Um…hi, this is my first fanfic, so please be nice and review! Oh, and please cut me some slack, I've still haven't seen the whole series yet, so if I get some details wrong, please just tell me. Thanks!

Disclaimer: I don't own YuYu Hakusho, though the characters Maruhi, Kai, Leeoyasha, and Auzrieal belong to me and my friends! Enjoy!

Maruhi's prov.

Maruhi clicked her tongue ring against her teeth, annoyed as she went through the papers that covered her desk. She had gotten talked into becoming a college professor by Leeoyasha and Kai, two of her three best friends, who had wanted to try something new.

Now as she sat at her desk, a feeling of boredom clouded her thoughts as the remaining 15 minutes clicked by. She got to teach 'philosophical literature'. "Oh, what fun." She mumbled to herself as she tried to fix some of the papers that were devouring her desk at the moment.

Leeoyasha was teaching 'interpretive dance', naturally, and Kai chose Advanced Earth and Environmental Science. "Two of the most powerful demons in all of Makai and they choose to teach humans. Nothing makes sense anymore."

Yu Yu Hakusho gang's prov.

"You what! You signed us up for interpretive dance classes! Kuwabara, you are such a queer!" Yusuke threw a punch at a clearly defensive Kuwabara.

"Look, we moved, so I had to transfer to a new college. I hate being the new kid with no one to talk to, so I signed you guys up too. Come on Urameshi, it's only a few courses."

"But interpretive dance! Why on Earth did you sign us up for interpretive dance? Like the other two classes aren't bad enough?" Yusuke had been ranting like this since he had heard about it, namely two hours ago. Then again, even Kurama looked disturbed and Hiei's first response to the news had been "I'm not wearing tights."

"The reason for signing up for those particular classes is because the rumor around campus is that the teachers are new and absolutely gorgeous." Kuwabara was trying to apply to Yusuke's perverted side, but it backfired on him. "What's it to you how hot they are. What ever happened to Yukina!" Kuwabara turned a bright shade of pink at Yusuke's bluntness.

Then the spirit detective decided to go in for some back up. "Kurama, Hiei, surely you two don't want to go to college? I mean, I just got out of high school two measly years ago, I'm not going back already!"

Kurama gave him a polite smile. "Actually, Yusuke, to tell you the truth, I somewhat had missed school. I'm looking forward to going back." Kuwabara gave a triumph smile, but Yusuke turned his attention to Hiei, whose only reply was his all-famous "Hn."

Kurama now looked to Kuwabara. "Though, I am curious as to how you got these two in. Yusuke has some of the worst grades I've seen, and Hiei has never even been to school." Kuwabara gave Kurama a sheepish grin. "Koenma and Murkuro are paying a heavy tuition. Pay them enough money, and they'll take anybody."

"Awww, come on Urameshi, have a heart. After a few weird courses, you can go back to whatever you had been doing. Please?" Kuwabara didn't usually beg, but he also considered these desperate times.

Meanwhile, Kurama was looking slightly confused. "What do you mean "weird"? I was thoroughly looking forward to philosophical literature and especially Advanced Earth and Environmental Science." Hiei gave his old friend a rare grin. "You would."