Chapter one:

What is my task?

Life is not what it seems here on earth as we have all been fooled by a some what smarter life form. You may think that you have no purpose or you may be asking your self one of these questions that no one can answer. Such questions are "why are we here?", "what is my purpose?", "what is the meaning of life" and so on. To tell you the truth, which I plan to do you could ask your self these questions until the cows come home. This is a particularly long time if you do not have any cows. Another way you could go about finding the answers to these questions is to make up an answer that fits your need, so that you are happy and can go on for filling your task.

Now you are asking your self "what is my task?" Ah now this is where it gets interesting. I'm going to use my good friend Spiffy Space Guy to try and help you out on this one. Spiffy is apart of an intergalactic space TV network. Except they don't call it TV, they call it WAB or Watch A Box.

Spiffy is the main character in the WAB series called The Adventures of Spiffy Space Guy! However this is only because of a mix up at the start of the show. What happened was Dim Sim was supposed to play the part of Spiffy, however an unknown person was wearing his costume for some unknown reason. The person is really unknown. Any way he was ushered onto the space ship that was supposed to take the real Spiffy to Earth.

You see the WAB series was about Spiffy living on earth causing mischief. The aim of the show was to make the citizens of Prestink System laugh. The real Spiffy would have done this really well because of his training in earth ways and comedy masters from the University of Planet Wacky.

Any way that is not important, what is important is the fake Spiffy who I really can not introduce to you because he is unknown. The only information we have of him is his diary entries which are mainly day to day adventures.

All I can say about the show is that it is a success and it is all because of the mix up. Because the fake Spiffy didn't know any thing about earth, he had no idea what to do. He made so many mistakes and is continuing to do so as we speak. Well we aren't really specking, I'm writing and you are reading but you get my point.