Disclaimer: yeah, I wish! But sadly, I own nothing… (Except for George Eads, Michael Weatherly, and Eric Smazda because I kidnapped them and they live in my closet) oh yeah and I have some CSI stuff including a hat, two shirts, four seasons on DVD, some books, and a lot of pictures (what can I say, these shows are my life)
Summary: well, school is out (finally) and so I've decided to write a story (as you can probably see). Anywhoo… since I haven't found a finished NCIS/ CSI crossover, I've decided to make one. And now…. Without much further ado…. I give you….. The……. Story (DUR) by the way… (Sorry)… pretend that Twilight never happened (NCIS)
Pairings: Tate (CSI), Snickers (NCIS) (give me suggestions for others if you want)
One Night of Temptations (sounds like a horror movie huh?)
Chapter one: the mix up (Las Vegas, Nevada)
Susanna Parker sighed, realizing that this was going to be another long and boring day. Her job as a secretary was never really eventful and today, she didn't even have anything to type. Susanna's boss may or may not have realized this but he was too 'important' to bother with someone like her. According to him, she was just another young, stupid, secretary who just worked for the hell of it which really pissed her off.
That stupid asshole probably doesn't even know my name or care who I am.
Finally, after a long and uneventful day, her boss didn't even glance at her when he told her to go home. When she got back home, she saw that her brother's car was missing which was odd because John had wounded his leg in Iraq and he couldn't drive. This made Susanna on alert and she got out her keys, soon finding out that she didn't need them because the door was already open.
"John?" she called as she made his way to his bedroom. She heard a strange dripping sound and as she opened his door, she found that the whole room was red. This was the last thing she saw before something was clamped over her mouth and everything went black.
NCIS headquarters (Washington, DC)
"So Kate, you never told me what you did this weekend that made you so tired." Special agent Caitlin Todd opened her eyes to glare and her partner before answering, "No Tony I didn't tell you what I did this weekend and I don't think I ever am either."
Kate thought that this would hopefully make Tony shut up but of course, it didn't. "Oh I see did you have to sleep with a gun under your pillow last night?" he smiled remembering what she had said a couple of months ago. Kate groaned thinking that he could be so annoying at times. Wait a minute, scratch that, he was annoying ALL of the time.
"DiNozzo, I am going to kill you." She replied right before Gibbs, their boss walked in and said, "Sorry Kate that's going to have to wait for another day. We've got a dead marine in Las Vegas and we have to fly out tonight." Kate rolled her eyes thinking, how does he do that? Are there secret cameras everywhere in this office that we don't know about? That's just scary.
Later, the whole NCIS team (not including Abby) boarded the plane that would take them to the unfortunate marine in sin city.
A/N: yeah, I wasn't going to post this next chapter for a couple of days (because I got 3 sniff reviews) but I must keep Santa happy or she will not give me Tony, Nick, Greg, and Ryan for Christmas (and I've been very good lately) Anywhoo… you people have to read and review or I may have to cry (and that's not pretty) or discontinue this story (actually I wouldn't in fear of Santa but oh well) oh yeah, I might (that's a big might Santa)put some Gabby in and I will try not to make the Snickers too heavy but I'm not making any promises… by the way, I accidentally put Tate (CSI) and Snickers (NCIS)but it should be the other way around. Anywhoo…mwahahahahaha on to the story!
Disclaimer: Yes! They are all mine! Well… they will be someday (not)
Chapter two: the problem (Las Vegas Nevada)
Gil Grissom looked at his exhausted team, knowing that they would all have to pull a double tonight if you can call one o' clock in the morning night. He was so glad to have his team back but there was such a thing as spending a little too much time together.
The whole team had been standing outside the apartment building for at least two hours and the only person who had been in the room was the paramedic to declare the vic dead.
Finally, after ten more minutes of standing around, the homicide detective, Jim Brass, came up to them and explained the situation. "Alright, so it turns out that the dead guy, John Parker was a marine stationed in Iraq and he was sent home after a shot to his leg. They called in Navy NCIS in DC to help us on the case."
After seeing the looks on the faces of the CSI graveyard shift, Brass added, "Hey, technically they are the ones who are supposed to be working this case so just try to make it work. By the way, they should be here in about ten minutes."
After Brass walked away, the CSIs broke into conversation. "Oh god, I hate sharing evidence." Sara Sidle groaned. "Come on Sara, at least they're not the FBI." Nick Stokes tried to make the situation a little bit better. Grissom took his lead and said, "Nicky's right. At least these people are probably very mature and professional.
Meanwhile, on the plane to Vegas…
"Come on Kate, tell me." Kate felt like her head was going to explode. Tony would not stop asking her what she did this weekend. "DiNozzo, I am going to kick your ass or I will tell Gibbs." She warned.
"Tell me what?" a voice asked. Kate and Tony looked at their boss in amazement. "Boss? We thought you were sleeping." Tony said finally getting over his shock. "I was DiNozzo, and if you don't shut up and stop harassing Kate, I'll make sure that you're asleep too."
This made Tony stop talking for awhile but as soon as he saw the lights of Las Vegas he was off again. He poked Kate who had been asleep for a couple of hours and said, "So Katie, have you ever been to sin city before?"
Kate slightly opened her eyes and said, "No Tony, but I bet you have and you're going to tell me all about it aren't you?" Tony smiled and asked, "You haven't Kate? Are you telling me that the winner of the wet t-shirt contest has never been to Vegas?"
Kate was about to tell him where he could go but she was interrupted by the pilot telling them that they were right over Vegas and they would be landing in less then five minutes.
"Oh god, I hope that the Las Vegas CSIs are more normal than us." Kate commented as she buckled her seat belt for landing.
A/N: hello again it is me, your crazy-psycho friend! Mwahahahahahaha… you know that you love me. Anywhoo… I just wanted to tell you that I will be in Connecticut tomorrow so I won't have the next chapter up for a couple of days. I'm also not posting the next chapter until I get at least ten reviews so there! I love you all and tell me what you think! - Amanda
Disclaimer: believe me, if I owned these shows, Kate would be alive and Ecklie would have been buried alive, not Nicky.
A/N: well… nine, ten what's the difference? Plus I know that the review thingy is down (evil, evil). By the way, there will be no major pairings until the last few chapters as there will be clubbing eventually (oo-er!) so… yeah. Anywhoo… thanks for your reviews and I'm sorry but Santa (aka. My bitch) will not allow me to put Gabby in this story so… sorry. Connecticut was great (except for when my cousins stole my shoes and my sexy CSI hat) but now I'm back in cow town New Hampshire so… on… to… the… story… (I really like those … things)
Chapter 3: The Missing
At the Crime scene (Las Vegas, Nevada dur)
About fifteen minutes later, Jim Brass walked up to the CSI team with five people. "Ok, this is the NCIS team as you probably already know. This is special agent Gibbs and as far as I'm concerned, he will be leading this investigation." With that, Brass walked away leaving the two teams in silence.
After about five minutes of awkwardness, Gibbs finally decided to break the silence by making introductions. "Well, as you already know, I'm special agent Gibbs but you can call me Gibbs, this is special agent Caitlin Todd, or Kate, that is special agent Anthony DiNozzo, or Tony…" Gibbs noticed that Tony was already flirting with the female CSIs so he added, "By the way ladies, Tony will probably annoy the hell out of you so you can just slap him on the back of the head or, as Kate prefers, just elbow him in the stomach.
After Tony was embarrassed enough, Gibbs continued. "Special agent McGee or McGee, and our medical examiner, Dr. Mallard or Ducky." After Grissom introduced his three remaining CSIs (Catherine and Warrick had been called away on a homicide call) they proceeded to enter the apartment building.
Upon entering the marine's apartment, it was very easy to distinguish the cause of death because John Parker was tied to his ceiling fan and he had a rather large gash in his throat. "Well Jethro, our boy definitely died from a large sever of his Jugular vein." Ducky was the only one who was not shocked by the discovery of the marine.
After the body had been moved and brought to the morgue, the investigation finally began. Kate was in charge of sketching the crime scene, Tony logged in the evidence that was collected, Nick and Sara took photographs while Greg watched. "Hey, guys?" he asked. Several annoyed "What"s coursed through the room and Greg, being himself, was completely oblivious as he explained his dilemma. "Did you notice that there is blood everywhere but on this side wall?" Everyone looked and indeed, there was not a spot of blood on the wall but a piney fresh scent was present.
When phenol was added to the wall and the lights were turned off, a message was revealed. Your marine is dead but I've still got the girl. This was a surprise to everyone because there was no evidence of a female living in this apartment. After looking through all of the rooms, Nick found two toothbrushes on the sink; Sara found a woman's hairbrush, and Kate found a bag of woman's clothes.
Back at the crime lab, the group talked about what they had found earlier. "Alright, there was a woman living in Parker's apartment and for some reason she didn't want to be found." Gibbs started. "We sent the hair from the hairbrush to Abby and it should get there within the hour Kate and Tony are also interviewing the neighbors." McGee added. Grissom also made a terrible discovery. "Our guy definitely knows something about forensics because he knew that we would use phenol and we didn't find any DNA or trace evidence in the room." When all of the evidence was laid out and understood, everyone was off to the morgue to see what the marine had to say.
"Ah my friend, someone had a grudge against you didn't they?" Ducky was talking softly to the corpse as the others walked in. "What do you have for me Duck?" Gibbs asked. "Well Jethro, Mr. Parker was indeed slashed across the throat but first he was severely beaten with a blunt object. A lot of rage was involved in this crime. Other then that, Mr. Parker has nothing to say." This news left everyone quite depressed but Nick tried to look on the bright side. "Well, maybe Kate and Tony are having better luck with the neighbors…"
At the apartment (I don't really have to tell you do I?)
"Please Mrs. Prescott; I just need to know if there was a woman living next door to you." Tony was trying to get useful information out of the ninety something year old woman but all he was getting was… he didn't even know. "… and then I told Mavis that she shouldn't be eating horse meat every day because it's an endangered species. Did I tell you about the time that my husband shot our dog and then it gave us a car and some coupons? They were expired but it's the thought that counts… did you tell me who you were? Oh yes I remember now, you're Jimmy. Hey! You stole our car twenty years ago didn't you? I never thought that you were like that Jimmy…" Oh god, this is like talking to Mrs. Mallard all over again. Finally, two recipes and four identities later, Tony left the Apartment with no information.
Tony found Kate walking down the hallway and she looked like her brain cells were still in tact so maybe she had some information. "The little kid down the hall said that he saw a woman coming into the apartment very early in the morning almost every day. He once heard her talking to someone on the phone and apparently her name is Susanna Parker." Kate could tell that Tony was at a loss so she asked, "So Tony, what did Mrs. Prescott have to say?" Tony glared at her and avoided her question by saying "That's great! We'd better tell everyone else what we found." Kate would have persued the matter but she was more interested about this mysterious Susanna Parker. Who was she and why was she hiding?
A/N (again)
Sooo… don't you love that little cliff- hanger? Mwahahahaha… like I said, the torture never ends. Just so you know, I got the horse meat and the whole dog thing from my Grandpa. According to him my father, Jimmy, is twelve years old, is not his son and stole his car. He thinks that he is twenty and lives at Rhode Island College (he isn't married but he like a hot wrestler in California). He eats horse meat for lunch for lunch everyday (he doesn't don't worry) and he shot his dog and then it gave him a car… right, anywhoo… I will be pairing people up at the end but you have to read to figure out… ok now I do have ten reviews so I can post this (yippee hooray!) Thank you all for your reviews, you know that I have much luuuurve for you.
