One day in the happy lands of Wu a mad man abducted the warrior princess SunShangXiang and her husband alone went to rescue her.

Gan Ning charged through the Wei doors, he had followed the captors for days and they had led him here. Gan turned and walked down a hallway to see Cao Cao standing there with two pet cows by his sides. "Gimme back my wife", Gan said drawing his sword
"No swords!" Cao shouted "What the!" Gan exclaimed as his sword disappeared
"There are to be no weapons here", Cao said petting his pet cow "Fine I'll rip you apart with my bare hands", Ning yelled as he charged "If you touch my your wife dies", Cao said stopping Ning in his tracks "To get your wife back you must complete four challenges" "Bring it", Ning said evilly "First you must defeat Xu Zhu in a sumo wrestling match" Cao said magically transporting Gan to a sumo arena where Xu stood waiting "GO!" Cao screamed with his cows by his side..
Ning ran up and punched, kicked, slapped, and pushed Xu but he didn't even budge.
Ning got an idea suddenly he threw som food out of the ring and Xu ran out of the ring and Ning won the match..
"Impressive you beat the first challenge", Cao said then he began to moooo with his pet cows "Next challenge please" Gan said impatiently "Next challenge is a dance contest with Zhang He", Cao said laughing as he magically transported Ning to a dance floor where Zhang stood waiting.. "You will both dance for three minutes together and the person that does better wins and if you fall you lose", Cao said petting his pet cow
"GO!" Cao yelled
Zhang started dancing gracefully as Ning stood their trying to think of a dance
"Gan if you don't dance you lose", Cao said laughing..
Ning started doing disco and everyone started laughing
"Ya know what", Ning said under his breath as he ran toward Zhang He
"Whats he doing?" Cao asked one of his cows
Ning ran and tripped Zhang He "I win! Next challenge"
Zhang He ran out crying…
"Next challenge is a wedgy contest", Cao said grinning
"What!" Ning exclaimed surprised
"You against Xiahou Dun first person to give the other a wedgy wins" Cao said
"GO!"
Xiahou stood in the dark looking for Ning..
Ning tackled Dun from behind but Dun was to fast he flipped Gan and began to give him a wedgy..
"The only way to beat Cyclops is to blind him", Gan said sticking an arrow in Dun's good eye
"NNNNOOOOOOO!" Dun screamed
"MY EYE!"
"musttt eattttt", Dun said eating his eye off the arrow
Ning gave him an automic wedgy and that ended the match
"Last time I gave one of those, was to Lu Xun", Ning said laughing
"Last challenge is between me and you", Cao said petting his cow
"Name it" Ning said
"We both ride a bull and the first one to fall off their bull loses", Cao said as they were magically transported to an arena where they were both on a bull on one side of the arena
"GO!" Cao screamed as he made his bull go forward
"HA! I figured out how to run your magic house", Ning said hitting a switch
"NNOOO!" Cao said as the lights went off "That's the light switch"
"I knew that", Gan said sneaking up to Cao Cao's bull
"Wel turn the lights back on", Cao said
"I win", Ning said happily as he knocked Cao off his bull
"Now gimme back my wife!" Ning yelled as they magically returned to the hallway
"I turned your wife into a cow", Cao said cutting one of the cows heads off
"That was her"
"NNNNNNNNOOOOOOO!" Ning screamed falling on his knees
"Nah I'm joking she's in there" Cao said pointing a nearby room
"That wasn't funny", Ning said as he ran into the room
"You came!" Shang Xiang said embracing Gan
"Of course I did" Ning said leading her out
Why'd Cao Cao capture me just to let you get me back?" She asked
"I'm not sure, but your safe now" Ning said as they walked together from Wei..

Cao sat in a dark room knowing that his mission was successful