Ok, I am surprised with the responses I got on this ff. I am not really paying attention to this ff until I am done with the other one. Well, I hope you like this chapter for it is sort of long and in my opinion, funny. Also please read the note after this chapter.

Oh, yeah! If you are a Kikyo fan, I wouldn't read this fanfic. There will be Kikyo bashing!

Disclaimer: I don't own InuYasha...

Talking
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(My comments)


Did we mention that this school also provides student with the healthiest meals, students need to continue their education? All types of diets are served including vegetarian.

Chapter 3: Lunch

"Oh come on Sango! I won't do it again."

"Humph!" She just turned away from him and faced the other direction. Miroku was still trying to apologize from what he did earlier. Sango didn't feel like listening to him right now, but everyone knows that she eventually forgive him.

"How long do you think it will take her to forgive him?" Kagome questioned.

"Not long..." InuYasha yawned. Someone was coming up from his side.

"Hi InuYasha." Kikyo blushed as she gave him a smile.

"Hi Kikyo."

"Here we go again." Kagome watched them chat. Sesshomaru came with a tired look.

"Hey Kagome, what's up."

"Them."

"Oh, the bitch and my jackass brother."

"You're still not happy after this morning."

"Obviously."

"Ok..." Kagome sighed while making a mental note to stay of the eye shadow topic.

InuYasha came back from talking to Kikyo. "Hey Gay ass Brother of mine!"

"I'M NOT GAY!"

"Oh yeah, how come Jaken wrote you that letter?"

"How the..." Sesshomaru stood there in shock.

"Miroku told me." InuYasha smirked.

Sesshomaru's anger suddenly grew. "MIROKU!" He runs off to find him.

"You know InuYasha, he's not..." Kagome said as she saw InuYasha laughing after his brother left.

"Gay? I know. It's a brother to brother thing. It shows that we really care about each other."

"Right..."

"Hi guys." Sango appeared.

"Hi Sango."

"Have you seen my brother?"

"I think he's over there." Kagome pointed out to the group of people in a corner of the cafeteria. Rin was clinging on to Kohaku. Shippo was showing of his foxfire and Kanna well...Kanna was just being Kanna. Sango walked over to them.

"Hi guys."

"Help."

"Tee hee."

"Hi."

"Die." (Can you guess who said what?)

"Kohaku, do you still have my notes I let you borrowed."

"Oh yeah. I slipped them under you door earlier this morning. Those notes really helped. I'm surprised you still had them since freshman year."

With a pervert
Miroku sort of gave up trying to get Sango to cheerup a bit. She was refusing to talk to him again. He knew that she would forgive him sooner or later so he just walked around the cafeteria. A couple of girl chatting caught his attention. He put on his best smile and headed toward them. "Good afternoon ladies."

"MIROKU!" Miroku heard behind him, knowing whose voice it belonged to.

"Uh oh..." He gulped. The girls ran away as Sesshomaru came storming in. He grabbed Miroku by the shirt. "Oh, hi Sesshomaru. Nice to see you?"

"Why did you tell him?"

"I couldn't resist. I mean Uh...sorry?"

"Hey Sesshomaru!" InuYasha cried behind him.

"What?!" Sesshomaru dropped Miroku and walked toward him.

"If you want to prove to me that you aren't gay all you have to do is dance on top of one of the tables and proclaim to everyone that you aren't." InuYasha crossed his arms with the smirk.

"Don't do it man." Miroku came behind him.

"Yeah. Miroku's right." Kagome started to get worried. "Even if you aren't gay, you'll most likely lose you reputation."

"..."

"Keh. I know he won't do it. He's always so serious when it comes to things like that. He'll most likely walk away and come up with an excuse."

Sesshomaru started to walk away. "Good man Sesshomaru. It takes a real man to walk away." Miroku patted him on the back.

"See, I knew he couldn't do it." InuYasha grinned. But it was washed away when Sesshomaru leaped into the air. He landed perfectly in the center of a table.

"Hey everybody! I'm not gay!" he shouted.

With a certain brother and sister
"Hey Sango. Is that one of your friends over there on the table?"

"Who him?" A nervous sweat drop formed on the side of her forehead. "I-I-I never seen him in my entire life, he he."

"Hey Sango! Guess what?! I'm not gay!" Sesshomaru shouted toward her direction.

"Falsehood." Kanna muttered while holding her mirror as usual.

Sesshomaru continued his antics when he did something unexpected. He pulled of his coat side and started to swing his shirt over head. (Yeah, you know you like to see that happen in the show but...") He started to dance on top of the table until he accidentally kicked some food of the table. It flew high in the air and landed on a certain wolf demon's head.

Splat! "What the?" Koga turned around and automatically threw what ever was on his head at a random person.

InuYasha stood there angry. "How dare he do this to me! He wasn't supposed to do that!" Splat!

"FOOD FIGHT!" Someone cried. Instantly food was flinging everywhere. Kikyo was running around the cafeteria searching for InuYasha. "InuYasha, help!" Dong! Kikyo got hit in the head with a trashcan. "Ugh..."

Sesshomaru dodged at any flying object that came near him. "Shit! My shirt! My jacket!"

Kanna stood perfectly still with her mirror. Food just flew over her head. "This is pointless. Stupid."

Sango was looking for Miroku but he was nowhere to be found. "Hey Sango! Over here!" Kagome cried from underneath a table. Sango joined her.

"What happen?"

"InuYasha challenged him, that's all."

"That's all! Then how in the world did this happen?"

"You see when..." Kagome was interrupted when Sango was hit in the head with a certain T-shirt. Sesshomaru join them under the table.

"Hey you found my shirt! Thanks!" Sesshomaru grabbed it and started to put it on with some difficulty.

"You know you're going to be in big..." Kagome and Sango said as they watched him.

"What?"

"Nevermind." They blushed.

"Well, I'm off to find my coat. See you guys later!" He ran off.

"Nice six pack." They both thought (And you know it!!!!!)

"I wonder if InuYasha has a nice one too."

"Kagome!"

"What?"

"Did I just heard what you just say?"

"No." She denied.

"Whatever..."

Koga still was flinging food especially at a certain person. He heard a couple a girls chatting under a table. He turned his head to see them. "I never seen that girl before." He thought as he referred to Kagome. "Damn she fine!" He turned his head to his opponent. "Hey dog turd! Do you know that girls name?"

"Why would I tell a piece of shit like you?!" InuYasha fling a banana peel at him.

"Hey girl with the black hair!"

"Who me?" Kagome pointed to herself.

"Yeah you! What's your name?"

InuYasha got in her way. "Don't tell him, Kagome!"

"Hey nice going dog turd. Hey Kagome! How's about you and me meet up after class and head in to town later on?"

"Did he just ask me out?" Kagome dazed off.

"This is not the time to be thinking of that Kagome." Sango said.

"So how about it?"

"Don't answer him! I bet he already has a girl friend!"

"What do you know dog shit?!"

"Shut the fuck up!" InuYasha threw an open chocolate snack pack at Koga.

"Ha! You missed!"

With a certain someone
"Hey I found my coat!" Sesshomaru ran and started to put it on.

Sango, Kagome, InuYasha, and Koga watched the flying snake pack. It flew over Kanna's head. "Watch out." She said monotonously. It flew and unsuspectingly hit Sesshomaru on the head.

"..." Sesshomaru felt whatever was on his head. He saw the chocolate pudding on his hand.

Sango and Kagome gasped. "You shouldn't have done that!"

"My hair..."

InuYasha gulped.

"You messed up... MY HAIR!" Sesshomaru growled. He picked up the closest table revealing a couple making out and brought it over his head. "YOU SHALL PAY FOR WHAT YOU HAVE DONE!"

"What is the meaning of this!" Midoriko said as she saw the remaining people in the very messy cafeteria. Out of no where some food hit her in the face.

"Oh shit. The principle." InuYasha swore under his breath.

Midoriko wiped it off. "I want everyone in my office now." She deadly said. In the background you see Sesshomaru dropped the table that he had and it broke.

"Damn." Koga said as they all sauntered to her office.

Smooch, smooch..."It's all over already?" Mirkou turned his head from making out. He turned his head again. "Hey you're not Sango! Oh well." Smooch, smooch, kiss, kiss...

Sango looked around the cafeteria for one last time for Mirkou before heading toward the office. She saw Him with another girl. She burned with anger. "Miroku!"


Note:
I hope you like this chapter. I found this one also funny. Ok, here are a couple of things you need to know:

1. Sorry if I made Miroku mean. I needed a way to end their relationship some how

2. In this ff, I am making kanna have a sort of a gothic attitude.

3. Also in this ff, I am making Shippo a pyro maniac.

I think that is all I have to say right now. Ciao!

R&R please?