Disclaimer: I don't own the awesome song 'The Girl All the Bad Guys Want' (by Bowling for Soup), Bowling for Soup, or Teen Titans. I don't think I ever will.
Even with that little song fest with water-works, Terra still didn't forgive Beast Boy for something that he didn't do. In fact, poor BB thought he saw her sitting on Aqualad's lap and hugging him. Not only that but, making out with him! The nerve of that blonde! he thought. But secretly he still wanted her by his side. Soon, after about 3 months of waiting for her to come crawling back to him, he went to talk to Cyborg and Robin.
"Arg! I can't take it anymore! I NEED her to be with me!" Beast Boy yelled, nearly pulling his pointy little ears off.
"BB, relax. She'll come along sometime or other." Cyborg tried to coax him into calming down. He failed. Badly.
"SOMETIME? I miss her, Cyborg! I. NEED. HER." he screamed.
"You know, maybe she's just playing hard-to-get. Starfire used to do that before we went out." Robin told the changeling.
"Oh, suuuure... it's 8 o'clock, Monday night and I'm waitin' to finally talk to a girl a little cooler than me. Her name is Terra, she's a rocker with a nose ring, she wears a two way, but I'm not quite sure what that means. And when she walks all the wind blows and the angels sing..." BB put his head down, "She doesn't notice me!"
"Cause she is watchin' wrestling," Robin added.
"Creamin' over tough guys," put in Cyborg.
"Listenin' to rap metal," Robin sang.
"Turntables in her eyes." BB said dreamily.
"It's like a bad movie. She is lookin' through me. If you were me, then you'd be screamin' "Someone shoot me!" as I fail miserably, tryin' to get the girl all the bad guys want. She's the girl all the bad guys want!" BB sang walking back and forth.
"You know, you are the only one who wants her, B." Cyborg said, but Beast Boy continued singing, ignoring him.
"She likes the Godsmack and I like Agent Orange. Her CD changer's full of singers that are mad at their dad. She says she'd like to score some reefer and a forty. She'll never know that I'm the best that she'll never have." Beast Boy crossed his arms but then slowly moved into a dreamy gaze, "And when she walks all the wind blows and the angels sing..." he got out of his gaze and looked sad, "She'll never notice me!"
"Cause she is watchin' wrestling" Robin sang again.
"Creamin' over tough guys," Cyborg stated.
"Listenin' to rap metal," Robin added.
"Turntables in her eyes." BB almost fainted. Robin and Cy rolled their eyes. "She likes 'em with a moustache, racetrack season pass, drivin' in a Trans-Am. Does a mullet make a man?" he shrugged."It's like a bad movie. She is lookin' through me. If you were me, then you'd be screamin' "Someone shoot me!". As I fail miserably, tryin' to get the girl all the bad guys want. She's the girl all the bad guys want! She's the girl all the bad guys want! She's the girl all the bad guys want!"
"There she goes again!" Cyborg and Robin saw Terra in the kitchen
"With fishnets on, and dreadlocks in her hair... She broke my heart, I wanna be sedated. All I wanted was to see her naked!" Beast Boy was too busy complaining to notice. Terra stopped what she was doing and watched him sing.
"Now I am watchin' wrestling, tryin' to be a tough guy. Listenin' to rap metal, turntables in my eyes. I can't grow a moustache and I ain't got no season pass. All I got's a moped..." he said, fist to his heart, tears running down his cheeks. Terra's heart fell.
"He's doing this...for me?" she murmered to herself.
"It's like a bad movie. She is lookin' through me. If you were me, then you'd be screamin' "Someone shoot me!" As I fail miserably tryin' to get the girl all the bad guys want.." he continued. She coundn't take anymore. She turned on her heel to leave..
"'Cause she's the girl all the bad guys want!" Robin sang.
"'Cause she's the girl all the bad guys want!" Cyborg yelled.
"'Cause she's the girl all the bad guys want! 'Cause she's the girl all the bad guys want!" Beast Boy continued.
"There she goes again!" Cyborg warned BB about Terra leaving, but he was too caught up in singing...
'Cause she's the girl all the bad guys want! 'Cause she's the girl all the bad guys want!" he continued, nonstop
"There she goes again!" they both said, rapidly pointing to Terra. She was almost out of the door.
"'Cause she's the girl all the bad guys want! 'Cause she's the girl all the bad guys want!" BB finished the song and burst into tears. He left for the hallway to his room and ran into Terra.
Now it's getting good... What will they say to each other? Will it be another fight? Will they kiss and make up? Stay tuned!
