If you don't know yet, I am having problems with my computer… I might not update again but I will update as much as I can. I want to thank you reviewers for reading this. I am still surprised that people actually like this ff. You do all know that it is a san/sess ff, right? well anyways, on with ff…

Oh, yeah! If you are a Kikyo fan, I wouldn't read this fanfic. There will be Kikyo bashing!

Disclaimer: I don't own InuYasha…

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Chapter 5: Issues

It was a Saturday and the news of Kikyo getting her ass kicked spread like wild fire. Everybody rejoiced that the bitch got her ass kick, because no one gave a damn about her. It was in the school newspaper and on the bulletin boards. It also was also in the announcements. Well anywho, back with the gang….

"What a beautiful day." Kagura sighed, "I'm just happy it's the weekend because there are no classes…"

"Yeah." Kagome agreed. "So Kagura, where have you been?"

"Oh, busy with the gossip. Besides I was also busy with school work."

"O." (In the background, a person trying to apologize to a certain person. But we are not mentioning any names because you know who they are…)

"Hi guys." InuYasha appeared out of no where.

"Oh, hi InuYasha." Kagome and Kagura said in unison.

"Guess what?"

"What?"

"Kikyo and I broke up."

"You did!" Both seemed very happy. "Why?"

"Well, she went on and on about me not protecting her honor and it got out of hand. Hey have you seen my brother?"

"Oh." Kagura thought for a moment. "He said that he had to something."

With Sesshomaru
" Um, Kanna?"

"Yes…"

"I have a question to ask you."

"Don't ask me, ask the mirror…"

"Um…"

She sighed with annoyance. "The mirror always decides your fate. But, make sure you ask it in rhyme because the mirror only understands it in rhyme."

"…"

"Well… Are you going to ask or what? If not, you are wasting my time."

"Ok…" Sesshomaru sighed and though for a bit about what he was going to say. "Damn, why is it always rhyme? Oh well…" He took a deep breath and spoke these very words…

Mirror, mirror, in her hand,
Give me the answer in which I demand.
Does this eye shadow make me gay?
Or does it make me not that way?

Kanna stood silent for a moment before she spoke. "The mirror says…"

"Yes?" Sesshomaru stood there.

"The mirror says… I have to go…" Kanna walked away.

"Why do I even bother?!"

Back with the others
"He said it was really important." Kagura sat there still thinking about what he said.

A shadow figure appeared behind Kagura. He took a deep breath. "Hey sis!" Naraku said as he made Kagura jumped.

"Go away Naraku…"

"You don't want to spend time with you older brother?"

"NO!"

Naraku turned his head toward InuYasha. "Hi InuYasha. You're looking rather fine today." He smiled.

"Excuse me one moment." InuYasha ran away.

"Hi guys." Miroku walked up to them with a gloomy face. (In the background, InuYasha is puking his brains out.)

"Hi Miroku." Kagura said as she tried to ignore her brother in her face. "Did it work?"

"No… I guess Sango is not kidding this time. She has moved on…" He sighed as he haunch over.

"Oh, it's ok Miroku" Kagome patted him on the back.

"Yeah, there more girls out there who will be willing to put up with your perverted habits." Kagura said.

"Yeah, but you two still can be friends."

"I guess you're right. You girls made me feel a bit better." Miroku grinned. (Pat, Pat)

"Ah!" Kagome and Kagura shrieked. Smack! Wham! "You Perv!"

InuYasha came back. "He just never learns."

"I guess I'll go." Naraku watched the seen before him. "Check you guys later. Bye InuYasha, Bye Miroku." Naraku walked away.

"Dude, I think I'm going to be sick."

"Me too, again."

"Men…" Kagura and Kagome said. They saw Sango walk up to them.

"Hi Kagome. Hi Kagura."

"Hi."

"So, it's over right?"

"Yep."

"Hey Sango, Have you seen my brother?"

"No, I haven't. I have to leave…" Sango said as she saw Miroku.

Back with Sesshomaru
"Hi, Shippo."

"Hi!"

"Can I ask you something?"

"Sure. Fire away!"

"Does my eye shadow make me look gay?"

"Hey look! Is that what I see flammable?! Sorry, I gotta burn something!" Shippo hurried along. "What drug is he on?"

"…Ok, now this is starting to piss me off!"

With Kagome
"Hey Sango! Wait up!"

"Yes?"

"Even though you guys are not a couple, you guys still can be friends."

"Yeah I guess. I gotta run, I have to feed Kirara." Sango walked. She did see where she was going so she bumped into a certain someone. "Ouch! Oh, sorry. I wasn't paying…" She looked up to see Sesshomaru. "Oh, hi."

"What's up?"

"Nothing."

"Say," Sesshomaru said, "Have you seen your brother?"

"No, why?"

"I need him to answer something for me. That's all. Well, see you later."

"Ask him what? Must be a guy thing…"

Sesshomaru looked around for Kohaku until he found him. Rin was attached to his arm.

"Rin, can please get off my arm? You're cutting the circulation off my arm." She giggled. Kohaku looked up to Sesshomaru who watched them both. "She never listens…"

"Hi." Sesshomaru spoke up.

"Oh hi. Hey, you're my sister's friend, right?"

"Yes I am."

"Yeah. You're the crazy stripper guy who proclaims that he is not gay from the cafeteria!"

"Oh really…" Sesshomaru's eye twitched.

"Rin, can you let go?" She giggled again.

Let me tell you a secret." Sesshomaru said.

"What?"

"Tell her how you feel and she will probably will leave you alone." Sesshomaru whispered in his ear.

"OK, I'll try…" Kohaku directed his attention to Rin. "Um, Rin?"

"Yes, Kohaku?" She looked up to him with a smile.

"We have a problem."

"What? Why? What's wrong?"

"You see, I don't like it when you hang on my arm."

"You're saying you don't like it?"

"Yeah."

"But I like you."

"But we're friends."

"You're saying you don't like Rin?"

"Well, I…"

"You don't want to be with Rin?"

"I uh…"

Rin ran away crying. Kohaku was speechless.

"Love is like a broken winged bird that dies." Kanna said as she walked pasted them.

"That went well…" Kohaku said. He looked up at Sesshomaru.

"Can I ask you something?"

"Sure, since you sort've helped her off my arm."

"Does my eye shadow make me look gay?"

"Um, gee. I think I have to apologize to Rin now. Bye!" Kohaku ran off. "My sister has a fucked up friend!"

"Ok, now I am officially pissed!" Sesshomaru stomped away.


Note:

Some more things that you should know…

1. I decided to make Naraku the older sibling of Kanna and Kagura. So they are related in this one. Also, yes I made Naraku gay. I ran out of ideas so don't hurt me!!!!! But I have nothing against gays!

R&R!!!!!