Switched,
BY ME! RENAE AURORA!
GAY Disclaimers: Well Renae Aurora is sick of saying she doesn't own FREEKIN INUYASHA! STOP RUBBING IT IN! "ANGER!" Inuyasha can stuff it!
Renae Aurora: I work all night I work all day but does it do any good? No!
Inuyasha: Ant it sad?
Renae Aurora: And still there never seems to be a single penny left for me!
Inuyasha: That's to bad!
Renae Aurora: Shut UP! Jerk. Or I'll take you back to the dentist!
Inuyasha: "Eep!" KAZINU KAZU!
CH, 9
Secrets out, with a whole lot of nonsense
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"WAIT KAGOME!" Inuyasha screamed, as Kagome fell flat on her face, due to stopping in mid air.
"What IS IT INUYASHA?!"
"I'm not going back yet!"
"What? Are you stupid?!"
Inuyasha jumped off of Kagome's back.
"NO! Its just I went through all that pain and I'm not going to go back until I have my clothes back RIGHT NOW! He demanded.
"What? NO WAY! These are the only clothes you have! What else am I going to wear? WHAT YER WEARING!?" Kagome retorted.
"NO FIND SOMETHING ELSE TO WEAR! I'm not going to get hurt like that again! I want my clothes back to PROTECT this PUNY! PATHETIC! USELESS! WIMPY! HUMAN! WOMAN BODY!"
"AGHHHHH! YER SUCH A JERK!" Kagome had risen her voice to an all time high. In Kagome's blind furry she couldn't control herself. "I GUESS I'M JUST SUPPOSED TO GO AROUND IN MY UNDERWEAR? NAKED? IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT?"
"KEH! I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU DO! JUST GIVE ME THOSE CLOTHES!"
Unknown to them both was that a certain mortified grandfather had decided to walk up at "MY UNDERWEAR" and he couldn't believe what he thought Inuyasha and his 'granddaughter' were saying. He shuffled over to the well house and peaked through a small crack.
"YOU WANT YOUR CLOTHES BACK! DO YOU? DO YOU? WELL ALL RIGHT THEN!"
Kagome then began to strip her outer layer red shirt and throw it into Inuyashas furious face.
"You want this too!" she screamed tearing off her pants and tossing them in his opened mouthed shocked face.
Next thing to go was the white under garments.
"IF YOUR SO EAGER TO SEE THIS BODY NAKED THEN HERE YA GO! I HOPE YOUR HAPPY!" The only thing left to go was Inuyasha's strange old fashioned Japanese underwear.
"STOP!" Inuyasha screamed running up to her tackling her to the ground by throwing all of his body weight at her.
They tumbled to the ground in a heap tangled together. Kagome's grandfather ran in to the house ready to tell everyone what he had just witnessed.
By everyone it meant Kagome's Mom, Souta, and for some reason Buyo. . . . . .
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"And that's when Inuyasha said 'if your so eager to see my naked body then come get it!' And then Kagome ran strait into him, kissing him passionately and the last thing I saw they were rolling around on the floor more then half naked!"
Mis Higurashi sat in stunned shock. "It looks like I was right...." she whispered with more air then words. "What will I do?"
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"OK!" Kagome said sitting up with Inuyasha on top of her. "Look, there is probably some of my dad's old clothing in the attic which I can probably use, then you can take YOU'RE PRECIOUS CLOTHES BACK!"
"KEH!"
"IS THAT ALRIGHT WITH YOU?"
"FINE!"
"LETS GO THEN!" Kagome knelt down on one knee after she pulled her, or Inuyasha's paints back on. Inuyasha climbed on.
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Ryko stepped down off his horse and got a small stool out of a bag on the side of him. Sango, Miroku, and the others could only stare in mute curiosity at the strange behavior of the monk. Ryko took himself and the stool to the middle of the busiest street in Kaede's village and stood upon it. He then stretched his arms out wide as if waiting for someone to run into them.
He looked to the right. "DO ANY OF YOU KNOW!" looked to the left "WHO I AM?"
When no one answered, Ryko stepped down off of his stool and walked up to them acting as if nothing out of the ordinary had happened. Then he addressed them all and asked.
"Do any of you know who I am?"
"fraid not." Miroku said looking sheepish.
"What was that all about?" Shipou whispered to Miroku.
"I don't know, he is a strange one." Miroku whispered back.
"Just ignore him! The fool's just trying to be the center of attention!" Sango cut in, hearing them because of her demon senses.
"You know I have never seen a horse like his with such long legs. I wonder where he could have gotten one so fast. . . . . . unless..." Miroku was rudely interrupted by Sesshoumaru.
"WHY ARE YOU FOOLS JUST STANDING AROUND DOING NOTHING?! GET IN THERE AND TALK TO THAT OLD HAG!" Sesshoumaru growled at them all.
"RIN WANTS HER BODY BA........!" Sango clasped her hand rudely across her mouth as Ryko gave them all a questioning look. Sango smiled at him trying in vain to give off the air that there was nothing out of the ordinary.
"Look you people. I know there's something going on here so will you people just stop pretending that your normal because your not."
"Speak for yourself." Sango grumbled. He's not exactly normal either!
"What ever do you mean?" Sango said trying to be innocent, but being in Sesshoumaru's body and trying to be innocent just doesn't work. It looked scary.
Ryko gave Sango a frightened disgusted look and turned to look at Rin who was squatting crouched over playing with something in her hands that no one could see.
"He's not exactly normal......" Ryko said.
"What ever do you mean?" Sango said hesitantly.
"Well just look at him!" Ryko pointed at Rin with a bored expression.
Rin turned around Smiling hugely. That's when Sango along with Miroku noticed that Rin had taken Miroku's small ponytail from the back of her head and moved it onto the side of her head.
Rin held up what she had in her hands and it happened to be a wooden doll.
"Wanna play dollies with me?" she asked Ryko who backed away, terror written all over his face
Everyone looked on, very disturbed by the whole display.
Finally Miroku sighed and said. "I'm afraid there's no hiding it."
"What?! You can't just start telling people! What if our enemies found out?" Sango screamed.
"Now you sound like Inuyasha." Miroku stated. Then he walked up to Ryko who was still starring at Rin terrified. Sango did nothing to stop him because she was still fixed on yelling internally at herself for acting like the bull headed Inuyasha.
"My good friend." Miroku began placing a hand on Ryko's arm. "We have been deceiving you."
"What?" Ryko asked turning for a time to listen to Miroku.
"We are not who we seem to be."
"What I don't understand."
Miroku sighed again. "I am not a woman."
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"There's nothing in here but this cool black trench coat! Nothing else will fit you Inuyasha!"
Kagome threw the last pair of pants across the room from the box she was currently going through after seeing the size tag.
"You're just not as long in the pelvic area as my dad was."
"WHAT"S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?!" Inuyasha screamed in outrage that his manliness might be threatened.
"I SAID PELVIC! NOT THE OTHER THING! JEEZ WOULD YOU GET YOUR MIND OUT OF THE GUTTER?!" Kagome thundered. (And let mine roll by. = - )
"Uh.....oh..."
DEEP BREATH "Look, let's just quickly run to the store and I'll by something that will fit ok?"
A grunt from Inuyashas general direction was her answer.
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"What are you saying? That you're all insane or something like that?" Ryko asked.
"No, I'm saying I'm not a woman. I'm a man, and this is not my body it's hers." he pointed at Sango.
"Riiiiiight! Hey you know what now that I think about it I do remember coming to this village once upon a time so I think I'll be going now." And that's when it hit him!
That crazy old woman had said something about a man in a woman's body or a woman in a man's. . . . . .Well whatever it was it sounded like these people might be the one's she was talking about. Maybe they new who he was! Maybe they could tell him. And if not that, then maybe if he stuck around long enough he could find it out on his own. Either way it was wroth a shot. Ryko turned around and said awkwardly.
"On second thought . . . Guess I believe you. Hehehehe"
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Miroku was trying desperately to explain to Kaede what happened to them over the crying wails of Rin from his body and Shipou's gasping for air on account that Rin was hugging him.
".......so after we killed the demon birds and saved Sesshoumaru......."
"You did not save me!" Sesshoumaru yelled tossing blue fox fire into Miroku's face. At this Miroku reacted in the only way he could. He picked up Sesshoumaru by his furry little tail and pulled an Inuyasha.
". . . . We were walking through the cave when we saw the entrance, and suddenly there was this big flash of overwhelming white light . . . . . . ." Miroku continued after seshoumaru was discarded across the room.
"And the next thing I knew" Sango cut in "I'm waking up in a demon lord's body getting back handed in the face by Miroku. You can only imagine the shock . . . . ."
"You?! What about me!? I wake up to be in this puny fox shrimp body . . . . . !" Sesshoumaru yelped forgetting, for the moment, of his revenge on Miroku.
"Who cares of you and your ails what of my pour master Sesshoumaru?!"
Ryko did a strange thing then. He glanced around the room suspiciously and jumped up shouting.
"WELL I have to go now!"
He smiled at everyone nervously shaking a few hands as he stumbled toward the door. When he got to Sango she slapped him away. Then he got a serious face one and said.
"Something bad is happening. I'm not going to stick around and wait for it. I'm sure you do agree. . . . . . evil times are coming my friend; we are in for darker nights"
"Who are you to talk about impending doom?" Sango screeched at him aggravated.
Ryko got kind of wary as he looked around the room He said, "I'm a monk, and I think I should now about these things!" with that he gave one last terrified look at everyone before he ran from the room.
"What's his problem?" Sango asked no one in particular.
"Who cares about that young fool? Let him go! What we need to know is how I can immediately get out of this body and in to mine!" Sesshoumaru screamed.
"We're not your servants!" Cried Shipou.
"I Want to know when R-r-in can ha-have her body ba- back!" Rin cried hysterically from the corner where she still had Shipou in a tight hug.
"I want to know what you were doing while my back was turned Houshi! . . . . . "
"Lady Sango, I have no idea what you are saying. . . . ."
"Oh! You know what I'm talking about, you lecherous monk! I saw you coming out of the forest after you supposedly went to go 'take a nap' in Kaede's hut, earlier today when we arrived here! Just what were you doing alone?"
"I assure you that my intentions have been perfectly honorable . . . . . . ."
"Honorable on my ass!"
Miroku gave her a look of pure innocence which confirmed he had been up to no good.
Kaede sighed. This was the third out burst so far. As soon as they had gotten there they had all wanted to tell the tale their own way. Each time during the story they had not ceased to argue about who had it the worst. They had just now painfully been able to squeeze out the information she needed them to tell her before they lapsed right back to bickering about nothing once again, forgetting to mention were Inuyasha and Kagome were.
"QUIET! Iet. . . iet. . iet . . iet. . ." (It echoed) 'Silence-Sigh' "Now then, can some one please tell me where Inuyasha and Kagome are?"
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"Stealthfuly, she leaned against the dark wall inching her way to the room of treasure, wary of any sound. (Her eyes darted back and forth) A pin drop could prove suspicious. She leapt in a cat like stance moving with such precision and delicacy that she amazed even herself. Fully aware that she was being vibrantly watched with lust, she flexed her masculine muscles knowing that no women could resist. . . . ."
"KAGOME!" Inuyasha threateningly whispered. "SHUT-UP!"
". . . . . . . Sorry, I couldn't resist."
"KEH! Just get the money."
Kagome finally reached her door still pretending to be 007. She leapt into the air and landed with a really awesome somersault with her hands in a gun like position. She pointed her pretend gun at Buyo, leapt through the air, and to make the scene complete she yelled.
"SPIRIT GUN!" (From Yuyu-Hack a shoe baby!)
Inuyasha let out a strangled gasp, and Kagome's hand flew up to her mouth.
"Whoops!"
She lay sprawled across the bed, trying to at least poke the cat with one finger, while playing the innocent card.
"What was that?!" someone hollered from downstairs.
"You idiot If you hadn't been so set on that ridiculous trench cloak your not supposed to ever touch then. . . . . . . . . . . ."
Inuyashas face turned white as he heard foot steps thundering up the stairs.
He rushed over to the door locking it.
"Hurry get the money!" Inuyasha ordered.
"Ok." Kagome leaned her head and arms over the side of the bed trying to find the shoe box underneath it, with her wad of cash in it. She did and said.
"Inuyasha don't just stare at me check the door."
"Good idea." he grumbled.
"Yeah I know." she said back, but really that whole thing was just a distraction. Kagome smiled evilly. It was too easy, she chuckled to herself as she carefully opened the precious box containing millions of pictures all of which were of Inuyasha either asleep or in a tree ignoring them all deep in thought. Some were of him eating roman or in a fighting position from when he would practice the wind scar with Kirara. She would sneak and hide in a bush to watch him. He was so cute when he thought no one was looking. She then moved her most prized possession with utter most care. A lock of Inuyashas hair; which she had snipped off of him while riding on his back one day. She had planned it so well it had taken her hours to come up with an inconspicuous way to snip some off. But her cunning self had done it without him noticing. She realized now of course that she could have just taken his hair easily, being in his body like she was, but how was she to know that in a few months she would be in his body? She grabbed the money and knelt down shouting.
"HURRY!"
"ME!?" He screamed "YOU! Sprawling your body across the bed." He then sprawled across the bed in the same position Kagome had earlier. He looked up at her, his arms out stretched in a gun like position in mocking recognition of Kagome.
"SPIRIT GUN! What the hell was that? IF YOU HADN'T BEEN SO ENGROSSED IN MY BODY WE WOULDN'T HAVE GOTTEN CAUGHT!"
A shrill squeak was heard from behind the door as if someone had just gone under water and was gasping for air at the top.
"Mom?" Kagome questioned.
This seemed to make it worse as they heard a loud thud like someone collapsing in front of the door.
"Lets get out of here" Kagome said afraid of her mother.
Inuyasha leapt on her back and Kagome unlocked her bedroom window they were out in a flash.
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"MOM! MOM WAKE UP!"
Mis Higurashi at the sound of hearing Inuyasha call her mom again had passed out on to the floor from pure shock. She could still remember the awful shocking words. 'IF YOU HADN'T BEEN SO ENGROSSED IN MY BODY WE WOULDN'T HAVE GOTTEN CAUGHT!' running through her mind like lightening. She sat up sighing.
"My my, so energetic! I new I should have talked with Kagome more about what to do when your ready." then she stood up and walked to the kitchen turning around to smile at everyone.
"Who would like some Odin?"
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"So Inuyasha do you like the blue pants or the black ones?"
"Hmmm the black ones?"
"Ok."
They had finally made it to the store despite all the funny looks they got for Inuyasha's clothing.
"I still liked the red pants........." Inuyasha mumbled.
"Well then Inuyasha I guess I'm going to be wearing the white T-shirt." she said all this very dully when on the inside she was bursting with excitement. 'Oh my gosh! White T-shirt that hugs my er Inu's pecks, a wicked pair of black jean pants that are tight around my I mean Inu's ass, new sneakers (well the only shoes/sneakers Inu has ever had so you couldn't call them new) That are black and red, and to top it all off a BAD Ass Black trench coat that touches the ground! I am gonna be so dead sexy I don't know how I'm gonna keep my hands off of myself. Hehehehehe!'
"Whatever lets just go! You said we would be back tonight and your late." Inuyasha hollered in her highly sensitive ears.
"I'm late?! Whatever!" he was not going to spoil her good mood.
Kagome marched up to the cash register and paid for her or Inu's things. They were soon standing at the well.
"Ok strip" Inuyasha ordered.
"I'll strip when I want to!" Kagome glared at Inuyasha. Then she slowly took off her clothing and gave it to him. Unlike the first time when anger had not aloud any other feeling's through, she blushed uncontrollably when she took them off. She got dressed in her newly bought clothing and waited for Inuyasha to change not looking of course which seemed so weird yet proper at the same time.
'How do I get this thing off?' Tug Tug 'Maybe its not supposed to come off' Inuyasha blushed like mad and quickly forgot about the strange contraption. 'Ah great! Kagomes body is to small for my clothes to fit properly. . . . . . . Oh well it doesn't matter any way.'
"Let's go Kagome!"
"Right!"
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Sorry for the late up date it's just we went on a long trip to visit my half brother and his fam. In Wyoming, they don't have the internet I left on the 4th and I just got back today the 10th. So yeah any way apart from getting my fingers slammed in a car door and my pupils dialated by some drops that sting like hell fire I'm doin fine.
so there you have it hoped you liked it! So Review! Review! Please?
Also thanks to all my beautiful reviewers. If you have any ideas at all, funny or not please send them in! Spank you all! And I'm working on a new fan fic. Called: Hiei's Agonizing Prodigy. I'll have it up some time on the 11th. It's a Drama/Romance/Mystery/Horror ah well it has everything in it! K? So if any of you are interested in my serious side (which ant that serious) check out my other fic.
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