AIYYYEEEEE! A REVIEW A REVIEW A REVIEEEEWWWW! ... Why, it's Teal! ('o' ) WOW! -huggles Teal- Thanky-you! Hehe.. yeah.. That chapter was pretty crazy, hunh? -giggle- It was so much fun doing a hyper chapter though! Hyper people make for great characters! Because they're hyper and unpredictable, which means I can make them do whatever I want. Even jumping onto chandeliers. Mwuahaha. Anyways.. -heehee- I'm so happy that I got a review, I shall put up this chapter! And then I shall get back to figuring out the battle for the next chapter.. mehhh.. I suck at writing out battles. ;-; anyways! HERE YOU GO! (and, by the way, I wouldn't use the sweet-n-low cannon/dispenser on you! Not unless... not unless you flamed me! MEEP! I DON'T WANNA BUURNN! BAD FLAMES! ;-;)
--Chapter 2: OOOH! Mini-things!--
Young Link got up cheerfully, springing out of bed and checking off another day on his calendar, then turning to a checklist on the wall.
"Let's see," he said with a grin, "I've annoyed everyone except Ganon, Bowser, Big-Me, Raine, Pikachu, and the Girls this week." Yes, Young Link kept a checklist of who he annoyed. He rarely annoyed people in the order he had put them up, but it was useful to know who was still ticked off at him from yesterday and whatnot so that he didn't end up in serious trouble. Like the time he annoyed Samus twice in one day. Young Link winced as he remembered the pain of being stunned by wave beam, thrown off the roof of the Smash Club, burnt (to this day Young Link is certain he invented 4th and 5th degree burns that time), frozen, hit with a charged power beam, Missle'd, then, to top it all off, when he hit the ground he landed on a morph ball bomb.
As soon as he could safely move again he created the list of people he'd annoyed, which Nika had helped him with, because, as she put it, 'The couple of weeks where I had to take over for you as troublemaker, plus my normal 'jobs', were rather tiring'. Due to the fact that Nika had helped, the list wiped itself clean of checkmarks and names of days every Sunday night. (except in the case of Raine, whose column had a spot for the name of the month too. Hers was wiped clean every month.)
Why Raine's was only once a month was because of the obvious fact that if he played a joke on Raine more than once a month, (at the very least) Takeau would be after him faster than you could say 'Mini-Hyrulian-Hero-of-Time'. And having an over-protective (equipped-with-super-claws-of-DEWM-and-really-pointy-Daggers) demon after you certainly ain't fun.
Young Link grinned to himself again and, after getting dressed (and lemme tell yah, all those identical green outfits in his closet makes the closet an eyesore), rushed/'sneaked' off to bug Pikachu, humming the 'Mission: Impossible' theme song and pretending to hold a gun in one hand. If all spies did as good a job as Young Link at sneaking, welllllll..
We'd still be stuck in World War 1. Or maybe the revolutionary war, or any other war where any country used spies that you can name. Any of 'em. We'd be stuck there, wondering why our spies failed so much and recruiting spy after spy after spy after... well, you get the picture. We'd recruit spies until we finally gave up on them in dismay, and then we'd settle down to be constantly surprise-attacked.
However, his roundabout route led him right past Roy's room, and he couldn't help but grin and attempt to steal Roy's sword yet again.
I say attempt because the instant Young Link entered the room he screamed and left as quick as possible. Now you're wondering what scared him, eh? Roy was wondering as well, having immediately woken up at the scream. (You'd have to be a pretty darn deep sleeper to not wake up when someone screams loudly in the vicinity) He was about to find out. (:giggle: MINI-CLIFFY!)
Shrugging as he looked about and saw nothing out of the ordinary, Roy hopped out of bed, wondering if Nika had decided to make everything in the Smash Club giant again and shuddering at the memory of that April Fools day. The memory of April Fools day made Roy check the calendar, therefore stalling the moment where he figured out what was wrong. Nope, it was June 29th, not at all near April Fools. So Roy immediately went over to his mirror. What he saw made him scream as well. Nika hadn't enlarged everything.
He had shrunk.
Shrunk to the size of a five-year-old, to be exact.
Roy stopped screaming at last to catch his breath, still staring in disbelief at the reflection in the mirror. 'What's Nika up to now anyway!' he wondered, shaking his head and struggling with the doorknob to go find Marth. If Marth would stop laughing long enough after seeing him, maybe he could help.
Unfortunately, there was just one tiny, literally tiny problem with that, as other screams rang through the air.
Roy rushed over to his friend's room and attempted to open the door, however, it was locked. Seeing as he needed to jump up and hang on for dear life to the handle just to turn it, this annoyed him more than usual. So the now-chibi red-haired mamkute (Half-human half-dragon, picked that up from other fics, don't blame me) Knight kicked and banged on the door very rapidly with both fists instead, yelling "get up and open the darn door already!"
Marth quickly opened the door and came out, shutting it hastily behind him. He was just as small as Roy was.
Marth groaned. "You too, huh?"
"Yep. Wonder how many other people got shrunk?" Roy said, looking around curiously, then laughing. "Let's go see Young Link. If he's shrunk, maybe this won't be so bad after all."
Marth grinned and followed his friend, meeting up with various other smashers along the way, all of whom appeared to be shrunk—Except for most of the Pokemon, who were normal, being already small enough. Peach and Zelda couldn't help giggling over Mewtwo's new tiny-ness though, and Bowser, DK and Ganon were seriously hilarious, even if no-one dared to laugh at them. Especially not after they laughed at each other and ended up fighting until Peach and Zelda seperated them. The sight of how badly they had beaten each other up put any thoughts of teasing out of everyone's mind.
"Up next's Samus's room." Roy whispered to Marth, teasing him with a jab of the elbow and a wink. Marth turned a light shade of pink and pretended to be momentarily deaf, finding an abnormal amount of interest in the ceiling. They all knocked on the door, and Fox stood on Falco's shoulders to attempt to open the door. It was locked.
"Saaamusss, come outttt!" Fox yelled just as he and Falco fell over.
Samus peered out. Well, actually, she didn't look like Samus at all, being a bright blue-eyed kid with gleaming gold hair. But still, the fact she had an over-large "beam gun" sort of helped.
"Shall we go get Young Link, then?" Zelda suggested as Samus whacked Captian Falcon around the head with the gun. Apparently he had voiced his disbelief that Samus was, well, Samus.
Samus nodded, looking unusually furious for an apparent five-year-old with short blonde hair and bright blue eyes. "Nika and Shadow have got a heckuva lotta explaining to do!" she exclaimed, shaking her head as they all went to get Young Link, Mewtwo using his Psychic powers to drag the unconscious Cpt. Falcon along.
"Link! What're we going to do, you're identical to Young Link now!" Zelda suddenly exclaimed, looking worriedly over at the Hero of Time.
Link groaned. "Oh geez.. I'll be right back. Let me see if any of my blue outfits are small enough now." Link said exasperatedly to the Hylian princess, who quickly went about explaining where Link had gone off to.
Meanwhile, Young Link was trying his best to keep himself from laughing long enough to hear everyone's explanations and to figure out where they were going. Sure, there was the fact that he had shrunk a bit too, (which he hadn't noticed, being rather small for his age) but seeing everyone else so small—especially 'Adult' Link in his blue outfit!—was too much. Zelda sighed as she explained yet again where they were going.
"We're going to find Nika or Shadow."
"And give them a beating to remember." Samus added grimly. Zelda sighed.
"And possibly that too."
Unfortunately, there was one hitch...
"WHAT THE!" "Shitari!" "Oh My Goddesses!" "expletive deleted"
Apparently the Chibi-Curse, as the smashers had decided to call it, had struck the whole house, not just the smashers.
Which meant there was now a Chibi-Nika and Chibi-Shadowed Suit. The former was bouncing off the walls, literally, whilst the latter was sitting in the middle of the room, shaking her head and sighing.
"Nika, I'm never going to trust that you've drank every bit of pop in the household again without searching the household first. Seriously, you should be ashamed of yoursel—Oh, hi guys and gals. Come to join the party?" Said Shadow wearily.
Young Link, for a crazed second thinking Shadow was Chibi-Shadow (the one without a helmet and creepy eyes, I mean), shrieked and fell to the ground, unconcious from shock.
Shadow sighed. "Remind me to tell one of you to inform Young Link that Chibi-me has disappeared (most likely shrunk until she vanished completely, being about four or five already) when mini-mini-Link here gets up." She said before reaching out and catching Nika by the foot just as she bounced overhead.
"LEMME GO LEMME GO LEMME-" Nika began, but stopped when she got smacked with a miniature beam cannon over the head. (By the way, Shadow apparently never takes off her suit, because she was still wearing it.. I guess it had shrunk with her? That's a scary thought. No more thoughts. None. Nada. Zilch.)
"Thankfully when she comes back to conciousness she should be normal again. So anyways. Everyone's shrunk slightly, I presume?" Shadow said after making sure Nika wasn't killed by the hard blow to the head.
"Anddd the award for the understatement of the year goes to.. SHADOW!" Falco said crossly.
"Yeah yeah, alright."
"Why'd Nika shrink us all anyway!" Ganon demanded. Shadow sighed.
"She didn't do it. Never had time or enough focus to. She apparently hid a few Twenty-four packs of coke in her room and drank them all 'round 10 PM when presumably everyone was asleep 'sept me. You're all awful deep sleepers, she was running around the house going nutso all night." Shadow groaned.
"Then who did it?" Roy asked, looking around as if expecting some dark mysterious figure to suddenly appear and cry out 'IT WAS ME!'
"I dunno. He's (or she's) going to really catch it when we do find out though, I presume." Shadow said, looking at the small (literally! giggle) mob with a hidden smirk at the thought of whomever it was 'catching it'.
Then Nika got up, blinking. "What'd I miss?" she asked, looking about at the smashers with a grin.
"Oh good, you're un-hypered."
"Hyper?"
"What else do you call running around the house all night going nuts?"
"Insomnia with a bad case of awake-nightmares?"
"Try coke with a bad case of sugar rush."
Nika grumbled something about 'I don't mean to go hyper' before noticing the now Chibi-Roy.
"...CHIBI-MAMKUTE! KAWAIIIII!" Nika squealed, tackling and holding onto the poor red-headed swordsman with a death-grip.
"YAHHH! HELLLLP! SHE'S GONE MENTAL!" Roy yelped, running around in circles and trying to get rid of Nika.
Shadow groaned. "Did I mention she has a horrible infatuation with chibi-things? Especially certain swordsmen, I'm afraid.." she said exasperatedly, attempting to catch Nika and tear her off of the poor Roy, who was going a heckuva lot slower now that Nika was starting to cut off his oxygen intake. Link also chased after them, only with his sword. Apon hearing the fact that Nika liked Chibi-ish things immensely, he immediately thought that Nika had done it, regardless of how hyper she had been. Just as Shadow pried Nika off of the now hyperventilating Roy, Link rushed at Nika, who screamed and tore herself out of Shadow's clutches, running around in circles with both Link and Shadow on her tail.
The amazing thing was, she was wearing a skirt too, which meant that her speed must've set a new world record for running-around-with-crazed-swordsmen-maniacs-after-you-in-a-skirt. just so's you know, this was Nika's appearance: blue denim skirt (the kind that nearly covered your feet, but thankfully she had regular jeans under it, otherwise hopping about off of walls'd be embarrasing), pink shirt with a sparkly gold quill on it with the word 'Authoress' under the quill, Dog-demon ears and tail, her usual blonde hair, blue glasses, and, surprisingly, black highlights today.
"GET BACK HERE YOU!" Link shouted, while Shadow tried futilely to catch the two and separate them.
"Wait.. what am I doing, running from the runt with the sword?" Nika suddenly muttered to herself, screeching to a stop and turning around, looking furious but still smiling sweetly.
"Uh-oh.." most of the other smashers murmured. They knew that look, and it meant nothing but trouble.
"LINK YOU PUT DOWN THAT SWORD RIGHT THIS INSTANT OR, GODDESSES HELP ME, I SHALL SUMMON UP THE FANGIRLS OF-" Nika began heatedly, glaring daggers at the now retreating blue-clad swordsman. (Nika, from having dealt with the smashers so long, had picked up quite a few of their phrases.)
"NOO! NOT THE FANGIRLS! ANYTHING ELSE!" Link yelped, interrupting Nika's dramatic sentence. So Nika summoned up something else instead- about 10 very angry cucco-birds (Chickens in Legend of Zellie, silly! giggle), who proceeded to chase Link about while Nika collapsed into a fit of giggles. "AHH! NO CUCCOS EITHERRR! HELLLPPP!" Link yelled, running and screaming while the Cuccos pecked him.
"Tsk tsk tsk, shoulda said that before!" Nika managed to say between giggles, making the Cuccos vanish, because of course Link had to drop his sword to run all-out properly.
"No.. more.. bloody... CUCCOS!" Link gasped before collapsing on the floor.
"Why's he so hyped up about chickens, anyway?" Shadow asked as she made sure Link hadn't killed himself by running too long, eyebrow raised. (but of course no-one could see that.)
"You saw what they do with him." Zelda said, rolling her eyes. "But, Nika, how'd you know that they..?"
"Well, you see, it happened one day back at my house that, well, one of my brother's friend's came over while I was playing Legend Of Zelda: Ocarina Of Time. Annnnd, I was in Kakariko village, with all the Cuccos, you know, and then my bro's friend Luke says, 'ATTACK THE CHICKEN ATTACK THE CHICKEN!' Well, I knew from other games Cuccos are invincible, so I was like, 'Nah, it won't do nothin.' And he was like, 'yes it will! CHOP IT UP!' so I was like, 'okaaaay' and I attacked the Cucco a few times and it called up friends and killed me lickety-split." Nika said cheerfully. "I did it quite a few times after that whenever I got stuck and was frustrated."
"O-o-o-kayyyy. You're weird, Nika." Young Link said, having finally reawoken and explained to that Shadowed Suit wasn't Chibi-Shadow, after which he learned that C-S was probably gone for good, at which point he practically bounced off the walls himself.
Nika merely nodded, grinning. "Annyyyywayyyys, what'll we do now?" she said, calmly going through her hair with a comb, seeing as it was in a positively horrid state after a night of bouncing around the house, breaking every glass vase and ect, plus bouncing off walls and being chased by Link didn't help.
"Well, here's a bright idea no-one's thought of—HOW'S ABOUT WE FIGURE OUT WHO DID THIS!" Samus said irritably.
Nika laughed. "1 point to Samus! Smashers, 1, us, 2!"
"How the heck did you two get two points!" asked Ness confusedly.
"Because I'm an Authoress and Shadow is an Authoress' clone. So we automatically get points for being ourselves." Nika said smugly.
"Then we should, naturally, get like 25-26 points!"
"Nah, you're just smashers. Nuttin special." Nika replied stubbornly, and that was that, because Nika was starting to look michevous again.
"Baka." Marth muttered under his breath, and Roy hid a laugh.
"WHAT DID YOU CALL ME!" Nika asked, chasing Marth around the room. Shadow sighed, shaking her head sadly.
"Well, while this's.. amusing, we all really need to get a-going. Nika, leave the poor princeling alone and let's go already!" Shadow said calmly, grabbing onto Nika's tail and dragging her out of the room.
"Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. OW! D'we HAVE to go upstairs?" Nika shrieked before losing the ears and tail as she was dragged upstairs by her clone. Dragged upstairs by her tail, to be exact.
"Yeah. We need to figure out how Takeau and Raine took this. Aren't you interested in your own creations?" Shadow said impaitently.
Nika smiled sweetly before kicking Shadow. "Yeah, but not when I have to be dragged by my tail up the stairs!" she said calmly, smoothing out the wrinkles in her skirt serenly and doing a pretty good impression of the stuck-up little girly-girl Princess Peach. (ahem Just so's you know, I have nothing against Peachie-chan except for the fact that she's too, err, 'girly'. Heck, if I was a princess, I wouldn't just sit around until some idiotic overgrown turtle/hedgehog thing kidnaps me! But yeah. My bro 'suggested forcefully' that I put that little bit in. So there. TT glares at brother ARE YAH HAPPY! HUNH! NOW LET GO OF MY ARMS! Owowowwowowowow..)
Unfortunately, Takeau and Raine seemed to have gone missing. They investigated both rooms (Takeau's had a lot of red, orange, and black in it, making it an eyesore to everyone but the Pyromaniacs, Raine's room, on the other hand, had lots of tranquil blues, greens, and purples.) and found nothing.
Suddenly.. "Oops, forgot.." Nika said, blushing and looking very uncomfortable as everyone turned towards her. "I wrote another chapter in their story. Hunh, never knew that's what happened to characters I brought into the real world when I wrote about them again.. They must've disappeared because I needed them in their own world.."
Shadow groaned. "Nika, you are an absolute baka."
"HEY! Am not. You're worse sometimes."
"I am not!"
"Are too!"
"AM NOT!"
"ARE TOO!"
"AM NOT!"
"ARE TOO!" (GO COPY AND PASTE! xD .. and GO CAPS LOCK TOO!)
"AM NOT!"
"ARE TOO!"
"AM NOT!"
"ARE TOO!"
"—Whillleee this's a LOVELY conversation, shouldn't we be getting on with our search?" Peach said delicately, seperating the two sisters, who were getting quite close to a brawl just then.
"Oh alright." Nika said huffily. "So, first, we need to find out who's missing! 'cause no villan in his right mind just goes and hangs out with the people he just cursed, then anyone could figure it out, 'cause he'd stick out too much, seeing as no villian in his right mind would curse himself." This earned Nika a few nasty glares from the villans, which she serenely ignored.
As it turned out, it seemed everyone was there.
"Mr. G-n-M?"
"BEEP!"
"Well, yeah, sorry, but your name's a mouthful and a half. Kirby?"
"Poyo!"
"Mini-and-Un-Mini- Links?"
"Double Here!"
"Mewtwo? Oh nevermind. Everyone's here aren't they?" Nika said exasperatedly.
"Wait a sec. What about the Hands?" Falco suddenly piped up, and everyone started asking everyone else if he/she had seen them. Apparently no-one had for weeks, possibly even up to a month. Maybe, just maybe, two.
"Well then, until further evidence, our top suspects are the gloved ones." Nika said, making her voice sound like some sort of detective in some mystery movie. (And she pronounced 'gloved' as 'Gluh-veh-d'. Like saying 'winged' as 'wing-ehd' instead of just 'wing'd'... Oh I give up. ;;)
"NO! I thought for SURE the top suspect was gonna be you, Nika!" Shadow said sarcastically.
Nika merely turned into the pink-winged cat again to better ignore Shadow. Thankfully she could still talk. "So, anyways, as I was about to say before Miss-Sarcasm-101 here interrupted me, we should go to wherever those two stay." She said, managing a cat-like grace as she said it which somehow helped the absurdity of what she was implying—Breaking into the two second-most feared creatures in the entire place (and the most feared in the history of the place, seeing as Shadow and Nika had only arrived a few months ago.).
Unfortunately, nobody seemed to know where they stayed either.
"How in the world," Ganon(-DORK! giggle) began angrily, "Can all of us live here and STILL not know where other smashers live!"
"Well, seeing as they're technically not 'smashers'.." Kirby said with the help of Ness. ('cause he can't talk normally, SILLY! At least not in THIS comedy. Meh.)
Nika groaned and started to somehow open doors. "They've gotta be up here somewhere! There's like NOWHERE else they could be!"
"So this house really does only have two upper-floors?" Falco inquired.
"Yeah, as far as me and Shadow know, because we've never found any staircases leading up into a third floor, and it'd really be a mystery if it did exist, because from the outside of this place you can only see two!" Nika said irritably.
"What about an attic?" Mewtwo suggested.
Nika blinked and turned around to look curiously at the genetic cat Pokemon, her confused blink all the more noticable because, as a cat, she had rather large eyes. "I... I hadn't thought of that." She said, mortified.
"Well, we've got a basement, shouldn't we have an attic too?" Captain Falcon suggested.
"Well, technically..." Mr. Game n' Watch said, with the help of Mewtwo.
So they split up and started checking every door. Unfortunately, as Nana and Popo found out (Because Nana told Popo it was a broom closet behind that door, and Popo wanted to see for himself), the doors were random. Very random.
"NIKA NIKA NIKA!" they both yelped, standing in front of a door that two seconds ago had been a broom closet and now opened to Shadow's room, "There's something wrong with the doors!"
All the smashers rushed over, and after letting them all see the original destination, they opened and shut the door again. It opened to a broom closet again, only, as Nana put it, 'That mop and bucket wasn't there when I originally opened it, and the broom's gone missing'. They did it again and found Takeau's room.
"Oh great," Nika groaned, "It's a good thing there's 28 doors. I think whoever made this place originally either meant to get another 28 smashers or had thought you guys and a couple other smashers would be up here. EVERYONE TAKE A DOOR! MOVE OUT TROOPS! By Din, we'll find whatever it is those stupid gloves-with-attitude don't want us to find, or I'm a Cucco-bird!"
So everyone took a door and started to open and close it. Roy, who rarely liked to be doing any one thing for more than 5 minutes (other than reading or videogames, of course), soon found himself just opening and shutting the door boredly without really looking at the destinations he opened the door to.
Slam.
A broom cupboard.
Slam.
Shadow's room.
Slam.
A bare closet.
Slam.
Takeau's room.
Slam.
Raine's room.
Slam.
A broom cupboard.
Slam.
A bathroom?
Slam.
A stairway... Wait. A stairway!
Roy stopped shutting the door just as he almost slammed it again. It was a very near miss. "HEY GUYS! I THINK I FOUND IT!" Roy yelled elatedly.
Everyone cheered and rushed over, apparently all but the exceptionally patient had been just as bored as Roy was.
"Well, who wants to go up first?" Young Link asked mischevously. Nobody spoke, until..
"Oh for Heavens Sake! Or Shitari, or whichever other language you'd like! Cowards! I'll go up. Sheesh!" Nika said crossly, immediately walking in gracefully, still in the cat form.
Every one of the smashers glared at each other (the villans then immediately glaring furiously at Nika) then followed, certainly more carefully than Nika, who was singing to herself as she climbed the winding staircase.
"naaaa-na-na-na-na,
na-na-na-na
na-na-na
na-na-naaa
na-na-na-naaaa
HEY!" she hummed, jumping up the stairs two at a time.
"It just.. had.. to.. be.. a.. WINDING.. STAIRCASE!" Bowser panted angrily.
Nika turned to see that everyone was starting to lag behind. "Tsk tsk, what's wrong with a winding staircase? Would it be better as a ladder?" she said calmly, tail wrapped around her legs as she waited paitently for someone to catch up. "It's only been, what, 400 steps?"
Everyone's jaw dropped.
"F-FOUR HUNDRED!" Fox said in disbelief.
"Yes. I've been counting." Nika said delicately.
"But- that's not.. Nika, it can'tve been 400!" Falco said, shaking his head.
"What, are you saying I can't count!" Nika asked angrily.
"No.. But.. There isn't enough ROOM! Even if there was an attic, it shouldn't be more than 50 steps up at most!"
Nika sniffed. "So? This is a very strange house. Let's keep going." She said, jumping up the stairs again.
All the smashers groaned then followed the precocious Cat-slash-very-hyper-chibi-loving-dog-demon-slash-authoress, wondering when the torture would end.
Thankfully, it ended 15 very agonizing minutes later, when Nika yelled back, "Hey, there's a door up here!". Everyone immediately doubled their original pace and got up to where Nika was in a hurry, breathless but glad to be at the top of the stairs. Nobody moved (much.. c'mon, they're all gasping for breath here!) after that, glancing at each other worriedly. What was behind the door that supposedly shouldn't exist, seeing as it was architecturely impossible?
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MWUAHAHAHA! CLIFFY! If you must know.. Shitari means 'Good Heavens!' or somethin like that. Once again I must thankie suteki.nu/translator.. 3 I'll never find another even half-as-useful English-Japanese Romanji translator! now then.. CHIBI-NESS! YAY! Why I thought this up is beyond me. I'm in random-mode right now.. CHIBI'S! YEE! MRWEEE!
Samus: EVERYBODY RUN! SHE'S GONE NUTSO!
Me: x3 -holding on tightly to Roy, Marth, and Link all at once somehow- Chiiibiiii..
Zelda: Now now, Nika, let go of the poor swordsmen--
Me: NEVERRRR! Oh yeah. Forgot one. -chases down a white robotic figure and clings to him too- NOW G'WAY! MINNNE!
Mewtwo: -sigh- Don't worry, we'll calm her down before next chapter. TROOPS! ASSEMBLE! FALL OUT, ABOUT FACE, ABOUT FACE, FORWARD MARCH, And all that jazz! ATTAAAAACKKKK!...
Me: Wait one sec! I need to do the ending! Anyways.. what's behind the mysterious door?
WILL ANYONE EVER BE NORMAL AGAIN! (not if I can help it! x) ... Oh, you mean unchibified? Maybe..)
WHY IS THERE A WEIRD IMPOSSIBLE DOOR UP WHERE THERE SHOULDN'T EVEN BE ANYTHING BUT A ROOF OR JUST PLAIN NUTTIN' ANYWAY?
Tune in next time for possibly the answers to these questions! And remember kids—CHIBI'S ARE FUN! SO SHRINK YOURSELF TODAY FOR ONLY—
-KRRRSHKKKTTT- -BEEEPPPP- -cue multi-colored no-signal screen-
