Here's the 13th chapter, despite I still have not received any reviews on the last 2 chapters. When I asked Kristen what she thought, she said most people don't update as much as I do after the 8th chapter. I hope she's right…
Disclaimer: I don't own YYH, but I do own Maruhi, Kai, Leeoyasha, and Auzrieal. This is along with the other freeks who stalk me. JK!
Maruhi's prov.
Maruhi found herself lying on the floor, amidst piles of clothes. She looked at the clock beside her bed. It was 5:45! "What the heck…?" she thought as she pulled herself up.
"Must of dozed off." She explained to herself as she went downstairs. She had a migraine. "But I'm not supposed to be able to get a migraine…that was part of the deal." She shook her head and told her conscious that it was nothing to worry about.
"And I mustn't tell Kai." She mumbled. She went into the kitchen and made a big glass of water. Then she started to rummage around in the medicine cabinet beside the spices. She took down the heavy duty aspirin and took two.
"Wow, what's the matter Maruhi? Did you hurt your back?" Leeoyasha came through, holding her laundry basket. Maruhi was confused for a moment, and it must have shown on her face.
"You're taking the hard core aspirin. Did something happen during your training?" Leeoyasha said with a laugh. Maruhi was about to ask why did she think she had hurt her back, when she realized what it was. Her posture; Maruhi was standing with one hand on her back.
"Yea, I fell down, not paying attention. It should be gone by tonight though." She said with a smile. Leeoyasha smiled back, then went off outside to the garage, where the washer and dryer were, to do her laundry.
Maruhi went into the living room to sit down. She plopped herself down in the recliner and faced 62 inches of pure entertainment. But then she had a thought that worried her.
"Okay, so Leeoyasha thought I was training, but what did Kai think I had been doing all this time?" She immediately rose from the chair and sought out her best friend.
She found Kai cursing in her bedroom. She was trying to straighten her hair, which no matter what happened short of an illusion, was always at least wavy. Maruhi understood her pain given to the fact her own hair was curly.
"Damn hair, never does what I want it to!" Kai grumbled. She looked up and saw Maruhi, so she waved with her free hand. "What are you doing? Do you have a meeting?" She asked, feeling like she should know the answer.
"The club, remember? You asked all of us to come. Remember?" Kai looked at her with a slight worry tracing her features.
"Right, just slipped my mind." Maruhi laughed nervously. She quickly left the room for her own. "Okay, now for the most important question," she said, closing the door behind her. "What will I wear!"
YYH, Maruhi, Kai, Leeoyasha, and Auzrieal prov.
The group left about 7:30 or there about. Zetsumei Motte Gesshoku was located in the heart of the Eastern Lands, was larger than most schools, and had bright lights shining outside. Needless to say, it wasn't hard to find.
When they entered, everyone but Yusuke swore they'd go deaf before the night was out. Hard rock music was vibrating the very walls.
"They're over there." Hiei stated, pointing to a table half hidden in the shadows. He obviously was not affected by the booming music. The group walked over there.
Leeoyasha spotted them first. "Hi Big-Head. Long time no see." She said with her usual cheeriness. Yusuke could see why they picked this table; the music wasn't as loud and you could talk normal.
"Where's Hiko?" Hiei asked. Kai pointed into the crowd. Hiei looked at where she was pointing. And he did not like what he saw.
Hiko was in her most favorite form. She had short spiky hair again, this time a plum shade and lavender colored eyes. She was slender but curvy and was wearing a very short blue jean shorts and a tight white shirt. Around her were 4 or 5 guys Hiei recognized from his day with the Makai thieves.
He was about to stomp over there and drag her away when she came over by herself. She placed herself next to Auzrieal, who was to busy with Inuyasha to notice a difference. She looked at the two beside her. "Should I arrange for a room?" She smiled wickedly.
Auzrieal stopped for a moment and seemed to consider her words. "Naw, it's just the first night in a while without the kids, ya know." Hiko laughed. "No, not really."
Hiko looked up at Hiei and patted the space beside her. "Go on, take a seat Hiei. You already know I don't bite…hard." Hiei smirked, but sat down never the less.
Yusuke, Kuwabara, and Kurama looked around a little out of place, but Hiko said no more. "Is there a reason why you told us all to be here?" Hiei asked.
"I thought you wanted to arrest me?" Hiko said innocently. Hiei regarded her suspiciously, but Hiko kept up the same front.
"Well, then let's get to it!" Yusuke said, cracking his knuckles. "Oh no, not yet. That would be cruel to Kai and Kurama! They haven't even had a chance to get to know each other." Hiko said, giving Hiei a wink.
"Yes, she's quite right. After all, the two are madly in love with each other." He finished off, catching on. Kai started to blush and mumbled something that sounded like "No, not now."
Yusuke, however, didn't quite understand what the two fire youkais were talking about. "What do you mean?" Hiei and Hiko slipped each other wicked glances.
"Well, for example, right now both Kai and Kurama just want to forget everything else and have mad monkey sex on the table…" Hiko started. "However, they are both too responsible and proper to do such a thing." Hiei finished up.
Kurama stared at them, his mouth agape, while Kai looked embarrassed beyond all reason. Then her head perked up. "Where have I heard you use that term before?" she asked.
Hiko sat back in her chair. "Um…I don't remember." "I do." Hiei said. He looked at Hiko out of the corners of his eyes. "Going to get groceries." He raised both eyebrows.
Hiko's eyes lit up. "Oh, yea!" The others waited patiently for her to continue with her story. "I think this is the night when Hiei met Leeoyasha and Kai for the first time, and Kai didn't quite trust him. Well, that night I decided to take Hiei grocery shopping with me at midnight. I always go late to avoid traffic. So as we're about to leave, Kai comes in wearing her housecoat and slippers with a bowl of ice cream and stares at us suspiciously. "Where are you two going at this hour?" She asked and I couldn't resist. I looked her straight in the eyes and said "We're going to go have mad monkey sex on top of the car!" You should have seen her face! She didn't know whether or not to believe me!" All of them laughed, even Hiei.
Kurama raised an eyebrow. "Funny how you forgot to mention all of this."
"Maybe he worried his girlfriend wouldn't approve." Kuwabara added in a mocking tone. Just when Hiei was ready to kill him, Hiko replied first.
"Nonsense! Hiei has plenty of girls fawning over him. There's about a couple thousand of ningens on the internet, then everyone knows about Murkuro and him, and then there is also Botan to consider." Hiei actually appeared to be blushing a little.
"I am not with any of them!" he exclaimed under his breath, but no one paid him any mind. Except Hiko.
"Don't try and fool me, Hiei! I have cameras in Koenma's office. So I've seen you and Botan, Yusuke and Botan, Yusuke and Keiko, Kuwabara and Yukina…"
"WHAT!" Hiei yelled. Hiko started laughing. "Calm down, you're so easy to get riled up. I was joking about Kuwabara and Yukina." She looked him up and down.
"You know, you always complain that Kuwabara talks too much, but I think you talk too much. I'll bet you my club that you couldn't stay quiet for 5 minutes."
Hiei scoffed. "You're on." Hiko smiled devilishly, but turned her attentions to Kurama.
"Hey Kurama! You. Me. Bush. Now." She said. Kurama turned pink.
"You knew Youko than. How well?" he asked nervously. Hiko winked at him. "Very well." Kurama looked horribly embarrassed.
"Oh, no don't you worry. You're much bigger than Hiei." She said, wiggling her eyebrows. "HEY! No he's not, I've…" Hiei once again failed to clamp his mouth shut in time.
"Yay! I win! Wait a minute, did you just say you've seen Kurama naked! Hiei, only one question remains: Does you're doggy door swing both ways." Yusuke and Kuwabara snickered and Kurama turned pink again.
"No, the memory will scar me for the rest of my life. Kurama, you tell it." Hiei requested, giving a shiver.
Kurama gulped. "Do I have to?" Everyone at the table nodded. "Erm…okay. Well, see I had just got out of the shower when my mom knocked on the bathroom door telling me Hiei was there. I told her I'd be out in a minute; I was towel drying my hair. But instead of listening, she barged in…with Hiei behind her. He screamed for like an hour that he was blind." Kurama ended with a chuckle.
Auzrieal stood up and addressed Hiei. "So I only have one question left for you Hiei. Is Kurama a natural red head? They say there's only one way to tell."
Hiei sighed and put his face in his hands. Hiko left the table. "Not that torturing Hiei isn't fun and all, but I feel more like dancing. Excuse me." She made her way towards a group of guys, shamelessly flirting with every one of them.
Hiei glared daggers at the group, but only Kurama noticed. "What's this, you're jealous? Why don't you go dance with her?" he asked in a mocking tone that was uncharacteristic to him. Hiei didn't reply, but just shifted in his seat.
Then the odd mix of a party heard the gasps. Hiei turned to see Hiko on the floor. He immediately stood, but Kai was faster.
"Hiko! Hiko are you alright!" Hiko stood up, swaying a little. "I'm fine, just a dizzy spell. Why is it so loud in here?" Hiko asked, seeming a little confused. "I think I'll go home. Night guys." And with that, she trasportated back home.
"We have to follow her, this is our chance!" Yusuke exclaimed. Hiei caught his arm and shook his head no. "Not now, something seriously isn't right with this picture."
"What do you mean, Hiei?" Kurama asked, displaying a bit of concern.
"She said it was a dizzy spell. That's not terrible. Probably just an excuse." Kuwabara said.
"No, you don't understand. Hiko can't get sick, it's impossible. Don't ask how; just accept it for once in your life. Besides that, she asked why the music was so loud."
"So, it is unnaturally loud." Yusuke said, missing the point. "Exactly. That's how Hiko has always listened to her music, ever since speakers were invented. It's never loud enough to her." He said, getting more and more frustrated.
"What on Earth is going on?" He wondered to himself, feeling alone despite his cluster of friends around him.
And there we go. The end of another chapter. Hope more review. Please send ideas if you come up with one. Thanks and later.
