrified.
"huh?"
"The police! They pulled us over! I have no license! Hell, I don't even have an ID!" She was frantic. . . .
Inuyasha, assuming that "poleeece" was some kind of terrible demon from this time, dashed out of the car, and hightailed it into the nearest parking lot. As he inexperiencedly ran in Kagome's body, he forgot one, rather two, items of change, being in a woman's body. Owww, it hurts! He thought as he flattened his arms over his chest. That's better, I gotta hold these things down! He then heard Kagome Yell.
"WHATA WE DO?"
"RUN KAGOME! RUN!"
Kagome leapt out of the car. She hadn't run too far before she heard the police man screaming in to his radio.
"WE have a code 302 here! Two juvenile delinquencies, one appears to be on Cocaine/Novocain. The other seems to be frantic! I presume caution! They may be armed. I repeat code 302. . . . . . . . .
Kagome had had enough she ran over to Inuyasha still running for his life not daring to look back picked him up and threw him on her back speeding toward her home.
The mom's view Inuyasha is Still Inuyasha and Kagome is Still Kagome
Miss Higurashi was peacefully preparing dinner, as Inuyasha and Kagome burst through the door not stopping. It seemed as though they needed to tell her something. She waited listening.
"MOM!" Inuyasha called on his way to the door leading to the back yard (the well), "Yourcarhasbeenstolen! Callthepolice! Tellthemitwasn'tme! Iloveyoubye!"
Ms. H. stared in awe, still piecing together what Inuyasha had just said, as they disappeared into the well house.
". . . . Mom? . . . . I love you? . . ." Her eyes grew wide, recalling that it was Inuyasha who had spoken. "No. . . . . . They didn't! . . . . ."
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