Anakin and Obi-Wan were making their way to Mustafar. Anakin was driving as the two sat in the cockpit chatting.
"Man I'm getting pretty tired. You might have to take over soon." Anakin said, yawning. Obi-Wan raised his eyebrows at the young Jedi in disbelief.
"We've been flying for half an hour, and you haven't looked at the space road once."
"Don't worry, it's out there!" Anakin assured him.
Just then a horn honked and Anakin quickly looked back at the space road.
"I think I just need lunch." he muttered and Obi-Wan agreed.
"Yeah."
"You wanna eat?" Anakin asked, pulling the twenty credits out of his pouch. "My treat!"
"Isn't that Yoda's money?" Obi-Wan asked.
"Yeah Okay.Yoda's treat! Where do you wanna eat?"
"I dunno." Obi-Wan said, scanning all the space cafe's that whizzed past, non of which took his fancy.
"Ooh, hey, I know how we can decide! All right, uh, I'm gonna ask you a bunch of questions and then you have to answer real fast. Okay? So uh, clear your mind. Clear it right out! Clear it out! Clear!" Anakin persisted until at last Obi-Wan sighed and closed his eyes.
"Okay!" he said at last.
"Okay, uhh, would you rather be too wet or too dry?"
"Too dry." Obi-Wan answered quickly.
"Do you believe in ghosts, yes or no?"
"No!"
"Is this mission gonna make me a Jedi Master?" Anakin asked sneakily.
"No!"
"What!" Anakin said shocked.
"Yes." Obi-Wan said quickly.
"Dude you said No!"
"I also said, Yes!" Obi-Wan tried to reason but it was too late.
"So you don't think this is going to be a big break for me?"
"No!" he said, thinking he was still playing the game. Then he realised what he'd just said."Ahhh!"
"I don't believe this!" Anakin muttered and it was clear he was upset.
"Look Ani, I just, I just don't want to get your hopes up real high." Obi-Wan said kindly, putting a hand on Anakin's arm, but Anakin jerked it away, causing the ship to swerve to one side. More honks issued from traffic coming the other way, but Anakin ignored them.
"What are you talking about! I'm the lead in a mission!"
2They're not even paying ya! This doesn't even sound like a real mission!"
"Y'know what? I don't need this! Okay? I don't know why you're dumping all over my big break."
"Ani, I don't think this is going to be your big break." Obi-Wan admitted truthfully.
"Is that why you're on this trip, huh? Make me feel like a loser? 'Cause if it is, I'll tell ya, I-I-I'd rather be alone." he sulked.
"Oh, you don't want me on the trip?"
"Not if you're gonna be like this!"
"All right, I'll tell ya what, the next time you ask me a question like that I'll lie." Obi-Wan snapped.
"Yeah! I don't want you on the trip!" Anakin said.
"All right, fine! Fine! Why don't you pull over? I'll get out right now!" Obi-Wan dared, not thinking Anakin would be so stupid.
"Fine!" Anakin sped to the planet surface, slammed on the brakes and skidded the ship to a stop. Horns were sounding from every direction but Anakin ignored them, pushing a button to make the hatch open. "Get out!"
"You're not actually supposed to stop like that." Obi-Wan pointed out, shocked that Anakin was being so stupid.
"Get out!" Anakin yelled.
"All right!" Obi-Wan sighed, getting out. The hatch closed and Anakin sped away, disappearing back into the lines of heavy traffic. "Wait! Wait, there's no sidewalk! Yeah, I'm gonna die here." Obi-Wan cried out to no-one in particular.
