Disclaimer : I don't own Naruto and the GTA series!.

Summary:GTA in KonohaGakure!

Parings:You Vote But 90 NaruSaku and Absolutly NO YAOI!

OOC warning

NaruSaku:1


Grand Theft Naruto!

'First of all i must find that piece of a reporter and teach him a lesson, then phone to Itachi'thought Naruto.He ran in front of a car, opened the door "You..yo..you wanna jack me?"asked the scared driver "What's wierd about it I'm a thefe!"Naruto said while smashing drivers face to the door them pulling him out.'I need to get some information on him i think that his nesw paper office may know something about him...'(Few min.L8ter)'Now he lives in fifth stree ap.100'

Knock Knock Knock...

"Who is this?"asked a guy behind door number 100."Delivery!" Naruto said too make him open the door"I'm not opening it !" Few sec. Later his door was smashed into bits"Aaaaa!(A bit too OOC)

Not the face not the face!Eee? Naruto?" He asked after few minutes off fear!"First sorry about the airport problem but that cop is my informator and he wouldn't be happy when he see me with the infamous Grim reaper you know?""Sure.But why are you closed in your own home""Coz I need to hide from the The Jounins (Aka The Hatake familly)i hadn't paid for protection in last two months!"

"You're in DEEP shit!BTW you know where i can live till i get my hands on that Fuckin cop?":Yeah sure but first you must to defend me from those mobsters!" 'Shit another dirty work;"I have a baseball bat in my room jut wait!"The he ran to his bedroom. Sudennly Naruto heard voises(his not schizofrenic)down stairs "Ech another brainless idiot why I must do this work!" 'I have i bad felling about this city!


I know i know this is a bounch of crap! But pliz don't kill me!

PS. The rest of the Naruto staf etc. will be later (Maybe...)