Wow. I got some good reviews. Now I'm finally moving on to chapter 2. Thanks so much for checking out the story and letting me know what you think. It makes it so much more rewarding. So I will continue.

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Operation:
K.N.D in the W.M.A.
Chapter 2: Outsiders Have Come

A young couple, Mark and Linda, drove along, obviously from out of town because they didn't seem to know where they were.

"I told you the map was upside down," Linda scolded her husband.

"I know where were going, I just don't know where were at," Mark said.

"Oh, we're lost," she moaned.

"Now honey, we're just…" Suddenly, the car's engine began to stutter and shake as they began to lose speed. "No," Mark moaned. "No, no, no."

"What's wrong?"

"I don't know, but we won't make it the rest of the way if this keeps up."

"Look at that sign. Wally Town?" she read off slowly. The sign was odd. It was merely a piece of plywood stuck over another sign. The letters were painted on as well as a large happy face.

"I'm not sure, dear. This place feels creepy," Linda shuddered.

"I'm sure there is nothing to worry about," Mark assured her. "We'll just stop at a mechanics and find a phone." They pulled up to the first garage they could find, the car dying as they stop. They got out and stood in front of the seemingly deserted and shambled garage.

"Hello!" Mark called out. A stout young boy wearing a pilot's goggles and a mechanic's uniform stepped out, cleaning a spare motor part with a rag.

"What can I do ya for?" he asked. The couple just stared at him, shocked to find a kid working the garage.

"Are you the mechanic?" Mark asked.

"That's right," the boy answered.

"Are there any adults working here?"

"Nope. Just me. Actually, Kuki's here, too. Hey Kuki!"

"Coming Hoagie!" Kuki skipped outside and stood with the group, a large gleeful grin played on her lips.

"Very funny kids," Mark said annoyed. "Just show me where the phone is."

"Sorry, the phones here don't work," Hoagie explained.

"No phones?" Linda nearly shrieked.

"The only phones that work are in… Treasure Cove," Hoagie said with a hint of menace in his voice. "Kuki here will take you there."

"This way please!" Kuki squealed and skipped away as the adults reluctantly followed. She led them towards the center of town along the desolate main street. The couple glanced around them as the eerie silence settled upon them. Kuki then stopped at a white line that crossed the street. On the otherside, the buildings lay in terrible disrepair, crumbling onto the side walk and the street, debris thrown about.

"It's in there," Kuki pointed toward the place beyond that white line.

"Aren't you going to take us there?" Mark asked.

"No way!" Kuki growled. "I'm not crossing the White Line!"

"But why…" Linda began, but her husband interrupted her.

"Let's just go, Linda. I don't have time for these childish games," he said.

"Good luck!" Kuki waved as they walked on.

They walked carefully, keeping an eye out for anyplace that was guaranteed to have a phone.

"Look Mark, there's an elementary school!" Linda exclaimed. The school was in the same shape as the rest of the buildings, crumbled and disorderly.

"Good. Maybe there's a phone," Mark said and began to walk toward the school. A little RC car appeared out of nowhere and circled the couple. Linda latched onto the Mark's arm nervously and the car stopped in front of them.

"What is it?" Linda asked cautiously.

"It's a toy car. It looks like there's a camera attached to it," he said. He crouched down to take a closer look. A liquid squirted from the car and hit Mark in the eyes. He reeled back and fell to a sitting position, rubbing his eyes furiously.

"What is it? Is it acid? Are you blind?" Linda freaked.

"No, it's lemon juice. It just burns is all."

"Look," Linda gasped. The man squinted until his eyes finally focused on a line of tiny, messy children staring at them. A little girl approached them.

"Hello? What's your name?" Linda asked. The little girl was silent. "What do you want?"

"We wanna play," the little girl said. Linda drew back nervously.

"Where are your parents?" Mark asked.

"We already played with our parents," a little boy said. "And now we want to play with you."

This disturbed the couple. The children suddenly charged, screaming and jumping on them. The couple ran for the better part of town with the children hanging on.

"Oh no! The White Line!" a little boy shouted. The children immediately dropped off of the two frightened adults and scurried back to their side of the line. The children ran away from a hail of spitwads. The adults turned around to find a group of kids behind them, holding strange home-made guns.

"New orders," Kuki said. "I have to take you to the mayor's office."

"Finally. An adult we can talk to," Mark sighed in relief. But they were in for another surprise.

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"You're the mayor," Mark asked, stunned to find another kid in an adult's place.

"That's roight. Oim the mayor of Wally Town," Mayor Wally Beatles said.

"But where are your parents?" Linda asked.

"Parents?" Wally asked. Kuki leaned over and whispered in his ear. "Oh. The Birth Givers," he corrected.

"Look, kid. I have a very important interview to get to tomorrow. I need a phone," Mark explained frantically.

"Anfotunately, aw the phones in Wally Town are broken."

"No phones?" Mark exclaimed in surprise. "How do you communicate?" Wally reached into his desk drawer and pulled out a glass jar.

"Ey Hoagie. What's the ETA on the car?" he spoke into the jar, closed it, and gave to Kuki and she skipped from the office.

"That's the dumbest thing I've ever seen," Mark grimaced. "You can't just…" He was interrupted when Kuki returned skipping and singing. She gave the jar to Wally and he opened it.

"It's gonna be about three days," Hoagie's voice said. Wally smirked at the gawking adults.

"It seems you won't be goin' anywhere. We do have one phone, but furst, I need you to do something for meh."

"Anything to get to a phone," Mark begged.

"Tonoight is Carousel and we must get the book from Treasure Cove so that one of ours doesn't die. You seem to have the ability to cross the White Line."

"So if we get their book, then you'll give us a phone?" Mark asked.

"That's roight," Wally smiled and leaned back in his chair.

"We'll do it," Mark agreed.


Haha! Didn't think Wally would be the mayor, did ya? Did ya? You did? Oh.