Disclaimer- I do not own Pokemon, Yu-Yu-Hakusho, Rurouni Kenshin, any of the Final Fantasy's, Harry Potter, Princess Mononoke, Dragonball Z, any of the Tekken's, or any other anime/games/books I have in this story. I do however, own the OC's which are not many.

This story is dedicated to the late Rick Powell, who was my 7th grade Ela teacher. It is because of him that I was inspired to write for the heck of it and to have fun with my writing.

Ch. 3- Bizarre Teachers

The class didn't go silent because the teacher was intimidating or anything, far from it, it was the fact that at the exact moment she had walked in, every student had grabbed their heads in severe pain, it felt almost like their heads were going to explode!

"My head feels like it's going to explode!" murmured Kenshin Himura from the back of the room.

"Ditto," answered Ash, "I think I have a migraine!"

Several of the other students had proceeded to slam their heads against the wall in a futile attempt to ease the pain.

At seeing this, the teacher smirked almost evilly, and said, in a very high-pitched, nails on a chalkboard like voice,

"Good Morning class!" This statement was met by several cringing faces.

The faces were cringing due to the fact that, as is common when one has a migraine, every sound that is made, is seemingly intensified by about ten thousand decibels, which is believe me, very loud. And not to mention painful when the sound is nearly a high as a dog whistle.

"Well let's try that again," clearing her throat, the teacher repeated herself, "GOOD MORNING CLASS!"

After this shouted comment, it seemed that all the students had taken to banging their heads against their desk in complete desperation.

However they did manage to respond, if not as one, then as several pain filled voices, "Good Morning!"

"Much better, now my name is Ms. Migraine and I'm hoping that you all are ready to learn."

Misty stared at her now dented desk and knew that this would be one long year.

Next, was Ela, well for some of them at least. Ash and Misty, along with Harry, Ron, Misao, San, and Rinoa were just a few of the G/T students in Llewop's class.

"So anybody ever have any idea what this Llewop'll be like?" asked Kurama as the group made their way toward the staircase leading to the Ela hallway.

"No, but Brock said he was one of the best teachers that he ever had and if Brock says that a teacher is awesome, the teacher is either an incredibly attractive young female or they really are that good. And I'm sure we can dismiss the first reason." replied Ash while looking at the room numbers on the doors, finally finding the right one, he opened it and motioned for the others to follow him.

The classroom they entered was standard size, or what looked like standard size to students, and was decorated from corner to corner with different quotes from different people and what areas of literature and what books were in those areas.

"Good Morning students," said a deep, jolly, almost Santa Claus like voice from behind the desk in the very corner of the room.

The man sitting in the large leather chair that accompanied the desk was almost Santa Claus like himself.

He had short, dark blonde hair with startlingly blue eyes that Ash and the rest of the group had no trouble seeing from anywhere in the classroom. He had a dark blonde mustache that only added to the fact that he might be mistaken for Santa. He was also a plump man, plump and tall so there was no real way to tell which would dominate. He wore a light blue button shirt and dark blue slacks and to finish off his outfit, he wore black dress shoes.

"Good Morning Mr. Llewop!" the class replied enthusiastically and partially afraid that another migraine would come if they didn't reply.

"It's nice to see some new faces this year. It was getting pretty annoying seeing the same ones over and over." he said, sending a wink towards Kenshin who in response giggled slightly.

"And thank goodness Hworang isn't here…" as Mr. Llewop was about to finish his statement, the door opened and in strutted Hworang Doo-San.

With shockingly bright orange/red hair, vibrant blue eyes, and a well toned, tan body, he was definitely a spectacle.

"Well, I guess you can't win 'em all." sighed Llewop dejectedly.

"And I'm really happy to see you too." retorted Hworang sarcasm dripping off of every syllable.

This comment earned a slap on the arm from Julia Chang as she pulled him down into his seat at the desk across from her.

"Well, I really hope that you all are ready to write, because, this being your last year in high school, one of your main exams will be to write a story from a random statement. Such as, 'Your in a mall on Valentine's Day.'"

"What are they trying to do? Fail us all!" whined a freaked out Sora.

"Not to worry, you won't fail the writing portion, I'll help you all there." smiled Mr. Llewop broadly.

Kurama breathed a sigh of relief, maybe this year wouldn't be so bad after all. Even with Ms. Migraine as a teacher.

Sitting in 5th period however, was changing Rikku's opinion on this school year for the worse.

This teacher was short, had white hair, what was left anyway, wore a button up white shirt, black slacks, had black eyes hidden behind large rimmed spectacles, and was wielding a bullwhip! Not to mention he was verbally abusing one of the school idiots who already had a hard enough time remembering which school he went to.

"NO! This is unacceptable! I will not tolerate this!" shouted the 4'5" Mr. Shu, bonking Kuwabara over the head with the bullwhip. "You should know what happened on March 1st, 1818 in the world! Idiot boy!"

As Shu was walking away, Kuwabara muttered, "Short old fart."

"I want all of you in this class to be able to tell me the precise date, month, and year the first man walked the Earth, etc.! You all will be perfect!"

Ashitaka sighed, what in the godforsaken world had he done to deserve this?

"RING!" rang the bell, signaling the end of social studies and the beginning of the lunch period.

"There is a god!" cried Zell as he ran to his locker to open it.

"Amen to that chicken-wuss!" taunted Seifer from across the hall.

"Shut up Zell," cooed Selphie standing on her tippy toes and kissing him on the cheek, "he's just jealous." With that, Zell grabbed Selphie's hand and together they set off toward the cafeteria.

As Squall closed his locker, he let out a frustrated sigh, a laid his forehead against the cool metal.

"You alright Squall?" said an angelic voice to his right.

Looking over, Squall saw Rinoa smiling at him and said smirking, "Nah, my day has just been made."

With that, he turned and pulled Rinoa closer to him, and kissed her lips.

They were soft and full, and he loved every minute of it. After a few minutes, they realized that they were the only ones left in the hallway and quickly took their leave.

Even though there were a lot of couples in the cafeteria, they still split up, boys to some tables, girls to the others. While not the case with all of the tables, it was the case at Yusuke's table.

"WHAT DID YOU SAY? I CAN'T HEAR A DAMN THING OVER ALL THE DAMN NOISE!" shouted Soujiro over all the shouting going on in the cafeteria.

"I said, I wish I could go out with her." repeated Ashitaka.

"Who? Mononoke? Why don't you just go over there and ask her?" asked Ash.

"Have you seen what happens to any guy who goes within a two foot radius of her?" replied Ashitaka. "Her brothers come from nowhere and beat the crap out of them!"

"And you say I'm a sissy!" said Ash to Soujiro.

"Yes I do," responded Soujiro, "but Ashitaka you have to ask her out this year, you've been wanting to since when, elementary?"

"Shut up!" said Ashitaka sharply, ripping a piece of meat off of his burger.

Next was Science with Mr. Snape.

Trying to find this class was like trying to find a piece of hay in a stack of needles that have all been painted hay colored. It wasn't in the science wing of the school and Harry and co. were having one hell of a bad time trying to find it.

"Where in the bloody hell is this class!" shouted an exasperated Hermione from the back of the group.

"I don't know, we've checked everywhere except, but, no! You don't think the classroom's in the basement, do you?" Botan asked hopefully.

"Only one way to find out," said Jin Kazama as they descended the stairs to the bottom floor.

Six flights of stairs down later….

"Why.. in the.. hell, would someone… put a classroom….. all the way down here!" panted Riku in between short ragged breaths.

"No…bloody…idea." responded Ron also struggling for air.

"Hm, one, two, three, four, well let's just make it six detentions for being extremely tardy then shall we." said an oily voice from an open door at the bottom of the stairs.

If the voice had been oily, the face was even worse. Long pointed nose, pitiless black eyes, and what appeared to be a long black lab coat.

"Please come in and join us." said Snape sneeringly.

'Well, there goes my hope for an easy year.' thought Tidus sadly.

On to 8th period, which to everyone's relief, was their elective period.

For Ash, Misty, San, Ashitaka, Yuna, Tidus, and many other students, the elective was choir.

"Rennat, Notrom, and Selleugra. Sheesh, and I thought that Llewop was an odd name!" said Tidus with a snort.

All in all, their main objective was to learn their music, go to competition, get into the district, region, area, and state choirs, and learn to read music well.

"And at the end of the year there is a choir/band/orchestra party at the amusement park!" said Mr. Selleugra a bit overenthusiastically.

'Thank god I didn't go into tech.' thought Ashitaka as he left the classroom with the others after the bell.

"I think I'm gonna die!" moaned Yusuke as he fell to the floor after running his twentieth hundred yard sprint. Instead of dying however, Yusuke struggled to his feet, went to the fence, and threw up his lunch.

"Wow," he said to no one in particular, "it really doesn't look the same as when it goes in."

"Hah, looks like we von't have a very good vootball team dis year T." said the over buff coach Swarzenegger.

"Huh, I pity the fool who shows up next week and can't take a few simple sprints!" said coach T.

"Okay everybody, zis period is almost over, so go in and change!" shouted Swarzenegger.

"There is a god!" shouted Steve thankfully.

When he looked back on it, Ash couldn't exactly figure out why in the hell he had signed up for home ec.

It was completely pointless, unless you planned to be a housewife all of your life.

"Well class, it sooo good to see you all here safe and sound!" gushed the gay fountain that was Mr. Lowell. "I was afraid that those mean old coaches of ours would have sent at least half of you to the nurse."

"This guy is a queer." whispered Karou to Yukina who then went into an uncontrollable fit of laughter.

"Good to see you all are in such good moods." Mr. Lowell said queerly.

'Why do I have to be in this classroom?' thought Hiei.

The last period was only fifteen minutes long, however, advisory is in no way short with Ms. Migraine.

If you listened carefully from the end of the hall, you might've been able to hear the slamming of heads on desks.

When they got home, Mrs. Ketchum asked, "So how was your day guys?" She figured it went well considering the fact that the only thing Ash did was walk into a wall he did not see because of the migraine he had.

"Guess this means it's going to be another long year." laughed Mrs. Ketchum softly to herself.

There's chapter 3. Chapter 4 should be up soon with five coming up after that. Thank you those who reviewed! R&R!