SWITCHED!
BY, Renae Aurora.
Gay Disclaimers: for the TENTH TIME RENAE AURORA DOES NOT OWN UGLY STUPID INUYASHA!
CH, 10
7 DAYS!
There they all sat in an orderly professional silence. They were all in a row meditating on Kaede's orders. After they had told her where Inuyasha and Kagome were, and after another out burst of arguments she had made them all sit there calmly and mediate. Sango was falling asleep with an already asleep Seshoumaru in her lap. His small child metabolism wouldn't let him stay up late. Suddenly a demon burst in through the door.
Back at the well
"All right I guess we're back." Kagome sighed.
"FINALLY!" Inuyasha screeched. "THOUGHT WE'D NEVER GET OUT OF THAT AWFUL ERA OF YERS!"
"Hey Inuyasha can I ask you a question?" Kagome asked.
"What?" Inuyasha asked raising an eyebrow.
"Well, I've noticed that you kind of run unusually."
"Wha. . . ?"
"Why do you run with your arms flung behind you?"
He just looked at her with a half-shocked expression.
"Like this!" With that, Kagome broke into a run around the well and back to Inuyasha.
"I don't run like that!" Inuyasha protested. Do I really look like that?
"Excuse me, but yes you do." Kagome persisted.
"Well!" Inuyasha scoffed folding his arms with defiance. "I run like that for a couple reasons."
"They would be?"
"Are you going to let me tell you or are you going to stand there yipping away like some know it all?" Inuyasha yelled.
Kagome rolled her eyes and sighed, but stood there quietly.
"One reason is because I use my legs to run as fast as I can, not my arms. If I did use my arms, it would break the wind and slow me down. If you haven't noticed, I lean into the wind. To use the full force of my legs. I have to throw my arms back. Understand?" Inuyasha was no longer angry, but in fact, was becoming very wrapped up in what he was saying.
"Yea." Kagome leaned in closer with awe.
"Well secondly and foremost, I throw my arms back to open up my chest wider. I take in much more air then if I didn't. It makes my lungs more free to take in wind."
"Oh so you mean, it opens up your wind pipe so you can take in more oxygen faster?" Kagome asked.
Inuyasha didn't know what 'oxygen' meant, but if Kagome said it then it must be a word.
"Sure." Inuyasha said.
"Wow, I never new that. You know, you're a surprising person Inuyasha."
"........."
"Who taught you how to run like that?" Kagome asked.
"Wel,l all dog demons run like that. My . . . . . . "Inuyasha's expression turned sad, and he trailed off.
"What is it?" Kagome asked.
". . . . .nothing." Inuyashas voice was pained.
"Inuyasha." Kagome asked sadly.
"KAGOME! INUYASHA!" Sango cried running up to them in her large deep Demon Seshoumaru voice. In her arms lay a sleeping Seshoumaru.
"What is it Sango? What's wrong?" Kagome asked.
"Is there a demon?" Inuyasha asked.
"Worse!" she screeched. "It's Kouga!"
Inuyasha immediately started walking toward the hut with a huge grin. Kagome and Sango came charging after him.
"He came bursting through the door of the hut. When we asked him why he was there he simply stated that he had smelled us run past where he had been searching for Naraku and he hadn't smelt Kagome or Inuyasha among us. He said he wants to know where that dog face has taken his Kagome!"
Sango, Kagome, and Inuyasha stopped behind a bush staring at Kaede's hut from the forest.
"He's been sitting in the hut for the past hour! He won't leave until he sees you Kagome!"
"Well." Kagome said standing up. "I'll just have to go and tell him then wont I?"
"Oh my sweet Kagome! Why are you wearing Inuyasha's clothing!? What did that ugly dog face do to you while I was away?"
Kagome's mouth dropped. Kouga was standing in front of Inuyasha clasping his hands in his. Inuyasha stood in equal shock also.
"Kouga!" Kagome screeched.
Kouga turned to her. "Shut up dog face! WHY IS KAGOME WEARING YOUR CLOTHING WHAT DID YOU DO TO HER YOU SICK DOG?"
Before Kagome could respond, Inuyasha slapped Kouga across the face. Kouga turned back to look at Inuyasha in shock his mouth open slightly.
"Kagome?" Kouga asked in horror "why?"
Inuyasha had his eyes closed with a wicked smile on. He crossed his arms in the famous Inuyasha style. Inuyasha opened his eyes to glare at Kouga evilly.
"Because I hate yo. . . . . ." but he never finished. Kagome clasped her hands over his mouth from behind him.
"Uh. . . . . . (Kagome didn't know what to do so she said the first thing that came to mind) . . . . . she's not well I'm afraid."
A cry of out rage erupted from Inuyasha; he looked up at her glaring.
"Yes she's very ill you see she has a spell on her and the spell makes her want to say rude things and hurt people very much!"
Inuyasha gave her a 'are you kidding me! That was the lamest thing I have ever heard' look and growled licking Kagomes hand.
Kouga's shocked face was put to ease as he gave them an "oh." Then he turned on Kagome.
"YOU STUPID IRRESPONSIBLE THICK HEADED IDIOT! DON'T YOU KNOW HOW TO TAKE CARE OF KAGOME FOR ONE SECOND?"
Kagome backed away releasing Inuyasha who glared at Kagome. Now she's gonna get a dose of 'KOUGA' for once. See how easy it is for her no to get into a fight with that crack licker!
Kagome wasn't going to stand for that! No she wasn't!
"Excuse you, but your jumping to conclusion! You don't even know what we were doing or why we were gone!" Kagome said defensively.
"EXACTLY SHIT FACE THAT'S WHY I'M GOING TO KICK YOUR ASS!"
'N no! That's not what I meant! Let me explain!" Kagome screamed. However, it was too late. Kouga landed a punch to Kagomes face that sent her flying through the air and into a tree.
"HA!" Kouga yelled in triumph, but his 'HA!' Was cut short as a small fist burst across his face with such force he staggered. He looked behind him ready to beat the punk who just slugged him. Again, he stared in shock at an angry Kagome or so he thought.
Inuyasha was pissed. Not because Kouga had hit his body, he hit Kagome in his body and that made him mad!
"You'll regret that Kouga!" Inuyasha said angry. "I won't forgive you." His voice was dark and evil, his glare satanic. Inuyasha walked away from him toward Kagome.
Kagomes vision was blurry; she shook her head to clear it. Kagome looked up to see Kouga again! She looked at him with horror.
"Get up and fight wimp!"
In the distance she could hear Inuyashas cry of outrage as he came closer to them.
Kagome looked up into his face teary eyed. Something told her to get up and fight back. It was so strong she could barley keep it down. Kouga picked her up by the neck of her clothing lifting her up off the ground. FIGHT HIM! The voice inside her screamed. Right! I need to defend myself I can't leave Inuyasha alone with Kouga! Kouga is going to kill me! Kagome didn't know how to fight but she did know one part of a boy that was very sensitive. The voice inside her told her that wasn't far play, but she responded with an 'I don't know anything else.' With that, she brought her knee to meet Kougas crouch. Unfortunately Kouga saw that coming and Kagome was once again knocked to the ground.
By this time, a furious Inuyasha had come into the scene with a look that could kill.
"KOUGA! STOP YOUR HURTING HER!" Inuyasha screamed desperately.
Kouga spun around. "Her?" he said smiling.
"YES HER! IT'S Kagome!" Inuyasha screamed. Then his eyes grew wide as he saw Kagome run up to Kouga while Inuyasha had him distracted. Kouga turned around just in time to see an angry Kagome in Inuyashas body coming at him with a clenched fist, screaming SANKON TESSOU! He jumped out of the way just in time, but she got his leg with one of her sparks.
Inuyasha starred in stunned awe. She actually did that attack? That attack an't easy. Then he smiled. She must really be pissed.
"YES, I'M KAGOME!" Kagome screamed throwing Kouga another punch, but missing.
"THERE I WAS TRYING TO MAKE IT EASY FOR YOU! TRYING TO LAY IT ON GENTLY! BUT NO! she swung at him again. He dodged. "THAT WAS TOO GOOD FOR YOU! YOU HAD TO PICK A FIGHT WITH ME!" Kagome was standing there facing Kouga furious.
"WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT DOG SHIT!?"
Kagome just looked angrier. "YOU'RE REALLY PUSHING IT MR.!" she shouted shaking her fist at him and eyeing Tetsusaiga.
"KOUGA! I'M INUYASHA THAT'S KAGOME! SO IF YOU'RE DONE FUCKING AROUND, STOP BEATING THE HELL OUT OF KAGOME!" Inuyasha screamed.
Kagome whiped her head around, "HE'S NOT BEATING THE HELL OUT OF ME! IT'S QUITE THE OPPOSITE!"
Kouga just looked at them both confused as hell.
"It's true!" Sango screamed. Trying to help. By now, the asleep fluff ball that was Sesshoumaru had woken up. He was extremely pissed off because he had been having a wonderful dream of being in his body once again. He had killed Inuyasha and every single one of Inuyashas friends, for some reason could use Tetsusaiga, and his left arm was back.
"You damned wolf! If I had my body back I'd kick your ass all the way back to that shit hole you call home!" Seshoumaru screamed jumping up and down in Sangos arms.
Inuyasha burst into squeals of laughter, while Kagome just stood their about to cry.
"Ah what he means to say is that I'm Sango and he is Sesshoumaru." Sango pleaded.
"Quite true but we should be inside discussing this in secret!" Miroku said approaching them all frantically, arms pinned to his chest holding down things that might move around a little too much.
"But your!" Kouga protested "she's Sango?!" he said pointing at Miroku.
"I know but please! Everyone hurry and get inside where no one can hear us! I'm afraid it may be too late!" Miroku pleaded.
"Someone will hear us!" Shipou cried running up to Inuyasha. "Inuyasha hurry! Kaede wants to talk to you and Kagome! Right away!"
"Whatever." Inuyasha then glared at Kouga, marched strait up to the now crying Kagome, and walked away with his arm around her shoulder.
"Oh Kouga . . . you too!" Shipou said not really caring.
"I'm fine!" Kagome shouted pushing him away, and wiping the one tear that had escaped her.
Inuyasha wanted to be in his body so much he could hardly stand it. He wanted so much to beat the crap out of Kouga, that he was burning. Pour Kagome! It was making him so frustrated he couldn't handle it anymore. Inuyasha ran as fast as he could into the forest ignoring everyone's protests including Kouga's. Once he was, alone he opened his mouth and screamed as loud and high pitched as he could. His poor comrades who had followed him were now clasping there ears in agony. Inuyasha took another deep breath and screamed again in full force for as long as he could. Then he screamed curse words.
"SON OF A BITCH! WHEN I FIND THE F-ING MOTHER F-ER WHO DID THIS TO US THAT BASTARD IS F-ING DEAD! F-CK YOU! F-CK ME! F-CK THE WORLD! DAMN YOU! YOU FU-ER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
With that, Inuyasha sighed, took a deep breath, and began to walk back to Kaede's hut.
"I feel better now." Inuyasha said to the others as he walked passed them smiling slightly. They all stood with there mouths dropped open in shock.
They had never thought it was possible for the sweet Kagome's perfect little figure and beautiful voice could create such a hideous sound.
LATER
There was nothing Kaede could do for them, so for 2 days they wondered around unsure of what to do. Kouga had stayed for one day, but had left saying he couldn't take the bickering anymore. He did vow however, that he would try to find a cure. It was upon that perticular day that Miroku was extremely bored and sought out Inuyasha for a little fun.
"Oh come on Inuyasha! You know you want to. I did it the first day!" Miroku said.
"You . . .you did!?" Inuyasha asked in horror.
"I don't mean to sound depressing, but we may be stuck in these bodies for the rest of our natural lives!" Miroku whispered in Inuyasha's ear.
"Your sick!"
"No! I'm practical. When a child is born, the very first thing it does is discover itself. . . . . . . . " Miroku stated half way.
"But Miroku I cant do that!"
Sigh "well suit yourself, but you know you'll have to look when you take a bath." Miroku turned and walked away leaving Inuyasha to his own devices.
"Miroku, that sick pervert! Actually suggesting that I! Sick little! Warped and twisted! Persuasive liar!" Inuyasha stopped, and sat down on the forest floor. I'll get my body back, I'm not staying in Kagomes forever. . . . ."I can't believe he even suggested that!". . . . . . Good thing I took my clothes back from Kagome or I may have. . . . . . . . "He wasn't serious was he?" . . . . . . . maybe I should? I mean it does make since. This is; after all the body, I'm stuck in if I'm not familiar with it then. . . ".NO! . . . . . I cant, I wont!"
80 feet away in another part of the woods. . . . . .
Ah gotta go pee again. "Hey Sango I'll catch up with you later ok?" Kagome said.
"All right I'll see you later then." Sango replied.
Kagome walked deeper into the forest to find a tree to piss on.
Here's a good one. Then she put on a funny face. Oh boy I never thought I'd have to go tree hunting before in my life! Kagome unzipped the new pants she had bought reached her hand down and looked up into the branches above her like she did every time she had to go pee. Sighing she began to daydream. I still can't believe I'm actually in Inuyashas body! I kept on expecting it to be a dream but . . . . . . . "Isn't that thing done yet?" She almost looked down, but caught herself just in time. Oh, boy that was a close one! . . . . . . . . . Still it should be done by now.
Back to Inuyasha 80 feet away . . . . . . . . .
"Maybe Miroku was right I am going to have to do it sooner or later, I mean I can't be in a body and not now what it looks like! It's not like I haven't on occasion accidently seen Kagome naked. . . . . ." Inuyasha was convincing himself, but decided against it. "That sick monk! I don't need to look! He's just trying to warp my mind!" Inuyasha stood up with his firewood in his hands.
Again, back to Kagome. . . . . . . . . . .
It's amazing, but if we don't get a cure soon. . . . She zipped her pants up. I don't know what's going to happen. . . . . . . . .
Then it came to her. Hit her like a ton of bricks. When was the last time? She thought furiously 2 weeks 3? She was becoming more frantic.
She began to run back to Kaede's hut. That's when she heard someone scream from 80 feet away from her. It was Inuyasha!
"KAGOME!"
'"NUYASHA? INUYASHA? WHERE ARE YOU?!!" (Why was Inuyasha screaming her name was he hurt?) Kagome ran as fast as she could which was fast. Abruptly she found her destination, it was Inuyasha of course.
"Inuyasha what's wrong? Are you ok?"
"Yeah I just needed you to carry this wood back to Kaede's hut for me." He said to her.
"WHAT! YOU MEAN YOU'RE NOT HURT?" Kagome asked mouth open with a curled lip.
"No."
"Unbelievable! I never cried wolf like that! Unbelievable! Unbelievable!" she began to walk away.
"Hey I'm in you're wimpy. . . . . . Cried wolf?"
"I don't even want to comprehend how stupid I am." Kagome said walking away. "Running to him like that."
"Kagome?"
"Like a fool!"
"Kagome?"
"See if I ever come running when he screams for me again. You just see!"
"KAGOME!" Inuyasha screamed as loud as he could in his high-pitched girly voice.
"THE LEAST YOU CAN DO IS TAKE THIS WOOD BACK FOR ME!"
Suddenly Kagome's horrible thought from earlier came back to her.
"Inuyasha listen! I just had a horrible thought!" Kagome yelled at him, approaching him drastically.
"Take the wood back Kagome!"
"Yes you've said that, but, what you've failed to do is listen to me!" Kagomes voice was rising.
"Kagome!"
"INUYASHA!"
"Kagome!"
"Fine!" Kagome snatched the wood from his hands in a furry. "Listen to me PLEASE!"
"I just had this thought, how long have I been in your body?" Kagome asked.
"Bout five days and six nights. Why?"
"Well....." Kagome blushed. "You know that special time of the month that all girls get?"
Inuyasha flinched then gasped. "Don't say it!"
"Well the thing is I cant remember when it was ......" Kagome blushed unable to go on.
"If I can remember correctly the last time you had your monthly was almost 2 and half weeks ago today so. . . . . . . ."
"WHAT!" Kagome screamed interrupting him. "That kind of stuff is private! How the hell do you know pervert!"
"SHUT UP IM TRYING TO THINK!"
"HOW?" Kagome insisted.
Inuyasha simply pointed to his nose.
Kagome felt her face heat up immediately. "You mean. . ... . You mean you know every time when it starts and everything!" Kagome was hiding her face horrified.
"Well actually its about 4 days before you start."
Her embarrassment was unreal!
"THAT DOESN'T MATTER!" he shouted at her. "What matters is that I ME have exactly 7 days to change back before I die!"
"You won't die!"
"Its as bad as death! No! WORSE!" Inuyasha ran for Kaede's hut as fast as he could screaming.
The shock had worn off and what Kagome had said had finally hit him.
"SEVEN DAYS BEFORE WE ALL DIE!"
Kagome followed him as they reached Kaede's hut Inuyasha burst through the door screaming.
"WHAT ARE YOU FOOLS JUST SITTING AROUND FOR? WE HAVE WORK TO DO!" He ran over to Miroku lifting him off the floor where he was sitting.
"WE HAVE SEVEN DAYS TO LIVE! SEVEN! AND THE WE ALL DIE! HURRY! SURLY SESHOUMARU KNOWS SOMEONE WITH WISDOM WHO COULD HELP US FREE OURSELVES OF THIS HELL?"
"Actually I find it quite the learning experience." Miroku said
"CUT THE BULLSHIT MIROKU WE ALL KNOW YOUR ONLY SAYING THAT BECAUSE YOU HAVE FREE ACCESS TO SANGO'S ASS!"
Miroku shut up.
"I DON'T THINK YOU PEOPLE ARE HEARING ME CORRECTLY WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE IN SEVEN DAYS!"
Kagome's body froze her eyes grew wide; it seemed as if the world was spinning. Suddenly she felt a tremendous pressure on her head, her hands and feet throbbed with pain. Kagome dropped to her knees gasping, but as soon as the pain had begun it ended.
"Whoa! What was that?" Kagome asked the air. She shook her head and saw Inuyasha in front of her on his knees. . . . . . . . .
Ha! A CLIFFY! I don't do that very often but I had to this time sorry! Did you people like how Kouga popped up? That's not the last of him so all you Kouga fans out there he's not gone yet!
Again, check out my other fan fic. called "Hiei's agonizing prodigy" if you wish. I now have two Ch. Posted.
Please read and review! Tell me what you like. You can also tell me any ideas you might have funny or not, I might put them in. Thanks to all my reviewers LOVE YA!
