Title: What I Want For Christmas
Summary: Everyone had something they want for Christmas. Sometimes these things are secret. Then they get read allowed to a room fool of people.
Pairing: RenkotsuYuka(it lives!)
Note: I wrote this a loooooong time ago. A really long time ago, last year actually. I just thought it was slightly amusing... and quite a bit better than the other stuff I wrote last year that I found. O.o


Jakotsu was going around in a Santa suit, asking everyone in the house what they wanted for Christmas. Everyone but Renkotsu seemed to be amused by it, as the boy was REALLY drunk.

"Reeeeen-kuuuun, what do yooou want for Chrismas?" Jakotsu asked, giggling like mad.

"Nothing Jakotsu, go away." Renkotsu snapped at him, glaring.

"Come ooon, tell me what you waaaaant." Jakotsu pouted.

"Nothing."

"Teeell meee."

"No."

"Yeeeees."

"NO!"

Yuka came into the room, holding a notebook in her hand."I know what he wants." she smirked. "He wrote a list down in here." She opened the notebook and flipped to one of the pages.

"Yuka... put that away." Renkotsu said. Jakotsu stumbled and put an arm around his shoulder.

"Read it Yukaaaa." He said.

"Alright. What I Want For Christmas." She began. "1. Jakotsu to mysteriously disappear." Everyone laughed, including Jakotsu, who was now struggling to stand up. "2. A new lighter, because Jakotsu broke my old one. Aaaand 3. Yuka to fuck me." Yuka and Renkotsu both blushed as she read that one. The room echoed with laughter.