Um..Yea my internet was down forever, and it still is even as I'm writing this, so here's the 5th chapter. Hiei gets a little out of character on this one, but when I told it to my friends they liked it.
Disclaimer: I don't own YuYu Hakusho, however Maruhi, Kai, Leeoyasha, and Auzrieal do belong to me and my strange but loveable friends. Kristen owns Kai, Emily has Leeoyasha, and Auzrieal is Jessica's demon form. Maruhi is mine.
Oh, and in these stories there is also Inuyasha, though he doesn't have a major role. He's just Auzrieal's husband. Sesshoumaru might show up with my other character, Yoimaru, who is Maruhi's half older sister. Thought I'd save you from some slight confusion.
YuYu Hakusho's gang pro.
Hiei looked Kai over and decided that woman got better looking with age. Then again, she never looked over 23 or there about.
Kai had golden brown hair that just brushed her shoulders. It was slightly frizzy, but it framed her face in a manner that made you think that she had done it that way on purpose. She had 3 colored eyes normally, but Hiei guessed Maruhi had used illusion to change them so she looked more human. They were green-blue with a little gray swirling around the pupil. She wore her trademark business skirt suit, this one a turquoise blue. Her shoes had low heels because being about 5'9" she really didn't need the extra height.
Kai's voice portrayed boredom, though Hiei doubted anyone else knew. Only someone who knew Kai could've told. Nobody seemed to be listening, except maybe Kurama.
Hiei poked Kurama to see if he could get his attention, but as Hiei would've guessed, Kurama paid him no mind. He seemed to be entranced and his head followed Kai as she paced in front of her desk, rulebook held in hand. Hiei couldn't help but chuckle.
He got real close to Kurama's ear and hissed like snake. Kurama jumped visibly, but the other two didn't notice. Yusuke looked ready to chew his arm off and anyone within 2 aisles could hear Kuwabara's snoring.
"What do you want, I was listening." Kurama whispered.
"I bet that you couldn't tell me one word she just said. You were to busy planning your wedding." Hiei might've been cold and quiet at times, but he could never refuse to tease his best friend about his age-old crush on the Lady of the Northern Lands.
Meanwhile Kurama just blushed and turned to face the front again. "We better stop talking or we'll get in trouble."
Hiei couldn't resist. The temptation was just too great. All those years with the perverted Makai thieves had affected his mind and he just couldn't stop himself. "I bet you'd like to get in trouble with Kai. Have her call you down there to spank you!"
"HIEI!" Kurama actually rose up in his seat, awakening Kuwabara and gaining Yusuke's attention.
Kai looked at Kurama with surprise. "Is there a problem sir?"
Kurama's emerald eyes widened with embarrassment and for the first time since Hiei had known him, he stuttered when he answered. "Uh, uh, uh, n-n-no ma'am. T-there's no p-problem." He's smile was obviously strained.
Hiei knew that Kai had a thing for Kurama just like he did her. He wondered what would happen if he should….
Hiei stood up next to Kurama. "No problems at all miss. Unless you count the fact he wants you to spank him." Hiei put on his innocent face, something he hadn't used in ages.
Kurama looked ready to rip Hiei's throat out and the all the other students were laughing. "I can't believe you told her that. I'm gonna kill you, just not now." Kurama was very angry, but Hiei just had to tease him some more.
"Why? Because you adore me? Hey, one day your gonna thank me for this. Besides I think Kai has a right to know your fantasies, especially since she seems to be the star of them." Hiei gave him a wicked grin.
"I not gonna kill you now because there's too many witnesses. But from now on, I'd sleep with one eye opened if I were you." Kurama was absolutely enraged.
Hiei gave a mocking shiver than looked at Kai, her eyes large. He saw as she looked around, almost as if looking for an escape route. She found it.
"Okay class, time for lunch." Hiei swore she sprinted out of that classroom faster than any rabbit he had ever seen.
Maruhi, Kai, Leeyasha, and Auzrieal's prov.
Kai was so relieved to make it to the lunch room. She had never been in a situation like that and she was older than Leeoyasha. When she told Maruhi and Leeoyasha what had happened, Leeoyasha started to giggle uncontrollably, and Maruhi spewed her tea all over Kai.
Before Maruhi recovered, Leeoyasha tried to change the topic prior to the discussion that was sure to follow
"I need to redye my roots. My highlights look dreadful. Hiko will you do it for me?" Leeoyasha asked, looking at her reflection on her metal spoon. Maruhi ignored her and went back to the first issue, despite Leeoyasha's hopes.
"Hiei best watch himself, or has he already forgotten who he's messing with?" Kai could see the Maruhi's natural glowing yellow eyes poke out from under the illusion of indigo.
"Hiko, be careful or you'll give yourself away, along with the rest of us. You know your powers go funky when you get angry." Kai warned her slowly. She knew all about Maruhi's rage and its danger.
Maruhi put on a calm front, but anyone who knew her could see her fuming underneath. After all, the steam was practically coming out of her ears.
"How about a new subject?" Leeoyasha suggested. "Like…?" Maruhi said grumpily.
Leeoyasha bit her lip trying to think of something. Luckily, the topic was provided for them at that exact moment.
Maruhi had been sitting with her back to the door leading outside, where the YuYu Hakusho gang had chosen to sit. She was the only one facing this direction, so fortunately she was the only one who saw Auzrieal appear along with her husband Inuyasha.
Auzrieal was clad in all black, from the cowboy hat on her head to the big boots on her feet. She had on a velvet dress that cut off at the knee and had no sleeves. There was also her well-known floor length leather jacket. On her legs she could see the fishnet stockings that Auzrieal had borrowed and never returned. Maruhi didn't see how she wasn't melting given the heat.
Inuyasha also looked right for this time, despite his still silver hair. It was cut to his chin and pulled back by a leather band. He had on dark blue jeans and a red shirt. Together, Auzrieal and he looked like people who belonged anywhere but a high class college.
"Auzrieal, are you crazy. You can't just pop out of no where like that!" Maruhi scolded her.
"Why not? These humans are so stupid." Auzrieal looked annoyed. "Hey, not all humans are bad…!" Inuyasha exclaimed, but his wife gave him a withering glare that shut him up quick.
"Humans may be stupid creatures, but they're curious type of stupid that start prowling around in things that aren't they're business. They're questioning animal and often get killed for it." Maruhi replied.
"Stop arguing and just tell us why you're here Auzrieal." Kai butted in trying to play peace maker. Those two had some of the worst tempers, but they made an awesome team.
"Fine. I did as you asked and the plan is now in motion. Koenma took the bait." Maruhi looked pleased at Auzrieal's information.
"I knew he would, the moronic suck-up. This time I'm gonna get him and I'm gonna get him good." Maruhi had a devilish grin playing on her lips that would've sent shivers down any human's spine.
There we go a nice old fashion cliff hanger. Haven't figured out what the next chapter is gonna include, but I just happy this one is so long. For me it is at least. Ok, later.
