The new house

By: Kioko the pirate

Chapter 2: The building begins

It was an unusually warm day in Kauai, every one except Kioko was gathered around the kitchen table. Jumba was showing them the blue print's for the new house. It was rather early in the morning and the plan was to have the house done by nightfall. Usually this would be impossible, but with Stitch and Kioko working on it would be quite possible.

"Ok, this is what I' am having in mind. Here we are having small second floor. Containing room for younger girl a room for 6-2-6 and 6-2-4 and last and certainly not being least a room for babies. Once they get older." Said Jumba as he pointed to each of the room's.

"Oh Jumba I wanted to do something with my room, if it's no problem?" asked Lilo with excitement in her voice.

"What would that be?"

"I was wondering if I could get some… um… how do I explain this… some holographic projecting things in my room?"

"Oh no no, I do not do holographic's. Those things are so pesky and they drive me crazy. One time ex- wife set up holographic projector and had me thinking that I was walking down hallway when I was really being on treadmill. Her attempt at making me lose weight."

"Man! I really wanted some holographic's."

"Why aren't you to be asking Kioko? I' am sure he has some holographic equipment."

"That's a great idea! I'm going to go call and ask him now." Say's Lilo as she run's to the phone.

"Anyway back to blue prints. On first floor we are having older girl's room and me and Pleakly's room. Also are having expanded food preparation area and clothing cleansing department."

"Wow Jumba I'm impressed! You managed to add all this room with minimal needs for foundation expansion." Said Nani as she stared at the prints

Every one stared at her with a surprised look on their faces. Even the babies were staring in amazement. Nani looked around at their bewildered gazes.

"What? I took engineering in high school." Said Nani

"I also see that you added another bathroom." Said Angel as she looked away from Nani and back at the plans.

"That is being correct 6-2-4. That way if you are hogging one bathroom we can use the other one."

Angel got an angry and annoyed look on her face. "I do not hog the bathroom that much!"

"Yeah but you still admit that you hog it." Said Stitch

In the next instant Angel's fist went right across Stitch's face and he was on the floor out cold. The babies started to giggle at the sight of their father knocked out on the floor. Then Lilo comes walking back into the kitchen with a smile on her face.

"Well he said that he had some and that he would be glad to put them in." said Lilo. She then notices Stitch out cold on the floor. "What happened here?"

"Stitch said that Angel hogs the bathroom and she punched him out." Said Nani with a small smirk on her face.

"Angel that's not very nice! Punching out Stitch like that." Said Lilo scoldingly

"He had it coming to him." Said Angel as she cracked her knuckles.

Every one stares at her for a few seconds before going back to the plans.

"Ok… so does older girl approve of the plans?" asked Jumba

"Yes I do. Well we want this done by nightfall so let's get started. First thing we need to do is get every thing out of here. So Lilo or Angel, one of you wake up Stitch so he can get the heavy stuff." Said Nani as she left the kitchen

Lilo looked at Angel. "You punched him out, you wake him up." Said Lilo as she walked away.

Angel sighed and proceeded to wake her mate up. After he was awake they began to move every thing out of the house, Stitch of course was the one to carry out the refrigerator and other heavy stuff. Angel helped carry out boxes of books and family stuff. They set up a little play pen outside under a tree for the babies. As Angel was carrying out a box of photo album's she found a small book at the bottom of the box. She started to look through it and found it full of pictures of only one boy. The name was written below, Keoni.

'I remember him. Lilo said that she had a crush on him' thought angel as she got a sly smile on her face. On the cover it said top secret, this made it all too tempting. "Hey Lilo! I never knew you had so many pictures of Keoni!" yelled Angel.

Lilo looks up in horror as she sees Angel holding her collection of Keoni pictures. "Hey! You give that back! You don't need to be looking through that!" yells Lilo as she begins to chase Angel around.

"I'll give it back if you can catch me." Said Angel as she ran around the back of the house.

Lilo follows close behind, the whole time she's screaming at Angel to hand over the book. The two of them run around the other side of the house and towards Pleakly. Who was caring a rather large box, Angel runs past him with no problem but Lilo rams into him. Causing him to drop the box, the impact causes a chain reaction in the devices that the box contained. A moment later a spring loaded fist comes shooting out of the box, nailing Pleakly in the face and sending him soaring through the air. He hits a tree and falls to the ground, followed by three coconuts landing on his head.

Stitch walks up to the box and takes out the fist. "Hey! I was wondering were I put this."

Meanwhile Angel climbs up a tree leaving Lilo panting on the ground. "You get down here and give me that book!" yells Lilo in a tired voice.

"Why should I? You haven't caught me yet." Said Angel as she continued to look through the pages.

Lilo just growled in frustration, just then Kioko pulls up the drive way and comes to a stop next to the tree that Angel was in. Lilo looked over at him as he climbed out of the car and took off his sunglasses.

"Hey Lilo what's up?" asked Kioko as he placed his sun glasses on the drivers seat.

"Well nothing much." Lilo notices a brown box in the passengers' seat of the car. It was filled with what looked like silver plates. "Hey is that what I think it is?" said Lilo as she ran over to the other side of the car.

"Yep, those are holographic projectors. I was surprised I still had some, those things could get you a lot of money on the pirate's market."

"But do you know how to install them?"

Kioko snorted. "Of course I do! After all I installed them in my house."

"These are going to be so cool!" said Lilo as she looked at a couple of the plates.

Kioko just smiled, but suddenly he saw Angel up in the tree looking through a book. "Hey Angel! What are you doing up there?"

Angel looked away from the book and down at Kioko. "Oh hello Kioko! I'm just looking through a book of pictures."

"Pictures of what?"

"Of Keoni, Lilo's old crush." Said Angel almost laughing.

Kioko got a smile across his face as he looked back at Lilo over his shoulder. "Oh really. I thought you got ride of that old book after you two broke up."

"I was going to but I missed placed it." Said Lilo as she began to blush.

"Uh huh you conveniently miss placed it." Said Kioko as he made quotation marks in the air.

Lilo began to growl again. "Just shut up! Both of you! Now Kioko could you please get that book back?"

Angel's ears perked up. "Hey that's no fair!" said Angel as she stared at Lilo.

"Now now Angel it is her book so please give it back." Said Kioko as he closed his eyes and sighed.

"No!" came the instant response from Angel.

Kioko opened his eyes and smiled. He walked over next to the tree and gave it a solid punch. An instant later Angel came falling out of the tree; Kioko catches her in his arms. She looks up at him with an innocent smile and hand's him the book.

"Thank you Angel." Said Kioko as he set her down and handed Lilo the book.

A little while later they had gotten every thing out of the house and were ready for the next step.

"Ok now we got every thing out of the house." Asked Kioko as every one looked at the house.

"Yep we got every thing." Said Lilo

"You cut the electricity."

"Yep"

"You turned off the gas."

"Yep, the gas is off."

Kioko sighed as Stitch stepped up next to him. Kioko then cracked his knuckles and his neck. "Ok then, Stitch I believe it's time that me and you had some fun." Said Kioko in an almost sinister voice.

Stitch laughed his usual high pitched laugh as he pulled a chainsaw out from behind him. "Let's do it." Said Stitch as he started up the chainsaw.

"Now remember Kioko we want to keep Lilo's old room so that we can use it in the new house." Said Nani as she took a couple steps back.

"Yeah, yeah I know we wont destroy it don't worry about it." Said Kioko as he just waved off her comment. "Now let's go Stitch. It's time to do what we do best."

"Right!" yells Stitch.

In an instant both Kioko and Stitch raced towards the house. Stitch was the first to do damage, he leaped up and using the chainsaw sliced the front door into little pieces. Kioko leaped high into the air and dove towards the house. His fist went smashing into the roof above the living room, causing it to collapse into a cloud of dust. Stitch sets down the chainsaw and extends his other two arms and his other alien appendages and grabs the right side of the door way. He then rips the entire front of the house out and flings it into the drive way. Pleakly sees this and faints into Jumba's arms. Kioko stood in the living room or rather what's left of it and ignored the mess that Stitch was making. He raised his hand and formed a yellow orb of energy, he releases it and it goes tearing through the back wall. It leaves a gaping, smoldering hole about 3ft wide in the wall. He continues to blast away at the wall until it looked like swiss cheese. Meanwhile Stitch was up on the roof; he grabbed his and Lilo's old room and ripped it off the house.

He puts it on his back and jumps down to the drive way. He places it on the ground in front of the group of onlookers. This of course consisted of Nani, Lilo, Jumba, Pleakly, Angel and the kids. After only a few minutes all that was left of the house was its floor and Jumba and Pleakly's old room. The ground around it was littered with shattered wood and other pieces of home. Stitch walks over and stands beneath Jumba and Pleakly's room, while Kioko floated up into the air facing the room.

"Are you ready Stitch?" yelled Kioko as he held up to fingers and formed a small amount of energy.

Stitch stretched a little and looked up at him. "I'm ready let'er rip." Said Stitch as he crouched down.

Kioko raised his fingers and swung them forward, a whip like beam of energy lashes out and slices through Jumba and Pleakly's old room. The entire room falls towards Stitch and right as it was about to hit him, Stitch threw a hard punch at the room. The impact causes the room to basically explode into hundreds of pieces. Kioko forms a barrier in front of the group as a couple of pieces flew in their direction. A couple minutes later there was nothing left of the old house except the floor. Kioko and Stitch come walking out of a cloud of dust slapping their hands together to clear the dust.

Kioko walks up to Nani. "Well me and Stitch are done for a little bit."

Stitch walks up next to him. "Yep." Said Stitch proudly.

"What do you mean your done for awhile? Now you two have to build the house!" yells Nani as she resists the erg to grab Kioko by the collar.

"I mean that me and Stitch have to go get the building supplies. And Stitch told me about what you girls said about me and him building the house. So while we are gone you girls get to clean up this mess." Said Kioko as he pointed to the piles of debris that were littered around the yard.

"Yeah!" yells stitch.

Nani and Kioko continue to argue as Angel walks up to Stitch and wraps her arms around him.

"Your not going to make me clean up this mess are you?" asked Angel in a sultry voice.

Stitch just smiled and looked at her. "Yes." Said Stitch in a loud voice.

Angel let go of him and took a step back with a surprised look on her face. "What!"

"you heard me. This is what you get for making the men build this house and for punching me out." Said Stitch as he began to walk away.

"Yeah well watch it or else I'll punch you out again!" yells Angel as she shook her fist.

Stitch just waved off her comment as he walked next to Kioko who had finished his argument with Nani.

"Well we will be back soon. So see you later… and this better be clean by the time we get back." Said Kioko as Stitch crawled up his leg and up to Kioko's shoulder.

Kioko floats up into the air but before he got to the tree tops Nani stopped him.

"Your flying there!" yelled Nani.

Kioko looks down at her. "Of course! I cant fit all of that lumber in my car. Don't worry about it no one will see us."

"They better not!" yells Nani.

Kioko and Stitch both give a snort as they both fly up into the air and speed away. The girls all looked around at the mess and then at each other.

"How are we going to clean this entire place up?" asked Angle as she kicked a piece of wood.

Both Lilo and Nani thought for a moment, but suddenly Lilo spoke up.

"I know a way out of this." Said Lilo as a sly smile went across her face.

"What is it?" asked Nani.

"Don't worry about it Nani it's nothing to bad. Come on Angel we have to go find Holio!" said Lilo as she begins to run down the drive way with Angel close behind.

Meanwhile Kioko and Stitch were closing in on the store. Stitch was sitting on Kioko's back cheering happily as the wind blew through his fur. Kioko spies the store and begins to descend.

"All right Stitch I know they won't let you in the store so wait for me around back." Said Kioko as he neared the ground.

"Alright Kioko." Said Stitch as he hopped off Kioko's back.

The two of them go their separate ways; Kioko enters the building and heads towards the customer service desk. He walks up to the girl behind the counter; she had blonde hair and an airy essence about her.

"Hello sir, how can I help you today?" asked the girl as if she were in a trance.

"Yeah hi, I'd like to order some lumber." Said Kioko very casually

"Ok sir, how much do you want?" asked the girl with a creepy smile on her face.

"Oh about… 300 hundred pieces should do it." Said Kioko as he leaned against the counter.

"Ok well I need you to fill out these forms for me please and then we will get you your wood." Said the girl as she handed him a couple pieces of paper.

Kioko pulls a pen out of his pocket and proceeds to fill out the needed information. Mean while Stitch was in the back of the store sitting down and leaning against some empty crates. He looked at the ground and picked up a small pebble, he then tossed it up against a nearby truck. He continued to do so for awhile, he was also thinking about the last few months.

'Oh boy! These last few months have been hectic, with taking care of the kids and being with Angel. I've been just so busy lately; I wish I could just relax for awhile.' Thought Stitch as a smile came across his face. 'Perhaps that time will come in the near future. I could really use it.' Stitch then picked up another pebble and threw it at the truck. But he threw it to hard and it knocked the truck over.

Stitch just scooted away, meanwhile Kioko finished filling out the forms. He handed them back to the girl along with a check for 4500 dollars. She took them with a smile.

"Ok well if you will just wait here while I get you your receipt." Said the girl as she walked over to the cash register.

A moment later she comes back over and hands him the receipt. "So are you going to build something." Asked the girl

Kioko looked at her with a dumb founded look. "No I collect pieces of wood." Said Kioko in the most sarcastic tone possible.

"Well that's a weird hobby to have." Said the girl in really cheery voice.

Kioko looked at her again with a raised eye brow. 'God human women can be so stupid.' Thought Kioko as he shook his head in amazement.

"Ok well the wood will be out back in a couple of minutes." Said the girl.

"Ok see you later." Said Kioko as he walked away.

He went through the rest of the store gathering what ever supplies they would need for the new house. Insulation, wire, pipes and light fixtures. He paid for them and headed to the back of the store. He saw Stitch hiding in a corner and a truck on its side.

"Stitch what did you do?" asked Kioko as he walked over to him.

"I got bored." Said Stitch as he slowly stood up.

"You just finished destroying a house and you had to go and flip a truck."

"Hey sorry, I didn't mean to." Said Stitch innocently

Kioko sees the wood at a loading dock. "What ever! Come on lets get this stuff back. I want to see if the girls managed to clean up that area." Said Kioko almost laughing.

Stitch giggled also as the two of them walked over to the lumber. There were two pallets of wood. Stitch climbed up and lifted one above his head while Kioko did the same.

"Ok Stitch let's get home. I can't carry both of these pallets so you will have to run home with your wood." Said Kioko as he looked around the corner for any one who might see the two super strong beings carrying all of this wood.

"Ok Kioko and I'm guessing you'll fly home." Said Stitch.

"Yep, I'm going to need to fly pretty high to stay out of sight. You also need to take the back way home so that no one sees you."

"Right." Said Stitch as he walked next to Kioko.

"Alright, let's go!" yells Kioko as he fly's up into the air.

Stitch also uses his super speed to zoom through the parking lot; avoiding any ones sight. Both of them keep an equal pace with each other, even though they could not see each other. After only a couple of minutes they both arrive back at the house. They see Lilo and Nani talking while Angel was playing with the children. Pleakly was still out cold with Jumba looking at the blue prints. What was most surprising was… the area was clean as a whistle.

"Well your back." Said Lilo as she looked up at the two men.

"Are you sure you can carry all of that?" asked Nani as she saw that both of them were carrying all of that wood.

"Yeah well it wasn't easy to get it here." Said Kioko

"Huh, I bet." Said Angel as she glanced over at Kioko and Stitch.

"I see you managed to clean this place up." Said Kioko as he looked around.

"You see you doubted us for no good reason." Said Lilo as she walked over to the guy's.

"Sure I guess I did." Said Kioko sarcastically.

Stitch caught a whiff of something and began to sniff the air. "Hey, is that… it is! I smell Holio!" yells Stitch.

"What! You mean that that black hole generator was here?" asked Kioko in a raised tone.

"Yep, I know the scents of all my cousins and that would be Holio." Said Stitch as he looked angrily at the girl's.

"That would explain how they got this yard cleaned up so fast." Said Kioko

"Yeah, they expect us to work on the house, but we give them one small task and they skip out on it. I'm ashamed." Said Stitch as he crossed his lower arms.

All the girls lowered their head's, Angel also lowered her ears. After about a minute or so Kioko and Stitch looked at each other then back at the girls.

"Oh don't worry about it." Said Kioko as he set the wood down.

"Yeah, we didn't expect you to get this place cleaned up, and we were going to help. But since you did manage to 'clean' it we will let you off for now." Said Stitch as he set his load down next to Kioko's.

"You mean you guy's aren't really mad?" asked Angel as she looked up.

"Of course not. But you still aren't getting away with it that easy." Said Kioko.

"You guy's are at least going to help us carry tools around." Said Stitch

All the girls just smiled and laughed a little. "I guess that's fair." Said Lilo.

"Alright well enough of the talking. We must to be moving if we are to finish this before night is falling." Said Jumba as he walked up to the group.

"Alright, let's make this happen!" yells Kioko as every one grabs a tool of some kind.

They all head towards the house to begin the construction process.

Well that's the end of chapter 2. It wasn't as funny as I wanted it to be but then again I don't write comedy well. Chapter 3 will probably finish this up, it will have a lot of slapstick comedy. And no one has answered my question from the last chapter. Should I start a second series or not! Please answer me ad also read and review. Later.