Woot woot! Next chapter! It's gonna be shorter than the others though because this is where the parents make an appearance. Dun dun duuuuuuuun. It's the climax!

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Chapter 4: Meanwhile, In Jail

Meanwhile, far away in the state penitentiary, some adults were being gathered into a room in their orange prison jumpsuits. This group met up with another group that had already been seated.

"Genki!" Mr. Sanban gasped as he rushed to his wife. "Thank goodness you are here!"

"Hello Kani," Mrs. Sanban droned in an unimpressed voice. "Has prison been as interesting for you?"

"It's been terrible!" he sobbed.

"All right parents," a man entered the room and closed the door. "I am Mr. Evans. I'm going to help you get over that bad habit that got you here."

"But moi wife and Oi don't belong 'ere," Mr. Beattles protested. "We've never touched our son."

"Us neither!" Mrs. Uno sobbed.

"And neither have us with the bad touchin' and the feelin'…" Mr. Lincoln began rambling.

"You are here because you can't admit that you did in fact harm your children!" Mr. Evans interrupted. "It may not seem like it to you, but you did! And there is only one way to make it right!" Everyone was quiet. "All right. Let's begin. I am going to confront you with what you lust after most." He brought out a cardboard cut-out of a young boy and placed it at the front of the class room. The adults just stared at it and began to realize that this was going to be a long day.

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Back in Treasure Cove, the couple was released so that they may retrieve the book from Wally Town. They climbed through the cluttered door of the elementary school.

"Honey, I'm really scared," Linda shuddered at the horror from which they have yet to escape.

"Just go back to the car and wait for me. I'm going to go get that book so that I can get their phone. It'll be all right."

Linda clung to him, but let him go to do what had to be done. She wearily hurried back to the mechanic's garage, the whole while shifting her gaze all around and praying to get out alive. When she arrived at the garage, the car was in pieces. She backed away, eyes wide in horror. Hoagie came out from behind the car, covered in grime and grease.

"I found the problem, ma'am," he said, holding a small piece of something in his hand. "It was a broken window roller-upper."

"Oh God," she gasped. She turned to run but was blocked by a crowd of children.

"Where is your husband?" Wally asked.

"Uh… she stuttered.

"Get 'er!"

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"So what else could you do besides molest children?" Mr. Evans asked.

Mr. Uno in the back rose his hand. "Go fishing?"

"Yes. You could go fishing," Mr. Evans said as he wrote it on the board with other ideas. He turned back to the class. "What else?"

Mrs. Gilligan raised her hand. "Knit a sweater?"

"Okay. We'll also put sewing," he wrote on the board. "What else?"

Father raised his hand. "Destroy the Kids Next Door?"

"You could destroy the Kids Next…" he said as he noted it with the other choices.


Dun dun dun duuuuuuuuunnnnnuuunnn. Okie dokie then.

It all comes down to the next chapter.