Ranma/ Jet Set Radio
'Styl'n'
Oooooooh no, now! Looks like the Blue Thunders got sent to pack'n with their haughty tails between their legs! Hey yo, how does it feel to be marked by the Nerima Wrecking Crew? Wear that decal loud and proud! Ha ha haaaaaa!
Yo, speaking of loud, looks like the Blue Thunders aren't the only ones screaming for attention! You remember that phat and chill'n battle at Kolholz. Dig it, I knew ya would! Well, it seeeeems that approximately one half of da LOOOOOSSSEEERRRRSSSS... ahem, excuse me, that was down right immature of me...
Dig this, one THIRD of da LOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSEEEEEERRRRSSSSS... there, that's hype... The klepto portion of the Golden pair (which a slightly, heh heh... tarnished shine) decided to roust up some help gather'n the cuteness of Nerima. They may be sugar shock terrors, but don't let the 'Cutey Chasers' fool with you! They got some seeeeerrrrrious skillz when it comes to tha wheels on the asphalt!
Seems that Lil' Azusa is le' fille' with the plan. My suggestion to the Nerima Wrecking Crew would be to remove those nausiatingly cute bows she's laying out on whatever catches her fancy, before her cohorts can come retrieve the goods, and deliver them back to her estate. I'll, heh, leave you to decide what to do with them...
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Akane skated furiously after Azusa, but, much to her chagrin, found them evenly matched for speed.
"GIVE IT BACK YOU LITTLE FREAK!"
The leader turned around and stuck her tongue out at her pursuer, "Azusa never give up her little D' Artanion! Now go away!"
"Hey, Sugar, problem?" Ukyo skated up to the side of Akane.
Shampoo dropped down from the sky on the other side of the youngest Tendou, "Yeah, why is you chasing too, too annoying girl?"
Akane merely pointed to the indian cigar statue with a pink bow on its head that Azusa was carrying.
"Oh, she ripped that off from somewhere, huh?" Ukyo commented.
"Shampoo impressed, she skate faster than three of us, while carrying ugly thing..."
"D'ARTANION'S NOT UGLY!" Azusa's eyes caught something, causing her to immidiately change direction, "OOOH! So CUTE! RAYMOND, RAYMOND!"
"What she doing?"
Ukyo shrugged in response to Shampoo, "No idea there, but I don't think she'll be able to carry whatever it is that's got her attention and that weird thing she already has."
Ukyo would be correct in that assumption. Of course, that wasn't the ultra cutesy skater's plan. Azusa stopped in front of a road sign, and slapped a pink bow onto it, before taking off.
The three female members of the Nerima Wrecking Crew stopped at the sign. "What's that all about?"
Akane shook her head, before looking around a bit apprehensively, "but from the looks of things, it's something we better find out about..." The other two girls looked around, and suddenly noticed what had caught Akane's attention.
Pink bows, everywhere, on anything that may catch Azusa's fancy. When the answer wasn't verbally forthcoming, five girls, all dressed in frilly ultra-cute outfits, skated in from five different directions.
"CUTEY CHASERS! GET ALL OF IT!" the leader of the fledging gang commanded.
Akane, Shampoo, and Ukyo all looked at each other in realization.
"On our turf, no less," Ukyo stated darkly.
"Is too, too great insult, we stop them, yes?"
"That's a definite yes," Akane affirmed. With that, the three girls took off in three different directions, each picking their first target...
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Ukyo caught the first girl in her sights, trying to heist a phone from a telephone booth.
"Hold up, missy, we're gonna have to return that to where it belongs..."
"It belongs to Azusa-chan!" the girl shouted, leaping onto a guardrail along a sidewalk, and skidding down it. She then hopped onto the roof of a Subway tunnel descent, and then onto the side of a nearby building. Ukyo followed without problem.
"Like that's gonna get rid of me, you're gonna have to try harder than that, Sugar..."
"I hope you're not afraid of heights," The girl stated with a dark grin, before suddenly dropping straight down from the edge of a building. Ukyo rolled her eyes, as she got to the edge, and saw the girl bouncing off of a tarp, and back to street level.
"Weak," Ukyo mumbled, as she straight leapt towards the next buiding at a downward angle. She braced against its wall, and bounded off of it, and against another building that was on the same side of the street the other one was. She riccochet off of it like a rabid ping-pong ball, crossing just in front of the her target's path. "Yoink!"
It took a few seconds for the other girl to realize her load was lighter, "HEY!"
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Akane was barely staying on the tail of her target, which was carrying an angry monkey that belonged to a street vender. Fortunately, regardless of how many twists and turns the Cutey Chaser took, the screeches of the monkey made it easier for Akane to follow.
The raven haired girl noted the location, and smiled to herself. The alleyway only had so many various exits, and she knew where they all lead to. Akane veered off down one turn, as the other girl kept going in the direction she was. Akane weaved in and out of the obstacles littering her passage, but she managed to make it to where she wanted to be just in time. Akane sped down the alley that intersected the one her advisary was barrelling down, and as she passed by, she paused briefly to knock on a door.
"Hello?" A chef of the restaurant of which Akane knocked on the back door of called out, just a moment before he felt something heavy slam into the door he just opened.
"Hey, Pierre," Akane greeted, skating up to the stunned girl and chef, idly picking the screeching monkey from the Cutey Chaser's hands, before she collapsed, "What's on the special today?"
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Shampoo followed her opponent in a rail grind, and then dropped down to street level. They both ducked under a pole used to chain bikes up to. The Amazon dogged the other girl's tail, almost simultaniously pivoting on a turn in order to stay on her tail. On their second turn, Shampoo purposely skidded, bracing her foot for a leap. She launched into the air, and landed on an entrance awning. She rebounded into the air, doing a graceful somersault...
The Cutey Chaser heisting the clockman diamond wondered when the clouds came in, blocking out the sun directly above her...
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The three girls continued to best their opponents, unfortunately, the Cutey Chasers wouldn't stay down. At the moment, they were allowed a pause to regroup.
"They just won't quit!" Akane stated in panting exasperation, "They're more tenatious than Ranma with a mad-on!"
"Yes, is too, too many targets for them to grab!" Shampoo stated with her own exasperation, "Know never where to strike next!"
Ukyo mused over that notion, before she got a sly grin, "So whaddya say? How about we remove the targets?" Both Shampoo and Akane caught on, looking at each other with grins.
Akane then realized something, "Wait a minute, there must be hundreds of them! What are we going to do with all those bows?"
Shampoo interjected, "Shampoo know! How bout we get rid of too, too much eyesore?"
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Azusa set her dear D' Artanion down in the spot she had resided for it in her room, "Oh! You look so perfect, D' Artanion! Just wait until D' Artanion's cute friends arrive!"
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Shampoo braced her hand upon the Cutey Chaser's head, and vaulted off in a somersault. Immidiately, the girl noticed that the cute bow was missing from her item, and quickly went to return the item which obviously wasn't what she was supposed to take.
Each of the Cutey Chasers started noticing the bows making the items were getting scarce, and concluded they were doing their jobs well.
Ukyo and Shampoo arrived in Nerima Park, right where Akane was standing next to a large pink bow covered mound with a bright smile, "So, Pierre's special today is spinich and artichoke pizza. Anyone else hungry?"
"Sounds like a victory party to me!" Ukyo chimed in.
"Pierre cook too, too, good," Shampoo added, "Shampoo in! Akane buying?" Akane gave a nervous grin, as a slight trickle of sweat dropped down her temple.
"Ah... sure... How about we keep this a girl's night out?"
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HA HA HAAAAAA!
Well, you could never accuse the Cutey Chasers of being too bright! They may be formiddable when it comes to the blades, but their reasoning capabilities more than lack up for it!
As for Azusa... Well, she got what she deserved, a big fat...
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"IT'S NOT CUTE!!!" Asuza screamed, staring at the smiling eyesore sitting in the middle of her room. It had taken her a while to remove all the bows, but once she did, she wasn't very happy about her discovery.
The Cutey Chasers stood, chastized and chagrinned, only giving withering glances to the massive bust of Koucho Kuno that once resided in the center of Nerima Park.
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Well, I guess it's okay for Professa K to say, that the Cutey Chasers will be away for a while... Hey, that rhymed! check it! Professa K's dope flowing skillz!
'Styl'n'
Oooooooh no, now! Looks like the Blue Thunders got sent to pack'n with their haughty tails between their legs! Hey yo, how does it feel to be marked by the Nerima Wrecking Crew? Wear that decal loud and proud! Ha ha haaaaaa!
Yo, speaking of loud, looks like the Blue Thunders aren't the only ones screaming for attention! You remember that phat and chill'n battle at Kolholz. Dig it, I knew ya would! Well, it seeeeems that approximately one half of da LOOOOOSSSEEERRRRSSSS... ahem, excuse me, that was down right immature of me...
Dig this, one THIRD of da LOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSEEEEEERRRRSSSSS... there, that's hype... The klepto portion of the Golden pair (which a slightly, heh heh... tarnished shine) decided to roust up some help gather'n the cuteness of Nerima. They may be sugar shock terrors, but don't let the 'Cutey Chasers' fool with you! They got some seeeeerrrrrious skillz when it comes to tha wheels on the asphalt!
Seems that Lil' Azusa is le' fille' with the plan. My suggestion to the Nerima Wrecking Crew would be to remove those nausiatingly cute bows she's laying out on whatever catches her fancy, before her cohorts can come retrieve the goods, and deliver them back to her estate. I'll, heh, leave you to decide what to do with them...
_________________________
Akane skated furiously after Azusa, but, much to her chagrin, found them evenly matched for speed.
"GIVE IT BACK YOU LITTLE FREAK!"
The leader turned around and stuck her tongue out at her pursuer, "Azusa never give up her little D' Artanion! Now go away!"
"Hey, Sugar, problem?" Ukyo skated up to the side of Akane.
Shampoo dropped down from the sky on the other side of the youngest Tendou, "Yeah, why is you chasing too, too annoying girl?"
Akane merely pointed to the indian cigar statue with a pink bow on its head that Azusa was carrying.
"Oh, she ripped that off from somewhere, huh?" Ukyo commented.
"Shampoo impressed, she skate faster than three of us, while carrying ugly thing..."
"D'ARTANION'S NOT UGLY!" Azusa's eyes caught something, causing her to immidiately change direction, "OOOH! So CUTE! RAYMOND, RAYMOND!"
"What she doing?"
Ukyo shrugged in response to Shampoo, "No idea there, but I don't think she'll be able to carry whatever it is that's got her attention and that weird thing she already has."
Ukyo would be correct in that assumption. Of course, that wasn't the ultra cutesy skater's plan. Azusa stopped in front of a road sign, and slapped a pink bow onto it, before taking off.
The three female members of the Nerima Wrecking Crew stopped at the sign. "What's that all about?"
Akane shook her head, before looking around a bit apprehensively, "but from the looks of things, it's something we better find out about..." The other two girls looked around, and suddenly noticed what had caught Akane's attention.
Pink bows, everywhere, on anything that may catch Azusa's fancy. When the answer wasn't verbally forthcoming, five girls, all dressed in frilly ultra-cute outfits, skated in from five different directions.
"CUTEY CHASERS! GET ALL OF IT!" the leader of the fledging gang commanded.
Akane, Shampoo, and Ukyo all looked at each other in realization.
"On our turf, no less," Ukyo stated darkly.
"Is too, too great insult, we stop them, yes?"
"That's a definite yes," Akane affirmed. With that, the three girls took off in three different directions, each picking their first target...
_________________________
Ukyo caught the first girl in her sights, trying to heist a phone from a telephone booth.
"Hold up, missy, we're gonna have to return that to where it belongs..."
"It belongs to Azusa-chan!" the girl shouted, leaping onto a guardrail along a sidewalk, and skidding down it. She then hopped onto the roof of a Subway tunnel descent, and then onto the side of a nearby building. Ukyo followed without problem.
"Like that's gonna get rid of me, you're gonna have to try harder than that, Sugar..."
"I hope you're not afraid of heights," The girl stated with a dark grin, before suddenly dropping straight down from the edge of a building. Ukyo rolled her eyes, as she got to the edge, and saw the girl bouncing off of a tarp, and back to street level.
"Weak," Ukyo mumbled, as she straight leapt towards the next buiding at a downward angle. She braced against its wall, and bounded off of it, and against another building that was on the same side of the street the other one was. She riccochet off of it like a rabid ping-pong ball, crossing just in front of the her target's path. "Yoink!"
It took a few seconds for the other girl to realize her load was lighter, "HEY!"
_________________________
Akane was barely staying on the tail of her target, which was carrying an angry monkey that belonged to a street vender. Fortunately, regardless of how many twists and turns the Cutey Chaser took, the screeches of the monkey made it easier for Akane to follow.
The raven haired girl noted the location, and smiled to herself. The alleyway only had so many various exits, and she knew where they all lead to. Akane veered off down one turn, as the other girl kept going in the direction she was. Akane weaved in and out of the obstacles littering her passage, but she managed to make it to where she wanted to be just in time. Akane sped down the alley that intersected the one her advisary was barrelling down, and as she passed by, she paused briefly to knock on a door.
"Hello?" A chef of the restaurant of which Akane knocked on the back door of called out, just a moment before he felt something heavy slam into the door he just opened.
"Hey, Pierre," Akane greeted, skating up to the stunned girl and chef, idly picking the screeching monkey from the Cutey Chaser's hands, before she collapsed, "What's on the special today?"
_________________________
Shampoo followed her opponent in a rail grind, and then dropped down to street level. They both ducked under a pole used to chain bikes up to. The Amazon dogged the other girl's tail, almost simultaniously pivoting on a turn in order to stay on her tail. On their second turn, Shampoo purposely skidded, bracing her foot for a leap. She launched into the air, and landed on an entrance awning. She rebounded into the air, doing a graceful somersault...
The Cutey Chaser heisting the clockman diamond wondered when the clouds came in, blocking out the sun directly above her...
_________________________
The three girls continued to best their opponents, unfortunately, the Cutey Chasers wouldn't stay down. At the moment, they were allowed a pause to regroup.
"They just won't quit!" Akane stated in panting exasperation, "They're more tenatious than Ranma with a mad-on!"
"Yes, is too, too many targets for them to grab!" Shampoo stated with her own exasperation, "Know never where to strike next!"
Ukyo mused over that notion, before she got a sly grin, "So whaddya say? How about we remove the targets?" Both Shampoo and Akane caught on, looking at each other with grins.
Akane then realized something, "Wait a minute, there must be hundreds of them! What are we going to do with all those bows?"
Shampoo interjected, "Shampoo know! How bout we get rid of too, too much eyesore?"
_________________________
Azusa set her dear D' Artanion down in the spot she had resided for it in her room, "Oh! You look so perfect, D' Artanion! Just wait until D' Artanion's cute friends arrive!"
_________________________
Shampoo braced her hand upon the Cutey Chaser's head, and vaulted off in a somersault. Immidiately, the girl noticed that the cute bow was missing from her item, and quickly went to return the item which obviously wasn't what she was supposed to take.
Each of the Cutey Chasers started noticing the bows making the items were getting scarce, and concluded they were doing their jobs well.
Ukyo and Shampoo arrived in Nerima Park, right where Akane was standing next to a large pink bow covered mound with a bright smile, "So, Pierre's special today is spinich and artichoke pizza. Anyone else hungry?"
"Sounds like a victory party to me!" Ukyo chimed in.
"Pierre cook too, too, good," Shampoo added, "Shampoo in! Akane buying?" Akane gave a nervous grin, as a slight trickle of sweat dropped down her temple.
"Ah... sure... How about we keep this a girl's night out?"
_________________________
HA HA HAAAAAA!
Well, you could never accuse the Cutey Chasers of being too bright! They may be formiddable when it comes to the blades, but their reasoning capabilities more than lack up for it!
As for Azusa... Well, she got what she deserved, a big fat...
_________________________
"IT'S NOT CUTE!!!" Asuza screamed, staring at the smiling eyesore sitting in the middle of her room. It had taken her a while to remove all the bows, but once she did, she wasn't very happy about her discovery.
The Cutey Chasers stood, chastized and chagrinned, only giving withering glances to the massive bust of Koucho Kuno that once resided in the center of Nerima Park.
_________________________
Well, I guess it's okay for Professa K to say, that the Cutey Chasers will be away for a while... Hey, that rhymed! check it! Professa K's dope flowing skillz!
