Well, might as well wrap this one up. It's been fun. Here's the last chapter to the KND version of Southpark. It all comes down to this.
Kids Next Door brought to us by Mr. Tom Warburton.
South Park brought to us by Trey Parker and Matt Stone.
Operation:
K.N.D in the W.M.A.
Chapter 5: It All Comes Down to This
"All right. I got your book," Mark said, handing it to Nigel.
"Thank you. Your cooperation is appreciated," Nigel said as he accepted the book.
"Abby'll go get the phone," Abby said. She turned to leave when a commotion rose from outside.
"OUTLANDER!"
"Outlander! We have your woman, Outlander!" Wally shouted, leading Linda bound and gagged through the street at taser point. The children followed him. "She lives Outlander!"
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Both sides met in front of the "Provider" in the park on their respective sides of the line.
"Give her back!" Abby growled.
"Furst give us the book!" Wally shouted back. "You dun want to see your precious wife hurt, now?" he taunted. He gave her a little shock with the taser. She squirmed beneath her bindings.
"Forget it!" Nigel returned.
"Please! Just give it to him," Mark begged.
"But if they get it, then one of us will die at Carousel!"
"Hahrry! There's not much toime!" Wally pushed.
Suddenly, the clock on the statue chimed midnight, and the statue, which seemed to double as a sort of cuckoo-cuckoo clock, began to move. A stripped wire that lay in a puddle began to crackle.
"It's time for Carousel!" Nigel gasped and turned to Wally with smug grin. "You don't have your book, so that means one of yours dies tonight."
"Foine," Wally groaned. "Hoagie, your up." Hoagie stared at him dumbfounded for a moment, but snapped out of it.
"I'm going to be sacrificed to the Provider!" he cheered as Kuki and another led him to the statue. They ignored the couple and began to prepare for their ritual.
"Stop this now! No one's dying tonight!" Mark shouted at the kids as he went to his wife.
"Careful, honey," Linda said, "or they'll make you disappear with the magic 'M' word, too."
"Yeah! We'll call the police and tell 'em you molestered us too!" Wally shouted at them.
"What!" Mark screamed in shock. "That's what happened to your parents! How could you do that! They were your parents!" The kids suddenly stopped and looked at them blankly.
"Parents?" Nigel muttered.
"Your Birth Givers! Your parents!"
"Parents. Mom. Dad," Kuki muttered, expression still lost.
"Your parents aren't off in some magical far away place. They're in jail. Probably sad and afraid. Their rules were meant to protect you and keep from living like…well, this." The kids exchanged glances amongst themselves as what he said began to sink in. "This statue is not going to provide for you. Your parents, your providers, will."
"What have we done?" Abby asked quietly. The kids all stared at their feet in shame, realizing the consequences of an adult free environment.
"Your right," Nigel said. "It has gotten pretty bad in the ten days since they left."
"Ten days!" Mark gasped. "It's only been ten days?"
"Take him down." Nigel ordered. The kids released Hoagie from the statue.
"Here's our phone," Abby said, handing a cell phone to Mark. "Could you call the police and tell them what happened?" Mark gladly accepted the phone and dialed the number for the police station.
"It turns out you're good with kids after all," his wife smiled happily.
"I guess you're right," Mark smiled at the realization. "Maybe we can have some of our own."
"Yeah right. I hate kids," Linda snickered.
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That afternoon, the kids, still wearing their grimy gear, were gathered on the main street holding a banner that said "Welcome Home Parents".
"You don't think they'll be mad at us, do ya?" Hoagie asked.
"They can't be too pissed off," Wally said. "Oi mean, we did make 'em a banner."
"Hi kids," the couple greeted.
"Hey. How'd your interview go?" Nigel asked.
"I got the job," Mark said proudly.
"Hooray!" the kids cheered.
"Look! They're coming!" Kuki shouted with glee. A large bus stopped and opened its doors. One by one, all the adults filed out: faces lit up as they each caught a glimpse of their children.
"Wallabee!" Mr. and Mrs. Beattles rushed their son happily.
"Oh, Kuki! Mushi!" Mr. and Mrs. Sanban laughed and cried. Kuki and Mushi laughed with them, just as happy to see them. "We're so sorry for all the abuse." Kuki then stopped.
"But you didn't do anything," Kuki explained.
"We were wrong to do that, dear," Mrs. Uno crushed Nigel in a hug.
"What are you talking about?" Nigel wheezed.
"Come along, my dear children," an abnormally cheerful Father embraced his five confused children. "Let us return home so that we may plan to destroy the Kids Next Door together."
"O…kay," the Delightful Children mumbled uniformly, originally fearing brutal punishment for their disobedience. The crowd began to disperse as the families went home to continue life as it had been before. Only Nigel, Hoagie, Kuki, Wally, and Abby remained.
"So what are you kids going to do now?" Mark asked.
"With all the adults back, we'll have to heighten our security again," Nigel said as he stroked his chin in thought.
"Are you thinkin' what Numbuh 5 is thinking'?" Abby asked slyly.
"Kids Next Door! Battle stations!" Nigel ordered and took off running.
"Hooray!" Kuki shouted.
"Wait for us, Numbuh 1!" Hoagie called after him and they ran off, leaving the couple staring in confusion.
End Transmission. That's the end and I'm sticking to it. Thanks for reading.
