I knowI haven't updated this fanfic for while butlikeIsaid, Istill want to finish RotDL first. Once that one is done,I plan to finsih this one. I took my SAt today and it was boring. LucklyI was prepared... Thank you to all my reviewers: SakuraStar, SiM, Taijiya-Sango-Chan, deema, Fluffy'sbabe, wolfdogcat41, raven657, rabbitstew, Lord Destroyer, PixiePam, youkosangohiei, raven-999, Nightfall2525 and that random person by the name "... " I thank you all! If this fanfic sucks, just tell me so I can delete it. I don't want to waste my time if this becomes a failure. I think I need to make it more funnier…. Ok, on with the chapter!

Oh, yeah! If you are a Kikyo fan, I wouldn't read this fanfic. There will be Kikyo bashing!

Disclaimer: I don't own InuYasha...

Talking
Thinking
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Chapter 13: Man to Man

After waiting a long ten minuets, Sesshomaru almost decided to hang up and call at a later time. He was still calming down after a certain let's say… incident. "Man, I thought that might go on forever." Miroku stated.

"For real…" Kagura said as she fanned herself.

"Just wait a little bit longer." Kagome said

Sesshomaru still held the phone to his ear. After another minuet, his father finally got on the other line. "Hello? If this is not a beautiful woman on the other line, then please call at another time."

"Dad…"

"Oh! Uh… Hello son. I didn't expect you to call. How's everything?"

"Great…"

"You sound angry. Why? Are you staying out of trouble?"

"It's nothing… and yes I am staying out of trouble.

This is going to be long… Sango sat there holding Kirara.

Hopefully everything will go to plan… Kagome waited.

I'm bored. We need some action, but how? Miroku glanced at the girls.

Something is going on between everyone. Especially the way InuYasha likes Kagome and Sesshomaru to Sango… Hmm… If so, then I will get to the bottom of this! It's my duty to get the scoop on this! Kagura sat there thinking about the change of attitudes of her friends. She was so busy thinking about their relationships that she didn't notice that familiar hand grazing her bottom. He just DID NOT do that! "Perv!" Kagura opened her fan. "Fujin no Mai!" Swoosh!

"Ah!" Miroku was sent flying across the apartment. Smash! He crashed in to the wall. I'm not bored no more… He slumped down on the floor.

"I'm sorry Sango for trashing you dorm."

"It's ok."

Wow! I didn't think Miroku could manage to lay a hand on Kagura… Kagome watched the Miroku knocked out against the wall.

InuTaisho heard the noise on the other side of the line. "What the hell was that?"

"Miroku is up to his dirty tricks again…"

"So why did you call?"

"I know this is out of the ordinary and it is strictly forbidden but… Can I take a few bottles of saki out of the basement?"

"Son…" InuTaisho's voice grew serious. "Why would you ask such a thing?"

"Because… I want to celebrate our upcoming birthday with a bang…" Sesshomaru's voice grew low enough for InuTaisho's demon ears to pick up. InuTaisho didn't say anything. "Dad…" Sesshomaru thought he heard sobbing on the other side. "Dad? Are you ok? It sounds like you're crying…"

"Today is the day that you finally become a man!" InuTaisho shouted after wiping his happy tears. "I would have never have thought you will make such a daring move. I would have never have thought you would make it to this day! I was waiting for you to catch up to InuYasha!"

Sesshomaru's eye twitched and gritted his teeth. "What do you mean by that?" Catch up to InuYasha? He became a man before me? His eye twitched again.

"Well you see son, I um…"

"What do you mean by that DAD!" His anger grew.

"Well, for one you need to loosen up a bit sometimes…"

"That's all?" Sesshomaru started to calm down a bit. He was rather shocked his father was acting like this.

"And…"

"And?"

InuTaisho whispered. "I thought you were gay…"

"WHAT!" Sesshomaru's eyes were crimson again and his striped were jagged. "WHAT MAKES YOU THINK THAT I WAS GUY!"

"What!" Kagome, Kagura, and Sango exclaimed.

"Meow!" What!

"Dude!" Miroku woke up from being unconscious.

Sesshomaru clutched the phone in his hand. He heard his father. "That isn't the point. The point is that you're officially a man!" Sesshomaru's eye twitched again. "Let me talk to your brother."

"He's not here. You see…" Sesshomaru regain his composure. "I um… I want to keep this a secret from him and surprise him. He doesn't believe I'm capable of "throwing a party.""

"So you got something to prove, eh? I don't blame him…"

"Dad…" A vein popped out of Sesshomaru's forehead.

"Anyway, you can take all the saki you want."

"Don't for get the karaoke machine!" Miroku yelled in the background.

"Was that Miroku?" InuTaisho said.

"Nope." Sesshomaru quickly said.

"Lair! It is I, Miroku!"

"Ok! I'll also bring the machine. Do you need anything else?"

"Nope."

"Are you sure?"

"Yes?"

"You sure? You don't want any dancers?"

"What! Are you insane!"

"What? I had some when I was in high school." InuTaisho gleamed with pride. He started to remember his hi school days.

"No thanks."

"Why? You are finally a man after all. I thought you wanted to celebrate with a bang! Are you keeping something from me?"

"No. It's not that."

"Why? Is there someone special?"

"…"

"Wow! My son is truly a man! Who is she?" InuTaisho got watery eyed again.

"It's not that. There are going to be girls there and…"

InuTaisho cut him off! "So you all ready have dancers? What a smart man!"

Sesshomaru smacked his forehead. "No. They are not. They are my friends."

"Where's the fun in that! You said…"

"Dad, we don's want any dancers."

"WHAT! ARE YOU INSANE!" Miroku zoomed across the room. He didn't know what Sesshomaru was discussing on the phone until he mentioned a certain word. "What about my opinion!" Miroku was trying to grab the phone from Sesshomaru. "Don't listen to him Mr.Taisho! He's just not thinking straight!"

Sesshomaru was holding him back with his free hand. "Back off!"

"NO PERV!" All the girls yelled.

"Meow!" Yeah!

"Come on! Gimme the phone! Mr.Taisho! Bring as much beautiful woman as you want! You hear? BRING THEM!" Miroku persist in his antics. Bong!

"We also have a say in this too." Kagura dragged a Miroku across the floor by a foot. "And the majority says NO!"

"Ok ma'am…" Miroku squeaked in a small voice.

"Anyways…" Sesshomaru watched them settle down again. "Thanks."

"You're welcome! Anything for my grown son!"

"…One more thing before you go. Why all this? I thought you would say no."

"Son, I know it's against the rules but loosen up. Have fun for once. Sometimes it's good to have fun. Just don't get out of control. You only live once in a life time. When I was your age, I had a bunch of parties. Of course, I was one of the hottest guy at school, not to mention the most out of control."

"You were out of control?"

"Oh yeah… I was sent to detention almost everyday. But don't get any ideas, you hear? If you do, then you have to answer to me."

"Yes dad."

"Oh yeah! One more thing before I go."

"And what is that?"

"Please get laid." Click!

"WHAT! HELLO!" Beep…Beep…Beep… "Dad! Son of a…"

"Well, what did he say?" Everyone was hoping for the best. "What did he say?"

"He said he'll bring the machine and saki…" He hung up the phone. He sighed.

"Yeah!" Everyone jumped.

"Meow!" Alright!

Miroku sobbed. "No dancers…"


Note: I hopw you liked it! I was bored so i just wrote whatever came into my mind.

R&R please! i'm drawing near to my big 100!