Wow I am amazed at the outpouring of support from al you D/G fans out there.
This Chapter was a bit more confusing than the previous ones, because Alice in Wonderland is perhaps the most confusing story every told.
Thanks to http:www.whoohoo.co.uk/main.asp THE COCKNEY TRANSLATOR
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Sorry about the short chapters, they will get longer.... I promise:)
Disclaimer: All JK's not mine Alice and Wonderland, as well not mine.... and for the hell of it Jumanji .... also not mine.
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IYwritergirl : Thank you for taking the time to post a comment :)
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DracoLovesGinny : Ha Ha I've been out of school for almost a week and a half , sadly I have to return for 12th Grade next year... pity
AngelBear: Thank you for taking the time to review..... Jumanji, in way yes :) I have to include it in my disclaimer now so many people have been pointing it out
Winky360: ......... Jumanji-like .... :) hey I'm not complaining , its a great movie
Lina: Yes it is definitely a bizarre story , it is said that the person who wrote it was on drugs at the time. Score.... someone likes my rhyme.
UntiledandStayinthatway : Meh.... to me Alice and Wonderland will always be a fairytale , if Its good enough for Disney its good enough for me :)
I wanted to not use the classic fairytales until later on in the story... I like the analogy of Down the rabbit hole , like they use in the matrix , because this represents a the beginning of a symbolic transformation of Draco and Ginny's perceptions of one another
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Ch.3 Follow the White Rabbit
Draco despised dark dingy places. When he was a young child he always had to accompany his father down to the more scrupulous parts of England. Places where dust , decay and filth were common place. It sickened him that his father could do business in such establishments. However no place was as dark nor as dingy as the spot he and Ginny had arrived in. They were both covered in filth.
A long low tunnel barely two feet wide was where they had been transported to.
The walls were covered in muck . Draco had always striven to attain the highest level of cleanliness . He remembered his fathers words about appearance.
A mans appearance should always reflect his upbringing. Appearance brings power, never forget that. If only father could see me now .
A small voice spoke interrupting his thoughts.
"Malfoy , I reckon we should move along this tunnel." said Weasley in a soft voice , not even bothering to look at him.
Draco had completely forgotten about Ginny and now looked at her. She looked scared and a bit apprehensive. To his astonishment her weather-beaten robes had vanished , and she was now wearing a white and blue checkered dress with small dainty black shoes. She was reminiscent of those tiny dolls his mother insisted on collecting.
"Gods Weasley, look at yourself." And then he burst out laughing.
"Malfoy I wouldn't talk if I were you."
"What..... why not ."
"You'll see."
With that last comment she turned away and started crawling along the tunnel.
"Hey Weaslette , wait."
Draco then rushed to catch up with her. In his haste he managed not to notice that he was no longer wearing robes , but a pair of pants , a jacket and a very large hat that seemed to be enchanted to fit the small narrow tunnel.
The Weasel was only a few feet ahead of him , crawling like a little sprite. Draco who had been busy trying to catch the chit , now looked in front of him. Her skirt had inched up her thighs while she was crawling. Ginny Weasley's knickers were clearly visible.
Not a bad view.
An evil smirk made its way onto his face . Then Draco Malfoy had an idea , a horrible idea , he had a horribly wonderful idea.
"Colaro Puteulanus Puga." Whispered Draco.
Ginny turned around and looked straight a Draco . His red-faced appearance meant he was up to no good.
"Good Lord , what have you done now ?"she asked.
" Don't be CHEEKY." Draco said with a grin.(AN: get it ,cheeky .)
Then he gave her a tiny smile and announced in the sweetest voice he could muster that they had reached open air.
Ginny turned around abruptly and hopped out of the tunnel only to find herself face to face with a small white rabbit.
" Well what the bloody hell are you waiting for, the bloody white rabbit?"
"Actually ... yes."
Draco moved to the side and stared at the small rabbit that lay in his path.
Its fur was the purest white by far that Draco had ever seen .Its small nose was busy crinkling, while its mouth was hastily chewing on a small carrot..
Draco who was tapping his foot impatiently , waiting for the rabbit to do something. This lapse in silence gave him the opportunity to examine his surroundings. They were situated in a large emerald-green field . A forest lay on the outskirts of the knoll . Jewel toned flowers were sprinkled amongst the blades of grass , while a small stream gurgled merrily in the distance. In the middle of the forest a large muted purple tower could be seen protruding out of the foliage .
A loud jolly well spoken accent interrupted his thoughts.
"Well then rightoh . welcome to wonderland. draco you, one's old bean, shall be knoh as the Mad hattah and ginny , alice . please for your convenience please dane't eat anything that says "drink me" nor drink anything that's says "eat me" Jolly good show old bean!"
Draco let out a snigger of laughter, this was too ridiculous to be true .
Here was a talking rabbit telling him he was mad.
Ginny elbowed him in the ribs.
"Put ah sock in it boy.. bob's your uncle , dane't you, one's old bean, daaare laugh at myself ... insufferable ingrate. Ginny you jolly well goh take this baaarmy boy to that towah that sticking out of the forest and drink ah bloohming cuppa tea..... I'm late for my appointment .. Oh no ... Off with my head."
" So you are telling me that all I have to drink is a bloohming cup of tea, where's the challenge in that ." said Draco nastily.
The rabbit gave an indignant squeak drew itself on its hind legs and propped its hands on its hips.
"Well I say - dane't mock things you, one's old bean, knoh bloohmin nuthin' t'all about boy."
"Cheerioh Alice, dane't look so BLUE. Goodness me! "
Draco at the word blue gave a giant snicker.
And with that it hopped back into the rabbit hole and out of sight leaving Draco and Ginny to fend for themselves.
They had begun walking towards the mysterious purple tower. The path that they were walking on was a bit ragged , which was attributed to disuse. They had arrived at the beginning of the forest A silence had settled , Draco was the first to break it .
" A bit mad that rabbit was , wouldn't you agree Weaslette."
" Yes , but then again this hole place is barmy , look at those rose bushes," she proceeded to point them out. "the ones by that gnarled stump."
"They look alright to me."
" They are painted red Malfoy."
Indeed this whole forest was strange right down to the crimson painted roses. The trees were whispering to one another creating an eerie effect . Even the pansies seemed to be singing a tune unrecognizable to both. Although Draco could have sworn they'd said his name. DRRRRAAAACCCOOOO
Reminds me a bit of the real Pansy , that cow.
"Besides Malfoy you are mad too , a mad hatter in fact, look at your clothes." She gave him a smirk ... HIS SMIRK
Draco looked down at his attire.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHH"
Birds that had been nestled in the trees were so startle by the noise that they immediately flew off.
Draco was livid. He was dressed in the tackiest clothes ever. He donned a navy blue Sport Coat with tails and a pair of matching Velvet pants . Draco threw his hands up in the air but was met with resistance. A large hat was blocking the thrashing of his limbs. Draco immediately tried to get it off but gave in to desperation. He crossed his arms and gave a pouty huff and started walking sulkily.
"Not really your colour is it Malfoy."
Draco looked up at Weasley and gave her a withering glance. Then he thought of something earlier forgotten.
"No it isn't , blue would suit you better though." Draco said with a grin on his face
Ginny was perturbed . What could he possibly mean by that
The beginnings of a magical fence had begun to take shape under a a pile of twisted vines.
As Draco and Ginny turned the bed came into view a monstrosity of a house that would have put the Weasley's mangled up Burrow to shame.
This house was so gnarled that one could not believe it was real. The towers were so distorted that no mouse , nor person could ever manage to fit it one. Even the frame of the house was slanted . It begun very large on one side but crooked on the end in a sharp point.
A sound was coming from the back yard. Draco and Ginny gave each other a look.
" A very merry unbirthday to you, to you
A very merry unbirthday to you
, to you It's great to drink to someone
And I guess that you will do
A very merry unbirthday to you!"
Like a couple of spy's Draco and Ginny Scampered off around the house and peered over a low lying bush , the scene that met their eyes was one Draco could never forget.
A huge table was spread out revealing a wide assortment of cakes , jellies , and giant gleaming cups of tea. The table was set for twelve yet there were only two beings in attendance. A giant hare and a Cheshire cat , quite reminiscent of Crookshanks ,were sipping on a cup of tea. They were wearing party hats in a violent shade of pink. "A very merry unbirthday....."
" Wotcha 'oo 're ya ..... oh come aahhht welcome , come 'ave a cuppa .But leave yer wands outside I reckon." the Hare shouted.
The two teens both rose dropped their wands off at the entrance rather grudgingly, getting the drift of the meaning behind this strange cockney Hare.
Draco and Ginny sat down beside the strange cat who spoke to them in a voice remenicent of a British rapper.
" Alo here's da march hare's unbirthday tea masseave gavrin' , please help yourself. ..wot brings yous to our turf ?"
Ginny began "Well we are playing a game so if we could only drink a bit of t...."
"Gov'ner change spots , change spots."
This odd saying startled Ginny and Draco as they both were shuffled out of their seat and moved one seat down.
Both animals sat down and calmly asked Draco and Ginny if they would like "One lump or two in their tea."
Draco and Ginny both gave each other looks. Draco whispered quietly in Ginny's ear that they had better drink their tea .... and fast.
Ginny nodded and begun to swallow her tea rather quickly . However not fast enough .
"Gov'ner change spots , change spots."
Again they shuffled and moved.
The March Hare begun to speak to them ..while they were trying to scarf down their tea.
"A riddle is sumthin' ,A riddle is nuthin' , Wot is a riddle then eh? Not until you have guessed the riddle will you be allowed to have another cup of tea."
Ginny and Draco were both perplexed .
A riddle is something , a riddle is nothing......... What the bloody fuck
"Have you guessed the riddle yet?" Draco said, turning to Ginny again.
"No, I give it up," Alice replied: "what's the answer?"
"I haven't the slightest idea," said the Hare
Ginny sighed wearily. "I think you might do something better with the time," she said, "than waste it in asking riddles that have no answers."
Draco was rather proud of her .Not such a spineless weasel after all.
"Hav' another cuppa." said the Hare
Draco and Ginny were getting tired of this , they had tried in the amount of time allotted to drink a cup of tea to no avail.
What with the Hare taking his bloody sweet time serving it.
" Maybe we could go back and fetch our wands?" Draco said feebly
" No I think we are not allowed to use wands in this challenge." Ginny replied
Ginny started grudgingly " If I get us out of this , will you swear a wizards oath not to tell anyone what I'm about to do."
" Yes. I swear it , just get me out of here, I'll never drink a cup of tea again." Draco turned green as he said this.
Draco watched Ginny closely and saw her eyes flutter closed. Her hand raised itself in the air and a tiny word sprouted from her lips.
" Glacialis"
All of a sudden Draco felt as though his body was frozen, but that feeling came as soon as it left.
His eyes could have deceived him , but they had never done so yet. The whole yard of the Hare was frozen in time except for him Ginny and two cuppas of tea. Even a leaf that had begun to fall from on of the trees had been frozen.
" Well." Ginny spoke
" Drink your tea it will get cold."
What... the .... fuck
"Explanations later Draco."
They both downed their tea then Ginny went to retrieve her wand.
" Finite Incantatem."
All returned to as it was .
" Well its been a pleasure , now we must leave." Ginny said forcefully
"Done your cuppa Rosy Tea already .. , once ya step into the bleedin' house ya will be transported back ... such a pity ya'll were Robin Good company."
Draco and Ginny made their way to the door, but Ginny ended up tripping on a root sticking out of the grass. Her skirt went flying up. Draco made no move to catch her and ended up exposing her knickers to the whole tea party .
" Yo Alice why is your arse blue?" The Cheshire cat shouted.
" My arse is not b...." Ginny turned around to discover that her arse was indeed tinged a lovely shade of navy.
" MALFOY.!"
Draco ran inside the door giggling like a little schoolgirl with Ginny nipping at his heels. Once they were both in they were once again enveloped in a purple light and vanished just as quickly as they had come.
SO this was chapter 3 , alot longer than the others, I myself prefer longer chapters, however shorter ones are easier to write :)
So Draco turned Ginny's Butt blue if You didnt get it. :)
How did Ginny perform that spell, will she get him back for the butt thing, what will be our next fairytale.... All this and more on the next installment
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