The new house
By: Kioko the pirate
Chapter 3: Stooges
OK I do not know the steps to building a house so I'm going by what seems logical so bare with me. I'm trying to make this chapter like an episode of the Three stooges so bare with me on that as well.
Every one quickly began to build the new house, Stitch and Kioko brought over the wood while Lilo and Nani brought over some power tools. Angel was tending to the babies and Jumba was giving the foundation one last look over. They begun by building up the walls, Kioko was putting in one side of the house while Stitch set up the other side. He managed to get a couple pieces of wood up with no problem but then he ran into a frustrating moment.
Stitch picked up another piece of wood with his top arms and held it in place as he nailed it down with his lower arms. He let go and turned to get another piece of wood, but right as he was about to set it up the piece of wood he previously placed fell down. Stitch looked over at the fallen piece of wood and thought nothing of it. He picked it back up and once again nailed it down; He went back to setting up the next piece when all of a sudden the piece fell again.
This time Stitch turns around and gives a slight growl, as he puts it up again. He goes back to the next piece, but once again the piece falls and Stitch whips around growling in frustration. This time he slams the piece in to the spot and growls at it, he turns back around slowly. A moment later the piece falls this time landing on Stitch's head. Stitch falls to the ground and then look's at the piece.
"Oh a wise guy huh?" said Stitch as he looked at the piece with one eye.
Stitch growls at the piece and then places it back up. He slowly backs away; he then turns around just as slowly. The piece begins to fall, but Stitch whips and glares at it. The piece stands back up all on its own and Stitch turns around with a proud smile on his face.
"Yeah… now you know who's boss." Said Stitch said Stitch proudly.
A moment later the piece falls on Stitch; he stands up and begins to curse in his alien tongue. A little while later they had gotten the frame of the house complete, Kioko, Stitch and Jumba were standing in the area of the future living room. They were going over the next step for the house, Jumba and Stitch had pieces of wood on their shoulders.
"Ok, now we move on to the roof. We start by doing the same thing we did down here. That would be the framing." Said Kioko as he looked at Jumba's blue prints.
"Are you sure we can do this by night fall?" asked Stitch.
"Of course we can Stitch. We also can't let the girl's down." Said Kioko "Ok let's get to it."
"Right!" said Stitch and Jumba in unison.
They both spin around; Stitch's piece of wood swipes Kioko's feet out from under him and Jumba's hits him the face. Kioko's flips in the air and land's on his face.
Jumba turn's around and look's at Kioko as he gets up. "Kioko are you being alright?" asks Jumba.
Kioko gives Jumba a cold stare. "Yeah I'm alright; I love being hit with wood. Come on get to work!" yells Kioko as he punch's Jumba in the nose.
Stitch begins to laugh and roll on the ground. "What are you laughing at fuzz ball?" asks Kioko as he hit's Stitch on the head with a hammer.
Stitch looks up at Kioko as he rubs his head. "What did you do that for?"
"Don't ask stupid questions." Said Kioko
"You are the stupid one!" yells Stitch.
Kioko turns around. "Why you come here!" yells Kioko as he tackles Stitch.
The two of them begin to fight as the girls watch from under the tree. "This house is never going to get built." Said Lilo as she rubbed her forehead.
"It wont if they don't get along." Said Angel as she rocked Kina gently back and forth.
"I'm starting to regret having them build this house." Said Nani.
Just then Stitch goes flying through the air and slides to a stop in front of the girl's. "Stitch are you alright?" asks Angel as she flips him over.
"I'm not Stitch… I'm Rick James bitch." Said Stitch before passing out.
Angel stood there with a highly confused look on her face. "I told you that he shouldn't watch the Chappelle show." Said Nani as she looked at Stitch with an unapproving stare.
Over the next few hours similar incident's happened, but despite these incident's the house started to take shape at an impressive rate. It was now about 11:30am and they were now moving on to the electrical. The unpainted siding was up and the house was now just a hollow shell. While the girls were off looking for some new furniture to replace some of the old stuff, Stitch had gotten Sparky over to help them with the wiring.
"Ok Sparky, what I need you to do is go through the wiring and make sure that we connected every thing correctly Ok?" said Kioko as he held onto two pieces of wire.
"Ok Kioko." Said Sparky in his electrical voice. (That's the best way I can describe it).
Sparky turn's into a bolt of electricity and leaps into the wire. Humming could be heard as Sparky traveled through the wire.
"Ok Stitch, you see that switch there on the wall?" asked Kioko
"Yeah."
"Well when Sparky gets close to this point I need you to throw the switch. Got it?"
"Got it Kioko." Said Stitch as he gave a thumbs up.
They could see Sparky traveling through the wire because the wire would glow. As he waited Stitch sat down near the switch and started to bend a nail that was on the floor back and forth. Sparky was getting closer now.
"Ok Stitch get ready." Said Kioko.
But Stitch did not hear him; he just continued to fiddle with the nail. Sparky was about to reach the switch.
"Ok Stitch… now!" yelled Kioko but he did not see the switch trigger. "Stitch!" yells Kioko.
Just then Sparky passed he switch and went into the wire that Kioko was holding. Stitch heard a loud buzzing noise followed by a thump. He turned around to find Kioko on the ground with smoke rising from him.
"Kioko, what happened?" asked Stitch
Kioko looked over at him with an angry look. "You didn't flip the switch and I got shocked." Growled Kioko.
Stitch gave an innocent smile. "Sorry Kioko I was just playing with this nail."
Kioko got a dumb founded look on his face, which was soon replaced by an angry one. "You were playing with a nail?" yells Kioko.
"Pretty funny huh?" say's Stitch as he laugh's nervously.
"Oh yeah, it's really funny." Says Kioko as he fakes a laugh. "Come here and I'll show you funny!" yells Kioko as he chases after Stitch with a nail gun.
After they had gotten all of the wiring done it was about 12:45pm. They moved on to the insulation. (Do they even use insulation in Hawaii?) Kioko begun to unroll some insulation. He put his knee on one end of the roll and begun to lean forward to unroll the roll. He had it almost completely unrolled when he felt something hit his behind. He turned around to see what it was.
"What the?" said Kioko as he saw the roll rolled up again.
He repeated the process in the opposite direction, but again he felt some thing hit him.
Kioko turned around. "Stubborn little…" said Kioko getting a little frustrated.
He repeated the process again, and again with the same result. Finally he managed to get it completely unrolled. The end started to roll up but Kioko looked back at it with a killer look. It unrolled again and Kioko looked the other way proudly.
"Stupid insulation." Said Kioko
Suddenly the insulation rolled up again but stayed in place, this caused the insulation beneath Kioko's feet to retract quickly. Kioko flipped forward onto his back, he looked back at the roll and growled.
By about 5:00pm they had gotten mostly every thing done. The group stood in front of the house, which still needed painting.
"Ok next step, you girl's will do this part. We need to paint the house." Said Kioko.
"Oh I have found a beautiful shade of green to paint the house with." Said Pleakly
Kioko looked over at him. "Ok queer eye, we will make the house look as gay as possible." Said Kioko sarcastically.
"Well if you don't like the color then just say it. There's no need to be rude." Said Pleakly.
Kioko just snorted. "We will paint it exactly the way it was before." Said Nani as she held up a couple cans of paint.
"Well while you're doing that, I'm going to go install these holographic generators." Said Kioko as he took the box out of his car.
"Me and 6-2-6 will be brining in the new furniture." Said Jumba.
"Alright once again we all have our assignments so let's get to it." Said Lilo
"Hey wait! What am I supposed to do?" asked Pleakly as he pulled on Kioko's coat.
"You stay out of the way!" yelled Kioko as he yanked his coat away.
Every body started doing what they were told, Kioko was up in Lilo's new room installing the projectors; Stitch and Jumba moved the furniture back in. they left room for the girl's to do some rearranging later. The girl's were moving rather quickly with the painting; Angel and Lilo took short break's to check on the kids. They found that a coconut had fallen and the kids had cracked it open, they had coconut milk all over their faces. By about8:00pm the paint was almost dry and the house was complete; once again they stood in front of the house looking at their good job.
"Well it's done." Said Kioko happily
"Yep and right on time, the sun is starting to set." Said Lilo.
"And once again my architectural genius is to be coming in handy." Said Jumba.
"Well shall we go take a look?" said Nani
"Yeah, let's go!" yelled Lilo as she ran towards the house.
They all entered the house and looked around; the living room looked exactly like the old one except it was larger. The kitchen was also larger, but now they had a separate dining room as well. After looking through these area's every one went to there new room's. Stitch and Angel walked up the stairs and into their new room; it was a descent sized room with a window above the bed and on the intersecting wall. There was a small dresser that was just the right size for Stitch and Angel; it also had a vanity mirror. There was a small chair in the corner and two night stands; there was also a basic ceiling fan.
Meanwhile Lilo went into her new room; her bed was at one end of the room. They had cut her old room in two and stuck it on the house, that is were her bed sat. She had a dresser and a T.V. She had her old desk in one corner of the room and a large closet. But what she first rushed over to was a keyboard on the wall.
"Are these the controls?" asked Lilo as she heard Kioko walk in.
"Yep those are the controls. Now let me tell you about this system. What you do is you type in what ever scene or scenery you want." Said Kioko as he typed in some data. "Then you just hit enter and…" Kioko pushed the button and the holographic generators kicked on.
The room seemed to fade away into nothing; a second later Kioko and Lilo were standing in the middle of a field. It felt so real; Lilo could swear that she felt the grass beneath her feet.
"Wow Kioko this is amazing! It's like I'm not even in my room any more. It all looks and feels so real." Said Lilo excitedly
"Well that's because this is known as an F-I-H, or a fully interactive hologram. Besides projecting light into the room, the system also project's tiny electrical charges which fool your brain into feeling what you're seeing. Just another fine example of alien technology." Said Kioko.
Kioko then showed Lilo how to operate the system and then the two of them went down stairs were every one else was sitting.
"Well are you guys happy with this new set up?" asked Kioko as he leaned against the wall.
"Well I'm happy about it. All this new room will make living here a lot more comfortable." Said Nani as she sat on the new couch.
"And I just love my new room. Now I don't have to listen to snoring and crying. No offense to you guy's." said Lilo
"None taken. I'm just glad that it's not as crowded any more." Said Angel
"Well seeing as how this is being first night in new dwelling, I suggest we celebrate." Said Jumba with a smile.
"Yeah!" cheered every body.
"I'll order the pizza!" cheer's Lilo.
"Ooh I want pepperoni!" yells Stitch
"Me too!" cheers Angel
"I'll have Italian sausage." Said Kioko.
Every one runs into the kitchen to give their topping choices. Every one was very pleased with their new home and they hoped that it would be good enough for now.
Well that's the end of this story; I'll be working on my next story real soon. It will be called 'A quiet night'. Then the story after that will be the first in a second series, which has very little relation to this series. If you want to now more then E-mail me. Anyway I didn't like how this chapter came out so sorry. Please review. Later.
