Plan not update this fanfic for awhile since I've been so busy... Well I hope you like...
Oh, yeah! If you are a Kikyo fan, I wouldn't read this fanfic. There will be Kikyo bashing!
Disclaimer: I don't own InuYasha...
Talking
Thinking
Scene Change
Chapter 12: The Phone Call
Sesshomaru put the phone to his ear. He waited for the phone to be answered. Finally what it seemed for ever, the phone was finally answered. "Uh Hello..."
"Blah..."
"My I please speak to Mr. InuTaisho?"
"His father of course!" Kagome had the epiphany. "I forgot their father was loaded."
"Yes, tell him that this is very important." Sesshomaru said to the receptionist.
"Blah blah blah?"
"This is his older son."
"Blah blah?"
"Which one? Which one! That's a stupid question..." Sesshomaru started to get aggravated.
"Blah blah blah"
"Yes I wanted to speak to him. Why I be calling?"
"Blah blah blah."
"Can I please speak to him?"
"Blah."
"No! What do you mean no!"
"Blah blah blah."
"Tell him this is really important." A vein was popping out his head.
"Man... how dense people are these days?" Miroku said with a bored expression as they watched him talk on the phone.
"Blah blah blah."
"He's in a meeting! Call him so I can talk to him!"
"Blah blah blah."
"The meeting is far away! Are you lazy or something!" Be now Sesshomaru's stripes on his cheek started to get jagged. Also another vein popped out.
"Blah blah blah."
"It's locked! Knock on the door!"
"Blah blah blah."
"He's not in there! Then where is he?"
"Blah blah blah."
"Hold on! Hold on! I'm his son for crisps sake!"
"Man, imagine InuYasha on the phone..." Miroku stated.
"He'll definitely break it..." Kagura said.
"Blah blah blah?"
"What does he look like!"
"Blah blah."
"Oh for the love of! He has silver hair, a purple stripe on each cheek and has amber eyes!"
"Blah blah blah."
"Be more specific! How many demons are in that building follows that discription!" Sesshomaru held the phone in front of him.
"Man this is going to take forever." Kagome said.
"Blah."
"Two? Two!" Sesshomaru was amazed to find out that there was another demon in the building that did fit that description. (oh yeah another vein was popping out of him.) "How hard could it be to distinguish them!"
"Blah blah blah."
"Very very hard! Please!"
"Blah blah blah."
"You want to speak to my parent! You want because he is not here!" Sesshomaru's eyes were crimson now.
Everyone watched as the antics continued. "Does everyone in that family get mad fast? He doesn't look to happy..."
"You would be pissed off to if you were him!" Miroku sighed.
"Blah blah blah?"
"Where does he work? Where does he work! He works in your building!"
"Blah blah blah?"
"Yes my guardian works there!"
"Blah blah blah."
"No I don't want to take the company survey!"
"Blah blah blah?"
"What is my name! You don't need to now my name!"
"Blah blah blah?"
"You don't need to know my age!"
"Blah blah blah?"
"I'm I a virgin! Why the hell I tell you!"
"Dude! Did that person ask him that!" Miroku exclaimed. Everyone froze with shock.
"Blah blah blah?"
"I'm I a drug attic! Why do are you asking me all these stupid questions!"
"Blah blah blah."
"You're authorized! Bullshit!"
"Blah blah blah?"
"My father is Mr.InuTaisho!"
On the other end of the phone line, "Oh! You wanted to speak to Mr.InuTaisho!"
"Yes I wanted to speak in InuTaisho!"
"You should have said something."
"I did!"
"I'll get him one the line right away!" The receptionist cheesed the biggest smile she could muster.
"FINALLY!"
Note: I Know that was a waste of time but I couldn't help it! I thought it was pretty funny... Well that's all for today!
