One day in the happy lands of Wu a mad man abducted the warrior princess SunShangXiang and her husband alone went to rescue her.
Gan
Ning charged through the Wei doors, he had followed the captors for
days and they had led him here. Gan turned and walked down a hallway
to see Cao Cao standing there with two pet cows by his sides. "Gimme
back my wife", Gan said drawing his sword
"No swords!" Cao
shouted "What the!" Gan exclaimed as his sword
disappeared
"There are to be no weapons here", Cao said
petting his pet cow "Fine I'll rip you apart with my bare hands",
Ning yelled as he charged "If you touch my your wife dies", Cao
said stopping Ning in his tracks "To get your wife back you must
complete four challenges" "Bring it", Ning said evilly "First
you must defeat Xu Zhu in a sumo wrestling match" Cao said
magically transporting Gan to a sumo arena where Xu stood waiting
"GO!" Cao screamed with his cows by his side..
Ning ran up and
punched, kicked, slapped, and pushed Xu but he didn't even
budge.
Ning got an idea suddenly he threw som food out of the ring
and Xu ran out of the ring and Ning won the match..
"Impressive
you beat the first challenge", Cao said then he began to moooo with
his pet cows "Next challenge please" Gan said impatiently "Next
challenge is a dance contest with Zhang He", Cao said laughing as
he magically transported Ning to a dance floor where Zhang stood
waiting.. "You will both dance for three minutes together and the
person that does better wins and if you fall you lose", Cao said
petting his pet cow
"GO!" Cao yelled
Zhang started dancing
gracefully as Ning stood their trying to think of a dance
"Gan
if you don't dance you lose", Cao said laughing..
Ning started
doing disco and everyone started laughing
"Ya know what",
Ning said under his breath as he ran toward Zhang He
"Whats he
doing?" Cao asked one of his cows
Ning ran and tripped Zhang He
"I win! Next challenge"
Zhang He ran out crying…
"Next
challenge is a wedgy contest", Cao said grinning
"What!"
Ning exclaimed surprised
"You against Xiahou Dun first person to
give the other a wedgy wins" Cao said
"GO!"
Xiahou stood
in the dark looking for Ning..
Ning tackled Dun from behind but
Dun was to fast he flipped Gan and began to give him a wedgy..
"The
only way to beat Cyclops is to blind him", Gan said sticking an
arrow in Dun's good eye
"NNNNOOOOOOO!" Dun screamed
"MY
EYE!"
"musttt eattttt", Dun said eating his eye off the
arrow
Ning gave him an automic wedgy and that ended the
match
"Last time I gave one of those, was to Lu Xun", Ning
said laughing
"Last challenge is between me and you", Cao said
petting his cow
"Name it" Ning said
"We both ride a bull
and the first one to fall off their bull loses", Cao said as they
were magically transported to an arena where they were both on a bull
on one side of the arena
"GO!" Cao screamed as he made his
bull go forward
"HA! I figured out how to run your magic
house", Ning said hitting a switch
"NNOOO!" Cao said as the
lights went off "That's the light switch"
"I knew that",
Gan said sneaking up to Cao Cao's bull
"Wel turn the lights
back on", Cao said
"I win", Ning said happily as he knocked
Cao off his bull
"Now gimme back my wife!" Ning yelled as they
magically returned to the hallway
"I turned your wife into a
cow", Cao said cutting one of the cows heads off
"That was
her"
"NNNNNNNNOOOOOOO!" Ning screamed falling on his
knees
"Nah I'm joking she's in there" Cao said pointing a
nearby room
"That wasn't funny", Ning said as he ran into
the room
"You came!" Shang Xiang said embracing Gan
"Of
course I did" Ning said leading her out
Why'd Cao Cao capture
me just to let you get me back?" She asked
"I'm not sure,
but your safe now" Ning said as they walked together from Wei..
Cao sat in a dark room knowing that his mission was successful
