A is for Ayesha who inhaled some catnip.

B is for Baguette… which Count Philippe unfortunately was unable to digest.

C is for Carlotta who forgot where the air goes after you suck it in.

D is for Darius who just kinda faded into the background.

E is for Erik who finally got shot one on of his nighttime spyings.

F is for Firmin who fell out of his box.

G is for Giry, who impaled her foot with her cane.

H is for Has been, which was what Raoul prematurely became… literally.

I is for Il Muto, which was Meg's last performance with the flammable sheep.

J is for Jammes who slipped on that toe chalk and split her head open on the railing.

K is for "'Kay I got the message from the hitman, he's gonna go hijack the carriage and slay the fop now."

L is for Little Lotte who got lost in the graveyard… forever.

M is for Moncharmin who fell backwards in his chair.

N is for Narcotic, and Christine never woke up.

O is for O.G. who got a rather deep papercut and bled a little too much.

P is for Piangi who got stuck behind a set.

Q is for Quail, which Carlotta's hansom nearly hit before it swerved off the bridge and into the Loire River.

R is for Raoul whose ascot was tied quite too tightly around his neck.

S is for Sorelli who saw Erik and jumped off a balcony, thinking there was something other than concrete underneath.

T is for Tampered with, which a chipmunk had done to the ropes before Buquet decided to swing on them.

U is for Ubaldo who walked underneath Notre Dame precisely when a child decided to throw a penny off for good luck.

V is for Vicomte who unfortunately got caught in an accidental booby trap.

W is for Webber who keeled over from a massive heart attack and was finally outdone by Maxwell Sheffield.

X is for Xanthium which was found lodged in Reyer's throat.

Y is for Yetti, which was what was scientifically proven to have sneak-attacked Raoul in the middle of the night.

Z is for Zoo, which incidentally lost all the locks to the cages and let every animal out… onto the poor strolling viscount.