Hiya. I'm Nika the Chibi Demon Authoress. Or just Nika. Your choice. Anywaysss.. Yeah.. This was TECHNICALLY s'posed to be the third in a series of SSBM-related comedies, but.. :sigh:

Some-person-in-a-shadowy-black-Power-Suit: Her first in the series got pulled off because she didn't know you weren't s'posed to have little contests for people to guess who the culprit of a mystery was, then when she tried to re-do it she got stuck and ran out of ideas, her second she ran out of ideas for again and decided she hated the whole idea anyway, and this is the only one she can get ideas for and actually do more than 2 chapters in BECAUSE IT IS TOTALLY NUTSO! AND SO IS SHE! -.-;

Me: Oh shush, Shadow. I saw someone else make a little contest like that successfully so I naturally thought it was okay. ;-; Oh yeah. This's Shadow. My mini-muse.

Shadow: HEY! I'M NOT MINI! ;-; and I'm not a muse!

Me: Technically anything that I talk to pre-chapter is a muse. So there.

Shadow: ;-; meanie.

Me: anyways, time for me to torture you with, ahem, drum roll please..

Red-and-blue-and-yellow robotic figure::very bad drum roll:

Oo;; Takua, get off my set. I swear you're better at the guitar. :winces at the memory of two very high-quality speakers being broken by that incident involving guitars, not to mention the resulting epidemic of temporary deafness: ANYWAYS! Where was I? Oh yeah. Torture you with... :does her own drum roll: A COMEDY! MWUAHAHAHAH- dissolves into coughing spasms and falls to floor

Shadow: Nika? Nika? NIKA! Shitari! Ack, GET THE MEDICS CALL 911 AND—oh, wait. Nika. :pokes me with toe of armored boot: you need to write the comedy. Stop pretending to die and get over here.

Me: Awwww.. Okayyy.. Hmph. You're no fun. HERE WE GO! DISCLAIMER!

:Disclaimer: Hey. D'you SERIOUSLY think I own SSBM? COME ON! I would've at least added, y'know, Young Zelda and Saria and about a bazillion other characters, and added myself into it! And maybe an optional storyline! And a SSBM: 2! So, therefore, I have to be content by raiding Nintendo HQ to attempt to get the copyright and end up being caught and thrown back home by living coke cans:

Shadow: T.T No more coke for you.

Me: Awwwwwwwww.. CHARACTER DESCRIPTIONS THEN STORY:

Nika:

Name: Nika Jenna O'Brian. (No that is not my real real-life name, TOO BAD. :giggle:)

Age: Around 16 or so.

Appearance: Long blonde hair, Cyan or Green highlights (depends, Nika switches the highlights color every so often just for fun), blue-rimmed glasses, constantly carries around a pencil and notepad.

Personality: Well.. She's me! The author! Uhm, right, personality whatchamajigger.. Well, I can get sort of hyper sometimes.. I HATE MY GLASSES TOO! sob evil little annoyingly needed things! Stupid near-sightedness.. ahem anyways! I'm obsessed with writing Fan-Fics, Like romance-epics (YEEE! I'm a hopeless romantic. siighhh), and creating generally sugar-induced crazy sit-chee-ay-shuns (yes, SITCHEEAYSHUNS! heehee) for the characters to get out of! LIKE CUCCO CHICKENS ATTACKING! Hai. I know. I'm nuts. ahem All done I s'pose. And, remember kids.. BOUNCING OFF WALLS AND THE MISUSE OF AUTHOR POWERS IS FUN! So naturally, DON'T DO THESE THINGS AT HOME! Go do them things over at your friend's house instead. )

Shadowed Suit:

Name: Uhm.. well.. Shadowed Suit? Shadow if you like. (;;TT) Shadow Jenna O'Brian. :giggle:

Age: Oh, around 16 or so.

Appearance: Almost constantly wears a dark black Power Suit, like Samus's. Though, without it she's pretty normal, brown hair, purple highlights here n' there, green eyes.

Personality: Okay, First of all.. Shadowed Suit is the result of a very unfortunate incident involving a (chibi-)cloning machine. In other words, I went into the machine (I hadn't decided what the said machine should do yet, BY THE WAY) and pushed a button way back in there, spawning thousands of Chibi-Nika-Clones. Who immediately went about pushing every single button on the darn machine, which ended up in them disappearing and a big me-clone appearing. Whom I named Shadow. Anyways, Shadow's kinda just like me, only, uhm.. hunh. I guess she's more of a twin. (if you don't know who's talking, it's me, Nika! The author? Remember? TT) Only I made her dye her hair a different color, 'cause she's obviously not me. We're the Mistresses of the Smash Club! giggle Which means everyone's kinda a teeeeeennnnsseeeeyyy bit scared of us. ;3 Sillies! Well, Shadow's obsessed with reading and causing trouble. And swimming. And trying to annoy Samus. And stuff. There's also Chibi-Shadow.. A mini-Shadow who's PURE EBIL! EBIL I TELLS YAH! And C-S has very creepy eyes.. And a crush/obsession with Young Link that is extremely strange to me. Oh well. All done!

Takeau:

Name: Takeau Tahi Malinake

Age: around 13-14.

Appearance: He's a red-head, green eyes, black wolf ears and tail, and, uhm.. I guess that's it. Your typical Wolf Demon.. in appearance. (if you don't know what a Wolf Demon is, I'm sorry.. just think of a person with wolf ears and tail. And read at least the first Manga-book of InuYasha. Yeah.)

Personality: Spirited, rebellious, irresponsible, hot-tempered occasionally, but mostly laid-back (or he at least pretends to be laid-back) until something gets his attention. He's a character I made for a bit of Bionicle Fan-Fiction Epic-ness, and I pulled him out of the Epic to let him have some fun around the Smash Club, at least 'till I get s'more ideas for his epic or actually make another chapter in the said epic. During battle he wears a pair of gloves that are shaped like wolf-paws, complete with claws, so he can slash opponents. And somehow even with those gloves on he uses a pair of Jurs (Short twin Daggers, oh-kay?) that are enchanted with the fire property. 3 He's quite sensitive about his tail, which often gets stomped on or sometimes shut in doors. Not always on accident either. :glares at all evil Smashers:

Ganon: WHAAAAT!

Bowser: It's not like I stomped that hard...!

Me: -.-;; see what I mean? Well, anyways. Takeau also has a pair of twin daggers, both enchanted with the Fire element. Well, that's basically it for Takeau.

Raine:

Name: Raine Terri Greenstorm

Age: 13-14

Appearance: Short brown hair, brown eyes, brown mouse ears and tail, and that's 'bout it. Typical mouse demon.

Personality: Shy, quiet, very sweet. Takeau's :-snigger-: girlfriend. :collapses into an uncontrollable fit of giggles: S-sorry. Welp, if you couldn't tell, she's from the same Epic as Takeau. giggle She has a pair of Daggers like Takeau's, only smaller and one is enchanted with the element of Electricity, the other with Water. She doesn't talk much to anyone but Takeau and me. Nor does she seem to ever get any inclination to fight anyone.. Oh well! She's such a little sweetheart who could mind?

Bowser: We do.

Ganon: She's too sweet, she's up to something, we know it!

Bowser: how she managed to get everyone on her side even though she's scared stiff at the very thought of talking to them is beyond me!

Me: Shut up you two. TT anyways, that's Raine, the sweetest little gal I've made yet::mutter-next-to-that-one-eternally-4-yr-old-girl-I-made-mutter::huggles Raine:

Raine: Uh, uhm, Nika.. It's, ah, getting a little, uhm, hard to breathe..

Me: Sowwy Raine. Promise not to do that anymore, I do! Really::lets go of the poor, frantically hyperventilating Mouse Demon:

Okay, that's all the 'special' characters! Whee! DONE! Now on to the comedy!

Narrator: IT WAS A BRIGHT AND SUNNY-

/SFX: BOOMRUMBLEsounds of thunder/

/Scene: Suddenly starts to rain/

Narrator::sopping wet: Oh forget it. :stomps off to find Nika and yell at her for being so annoyingly ironic:

Me::whistling innocently: Okay, I've just decided- EPIC 3rd PERSON MODE! Bai!

"YOU TWO HAD BETTER GET BACK HERE YOU LITTLE-" A red-headed knight yelled before crashing into a door that had just opened in front of him with enough force that normally would've either broken the door or thrown it back closed. As it was, the person who opened the door had stood against the door and braced it, preventing either from happening.

"Roy, what do you mean by nearly breaking my door down?" Asked the bounty hunter who had opened the door, shutting the said door and tapping her foot impatiently, waiting for a coherent answer.

"Shitari.. Er, well, you see, I was going after Young Link and Ness for stealing me n' Marth's swords, and you opened your door in my face." Roy said awkwardly, looking past the extremely annoyed Samus to see the end of a green cap whip around the corner. Samus stepped to the side and let him pass (Muttering something about 'Boys' as she did so), thankfully, so Roy continued his madcap chase.

"Samus— Have you— Seen— Mini-Me?" asked a very breathless Link a couple minutes later, looking as if he had just run the whole length of the building.

"Few minutes ago, running that-a-way from a very angry Roy, who nearly knocked down my door when I opened it while he was running down the hall after Ness and Young Link." Samus said calmly, watching as Link groaned and ran the way Samus had pointed. Samus shook her head and rolled her eyes. Young Link sure could get in the worst sorts of trouble sometimes. Just then..

"AIYEEE! RUN FOR THE HILLS! Houston, we have a problem- No! Nika! GET OFF THE CHANDELIER!" Samus winced and looked down through the flooring with her X-Ray Visor. Someone, presumably Nika, was hanging off a light source (obviously the chandelier), holding something else that closely resembled a chain-saw. Samus ran downstairs to see what was going on, along with about 8 other smashers who had gotten the same idea. When she arrived downstairs, the strangest sight since Nika's brothers had come for a visit one day met her eyes.

A teenage girl with blonde hair, blue highlights, green eyes and blue-rimmed glasses (and who had obviously just changed her form to that of a Dog or Wolf Demon from the ears and tail that she now sported) was hanging from the chandelier with a huge chainsaw, which was getting worryingly close to the part of the chandelier that held it to the ceiling.

"Nika you get off that chandelier RIGHT NOW!" a figure in a shadowy black Power Suit was saying angrily, glaring up at Nika. At least, we must presume she was glaring, because you couldn't see her face due to the helmet.

"NOooOOooOOOoO! G'way Shadow! MEANIE!" Nika was saying in an extremely hyper voice indeed, and now she was making the chandelier swing at a rate that, if Nika happened to fail to cut the support with the chainsaw, the chandelier would probably rip away from the ceiling anyways.

"Shitari! What's going on!" Asked Marth, who had been the first on the scene and had just now regained the use of his vocal chords. He was backing away as fast as he dared from the suddenly crazy Nika and the spot where he figured the chandelier would smash down as he said this, hoping not to be smashed.

Shadow sighed and turned towards the growing crowd. "Someone managed to smuggle some Coca-Cola in." She said wearily, tilting her head towards the gleaming pile of empty red cans and smushed-up boxes. "This's the result." She added, looking up at her 'sister', of whom she was just a clone.

"COOOKE! YUM! I WANT MORE! Can we go to the store and get s'more! Hunh? Hunh? PLEEEEAAAASSSEEE Shadow!" Nika said, giggling and acting like a 4-yr-old on a steady diet of sweet-n-low. Or even a 4-yr-old who's eaten sweet-n-low steadily for 10 minutes, in retrospect.

"NO! Well, she'll wind down in a couple of hours or so." Shadow said exasperatedly.

"Meanie." Nika pouted, and went back to cutting the support beam.

"AIYEE! NO NIKA! YOU KNOW MUM SAID NO CUTTING DOWN CHANDELIERS!"

"No she didn't!"

"She said no playing with chainsaws, then!"

"No she didn't!"

"What does Kagome say in InuYasha to make Inuyasha crash to the ground again?" Ness hissed to Young Link.

Young Link blinked, wondering what his friend was thinking of. "I think it's-" He said, then shouted; "SIT," -he talked normally again- "But why should that-"

The young troublemaking swordsman was suddenly cut off, however, by a rather large Thump.

"Owwwww!" Nika was mumbling, crumpled on the floor with a suddenly deactivating chain saw.

Shadow was laughing. "Nikkaaa, why didn't you tell me mum and dad did that to you?" she teased, helping her still quite hyper sister up.

"Mom did it to me one day when I tried to hold up the Pizza man for all his money. And pizza. Unfortunately I don't have a silly necklace to take off, soo—OH! PIZZA! OHH! SHADOW CAN WE GET PIZZA! HUNH! HUNH? PLEEEAAASSSEE!" Nika said, sullenly at first, then back to hyper-ness at the thought of pizza.

Young Link blinked. "Soooo.. Nika's a Wolf Demon or Dog Demon or whatever?" He said in shock.

Shadow sighed. "Yeppers. But, being an Authoress, she can make herself normal whenever. C'mon, Nika, we'll get pizza then.." She said with an air of defeat.

"PIZZAA! YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY-" at this point Shadow had carted Nika off, thankfully cutting off the barrage of 'Yay's.

Roy looked about at the others, who all seemed to be equally shocked and/or scared. Then he suddenly saw Young Link holding on to his sword, which he quickly snatched away from him.

"HEY!" Young Link protested, hopping up and down in an attempt to grab it. Roy promptly thwacked him on the head with the flat of the sword. At least 6 times. Rapidly.

"Roy, I know he's annoying, but isn't that a bit much!" Marth commented, wincing as Young Link fell to the floor (rather hard), obviously knocked unconscious.

"No. By the way, here's your sword, found it in his room."

"I take my previous comment back. Thanks."

"No problem. By the way.. I can still beat you at Mario Kart!"

"No you can't!"

"Yes I can!"

"Prove it!"

"Okay!"

"3,"

"2-1-GO!"

"No fair!"

Shadow's Point Of View (POV)

Meanwhile, I was having a 'bit' of trouble with Nika.

"I WANT A PIZZA WITH EVERYTHING ON IT!" Nika cried out at least a thousand times on the way there.

"No. expletive deleted. Way!" I replied every time—well, after the 15th time anyway. Trust me, I was having enough trouble keeping her from jumping out the window of the car, much less watching my language.

Meanwhile, Nika was having quite a lot of fun singing Christmas tunes, which besides being annoying, were over 4 months out-of-season.

"Have YOURself A MERRY little CHRIIISSSTTTMAAAASSS-" she began for the fiftieth time, at which point I conked her on the head with my arm beam cannon and sighed out of relief, because once Nika was knocked out there was an almost un-natural silence. The only downsides to the silence was that it gave me plenty of time to notice the strange looks the other drivers were giving us and also plenty of time to wonder how the heck I could ever be the exact clone of the little hyper monster-in-disguise next to me, which led me to wondering what'd happen if I drank that much soda pop.

Unfortunately, Nika woke up just as we pulled up to the Pizza hut/Taco Bell place. I s'pose that was good news, because I had just realized I couldn't go back to the Smash Club with only one pizza, unless I wanted to be mobbed by Young Link, Yoshi, and Kirby, and in order for us to have enough money for all the pizzas we'd need, I'd need Nika's nice Authoress Powers to create the money. Also unfortunately, Nika woke up furious with me.

"MEANIE!" she cried, beating her fists ineffectively against my power suit.

"Come on Nika, you've gotta admit... It's nearly July... Christmas songs are OUT OF SEASON! And have been for like 6 seasons!" I pleaded. "And now, because unless you want Young Link, Kirby, Yoshi, and everyone else at our necks, I need you to make enough money for a heckuva lotta pizza."

"Allllriiiiiggghhhhhtttt." Nika said sullenly after looking as if she was wondering how much a pack of smashers could hurt one girl.

"Good girl! I'll, uh, get you some candy later." I said, wincing and hoping Nika didn't have an identical problem with the amount of sugar in a Hershey's bar.

"YEAAAHHH! OKAY!" Nika said, brightening and hopping up and down in the seat. Almost instantly a wad of 20's appeared on the dash, and I grabbed it with a sigh of relief. I certainly hoped that Nika's hyper-ness would wear off soon.

"GO GET PIZZA GO GET PIZZA GO GET PIZZA!" Nika was chanting, and I quickly pushed a button on my suit, making my suit quickly fold up into a bracelet, which I put securely on my wrist. I did that because the last time I went into a store with my power suit on, I was instantly mobbed by a pack of Nintendo fan-kids, and SOMEone called the national guard. Which of course created a fiasco nobody liked to remember and everyone was forbidden to speak of.

"Alright already, let me call the smashers and figure out what they want, oh-kay!" I said exasperatedly.

"... I think they want ONE BAGILLION PIZZA'S WITH EVERYTHING ON THEM!" Nika said in a superior tone of voice with a small smug nod. I groaned, shaking my head.

"... No. Just, no. Shut up." I replied, pulling out my cell phone and dialing the Smash Club number.

Ringgg...

Riii-

"Hello, Smash Club, may I ask who's speaking?" enquired the familiar voice of Link.

"Hey, Link. It's me, Shadow. Figure out what everyone wants for pizza. And before you ask, yeah, Nika's still a pain." I replied, smacking Nika for attempting to steal my bracelet.

"Alright. One sec." Link said as Nika's eyes began to fill up with tears, and I could barely hear him shout, "HEY GUYS! GET DOWN HERE! PIZZA TIME! ANYONE WHO DOESN'T COME DOESN'T GET LUNCH!"

A pause, then..

"You have Nika with you, right?"

"of course." I replied sadly as I reached into the back of the truck to find something to shut Nika up; she was crying now, claiming that I had mortally wounded her—or something like that.

"good, 'cause you're gonna need a heckuva lotta money. Here's everyone's orders:

Kirby wants 10 large pepperoni pizzas,

I want a medium Veggie Lovers pizza,

Yoshi wants.. Okay, ditto of Kirby's order,

Mini-Me here— OW! ("Don't compare me to some freakish dude in some wacko movie!")— Okay, Young Link here wants a small Veggie Lovers (— No, look, kid, you can't eat a medium—) anyways,

Samus wants a large pepperoni pizza with stuffed crust,

Peach wants a medium cheese pizza,

Zellie-- OW! Alright already!-- Zelda wants a large stuffed-crust double-cheese cheese pizza-- gee, do you really like cheese that muc- OW!--" At this point Link stopped talking and Peach took over. Apparently Peach had knocked Link out for making so many mistakes.

"Hiiii Shadowww!

Annnd the Ice Climbers both just want cold pizza of any kind, so get a pizza and stick it in a cooler,

Ganny here wants the Meat Lovers- EWW! ... :WHAM::clatter: ...ow.." Here Zelda took over, and at this point I had filled up one page of Nika's notebook just writing down the orders.

"Hi! Anyways,

Mr. Game N' Watch here wants Sausage,

Bowser wants what Ganon's having," and seeing as you're probably bored already ((Author's note: and my brain is starting to feel like a wrung-out sponge already from thinking up what each character would want)) I'll just say that it took me two pieces of paper to write it all down and 4 smashers to get all the orders out to me.
Finally it was over, and me and Nika (who I had persuaded to turn into a small black cat-with-pink-wings-ish thing just to be safe) went in, finally.

"Welcome to Pizza Hut/Taco Bell, how may I help you?" asked a very bored-looking 16-yr-old girl behind the counter.

"Okay, let's see here. I neeeeddd.. hrmm. One two, twenty- okay, 46 pizzas." I said with a sigh, adding up all the pizzas, which included mine and Nika's. (Here's a math problem for yah: 26 smashers plus 2 girls. 2 smashers want 10 pizzas each, the rest just want one. Is my calculation right? Wrong? REVIEW AND TELL ME! P) The girl's eyes instantly began to widen to the size of, well, pizzas.

"F-Fourty-six!" she sputtered, looking at me and Nika, who was still a cat. Thankfully Nika wasn't facing me, so the girl couldn't see the pink wings. "F-For just you and a cat!"

"Well, uhm, not quite.." I said, feeling my face turn red. "Everyone's back home right now, you see-"

Suddenly, a certain purple cat Pokemon and green-clad swordsman appeared. I groaned.

"Liiink, Mewtwo, WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT TELEPORTING INTO PUBLIC RESTAURANTS AND OTHER SUCH PLACES!" I screeched at them, my temper snapping like an extremely brittle and very thin twig.

"Well, SOMEone needed to tell you that Kirby decided he wanted five of his 10 pizzas to be sausage instead of pepperoni!" Link protested. Mewtwo nodded.

"So call me on my cell next time, nut." I pointed out. Both Mewtwo and Link looked at each other sheepishly. Obviously neither had thought of that.

"NOW SHOO!" I groaned, aiming a kick at Link just as he and Mewtwo teleported away. "Err, sorry about that." I added, glancing at the near-fainting employee, as well as the quite shocked customers. "Right, well, I need.." I continued, reading off the list of orders.

"Soo, you live over at the Smash Club?" The employee (whose name was Jean) asked as me and Nika waited for our order, which we were told 'might' take a 'while'. Jean, as it turned out, was quite the Nintendo fan.

I nodded. "Yeah, kinda crazy sometimes. Today's been craziest though, Nika here somehow got a couple 12-packs of coke and drank every bit of 'em." I said wearily, glaring at Nika, who stuck her tongue out at me and then turned away with feline disdain.

"Sugar rush?"

"Major sugar rush. She jumped onto a chandelier and nearly cut it off of the ceiling."

"This cat!"

"Yeah, well-" I began, still puzzling over how to explain, when Nika saved me the trouble by disobeying me and turning back 'normal'.

"I'M NOT A CAT!" she said, stomping her foot childishly. Jean's eyes widened again.

"This's Nika. Now go back to being a cat! What did I tell you in the car!"

Nika sighed. "You said, 'Don't go back to normal in there, because you'll SCARE PEOPLE!' ..BOO!" she repeated gloomily, then turned back into a cat.

"Stupid Hyper Shape-shifting Demon Authoresses.." I groaned, adding a few well-chosen curses under my breath.

"... Well, uhm, I think your pizzas are done." Jean said, looking cautiously over at Nika.

"Oh, yeah, thanks! By the way, you can come over to the Smash Club any time you like. Just be careful to avoid, you know, Ganon and Bowser and ect. Bye!" I said as cheerfully as I could manage while carrying 46 pizza boxes.

"Err- need some help!" Jean asked, tilting her head to the side to see past the boxes.

"Gee, you think?" I replied sarcastically, which got me a few other employees, who quickly helped me get them out to the black Dodge Ram. ((A/N: don't ask me why it's black! However, I will tell you why the Dodge Ram. I like 'em. My dad owns one. I like it. It's green. I'm done.)) After that it was just a matter of strapping the pizzas securely in (which was managed with a heckuva lotta rope, which thankfully I already had) and driving out of there.

"ahem.. MEANIE!" Nika said as she buckled up (having gone back to being a human again), continuing her argument.

"Sure, whatever. C'mon. It's a good thing we left at 10 AM, 'cause it's nearly 12 now and I'm sure the Smashers won't thank us for the wait." I said with a roll of the eyes, switching my bracelet back to Power Suit-ness.

3rd person view, back to Smash Club

"Where's Shaddddoooowwww!" Asked a very hungry Young Link for the fifth time in a row.

"GETTING OUR FOURTY-SIX PIZZAS!" Link roared, wondering whether killing Young Link would be considered suicide or murder. He had just decided most likely 'both', when..

"WE'REE BAAACKKK!" Shadow was back, to state the over-obvious. Almost instantly Yoshi and Kirby came and nearly knocked over Nika and Shadow, who were both carrying 23 pizzas each.

"GETAWAYGETAWAYGETAWWAAYYY! OR I'LL GO ONTO THE CHANDELIER WITH THESE!" Nika shrieked, and the pink puffball and tiny green dinosaur rushed off just as quickly as they had rushed over, not grasping the fact that Nika, with an armful of pizzas, couldn't possibly get on top of the chandelier again, seeing as she could barely even carry the pizzas.

A few seconds later everyone was sitting at the very large round table eating their pizzas hungrily.

"So, is Nika safe yet?" Link whispered to Shadow, hoping her temper had cooled.

"Almost." Shadow somehow said with her mouth full of triple-pepperoni stuffed-crust pizza, glaring at Nika, who was calmly eating her own pizza. "Who did smuggle in the pop anyway?" she added, turning towards Link.

Link shrugged. "I don't know. You know the likely suspects, of course. Young Link, Kirby, Yoshi, and ect." he said, looking about the table.

Shadow laughed. "Oh, I dunno. If it wasn't for the fact nobody knew that Nika goes into it's-like-she-swallowed-2-packs-of-sweet-n-low-whole mode whenever she has more than 3-4 Cokes I'd say it was like Ganon, Bowser, Ness, or like you said, Chibi-you." Shadow said calmly, turning to face Nika. "Hey, Nika, have you told-" she started, but ended up laughing. Where Nika used to be was the large black cat again, curled up and quite obviously asleep.

"What's so funny!" Asked about 20 very curious voices.

"Nothing. Nika's sugar rush has worn off though. Be right back." Shadow said, still chuckling as she picked up Nika and carried her off in the direction of the stairs.

All the smashers shrugged, muttered their relief that there most likely be any 'chandelier' episodes, and went back to their pizzas.

Welllll? What d'you think of my first chapty-er! HUNH! HUNH! ahem Sorry. Little excited. Yeah. I wuv my story.. Anyways, yeah.. If you're wondering why I'm acting so crazy.. REMEMBER I'VE JUST DRUNK LIKE 36 COCA-COLA CANS! -.- I was on such a sugar rush it's a miracle I didn't start chasing smashers with that chainsaw instead of chandeliers... Oh, and.. The idea of going-hyper-after-the-fourth-coke came from.. I DON'T REMEMBER! I certainly don't do that in real life. (at least I don't think I do. Never drunk more than 2 cans of coke at any given time..) Neither does anyone else I know. Oo;; Hai, it's freaky!

Anyways, Seiya (who I'm pretty certain doesn't post 'round here) gave me the idea of being on top of a chandelier with a chain-saw. Because she did it in one of her comedies. And in her comedies and epics she's a dog demon. (Bionicle epics! So g'way!)

And yeah. I'm certain it's spelled CHAN-DE-LIER. I looked it up in the dictionary! (I know, people say you can't look something up in a dictionary if you can't spell it, but you can if you know the basic definition and the first few letters! HAH!) anyways. Hope you liked it. 3 alsooo.. NO FLAMING OR SPAMMING! Or else I shall use my newest weapon in my growing arsenal of Flamer/Spammer-killing weapons—THE SWEET-N-LOW DISPENSER! holding an over-large gun Let me demonstrate.

/Scene: small fairy tied to a large chunk of wood/

:BOOM::The fairy, upon impact of the yucky-over-sweet-missile, is instantly incoherent and hyper, and will be so for 7 days! Poooor fairy.. :( sowwy wittle faiwy:

So, please review, and come back next time, oh-kay? (oh, right.. I'm going to try to do around 2 chappies a week, okay? Maybe more, maybe down to one a week, I dunno. Depends on how fast I can get ideas. and how fast I can get my brothers to come up with COHERENT NAMES for their debut in chappy 4.x3 Yep. so BAIIIII!)