AUTHOR'S NOTE: Thanks for telling me that little spelling error on Rogue's name, Jinxeh. Forgive me, I stayed up til 2am to finish it. And yeah, I thought I'd get a few laughs if I had Logan call Iceman "Iceboy". Well I'm glad some people liked it. But believe me, if you thought the last one was a little funny, wait until you read this chapter. I had a little help writing this chapter with my friend who I got to read the stories here on FF and co-wrote this chapter. So everybody thank P.A.W.07 and me when you get done reading this chapter, cause this one will have you laughing your butt off!

P.S. Please bear with me as I try to write Kurt's accent in words. Very hard to do, so I hope you get the main idea of what he's trying to say!

DISCLAIMER: You know the drill!

italics: dream sequence

italics: song lyrics

(italics) :sound effects

italics mental thoughts/conversations

CHAPTER 3:

ABSOULUTLY (STORY OF A GIRL)

That same, beautiful woman was here again in his dreams. She always appears in two different sequences that flashed back and forth and repeated over and over again. She would be standing by a cliff by some ocean for one second, then in a blink of an eye, she appears again, brushing the hair of another girl. Only he couldn't see the other girl's face. But tonights dream, a new sequence appears. He could only see the blue lights of the crackling lightning strikes,roaring thunder, and pouring rain of stormy, pitch-black night sky. Until alittle light appears nearby an older house. He hears the cries of infant and distant footsteps that were getting further and further away. What does this all mean to him? Why are these dreams haunting him? The booms of the thunder kept getting louder, and louder, and louder. And then...

Beep, Beep, Beep (slash)(snit)

Logan awoke again to another confusing dream and yet again distroyed another alarm clock and nightstand.

"I really got to stop watching those Ring Two previews on tv." he said to himself, rubing his eyes.

He then leaned over to pick up the three evenly sliced peices of the alarm clock, when someone's radio from across the hall blasted some annoying pop song very loud:

This is the story of a girl

Who cried a river and drowned the whole world!

And while she looked so sad in photographs,

I absolutely love her, WHEN SHE SMILES!...

"Hey turn that crap off!" yelled Logan, but the song kept playing and getting louder.

How many days in a year?

She woke up with hope but she only found tears!

And I can be so insincere...

"Don't make me come in there!"

The music stoped and someone was saved from being chased down by the big and mighty Wolverine.

"That's better. Now how do I hide this without letting the Professor know that I broke another one of these things again?"

"I heard that.",was what Logan heard inside his head, as the Professor mentaly replied to that answer.

"Good morning, Logan."

"Morning, Professor"

"Logan, would you please stop by my office after you're done taking a shower. I'm not even there and I know that you need one!"

"Ah, being the comdian of the day I see, aren't we Professor?"

"I'm just reminding you for the safety of me and everybody else in this school!"

"Yeah, yeah, I'm going." Logan groweled as he got out of his bed to go walk down the halls to the shower house, only to be wearing a wife-beater and smiley face boxers. When he got there, nature decided to call.

(flusssshhhhh)

As soon as he fushed the toilet, he heard a tiny gasp from something. He turned around to find a little girl, no older than 4, standing in the corner of the bathroom looking like a deer in headlights.

"Um," the little girl began to studder, "I lost my yellow ducky!" She dashed out of that room, running for dear life without even looking back.

"Man.Damn kids." Logan cursed. He sighed and thought how emabarrassing that was, hoping she wouldn't tell anyone. He then on the shower and took off the beater and boxer and hopped in.

"Ah, damn it's cold"

He waited until the water got warmer. As he was standing there, he began to sing and hum to the words:

Your clothes never wear as well the next day!

And your hair never falls in quite the same way!

But you never seem to run out of things to say!...

"I hate that song!"

This is a story of a girl,

Who cried a river and drowned the whole world!...

"Ah, shit, it's stuck in my hand. Ok stop thinking of the stupid song."

And while she looks so sad in photographs,

I absolutely love her,...

"The agony will not stop!" Logan screamed out.

WHEN SHE SMILES!

Just as he was singing to that last line, someone either flushed or turned on the water, cauing the shower head to let out steamy, burning-hot water all over Logan. He screamed and backed away from the water without looking.

(squeek)

Sudden a little yellow ducky took flight and so did Logan's feet as he slipped as he tried to grab on to the shower certin. He slammed his head against the shower wall, and all goes black for Logan.

An Hour Later...

"Cum on in thare, we'v all vant to take showerz!" Kurt yelled and pounded on the locked bathroom door in his blue robe and shower brush. A big line of people are all waiting impatiently for someone to get out.

"Yeah, come on! Stop using all the hot water up!" yelled Kitty.

"Move over guys," Jubilee pushed the crowd of students, "I'm gonna blast that door off myself!"

"Now, now, Jubilee," Dr. Henry McCoy said in a calm voice, "there's no need to resort in any unnecessary action here. Kurt, transport through the door!"

"You'v got it!"

(Bampf) , blue smoke filled the air.

A few minuets have passed and the door still wasn't unlocked.

"Blast, Kurt beat us to the showers instead of unlocking the doors!" yelled Rogue.

"Alright, that's it. This door's comin' down! Step out of the way!" warned Jubilee.

"Now wait, should we really be resorting to violence?" ask Dr.McCoy.

"YES!" screamed everybody in the line.

Jubilee lifts her hands and blows the door completly down. Behind the door revealed the most horribly gross sight. Kurt was standing over a naked and unconscious Logan, holding his smiley face boxers like they were contagious with a disgusting disease. He turns beat red as he see the group of people staring at them with probubly the wrong thoughts.

"Ahh my God! I'm never touching another man in my life ever again!" Jubilee screamed as she ran away from the scene.

Kurt grabs a towel trying to cover up Logan's body.

"Get owt! Cloze tha door! I meanv, leavev!"

"Come on, get out of here. There's nothing to see here, kids!" McCoy pushes the kids out of the way. Ah, what an eventfull morning.

McCoy enters the bathroom and helps Kurt with Logan.

"Why don't you get him to his room and put some clothes on him."

"No provlem."

(bampf)

Moments later after Kurt left with Logan, the same little girl from before runs into the bathroom.

"Yay! My ducky!" she squealed and ran out with the little rubber toy.

This made Dr.McCoy only chuckle to himself.

"Now about this door."

Logan finally woke up with a killer headache, only to find Kurt 2 inches from his face.

"Oh, my heeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaadddddddAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!" he screamed.Kurt backed up from him and asked "Arv you all right, Logan?"

"Yeah, why wouldn't I? Wait a minute, wasn't I in the shower. Why am I here?"

"You'v don't revmembver?" asked Kurt."You'v passed owt!"

"I, er, I did? How? When? Wasn't I...wait, I don't want to know that."

Logan remembered nothing about the shower incident, but did remember that the Professor did want to see him. So, he left the room while Kurt just stood there dumbfounded.

He passed a group of kids who stoped talking, looked, and started giggling once they saw him. Oh, this day just keeps on getting better and better for our friend. He then finally got to the Professor's office and was ready to knock on the door, when a voice entered in his head.

"It's open, Logan."

Logan should of knowned. He stepped in and looked at the Professor. He had a frown apon his face.

"What! I wasn't smoking in the mansion this time!"

"No, it's not that, Logan." said the Professor. "Or not this morning's event. It's about your dreams."

"How.."

"Well," Xavier interupted, "I got tired of replacing the alarm clocks and nightstands. Please sit down."

Logan motioned to the door and sat down. "Okay, I get your point. So what about my dreams?"

"Explain these dreams, would you."

"But don't you know all of them by now?"

"Logan, I have no time, or the stomache, to explore these rather "questionable" dreams of yours."

"How do you know about my 'questionable' dreams?" Logan raised an eyebrow. "And what are you doing in my head?"

The Professor wheels around and heads for his desk. "No reason."

"My ass!" Logan remarked.

"I didn't know you owned a donkey."

"He, he, ha, ha, very funny. Now stop with the one liners!"

"Ok, Logan, I'll get down to the main question. When did these dreams start?"

"And since when did you become a pyscologist?"

"Since I started to spend all my time picking around in people's head."

"Ah HA! You admit it!"

"I was just being sarcastic, Logan."

A moment of silence between the two.

"Well, um," Logan started, "I found a new bar now."

"Yes, I've noticed. I'm surprised they haven't banned you yet."

"Yep."

"Well, tell me about this girl that works there. What is she like?"

"Ah, well, not much actually." Logan said in a sluggish tone. It was kinda embarrassing to him that he didn't know much about her after being at that bar for months."I can sense that's she's a mutant, though."

"Have you ever carried a conversation with her?" the Professor asked.

"Ah, does asking for the special count?"

The Professor just shook his head. He should of known that. The Wolverine, social? Yeah right!

"Logan, I think you need to pay attention more to this girl. You need to carry a conversation on other things rather then food."

"Ok, but what am I exactly going to say to her? 'Hi, my name is Logan! I'm a unsocialable mutant with huge adamantium claws in my hands. I know that your a MUTANT because I can sense it, and I want you to come with me to live with in a school with other freaks like you and me!' Oh yeah, that would impress her!"

"I wouldn't quite word it as blunt as that, but yes, that would be good. Just get to know her a little more, that's all I ask Logan."

"But don't you know who she is? I mean, you wouldn't be asking unless you know who she is already."

"Logan," the Professor said in a sturn tone, "I told you before and I will tell you again. Sometimes the mind needs to discover things for itself. And now it's up to you to find out about the girl, not me."

"But..."

"No buts, now next time you go up there, I want you to take in consideration of what I just told you. That is all."

This frustrated Logan, but he decided that he really wasn't in the mood today to get himself in another predicament. So he left the Professor's office, to find Rogue standing right next to the door.

"Hey, um, feeling better after today's fall?" she greeted him.

"Well besides the killer headache, yeah I guess. I suppose you heard the whole conversation in there."

"Sorry." she said in a shy voice. "I didn't mean to. I was just wondering how you were, and I heard that you were in here, so I waited for you."

Logan nod his head, and started to walk towards his room. Rogue followed right behind him.

"Look Logan, I know that it's none of my business, but if you would like a little company when you go up to the bar, I would be more than happy to go with you. If you want, that is."

"You would, huh?" he asked.

"Yeah, if you really don't mind. The Professor is right though, you know. It would be helpful if you would talk to her a little more. And I could give you a few pointers on how to start a good, and not so boring, conversation. And besides, I would like to kinda get away from Bobby every once in a while."

"Well aren't we desprite."

"Please, Logan. I promise I won't be a pain!" she pleaded.

Logan started to laugh. "I know, I was just messin' with ya. Ok, we'll go. But we have to wait until Friday."

Rogue jumped with joy. She then happily huged Logan. "Thanks Logan! Then Friday it is. Well, I better get going, see ya later." She took off running down the halls.

Logan chuckled and thought to himself. "Ah, that Rogue. Well, I guess it won't be all that bad. At least someone can talk to that girl. Wonder what I'm going to get myself into now.". And for the rest of the day, he though about today and wondered how this girl was going to affect his life. Little did he know, this girl was definetly going to change his loner days forever in 6 days from now.

How many lovers stay?

Just to put of with this shit day after day!

How did we wind up this way?

Watching our mouths for the words that we say

As long as we stand here waiting, Wearing the clothes of the souls that we choose!

How do we get there today? When we're walking to far for the price of our shoes!

Your clothes never wear as well the next day!

And your hair never falls in quite the same way!

But you never seem to run out of things to say!...

This is the story of a girl,

Who cried a river and drowned the whole world!

And while she looks so sad in photographs,

I absolutely love her,

When she smiles!

When she smiles!

END OF CHAPTER 3

Absolutely(Story of A Girl) by Nine Days