I'm back! My computer was down but now it's working again! YAY! so here is my new chapter. It is not as funny though...

Diclaimer: I don't own Inu...

Talking
Thinking/What is Kilala trying to say...
Scene Change


Chapter 6: Some Stuff Happens

Girls' Dorm
"Hey Kilala. I'm back." Sango said as she came throught the door.

"Meow." Hi!

"You know what? i think i am through with men for now... probably i finish collage," Sango sat on the couch. Kilala joined her, "I just have to wait and see..."

"Meow." Are you sure? But um... "Meow."

"What?"

"Meow." Kilala had her bowl in her mouth and shoved a can of cat food toward her master. I'm hungry...

"Oh, sorry Kilala. I got carried away. Silly me." She got up and started to oped the can. After she was done, Kilala gratefully satrted to eat. "I'll take you out for some fresh air later."

"Meow." Ok!

Somewhere Else
"Alright. SinceI ask so many people, I have to keep a damn list. Ok, who's next?" Sesshomaru look at the list. The next person on the list was Kagura. "Ok... I guess I'll ask her. As a matter of fact, she's right there." She was talking to Kagome. Sesshomaru ran over to her. "Hey Kagura!"

"Yeah."

"Can i speak with you."

"Ok." Kagura directed her attention to kagome. "I'll catch up to you in a few."

"Ok." Kagome started to walk a head.

"Ok, Sesshomaru. What is it?"

"I have a question to ask..." He took a deep breathe. "Does my eye shadow make me look gay?"

"Um...gee... You see I forgot to do some homework, well... I gotta fly!" Kagura flew away on her feather.

"Why is everyone avoiding me!"

With Kagome
"I think I'll go study then I'll retire for the night." Kagome walked.

"Hey Kagome, I need help with something..." InuYasha appeared in front of her.

"What is it, Inu..." Kagome said but was interuppted when...

"Hey my woman!"

"Go away stupid wolf!"

"Get away from my woman, dog turd!" Koga pushed InuYasha out of the way and wrapped an arm around Kagome. "So Kagome, how's about we go out to town and grab some lunch."

"Sorry, I have to study."

"How's about tommarrow?"

"I have things to do..."

"How's about..."

"Kagome doesn't want to go out! She wants to be left alone, so buzz off you DAMN wolf! She ain't your business!"

Kagura appeared next Kagome. "What's up?"

"Koga want to take me out, but..."

"But what?"

"InuYasha doesn't like the idea."

"Hi ladies." Miroku came up to them witha bump on his head.

"When will you learn?" They both said.

"Um..."

"Nevermind."

"It seems to me like InuYasha has a crush on you, so do you to him?" Kagura leaned toward Kagome.

"No I do not!"

"Then if he didn't then he wouldn't be kepping you away from him." Sesshomaru said as he came. "Besides, this is not the first time this happened."

"Is this true Kagome?" Kagura seemed interested.

"What's true?" Sango was holding Kilala and appeared next to him.

"Sango! you decided to come out!" Kagome tried to change the subject.

"So what is true?" Sango was confused.

Sesshomaru leaned toward her and wispeard. "My bro defending Kagome from Koga."

"Oh yeah. On the day of the food fight, I remember. Kagome and I were hiding under the table..."

"Sango, ssh! We won't go there..." Kagome slapped her hand over her mouth. InuYasha and Koga's mouth gotten louder and filthier.

Kagura push kagome aside. "Tell us!"

"Well, InuYasha and Koga were duking it out and then i got hit with a shirt. Of course it was Sesshomar'es and he came over. After he put his shirt on, Kagome said she wondered if InuYasha had a six pack like him."

"Um..." Kagome was blushing ten shades of red.

"Wow! Is this true!" Kagura squeeled.

"Well... Well you... you should have seen Sango's face when see saw Sesshomaru! Ha!" Kagome came back with something.

Now it was Sango's turn to blush. "Well... well... Any girl would have done the same thing. Right Kilala?"

"Meow!" Don't ask me!

"None of the less Kagome, I know you were trying to change the subject. Besides, I know you like him." Sango said.

"Ok, when I ask someone a question, people won't answer me. When i show up, they start talking about my chest... That's fucked up!" Sesshomaru thought. Koga and InuYasha were still argueing, nothing new.

Kagura turned her head. "Wow! It's the new guy! The one from somewhere in the east! He's coming this way! I heard his fatherowns his own business!" Kagura squeeled. Kagome and Kagura eyes were hearted shaped.

"So what..." InuYasha, Koga (Who finally stpped argueing because no one was paying attention to them), Miroku, Sango and Sesshomaru said.

"Hi ladies." The guy smiled at them.

"Hi." Kagome and Kagura sighed while Sango stood silent. Three out of four men behind them were in flames. Them men went in to a huddle.

"Who does this guy think he is?" InuYasha growled.

"This guy is up on our territory."Miroku said.

"He's trying to take my woman!" Koga yelled. InuYasha growled at him but that wasn't the time.

"Whatever..." Seshomaru was bored.

"Ok. We need a rep to talk to this guy! We need someone who doesn't have such a foul mouth. We need someone... who doesn't have a girl friend. We need... someone who is old and mature and will handle this like an adult." Koga said as he thought. Everybody turned thier head at Sesshomaru.

"Hey wait a minuet!"

"All people in favor, say aye."

"Aye."

"All who oppose, say nay."

"NAY!"

"Congradulations! You're our volunteer!" Koga pushed Sesshomaru.

"Don't I get a say in this!" The pushing stopped and he turned around to see all three of him cheering him on. "Jackasses..."


Note: So who is this person? If you read my other fanfiction, you would know... Well... that's it for now...