Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto but Sanasa and Zero are mine.

Summary: R&R please. What if Naruto showed up as a Ninja of Hidden Air Village? What would the villagers think about it? How will they react to the new Naruto? The Naruto that wasn't so happy and annoying? Again one of those Leavetrainback to Konoha stories

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Arnoldstrife- why not? For all you and I know, I may not really be 10.

:Seeing an Illusion:

:Streets of Konoha:

" So…. Where are we going?" Sanasa said.

" I dunno maybe we can go to the ninja academy and scare little kids until they pee their pants!" Zero suggested.

" RAMEN! RAMEN!" Naruto shouted. It was true that he wasn't a ramen-obsessed freak anymore but on some occasions he would go crazy and eat as much as he could. In Air Village there wasn't a single shop that sold Ramen. But when they traveled to Sand Village and Cloud Village, they always left with their wallets empty.

" Fine, ramen. But you're paying for it." Sanasa said.

" YAY! RAMEN!" Naruto joyously shouted.

You see, these three members of the air team are suppose to be cold and indifferent to everyone. But one thing that they hold in common is that they always stick-up for each other. They act coldly because if they acted welcomingly to other people, other people would figure out their weaknesses and try to kill them.

:Ramen Place:

Naruto was finishing his 6 bowl as he listened to the current events that had happened in Konoha when he had left.

Even though almost all of Konoha wanted Naruto dead, there were some that treated him like a friend. Right now the Ino-Shika-Cho team was helping him. Ino, Shikamaru's, and Choji's dads were all on his side. Ino's dad because he had a strange sense of justice, Shikamaru's dad because he had figured that Naruto was just a innocent boy with his I.Q., Choji's dad because Naruto had given him 10 bags of chips. ( yes…naruto bribed him)

" Then Sakura ……, then sasuke…." Ino babbled.

" hey ino." Naruto said trying to get Ino's attention.

" What?"

" Is Sakura and you still Sasuke obsessed?" Naruto meekly asked, scared that Ino might do something to hurt him.

" I'm not but Sakura is. She sleeps outside his door everyday. All she can talk about is him." Ino huffed. " besides, I'M with Shikamaru."

" Really? Oh Shikamaru you lucky dog!" Naruto teased.

" I know….man girls are troublesome." Shikamaru said then he mumbled the last part.

" Oh well, thanks for filling me in. And Shikamaru do you think that Sakura will attack me? Because she tried to do it after we came out of the hokage's office"

" Hm… looking at the situation now… Sakura may be enough Sasuke obsessed to kill a whole army for him. She's way to desperate now. If she tries to you either have to make her lose consciousness or kill her." Shikamaru replied. The whole Inoshikacho team hated Sakura. They all thought that she was a bitch.

" Thanks….I think"

:At an apartment:

" So guys, this is where we're gonna live." Sanasa said looking around at the apartment.

The apartment was dirty and unkept. The place reeked of rotten things. Most likely something died in there.

" Dudes, I know there were no more apartments but did we have to get this one?" Sanasa said while wrinkling her nose at the smell.

" This one was the safest. No one lives around here so they won't feel the effects of the seal we're going to put around the door so no one can get in while we're gone." Zero explained.

" Whatever. What I'm scared about is that the villagers might come and try to murder us tonight. The Hokage DID tell everyone that we were here. Luckily, no one knows that we live here."Naruto voiced his thoughts.

" The lady at the front desk hates us too you know. She almost was going to call the guards when we came. Only the paper that the Hokage wrote permitting us the right to be there allowed her to let us in. And she still thinks were dangerous."

" This sucks………"

" Well, I'm ready to sleep how about you?" Naruto said while yawning

Naruto was met with silence

" Well are you?"

Then he heard the sound of snores from Zero and breathing from Sanasa

" Hey! Not fair!"

: The next morning…:

" WAKE UP!" Naruto shouted right near the two sleepers ears.

" What the f23&?" Zero shouted

" WAKE UP! WE'RE GONNA BE LATE!" Naruto shouted back

" Late for what?" Sanasa said while slowly waking up from her sleep

"uh…I forgot'

" THEN LET US SLEEP YOU IDIOT!" Sanasa shouted. Hey, Who wouldn't be mad at him for that? No sleep stunts our height.

:2 hours later:

The shouting of the villagers were heard once the air team stepped out of the door. So Zero had said right, the villagers HAD been trying to break into their apartment last night. Like Zero said though, there was a seal around the door. That seal allowed no sound to be heard in the apartment so the air team slept well. Many of the villagers were asleep on the floor. Tired from their efforts of breaking in.

" Serves them right" Sanasa said as she threw some of the bodies out of the apartment house. " They shouldn't have tried to break in. You know what Naruto? I think they still think that you're stupid."

" We'll prove them wrong once they see themselves laying on the shore of the yellow river ( it's a river in china if you don't know). "Sanasa said while throwing even more bodies out.

" Hey naruto! Look over here!" Zero shouted.

When Naruto and Sanasa went over to Zero they saw Sakura laying on the floor. On her chest was a piece of plastic that read 'leader'.

" She was the one that organized this probably."

" Oh Sakura how could you?" Naruto sacastically said while he dropped to the floor clutching his chest.

"I wonder how many more times until they finally realize that we know that they're doing this and we can kill them."