CORUSCANT EXPRESS CARD

Cuts to Obi-Wan Kenobi standing on a balcony, overlooking the Corucant
skyline.  He is holding a green plastic card.

Do you know me?  That is why I carry the Corucant Express Card.
When I pull it out of my Jedi tunic, I am treated differently.  I can rent
speeders, shuttles.  Purchase lightsaber parts for those unfortunate mishaps,
like when I fall into a swamp with the power source on.

I can even use it to pay for the never ending supply of bacta I always seem
to need.

The Coruscant Express card. Don't leave the Temple without it.

Cuts to green card having Obi-Wan Kenobi typed onto it.  

Enter large Jedi Master stage right, "Hey Braid Boy, give me back my card."

The Coruscant Express card has been brought to you by the Jedi Temple.  When
hostile aliens attack your planet, we are there for you.