(A Note: I hope that you people do like my story. I am trying to come up with a fairly good story line with some humor in it. I feel that humor is a very important thing to everyone. I would like to thank everyone who reads this. Even the people who don't put a review and are shortly killing me day by day, choping my moral to write. If it wasn't for Williz or my fans at school then I might not write this... Ok, I might write it but not show anyone because I have always been scared of regection. ummm.... play . But I hope that you will like it.)
Disclaimer: I don't own anything to do with Pirates of the Caribbean... yet. Not anything about the characters or anything to do with it. Except my ideas. If you can count that. Can you?
Jack and Elizabeth had changed back into their everyday clothes. They both felt much better about themselves. Jack did feel a little sad because his facial hair was gone, but when he awoke this day, he did have the feeling on his face that it was in fact coming back.
Captain Jack Sparrow was the first to awake on the ship. He looked off of the side of the Pearl, looking at the stars slowly fading into the light pink sky. The early morning was warm and he knew that it would be a very hot day. His eyes looked upon the port, waiting to see the bad of pirates board their ship so they could cast off behind them.
"What are you looking at?" Questioned Will as he walked over and stood beside Jack. He looked out into the light blue water.
"I didn't know anyone elese was awake," Jack responed he kept his gaze over the port, "I was just watching for when they would set sail."
Will nodded, "Jack...I want to thank you. Without you we would never be able to do this."
Jack turned to face Will. His face was only about three inches from his friends.
"Jack..." Said Will.
"Yes?" He asked him.
Will sighed, "we have to stop meeting like this."
"What do you mean?"
"People are getting very suspicious, " Will looked very worried, "even Elizabeth."
Jack talked in a panicked voice. "Why? What are they saying?"
"When we do this... People think that we are a...." Will was bashful and didn't know how to say it to Jack.
Jack rose his eyebrows, "they that we are what?"
"A couple Jack! A couple!"
"Why would people think that!?"
"Because look how close you are to me! If you were two inches closer we would be kissing!"
"But I love women!" Yelled Jack.
"I know! Me too! But still."
"Ok... we will have to stop." Jack stood there looking into Will's eyes.
"Jack.... you are still very close to me..."
"Oh... yes... right...." Jack took a giant step to his side and continued looking into the port. He was lost in thought, thinking about what Will had just told him. Why would anyone think that he was like that? He understanded why people would think that Will would be like that. I mean, did people really think that Will's hair was really that curly? Jack just knew that William curled his hair. And there were many other things that would carry that same message.
Will was also thinking about their converstation. He couldn't understand why people would think that he was that way. He could understand why people thought that about Jack. I mean, had anyone ever wondered why Jack had never had a relationship? Or that the way he walked (all side ways and stuff) was something that normal people did? On top of it all, Jack was the best cook that Will have ever known.
Both of their thoughts were inturped by Elizabeth. "Hello there...."
They both turned to look at her, "Hello Elizabeth," Said Jack.
Elizabeth stood next to Will. He gave her a kiss and held her hand. Even though at times the two of them didn't get along they still loved each other with a burning passion (even though Orlando Fans wanted to murder her and wanted to jump off a cliffs themselves).
"Look!" Cried Jack pointing out to the port. Elizabeth and Will directed their attention to Jack. They saw that the Captian they had talked to the night before was moving onto a large ship with many men. They were supplying their ship with goods and getting ready to set sail. Jack looked at them, "get ready. The fun is about to begin." Jack moved his way around the ship hollaring commands at the crew. In no time at all there were many pirates bustling around the ship getting ready to set sail.
Will looked and saw that the other pirates had just started to move their way out of the port, moving at a very quick pase. As soon as the ship was almost out of eyeshot, The Pearl, moved in its wake. The wind against Will's face made him remember the other time when he was on the ship. It felt him with such a happy feeling and it made him want to stay on the ship forever. He turned his eyes to Elizabeth. She on the other hand looked as though she just wanted to get off the boat. Her nose was scrunched up as the wind blew her perfect locks of hair in all directions, slowly making a large rats nest.
"I think I will down in the cabin," she hollard to Will as she left him.
Will turned to see Jack standing at the weel. His face was very serious as he followed pursuit of the ship. Will moved his way up to Jack's side. "Why are we so far behind?"
"We don't want them to know that we are following us to their secret island."
"Why not?" Asked Will.
"Because it's secret."
"So..."
"Beauty instead of brains I guess," Jack said. They sailed and after some time they were closer to the back of the ship.
"Jack. What is the name of that ship?" asked Will.
"I don't really know..." He scrunched up his eyes to look and when that didn't work he used his spyglass. "It looks like it is called the.... the.... Fuzzy Bunny."
"What kind of name for a ship is that?"
"I don't really know... rather girly if you ask me."
They got closer and closer to the ship and the captian of the Fuzzy Bunny turned to see them approaching. He turned to a crew mate who stood next to him. "Who is that behind us?" Asked the captain.
"Sir, it appears to the The Black Pearl. "
"Nonsence," said the captian to the short man who stood their looking at him.
"Well, you asked me what the name of the ship is and it is The Black Pearl. "
"Nonsence," repeated the Captain.
"No, it is in fact The Pearl."
"Nonsence," he said again, his eyes stairing at the open waters in front of him.
"Sir! It is not nonsence! Why is it nonsence?" Asked the puzzled man.
"Because a pearl can't be black so there isn't a ship named The Black Pearl behind us," said the Captain in a smug voice.
"What has that have anything to do with it? Bunny's are not fuzzy!"
"Bunnies are in FACT fuzzy!"
"I would say that they are more fluffy then fuzzy, sir," said the pirate.
"Oh... just shut your mouth!" He turned and looked behind him to see that the ship was following them. Why would they be following them? There was no reason for them to be following him, he thought.
Jack looked at them through the spyglass and saw how they were all pointing at him and his ship. "FALL BACK!" Jack yelled to the crew. He didn't want to get to close and be to suspicious. He just wanted to follow them to their island. Maybe get some effects. Maybe a new hat, maybe a new gun, maybe manicure-
"Jack!" Said Will inturupting his thoughts. "Why are we falling back?"
"Because I need this to be cool."
"And I am not cool?" Asked Will.
"That's right," Jack responded while he put his spyglass away and kept stearing the ship.
"I think many people woud disagree with you there."
"No...I don't think anyone would."
"What about my fans!? Huh!? Overall they spend hundreds of dollars on stuff with MY face on it! All they want is Orlando, Orlando, Orlando...."
Jack rose an eye brow.
"I... ummm... mean.... Will, Will, Will. They have posted so many sites for me and these shrines and-"
"Oh shut up Will. I am sssoooo much more popular then you." Jack then gave a smile that would have knocked millions of fans out in their seats if this was a movie and not a story.
"OH JACK! There you go upstaging me once again!" Yelled Will as he ran into the cabin.
"Hehe... I win," Jack said to himself.
Will then stormed into the cabin and Elizabeth lay on the bed sleeping. He loved her so much, he sometimes even loved him more when she slept. Will thought it right not to wake her so he sat next to her bed. His eyes layed upon her face and he smiled. To Will's surprise Jack walked into the room and sat next to Will.
"Will... I just wanted to say that...."
"Oh? Did you come to apoligize?" Questioned Will.
"Oh hell no. I came to rub it in your face. I am so much cooler then you!"
A sad Will asked, "Is that all?"
"I also wanted to say that...." Jack wasn't able to finish his sentence because a very, very, very, loud fart came from Jack. It looked as though he had a tear in his eye as well.
Will started waving his hand in front of his face. "Oh god! What did you eat?"
"It must have been those beans..."
Elizabeths eyes then sprung open. She quickly sat up and looked around while waving her hand in front of her nose. "Oh... god... what is that horrible smell?"
She took no time running out of the cabin, shortly followed by Jack and Will. Will came out gasping for breath just like Elizabeth.
"Oh, it wasn't that bad!" Said Jack.
"Are you mad!? That was enough to rot one's nose from their face! I even woke from a dead sleep," Elizabeth said to Jack.
They spent the rest of the day and early night outside. Even when at night when they went into the cabin to go to bed it still did smell something like rotten eggs in the room. They would always remember to make sure that Jack never had beans again!
