Back at the Jedi temple, Anakin was studying a map as Jar Jar walked in.
"Heloo Ani!" The goofy gungan greeted, then he saw the map. "What's up with youssa?"
Anakin looked up then invited Jar Jar to sit down with him. "I can't decide which route to take to Mustafar. Hey you've traveled alot right?"
Jar Jar nodded proudly. "Yep. Messa been all over the Glaxy."
"Ok, so which route should I take? The northern route or the southern route?" Anakin turned back to the map and pointed to the two routes.
"Ooh, if youssa takes the northern route, there's a man on the way with a beard of gundarks."
Anakin turned off the map in delight. "Great! Problem solved!"
"But on the southern route there's a bantha that plays sabac." Jar Jar added so Anakin turned the map back on again.
"Well back to square one." he sighed.
Jar Jar thought for a moment. "Oh, messa knows a way you can decide! All righty, messa gonna ask youssa a series of questions and youssa answer as quickly as youssa can."
"Yes" Anakin said quickly but Jar Jar held up his hand.
"Good, but wait. Okey-day, all righty, here wessa goen. Now messa wanten yous to relax. Take deep breaths. Clear your mind." he said and Anakin nodded, closing his eyes and clearing his mind.
"Which do youssa like better? Peanut butter or egg whites?" Jar Jar said quickly.
"Oh um...peanut butter!"
"No thinking, no thinking!" Jar Jar scolded. "Naboo or Coruscant?"
"Naboo"
"Which would youssa ratehr be? Jedi or Sith?"
"Sith...hey wait!" Anakin's eyes snapped open as he realised what he had just said, but Jar Jar carried on, ignoring him.
"North route or south route?"
"North route!"
"Bamn! There youssa go! Huh?" Jar Jar said, looking rather pleased with himself.
"Wow! That was incredible! Beard of gundarks, here I come!" Anakin said in delight, turning off the map again.
"Hey!" Yoda said as he hobbled in and sat up at the table with them.
"Oh this guy again." He said, ignoring Yoda.
"Hey man, what's up?" Anakin greeted the Jedi Master.
"Not much. Want to see a movie tonigh, do you?" he asked them, but Jar Jar just ignored him.
"Sure, what do you want to see?" Anakin asked, but Yoda shrugged.
"I don't know, umm..."
"Oh, I know how we can decide. Jar Jar, show him your game!" Anakin turned to Jar Jar, but Jar Jar just got up.
"No thank youssa!" he said, walking over to another table a little way away.
"What's with him?" Yoda asked, staring at the gungan's back. Anakin shrugged.
"I dunno. But hey, I know how we can decide. Ok, I'm gonna ask you questions and you answer real quick. Ok?"
Yoda nodded so Anakin thought about the questions for a minute.
"Action or comedy?" he said at last.
"Action."
"Who would you rather sleep with? Sabe or Padme?"
Yoda glared at Anakin, but Anakin just motioned for him to hurry up.
"Sick you are, young Skywalker!"
"Oh, I'm sorry. I forgot you had that whole Jedi rules thing." Anakin appologised, getting up and walking away before Yoda could explain that the real reason was because both Padme and Sabe were already married.
