So here's my very first fic. It's actually an idea my friend had and with her permission I wrote it. (She doesn't think she's a very good writer but I think she has potential) Don't forget that reviewing is always appreciated. Flames are accepted. It encourages me.
By the way, I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh or any of the characters despite what the voices in my head may say.
The Insane Mental Rants of Seto Kaiba
Seto Kaiba sat at the head of a rather long table staring blankly at the business suits staring back at him.
"Who the hell are all these guys?"
"By encouraging more tournaments we can increase sales…better holographic technology…"
Seto wasn't even listening anymore. He had become lost in his own thoughts.
"What is this meeting even about? I hate these meetings. There must be a better use of my time. What else could I invent? Something to beat Yugi. Maybe I could create something to read his mind. Nah, I don't need my fancy gadgets. I can beat him anytime I want. Things just keep distracting me and getting in the way. Hmmm. I wouldn't mind some fancy gadgets anyway though. Where would I keep them? A belt! I could design a utility belt. I could be Batman! Wait! Not Batman. Blue Eyes Man. Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na BLUE EYES! I could design those kinds of fancy gadgets and fight crime at night."
Suddenly Seto caught sight of Roland sitting near him and Seto mentally gasped.
"Roland could be Alfred. What about Mokuba though? He could be like Robin. I'd have to make him very protective armour though. He could get riddled by bullets or something."
"new duel monsters…child size duel discs..."
"Maybe I'll just leave him at home. Who would I fight though?"
Suddenly, the image if Joey Wheeler popped into Seto's head.
"Wheeler acts like a clown. He could be The Joker. I doubt he'd be able to last long against me though."
Then the image of Yugi worked its way into Seto's mind.
"He's short. He could be The Penguin."
As time passed, Seto managed to find someone for everyone to be. Tristan became The Riddler, Mai was Poison Ivy, Tea was Cat Woman, and Pegasus was Two Face. Then Seto began planning his gadgets.
"Hmmmm. A lot of the good gadgets have already been taken by Batman."
"we can make the duel discs lighter… increase revenue…"
"Maybe I'll just use the same kind of gadgets as Batman but make some kind of Blue Eyes logo."
Then Seto began to make mental sketches in his mind. It included many different styles of Blue Eyes; some more vicious looking than others and he couldn't decide on one. After finally deciding on a simple but shiny one, he reviewed everything in his head.
"Is there anything I've forgotten? Wait, doesn't Batman normally have a love interest? Screw it. I'll just be a Power Ranger. GO GO SETO KAIBA! I'll be the blue ranger. He's the smart one. I'll be the brains of…"
"Mister Kaiba?"
"Yes?" Seto answered, saying the first thing he had the entire meeting rather than nodding every now and then."
"Do you agree with our plans?"
"Yes. I'm completely on board."
"Good. I think this meeting has been useful for everyone."
Everyone began leaving and once Seto was alone in his room, he began his thought process again.
"Wait, the Power Rangers work on a team. Maybe I could be a mix of a Power Ranger and Batman."
THE END
So, what do you think? I know it's totally stupid and kind of unrealistic but that's the fun of this site. But seriously, you've got to admit that he is like Batman? Then if you watch the Yu-Gi-Oh movie, when Seto gets into his Blue Eyes jet and he pulls the helmet over his head, he is SO like the blue Power Ranger. Anyhoo, don't forget to review before leaving.
