Yea Yea Yea, I know I haven't updated but I am updating now so get off my back about it ((crystal)) I know you love mha story but there is no need to be pushy ((crystal)) But I wont mention any names and I still love you all (( CRYSTAL )) anyway this chapter is gonna be about a scene in the Great hall and the dormitory so knock yourself out (well... after you read the story) Okay? Here goes..

Chapter Two: Barbie Doll

Lisa and all of the other students (except first years) filed into the great hall.

Harry, Ron, Hermione were all chatting about their classes this year and their summers etc. etc.

Lisa and Oliver Wood were talking and laughing merrily in a corner.

" Oh Oliver, you're so funny!" Hermione heard Lisa and rolled her eyes.

" Somebody please shove a sock in her mouth. She is way too preppy and annoying." Hermione yawned. " besides that, I'm really tired. I don't need a headache from miss hiI'mSoPerkyHowAboutYou?"

" Don't be judgmental Hermione, You don't even know her yet. Maybe she is just misunderstood." Ron argued.

" Oh please Ron, you only like her because she's pretty."Hermione giggled.

Ron's cheeks burned. " That...Is a lie."

" So sue me. C'mon lets go eat." Hermione grabbed Ron's and Harry's arms and dragged them towards the Gryfindor table.

" I'm starving." Harry glanced at his watch " It's pretty late too."

The trio took their seats only to have Ginny, Oliver, Fred, George, and (of course) Lisa sit next to them.

Fred and George turned to Lisa.

" Hi I'm Fred and this here is George."

" No I'm Fred and you are George."

" No you must be confused. You're George and I'm George."

" But I thought you were Fred."

" No, Fred I am George."

" No I am George."

" That's what I said George."

Lisa just stared at the twins with a confused look on her face. " okay then... Hi Gred Hi Forge. I am Lisa Smith."

" No seriously now, I am Fred and this is George." Fred said with a big grin.

Lisa laughed. " I've heard some not-so-good-things about you guys from your sister.

"Ginny?" George asked with a puzzled look on his face.

" No, Ron. Yes of course Ginny you idiots." Lisa laughed along with the twins.

" No really, what did she say.?" Fred asked curiously.

" She told me all about that one time you two put make-up on and danced around in underwear." Lisa said mischievously.

Fred and George looked horrified.

" That little rat, she swore she would never-"

Lisa burst out in hysterical laughter. " You idiots, she never said that I was just joking, but now that I have a confession..."

She stopped speaking because all of the short first years filed into the great hall looking scared.

One by one they were sorted into their houses.

After the last student was seated Professor McGonagall stood up once again.

" As some of you may already be aware, we have a new fourth year student with us this year. Lisa Smith if you could stand and come to the front of the room please?"

Lisa gulped, stood, and strode gracefully to the front of the hall.

McGonagall motioned for her to have a seat on the stool used to sort first years.

Lisa sat down and the old hat was placed atop her head.

It opened it's brim wide and announced-

CLIFFIE! Lol well I am sooper tired so I'm gonna go to bed goodnight and thanks for reading but please find it in that cold black heart of yours to review. Thanks bunches.

Mrs.Fluffy